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2017-07-16 01:00:27 PM  
Holy what the fark?

They provide physical protection you dumbass. I can't anymore. Why isn't this guy under indictment for tax evasion and dozens of other crimes?
 
2017-07-16 01:13:17 PM  
Yes, let's throw the people under the bus who are responsible for protecting the life of your client.

Christ what stupid assholes.
 
2017-07-16 01:17:34 PM  
I am afraid my asshole is shy. He is afraid of being ****ed over by Trumpers.
 
2017-07-16 01:18:14 PM  
DISBAR HIM! DISBAR HIM! DISBAR HIM!

Am I doing this Trumper thing right?
 
2017-07-16 01:28:06 PM  
So he's saying that the Trump family has such poor judgement that they need the Secret Service to tell them what's the right and wrong thing to do?
 
2017-07-16 01:36:05 PM  
Doesn't everybody remember how the  Secret Secret prevented the Bush twins from getting into trouble with alcohol and things when they were teenagers and young adults? No? Good,  because that never happened. It wasn't their job for the Bush twins and it's not their job for the Trumps.
 
2017-07-16 01:42:18 PM  
Fire the Secret Service.   Do it.  Doooo iiiittttt.
 
2017-07-16 01:47:28 PM  
If only Bill Clinton had thought of this, right?

/'Sir, get that out of her mouth right now! Team 2, get spot remover to Big Dog, stat!'
 
2017-07-16 01:52:03 PM  
That's not what they do, you freaking idiot. Where did you go to law school? Trump University?
 
2017-07-16 01:58:00 PM  
Didn't we have a whole Bruce Willis movie about him getting fired from the Service because he couldn't stand by and listen to some Senator beat his prostitute like he should?
 
2017-07-16 01:59:39 PM  
They didn't secure their wallet better. It's their fault I picked it. Can't blame me for taking it and maxing their credit cards and stalking their family.
 
2017-07-16 02:08:03 PM  
On the positive side, at least they're finally admitting that this meeting happened?
 
2017-07-16 02:11:57 PM  
Gentleman, I give you the "party of responsibility".
 
2017-07-16 02:14:40 PM  
As has been said in other threads at that point the secret service were only protecting Trump and Melina, not the kids. So if the SS vetted that meeting that is suggesting that Trump attended or planned to attend.

Bad lawyer! Not helping!
 
2017-07-16 02:26:28 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Didn't we have a whole Bruce Willis movie about him getting fired from the Service because he couldn't stand by and listen to some Senator beat his prostitute like he should?


That movie is 1980s as f*ck.

Bruce Willis - If you touch me again...
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2017-07-16 02:35:42 PM  

make me some tea: So he's saying that the Trump family has such poor judgement that they need the Secret Service to tell them what's the right and wrong thing to do?


And then they decide a group of people who have more balls than brains are the best people to judge?
 
2017-07-16 02:44:48 PM  
Maybe we should just make a random secret service agent President.
 
2017-07-16 02:49:46 PM  

Etchy333: Maybe we should just make a random secret service agent President.


I'd vote for that at this point. There's at least a chance he or she understands and believes in the Oath of Office.
 
2017-07-16 02:51:13 PM  

Etchy333: Maybe we should just make a random secret service agent President.


Where are they on the line of succession?  Surely we can get enough indictments.
 
2017-07-16 02:57:11 PM  
Donnie...are you SURE you really want the Secret Service to become responsible for your behavior in keeping your behavior limited to legal business? Because I suspect that you'll be in cuffs and restrained before 6 hours is up, and that your phone will be pieces before you can call for a discreet escort to be ushered past your wife's separate bedroom...
 
2017-07-16 02:59:26 PM  

Unobtanium: Etchy333: Maybe we should just make a random secret service agent President.

I'd vote for that at this point. There's at least a chance he or she understands and believes in the Oath of Office.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Is this guy available?
 
2017-07-16 03:03:12 PM  

Ron Vibbentrop: As has been said in other threads at that point the secret service were only protecting Trump and Melina, not the kids. So if the SS vetted that meeting that is suggesting that Trump attended or planned to attend.

