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2017-07-16 09:51:34 AM  
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Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
 
2017-07-16 10:12:54 AM  
Elevators injure and kill people more often than escalators. I'm telling you farkers, NEVER dawdle in the doorway of an elevator. They remove hands, feet, and heads.
 
2017-07-16 10:19:57 AM  
Not sure what's going on in #4.
 
2017-07-16 10:29:18 AM  
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Kill it with f... Hmmmm... Well, I am all out of ideas.
 
2017-07-16 10:30:48 AM  
That's some pretty good nope
 
2017-07-16 10:35:27 AM  

bingethinker: Not sure what's going on in #4.


Look very closely at the sun visor.  It's either a bat or a very big spider peaking out.  Either way, you would not want it dropping in your lap.
 
2017-07-16 11:21:22 AM  
BEWARE THE DREADED SUNVISOR!

/the hell?
 
2017-07-16 11:24:43 AM  
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That poor creature is being digested by the most foul vegetable on the planet!
 
2017-07-16 11:26:59 AM  
Most of those pics were pretty cool. Not that I;d be sitting on the edge of a cliff, but it's still a nice view.

The thing that creeped me out of most was the bug in the sun visor.
 
2017-07-16 11:28:05 AM  

leeto2: bingethinker: Not sure what's going on in #4.

Look very closely at the sun visor.  It's either a bat or a very big spider peaking out.  Either way, you would not want it dropping in your lap.


I would have had a bat or giant spider in my lap, for sure. I don't know how I missed it, but I missed it.
 
2017-07-16 11:39:32 AM  
I wanna swim in that glass-bottomed pool, but most of the rest of it I can do without.
 
2017-07-16 11:44:34 AM  

Biscuit Tin: leeto2: bingethinker: Not sure what's going on in #4.

Look very closely at the sun visor.  It's either a bat or a very big spider peaking out.  Either way, you would not want it dropping in your lap.

I would have had a bat or giant spider in my lap, for sure. I don't know how I missed it, but I missed it.


So did I

/eek!
 
2017-07-16 11:45:05 AM  
I accidently touched one of those house centipedes.  They are squishy by the way.
 
2017-07-16 11:52:40 AM  
I'm not really afraid of heights, but this gets me because the ship is at sea, with the sails deployed, so a significant change in wind means he's going for a ride at the end of this cantilever:
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2017-07-16 12:46:11 PM  
So many NOPE.gifs come to mind.
 
2017-07-16 12:48:54 PM  
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Yeah, that's my response whenever I see a BottomFeed listicle shiatlink, too.

BottomFeed: making the Internet a dumber place than Yahoo Answers.
 
2017-07-16 12:51:55 PM  
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2017-07-16 12:56:27 PM  
#13 Made my feet tingle. W T F
 
2017-07-16 01:02:27 PM  
motherboard-images.vice.com
 
2017-07-16 01:02:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 01:05:08 PM  

roostercube: I'm not really afraid of heights, but this gets me because the ship is at sea, with the sails deployed, so a significant change in wind means he's going for a ride at the end of this cantilever:
[img.fark.net image 500x667]


He's not just standing up there. He's undoubtedly tied on in some way. Boats don't have ratlines to freehand climb to get to the foretop anymore. You are hoisted on a halyard in a bosun's chair or a sling, which he's probably still sitting in while taking the picture.
 
2017-07-16 01:05:40 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I wanna swim in that glass-bottomed pool, but most of the rest of it I can do without.


OH HELL NAW!

Mechanic Resurrection Pool scene
Youtube ERcX2x06yn0
 
2017-07-16 01:08:54 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Yeah, that's my response whenever I see a BottomFeed listicle shiatlink, too.

BottomFeed: making the Internet a dumber place than Yahoo Answers.


And fark isn't far behind
 
2017-07-16 01:08:56 PM  

roostercube: I'm not really afraid of heights, but this gets me because the ship is at sea, with the sails deployed, so a significant change in wind means he's going for a ride at the end of this cantilever:
[img.fark.net image 500x667]


Luckily, if I ever had to money to own that boat I could afford an entire room full of idiots to climb up there for me.
 
aba
2017-07-16 01:10:42 PM  
Fairly certain #11 is a Brazilian wandering spider

AKA, if you live through the bite, you might have a 4 hour boner
 
2017-07-16 01:12:22 PM  

roostercube: I'm not really afraid of heights, but this gets me because the ship is at sea, with the sails deployed, so a significant change in wind means he's going for a ride at the end of this cantilever:
[img.fark.net image 500x667]


I'm going to speculate that he is also wearing fall arrest gear and not going anywhere.  That's a really nice boat.   This is the only image in the series that is a YES.
 
2017-07-16 01:14:32 PM  

aba: Fairly certain #11 is a Brazilian wandering spider

AKA, if you live through the bite, you might have a 4 hour boner


Well, and since you put it THAT way...

Wait, does it have to big bite my dick?
 
