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(News.com.au)   Apparently not learning from past celebrity breakups, another boyfriend of a Hollywood celebrity gets her name tattooed on his arm   ( news.com.au) divider line
    More: Asinine, English-language films, Hilton, American films, 32-year-old Leftovers actor, Paris Hilton, 36-year-old hotel heiress, Fairy tale, millionaire Thomas Gross  
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2017-07-16 01:00:09 PM  
1) Paris Hilton is a Hollywood celebrity in the same way that Trumpy is a strong, effective president
2) When the inevitable breakup occurs, Paris' current petri dish can just say he's a big fan of Paris Disneyland - he has the Simba tattoo right next to it, after all

Hope he enjoys sharing all the venereal diseases with Paris. And I really mean ALL the venereal diseases.
 
2017-07-16 01:54:18 PM  
It's chisel tip Marks-a-Lot
 
2017-07-16 02:13:59 PM  
WINO forever
 
2017-07-16 02:25:40 PM  
He can just claim it's for this guy:
pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-07-16 02:32:27 PM  
He'll always have Paris...
 
2017-07-16 02:34:19 PM  
Is that her actual voice?

Paris sounds like she's burning.
 
2017-07-16 02:39:00 PM  
I know she has a reputation as a twunt, but I can't think of anything terrible she's done.

Besides, damn...
img.fark.net

/ Leave Paris aloooooone!!
 
2017-07-16 02:45:54 PM  

jaytkay: I know she has a reputation as a twunt, but I can't think of anything terrible she's done.

Besides, damn...
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

/ Leave Paris aloooooone!!


She's all elegant, he's all bro-slob.

Maybe American women should raise their standards.

//no-bro slob
 
2017-07-16 02:48:50 PM  
I feel like we need a photoshop contest for the inevitable post-breakup tattoo editing.
 
2017-07-16 02:53:08 PM  
"Girlfriend"
i.ytimg.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh mercy
 
2017-07-16 02:53:21 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 02:53:40 PM  
Signifying a long-lasting relationship:

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 02:58:34 PM  
"Cause I'm his most magical place on Earth and he finally found his fairytale princess."

Wayyyyyy too many princes have been inside that fairy-tail.
 
2017-07-16 03:12:12 PM  

jaytkay: I know she has a reputation as a twunt, but I can't think of anything terrible she's done.

Besides, damn...
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

/ Leave Paris aloooooone!!


She farked some guys. That's a good- looking dude and i bet he's had his share as well. Whatever.
She seems really stoked he's that into her, so good for them

//pretty stupid to get the tattoo, but whatever.
 
2017-07-16 03:16:00 PM  
but there's just no way to tell if it's forever with paris hilton. i would've waited, at the very least, 48 hours or until i could pass a breathalyzer, or at least get up from the floor
 
2017-07-16 03:18:03 PM  
All that tattoo makes me think is that he really enjoyed Euro-Disney.

scd.france24.com
 
2017-07-16 04:01:37 PM  
I think she's hot and I liked him in The Leftovers, but that is an embarrassingly bad tattoo.
 
2017-07-16 04:08:11 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Is that her actual voice?

Paris sounds like she's burning.


Paris in Flames?
 
2017-07-16 04:24:51 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Ow! That was my feelings!: Is that her actual voice?

Paris sounds like she's burning.

Paris in Flames?


Nope. Someone will get it. This is Fark.
 
2017-07-16 04:30:07 PM  
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2017-07-16 04:31:20 PM  
We don't hear about her every week anymore so maybe she's matured. The boyfriend is still stupid to have her name tattooed on himself, but I guess he can afford the laser erasing when the relationship ends.
 
2017-07-16 04:33:39 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: farkingismybusiness: Ow! That was my feelings!: Is that her actual voice?

Paris sounds like she's burning.

Paris in Flames?

Nope. Someone will get it. This is Fark.


I got your reference. I was just branching out off it.
 
2017-07-16 04:42:00 PM  
So, things didn't work out with her brother?
 
2017-07-16 04:52:19 PM  

talkertopc: We don't hear about her every week anymore so maybe she's matured. The boyfriend is still stupid to have her name tattooed on himself, but I guess he can afford the laser erasing when the relationship ends.


cdn02.cdn.justjared.com

Maybe this actually worked.
 
2017-07-16 04:55:41 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Ow! That was my feelings!: farkingismybusiness: Ow! That was my feelings!: Is that her actual voice?

Paris sounds like she's burning.

Paris in Flames?

Nope. Someone will get it. This is Fark.