Bad lawyer! Not helping!


I found an article in late April of 2016 that said Secret Service protection was being extended to Tiffany and her mother Marla.  So I strongly suspect it was extended to Uday, Qusay, and Eva Braun.
 
2017-07-16 03:04:46 PM  
They're bodyguards, not cops. They also let Monica Lewinsky give Slick Willie a knob slobberin', which the GOP saw as an impeachable offense.
 
2017-07-16 03:06:24 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Ron Vibbentrop: As has been said in other threads at that point the secret service were only protecting Trump and Melina, not the kids. So if the SS vetted that meeting that is suggesting that Trump attended or planned to attend.

Bad lawyer! Not helping!

I found an article in late April of 2016 that said Secret Service protection was being extended to Tiffany and her mother Marla.  So I strongly suspect it was extended to Uday, Qusay, and Eva Braun.


Or because it was in the Trump Tower, they needed the know?
 
2017-07-16 03:07:00 PM  
Donnie...I thought you were against the Nanny State, but you want the Secret Service babysitting your kids now?

I mean, yeah, it will probably be better if they're not eating paste and taking whatever pills someone hands them, but in the end, it's just admitting that you were SUCH a bad parent that they can't possibly know right from wrong...

/Though, I suppose admitting it IS the first step...
 
2017-07-16 03:07:52 PM  
It's already been said, but "party of personal responsibility" is polishing the GOP turd of "party of not my responsibility."
 
2017-07-16 03:08:43 PM  
Next: blaming the doors.
 
2017-07-16 03:09:35 PM  
The Secret Service doesn't make value judgements. And if any Secret Service member was present for any meeting with Russian Federation members, Trump's lawyer may have just waived Executive Privilege (maybe... pretty weasely).
 
2017-07-16 03:10:46 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Next: blaming the doors.


media.npr.org
Bastards
 
2017-07-16 03:11:08 PM  

make me some tea: So he's saying that the Trump family has such poor judgement that they need the Secret Service to tell them what's the right and wrong thing to do?


He could also be implying that the fact that the Secret Service allowed the meeting means that it's all kosher.
 
2017-07-16 03:11:19 PM  

Clutch2013: Unobtanium: Etchy333: Maybe we should just make a random secret service agent President.

I'd vote for that at this point. There's at least a chance he or she understands and believes in the Oath of Office.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

Is this guy available?


Dunno.. didn't I see him get killed at the end of AoS's first season?
 
2017-07-16 03:11:24 PM  
blogs.forrester.com
 
2017-07-16 03:11:31 PM  
Yeah, let's start relying on the SS to make political decisions about who to meet with.  That will surely solve the core problem of Trump being a retarded criminal.
 
2017-07-16 03:11:54 PM  
Personal responsibility! *

*void where republican.
 
2017-07-16 03:12:28 PM  
In tfa, they mentioned Trump just pardoning everyone... Is that even a remotely legal avenue to pursue? I would think pardoning someone for collusion with the person performing the pardoning would be... illegally dirty pool, wouldn't it?
 
2017-07-16 03:13:55 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 03:14:05 PM  
I think maybe I'd better lawyer up....at the rate they're tossing blame, I should be due before August.
 
2017-07-16 03:14:32 PM  
Why did the secret service let them in? Because your idiot client specifically instructed them to do so.
 
2017-07-16 03:14:36 PM  
I'm starting to get Trump's lawyers mixed up.
 
2017-07-16 03:14:48 PM  

Sin'sHero: Pats_Cloth_Coat: Ron Vibbentrop: As has been said in other threads at that point the secret service were only protecting Trump and Melina, not the kids. So if the SS vetted that meeting that is suggesting that Trump attended or planned to attend.

Bad lawyer! Not helping!

I found an article in late April of 2016 that said Secret Service protection was being extended to Tiffany and her mother Marla.  So I strongly suspect it was extended to Uday, Qusay, and Eva Braun.

Or because it was in the Trump Tower, they needed the know?


