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(GOP)   Trump administration posts a listening to America survey. By "listening" I mean "asking loaded questions to further push our narrative" survey   ( gop.com) divider line
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2017-07-16 12:32:45 PM  
I wonder what Weedlord Bonerhitler will have to say in response to these questions...
 
2017-07-16 12:32:59 PM  
The deeper you go, the derpier it gets.

/Stopped at: Are you concerned by the potential spread of Sharia Law?
 
2017-07-16 12:38:12 PM  
After 22 it just hits the spin cycle... And then they ask for money (shocking)


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2017-07-16 12:38:41 PM  
Donald Trump: great president or the greatest president evar?

e) None of the above
 
2017-07-16 12:39:19 PM  

RedHead87: After 22 it just hits the spin cycle... And then they ask for money (shocking)


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2017-07-16 12:47:03 PM  
Hmm:

English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?

Do you think universities today indoctrinate rather than teach students?

Do you think legal immigration should be reduced until unemployment drops?

1984, the Prequel here.
 
2017-07-16 12:53:47 PM  
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2017-07-16 01:01:38 PM  
I thought that was the job of the NSA?
 
2017-07-16 01:02:50 PM  
Oh this gunna be gud, yes?
 
2017-07-16 01:17:31 PM  
Sharia Law?  Terrorism?  You going to sell me a magic anti-tiger rock, too, conman?  How about asking how concerned I am about getting hit by lightning 3 times in one day, or something else more likely to happen.  "Real America".  Love how you assholes pretend that anyone who disagrees with you isn't a "Real" American, then try to claim it's the "coastal elites" fault when they are the farkING MAJORITY.  You lying sacks of shiat.  I live in the backwoods of South Carolina and even I can tell you that.
What should you be paying attention to?  How about that corporate shill you put in charge of the FCC trying to kill net neutrality?  Because I gauran-damn-tee you, I am a very very very lazy man, but if my Netflix cost goes up so much as a single cent, I will remember to vote every. single. goddamn. election.  For the rest of time, and it will never be for a GOP candidate.  If you ever find another 2000 election McCain I might have came back.  But this?  All of this?  The lying, the bullshiat, the 8 years of Party of No?  REDMAP and gerrymandering and Voter ID and boohoohoo bullshiat voter fraud investigations? Going out of your way over and over and over to find ways to hurt more Americans with healthcare?  fark your money.  fark all the money.  You want to fix healthcare?  Good.  Do it.  Fix it.  Make it BETTER.  If you can't do that, then fark you.  I don't care how much money you save, I don't care if you cancel all my taxes forever because of it (LOL, no, it's tax cuts for the rich and pork projects to Alaska, there is no actual 'savings' you lying pricks.)
 
2017-07-16 01:18:08 PM  
Do you think universities today indoctrinate rather than teach students?

Wow.

Do you feel that you cannot publically admit that you support Trump?

Great example of a complex question, which is a form of logical fallacy.

And some of these are so stupid I just refuse to repeat them here on general principle.
 
2017-07-16 01:26:47 PM  
I filled it out, but left a fake name and email.
 
2017-07-16 01:30:06 PM  

make me some tea: I filled it out, but left a fake name and email.


I give my real name and e-mail.  I figure if the GOP is selling my e-mail to spam lists, well, that's America now, screw it.  And in the meantime, I want them to know for sure I'm right here, and I ain't moving.
 
2017-07-16 01:34:48 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: make me some tea: I filled it out, but left a fake name and email.

I give my real name and e-mail.  I figure if the GOP is selling my e-mail to spam lists, well, that's America now, screw it.  And in the meantime, I want them to know for sure I'm right here, and I ain't moving.


I used a quarantined email account, but used my real name.

I don't figure that they'll share the negative responses, but I want them to see them at least.
 
2017-07-16 01:43:56 PM  

Anastacya: Hmm:

English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?


Well what about Hebrew or Aramaic, if America is a Christian country lets use those, we still let people speak English but just have all elections and legal documents/proceedings be in only one of those languages for a few years we can have interpreters for you.
 
2017-07-16 01:45:25 PM  
Universities indoctrinate yes Liberty U and Patrick Henry do.
 