I got your reference. I was just branching out off it.


Ah. Yeah, not very obscure, but it's Sunday...
 
2017-07-16 04:58:00 PM  
Stephen Lynch - Queer Tattoo
Youtube 9OqIpzZ2fsQ
 
2017-07-16 05:02:41 PM  

FrancoFile: talkertopc: We don't hear about her every week anymore so maybe she's matured. The boyfriend is still stupid to have her name tattooed on himself, but I guess he can afford the laser erasing when the relationship ends.

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 850x676]

Maybe this actually worked.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 05:32:27 PM  

jaytkay: I know she has a reputation as a twunt, but I can't think of anything terrible she's done.

Besides, damn...
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

/ Leave Paris aloooooone!!


I agree. All she's done except for some minor shiat, is act like a spoiled rich girl, which of course she is. I think she's pretty damn hot for 36 or any age.

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 05:53:46 PM  
...and made me see that fairytales exist and dreams really do come true

If this twat didn't realize her life was already a fairytale and a dream come true then she's stupider than I thought.
 
2017-07-16 06:19:44 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: 1) Paris Hilton is a Hollywood celebrity in the same way that Trumpy is a strong, effective president
2) When the inevitable breakup occurs, Paris' current petri dish can just say he's a big fan of Paris Disneyland - he has the Simba tattoo right next to it, after all

Hope he enjoys sharing all the venereal diseases with Paris. And I really mean ALL the venereal diseases.


So... the same way your mom is pure s the driven snow?
 
2017-07-16 06:44:52 PM  

WilderKWight: All that tattoo makes me think is that he really enjoyed Euro-Disney.

[scd.france24.com image 720x405]


Moderately hilarious that Disney themselves don't use the silly font when writing "Paris".

How can she be only 36?  She was a skank of ye olden times.  Time must move more slowly for the rich.
 
2017-07-16 07:02:05 PM  

WilderKWight: All that tattoo makes me think is that he really enjoyed Euro-Disney.

[scd.france24.com image 720x405]


The Simpsons - Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land
Youtube QNx8YI9gAHs
 
2017-07-16 07:13:55 PM  
img.fark.net

Huh.  Didn't know that.  Although I don't really know much other than she's attractive and made a sex tape...
 
2017-07-16 07:26:18 PM  

talkertopc: We don't hear about her every week anymore so maybe she's matured. The boyfriend is still stupid to have her name tattooed on himself, but I guess he can afford the laser erasing when the relationship ends.


What actor gets tattoos? Seriously.

Paris will dump this guy. She's going to bag a multimillionaire and soon.
 
2017-07-16 07:30:00 PM  

farkeruk: talkertopc: We don't hear about her every week anymore so maybe she's matured. The boyfriend is still stupid to have her name tattooed on himself, but I guess he can afford the laser erasing when the relationship ends.

What actor gets tattoos? Seriously.


Body makeup covers a multiple of sins.
 
2017-07-16 08:20:46 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Cause I'm his most magical place on Earth and he finally found his fairytale princess."

Wayyyyyy too many princes have been inside that fairy-tail.


She's Sleeping Around Beauty.
 
2017-07-16 08:37:52 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-07-16 09:28:32 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: 1) Paris Hilton is a Hollywood celebrity in the same way that Trumpy is a strong, effective president
2) When the inevitable breakup occurs, Paris' current petri dish can just say he's a big fan of Paris Disneyland - he has the Simba tattoo right next to it, after all

Hope he enjoys sharing all the venereal diseases with Paris. And I really mean ALL the venereal diseases.


Because any woman who isn't ashamed of enjoying sex must be diseased, right? Conversely, having an STD is evidence of slatternly behavior, but only in a woman, therefore she must be shunned! Shunned, I say!

Glad I'm not some small-town gossip. I don't know how you can stand being ... that.

I enjoy sex, too, btw. I guess that's your cue to tell everyone I'm diseased?
 
2017-07-16 11:30:16 PM  

farkeruk: What actor gets tattoos? Seriously.


cdn.images.express.co.uk
Careful what you say, she has access to wildfire.
 
2017-07-17 12:18:48 AM  
I don't see the problem...after the breakup, he just has a tattoo of the name of a famous city.
 
2017-07-17 12:56:06 AM  

FrancoFile: talkertopc: We don't hear about her every week anymore so maybe she's matured. The boyfriend is still stupid to have her name tattooed on himself, but I guess he can afford the laser erasing when the relationship ends.

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 850x676]

Maybe this actually worked.


"Has anybody posted this yet?"

I remember that thread...
 
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