OK, then have them make an official statement saying so.  I don't trust a goddamn thing about this administration...
 
2017-07-16 03:15:39 PM  
That moist crunching sound you just heard was the Secret Service being thrown under the bus for a scenario they had absolutely nothing to do with.  It'll be interesting to hear their response.
 
2017-07-16 03:16:09 PM  

img.fark.net
"Donald Trump Jr's Collusion with Russian Power's
is CLEARLY the Secret Sercices Fault."

 
2017-07-16 03:16:37 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: Sin'sHero: Pats_Cloth_Coat: Ron Vibbentrop: As has been said in other threads at that point the secret service were only protecting Trump and Melina, not the kids. So if the SS vetted that meeting that is suggesting that Trump attended or planned to attend.

Bad lawyer! Not helping!

I found an article in late April of 2016 that said Secret Service protection was being extended to Tiffany and her mother Marla.  So I strongly suspect it was extended to Uday, Qusay, and Eva Braun.

Or because it was in the Trump Tower, they needed the know?

OK, then have them make an official statement saying so.  I don't trust a goddamn thing about this administration...


I don't trust their official statements, either.
 
2017-07-16 03:17:04 PM  
The right wing just makes random noises until it finds something the dumbos can believe. That's it. That's all it's been since Red Baiting began. If you really want to feel cynical about the human race, read Stephen Douglas 's contributions to the Lincoln-Douglas Debates.

We've been assholes from time out of mind.
 
2017-07-16 03:17:26 PM  

The Bird: I think maybe I'd better lawyer up....at the rate they're tossing blame, I should be due before August.


And you would talk to the FBI, so they would be... flipping The Bird?
 
2017-07-16 03:17:52 PM  

Miss5280: Doesn't everybody remember how the  Secret Secret prevented the Bush twins from getting into trouble with alcohol and things when they were teenagers and young adults? No? Good,  because that never happened. It wasn't their job for the Bush twins and it's not their job for the Trumps.


 My business was next door to Jenna Bush's freshman year apartment. It was a farking outrageous party every other weekend. I asked the Secret Service about it and they advised me to call the police.

The Aristocrats!
 
2017-07-16 03:18:42 PM  

bobug: In tfa, they mentioned Trump just pardoning everyone... Is that even a remotely legal avenue to pursue? I would think pardoning someone for collusion with the person performing the pardoning would be... illegally dirty pool, wouldn't it?


He's going to try.  I suspect we're going to see an interesting court case regarding the concept of fealty.  If Trump gets away with pardoning anyone in this matter it's the end of the USA.

Russia wins.
 
2017-07-16 03:19:21 PM  

bobug: In tfa, they mentioned Trump just pardoning everyone... Is that even a remotely legal avenue to pursue? I would think pardoning someone for collusion with the person performing the pardoning would be... illegally dirty pool, wouldn't it?


George HW Bush pardoned everyone.  And he's considered one of the decent ones.

They are all gangsters. Not really open to debate.
 
2017-07-16 03:19:24 PM  
I can't even imagine a parent letting their child use an excuse like that. Imagine your kid throwing a rock from your neighbors yard at the neighbors window. Now imagine walking over to that neighbors house and questioning why they have rocks in their yard if they want windows? Everybody involved with this administration seems to be suffering from arrested development .What the fark?
 
2017-07-16 03:19:38 PM  
To be clear, this was perfectly fine behavior, for which the following are totally at fault:

- Hillary Clinton, for not being likable enough and having a last name of Clinton
- Barrack Obama, for not stopping the Russians from attacking our elections
- The Department of Justice, for letting the Russians into the country
- The Secret Service, for not preventing Trump's kids from incriminating themselves
- The FBI, for not seeing that there are far more urgent things for them to investigate

Meanwhile, the following people are totally blameless:

- Anyone who participated in the Russian attacks on our election system
- Anyone who benefited from the Russian attacks on our election system
- Anyone who covered up the Russian attacks on our election system

Hopefully this helps clear up any confusion.
 
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