2017-07-16 01:53:10 PM  

Anastacya: Hmm:

English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?

Do you think universities today indoctrinate rather than teach students?

Do you think legal immigration should be reduced until unemployment drops?


Do you like movies about gladiators?
 
2017-07-16 01:55:40 PM  
Real name real email something if King GeorgeDonald wants to find me here I am.

Interesting to see what comes my way from team Trump, wonder if I can get a prepaid envelope to send a donation*

A rock would be a kind of donation.
 
2017-07-16 01:57:38 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Anastacya: Hmm:

English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?

Do you think universities today indoctrinate rather than teach students?

Do you think legal immigration should be reduced until unemployment drops?

Do you like movies about gladiators?


Well it did discuss the inherent problem with vigilantism
The Gladiator (1986)
Youtube 2LiSrNVOtGs
 
2017-07-16 01:58:25 PM  

RedHead87: And then they ask for money (shocking)


Yeah. Except for the issues du jour, this is no different than the shiat Richard Viguerie used to send my dad via snail mail back in the Reagan years.
 
2017-07-16 01:59:30 PM  
Do you feel that you cannot publically admit that you support Trump?

If you do, the emotions associated with that feeling called "guilt" and "shame" and are said to be actually experienced by human beings from time to time.
 
2017-07-16 02:05:14 PM  
Oh I used f*ck you as my full name on the survey.  Was that bad?
 
2017-07-16 02:12:00 PM  
"Have excessive government regulations, rules, and red tape burdened you personally?"

Well I'm a woman, so yes.
 
2017-07-16 02:13:09 PM  

ginandbacon: "Have excessive government regulations, rules, and red tape burdened you personally?"

Well I'm a woman, so yes.


I said yes, as a lizard person, I am very disconcerted with my lack of options in life
 
2017-07-16 02:14:28 PM  
lol Trump's gonna push a Made in America EO forgetting his daughter makes hella cheap swag in China
 
2017-07-16 02:18:49 PM  

spongeboob: Anastacya: Hmm:

English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?

Well what about Hebrew or Aramaic, if America is a Christian country lets use those, we still let people speak English but just have all elections and legal documents/proceedings be in only one of those languages for a few years we can have interpreters for you.


Everyone knows the King James Version is the word of God, so everyone will have to start using thee and thou badly.
 
2017-07-16 02:21:44 PM  
This Canadian, I mean John Barron from Vermont just completed the survey.  Straight trumper answers all the way included asking that the prioritize building that wall.
 
2017-07-16 02:27:17 PM  

Sid_6.7: Do you feel that you cannot publically admit that you support Trump?


Seriously? Could they not find a single farking person who knows how to write "publicly" correctly?

Aw, who am I kidding - of course they couldn't. Words with more than 2 syllables are hard and will soon be banned for being UnAmurrican.

/Fark my life
 
2017-07-16 02:33:07 PM  
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2017-07-16 02:36:18 PM  

Anastacya: Hmm:

English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?


What language is Trump using? Does he think it's English?
 
2017-07-16 02:53:27 PM  
...and y'all thought that Kellyann was JUST a mouthpiece?

This is what she does best. Polling, and only the BEST polling...
 
2017-07-16 02:55:39 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sid_6.7: Do you feel that you cannot publically admit that you support Trump?

Seriously? Could they not find a single farking person who knows how to write "publicly" correctly?

Aw, who am I kidding - of course they couldn't. Words with more than 2 syllables are hard and will soon be banned for being UnAmurrican.

/Fark my life


We should write the way people speak now call it now speak  normative new speak
 
2017-07-16 02:55:47 PM  

spongeboob: Real name real email something if King GeorgeDonald wants to find me here I am.

Interesting to see what comes my way from team Trump, wonder if I can get a prepaid envelope to send a donation*

A rock would be a kind of donation.


I kind of want to do this, but not punish the mail carrier in the process because I would send a very heavy rock.
 
2017-07-16 03:00:58 PM  
I noticed a lack of "Fill in your own answers here" questions. The one on infeatracture, I praised the actions of previous governor for her work with the state.

Incidentally, she's a democrat
 
2017-07-16 03:37:32 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and y'all thought that Kellyann was JUST a mouthpiece?

This is what she does best. Polling, and only the BEST polling...


Oh, God. The images that brings to mind...
*shudder*
 
2017-07-16 03:53:56 PM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: The deeper you go, the derpier it gets.

/Stopped at: Are you concerned by the potential spread of Sharia Law?


You should've responded "Yes, that's why I'm against "religious freedom" laws."

Although I have a feeling that isn't what they meant.
 
2017-07-16 03:55:03 PM  
Scaramouche - His head looks like a talking Penis
Youtube tYfXXKiyz9c


/Do I have to make this a thing with him?
 
2017-07-16 03:56:36 PM  
...yeah, no. I don't want to be doxxed if I give wrong answers.
 
2017-07-16 03:57:42 PM  
Bannon wrote this, didn't he.
 
2017-07-16 03:58:27 PM  

daphne: Oh I used f*ck you as my full name on the survey.  Was that bad?


depends. is your real name marc kasowitz?
 
2017-07-16 03:59:20 PM  
Man only if the Republicans were in charge so they could fix these things!
 
2017-07-16 04:00:54 PM  
How long do you think Killary should go to prison for?

(a) Ever.
(b) Lock her up! Lock her up!
 
2017-07-16 04:04:15 PM  
Which state do you live in?

How would you rate the current direction of our economy?
Do you feel your elected representative fights for the issues you care about?

(Optional) Which issue do you want to see prioritized more?
Are your taxes too high?
Is saving enough for your retirement a big concern for you?
Is being able to get a job a struggle for you or your community?
Do you feel your job is threatened by unfair trade deals?
Do you think legal immigration should be reduced until unemployment drops?
Have excessive government regulations, rules, and red tape burdened you personally?
Would you like to be able to use what you pay for childcare, eldercare, and other similar programs as a tax credit?
If applicable, are you satisfied with the education your child is receiving?
Do you support Common Core?
Do you want to see more technical education programs as alternatives to costly four-year universities?
Do you think universities today indoctrinate rather than teach students?
How would you rate the infrastructure in your neighborhood?
Do you trust the media?
Do you find the news to be generally too negative/hateful?
Do you think our country is too divided?
Do you agree with President Trump's messaging?
Do you hold more socially conservative views?
22. Do you feel that you cannot publically admit that you support Trump?
Do you think stopping taxpayer-funding of abortion remains a priority?
Do you believe that the Second Amendment is unfairly targeted as the reason for increased gun violence?
Do you want to see more done to stop radical Islamic terrorists from coming to our shores?
Do you support President Trump's temporary restriction on immigration from terrorism-compromised countries?
Are you concerned by the potential spread of Sharia Law?
Is Russia a concern to you?
Has illegal immigration had a negative impact on your community?
Is the drug epidemic especially big in your community?
English is currently not recognized as the official language of the United States. Do you think it should be?
What else do you think the President needs to know about the real America? We're listening.

RedHead87: After 22 it just hits the spin cycle... And then they ask for money (shocking)


There's something else wrong with 22:
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2017-07-16 04:05:34 PM  
Subby forgot to say "This is not a repeat since the beginning of his administration".

They've done this several times.
 
2017-07-16 04:07:05 PM  
Drtfa, I assume it's another donation survey?
 
2017-07-16 04:07:50 PM  
Do you believe that Man could possibly affect the vastness of God's creation through the noble pursuit of beneficial free market capitalism?
 
2017-07-16 04:08:22 PM  

tbhouston: Drtfa, I assume it's another donation survey?


If you're lucky, that's all they're collecting. I should have turned on my VPN.
 
2017-07-16 04:08:46 PM  
I said I wanted to see pussy grabbing prioritized more.

/Which I kind of do
//With willing participants only
///whee!
 
2017-07-16 04:08:56 PM  

FrancoFile: Subby forgot to say "This is not a repeat since the beginning of his administration".

They've done this several times.


Hi Fredo!  So leopards, eating your face yet?
 
2017-07-16 04:09:45 PM  
"Are you concerned by the potential spread of Sharia Law? "

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