2017-07-16 01:15:21 PM  
These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


img.buzzfeed.com
 
2017-07-16 01:17:04 PM  
Today also World Snake Day.  2 Farkers I know of keep snakes as pets. Therefore #s 8, 9, 16 & 17.  Can do without centipedes.  full stop
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Kate, cornsnake, tosses out love today.   Foto credit her keeper, guy on Caturday
 
2017-07-16 01:22:22 PM  
#2 is just insane.  Doesn't look like he is emwearing a BASE chute in case things go sideways. Maybe it's just the angle of the camera that makes it look more treacherous than it really is
 
2017-07-16 01:24:22 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


[img.buzzfeed.com image 715x953]


House centipedes are what spiders have nightmares about.
 
2017-07-16 01:25:15 PM  

Thrag: roostercube: I'm not really afraid of heights, but this gets me because the ship is at sea, with the sails deployed, so a significant change in wind means he's going for a ride at the end of this cantilever:
[img.fark.net image 500x667]

He's not just standing up there. He's undoubtedly tied on in some way. Boats don't have ratlines to freehand climb to get to the foretop anymore. You are hoisted on a halyard in a bosun's chair or a sling, which he's probably still sitting in while taking the picture.


For sure, which is why it's not a heights thing. Remaining attached at the end, while the whole ship starts to heel over, would put my intestinal fortitude to the test. A 5-degree swing from vertical (back and forth) at that length from the center of mass would be nauseating. Get into a dutch roll? NOPE, I'll just fall and hope I hit the water or cleanly die on impact with the boat.
 
2017-07-16 01:30:23 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


Once saw one in my basement and creeped the living shiate outta me how fast they moved. Looked like a furry shrimp. I heard later they're carnivorous but forgot the name.

Glad I don't live in the south no mo'!!
 
2017-07-16 01:30:26 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


[img.buzzfeed.com image 715x953]


I hate how they look, but they'll eat roaches... so they get a pass from me if I see 'em.
 
2017-07-16 01:34:41 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


[img.buzzfeed.com image 715x953]


Whelp, time for a new toothbrush!
 
2017-07-16 01:36:21 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


[img.buzzfeed.com image 715x953]


It chiefly feeds on the oral bee.
 
2017-07-16 01:37:45 PM  

Gary-L: Sarah Jessica Farker: I wanna swim in that glass-bottomed pool, but most of the rest of it I can do without.

OH HELL NAW!

[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/ERcX2x06yn0 - 480x360]


That was awesome, thanks! Also highly unlikely to happen in the odd chance that I'd actually be there at the same time, so I'm still interested in giving it a try ;)
 
2017-07-16 01:37:51 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.

[img.buzzfeed.com image 715x953]

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 01:41:24 PM  
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"I wish we could see it when they go home and get these pictures developed."
 
2017-07-16 01:42:02 PM  

doosh: shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.

Once saw one in my basement and creeped the living shiate outta me how fast they moved. Looked like a furry shrimp. I heard later they're carnivorous but forgot the name.

Glad I don't live in the south no mo'!!


We have these in Michigan too.
 
2017-07-16 01:42:27 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 720x720]

That poor creature is being digested by the most foul vegetable on the planet!


Hey I like cauliflower because my Mom taught be the right way to serve it, covered in so much cheddar cheese sauce you don't realize your have tiny bits of healthy veggie in there...
 
2017-07-16 01:55:40 PM  

shastacola: doosh: shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.

Once saw one in my basement and creeped the living shiate outta me how fast they moved. Looked like a furry shrimp. I heard later they're carnivorous but forgot the name.

Glad I don't live in the south no mo'!!

We have these in Michigan too.


Silverfish. Creepy for sure. Love damp places and brushing and flossing.
 
2017-07-16 01:56:23 PM  
I'm a rock climber, so for me this was more like NEAT! YAY! BEAUTIFUL! NOPE NOPE AWESOME! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SWEET! GORGEOUS! NOPE HOPE HE'S TIED IN! NOPE NOPE
 
2017-07-16 02:03:33 PM  

TearsofLys: #2 is just insane.  Doesn't look like he is emwearing a BASE chute in case things go sideways. Maybe it's just the angle of the camera that makes it look more treacherous than it really is


Something's up with that one. He has nowhere to go and they conveniently don't show him actually ending up anywhere.  He's gotta be roped or something and just eventually bails.
 
2017-07-16 02:05:59 PM  
#12 is the Camino de Reyes.  I did it (with a guide) about 6 years ago.  It was pretty awesome.  That gif barely shows it, but there is a safety cable against the wall almost the entire length you clip into

/CSB
 
2017-07-16 02:07:53 PM  
Here's the full vid of the mountain biker.  Trail is called the white line.

Riding the White Line
Youtube GzhlDnTv0pc
 
2017-07-16 02:08:05 PM  

shastacola: These things run so fast that I get goosebumps just seeing a picture of one.Bugs shouldn't be able to run that fast.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 02:09:44 PM  
#2, 3, 12, 13, and 15 get BIG nope from me. I'm A) clumsy and B) don't have a death wish.
 
2017-07-16 02:10:11 PM  

me texan: #12 is the Camino de Reyes.  I did it (with a guide) about 6 years ago.  It was pretty awesome.  That gif barely shows it, but there is a safety cable against the wall almost the entire length you clip into

/CSB


You were one of the last few.  I just read an article about how they built an entire new and safe walkway just above it.  Still looks super cool but entirely safe (by Spanish standards anyway).
 
2017-07-16 02:12:15 PM  

mtbhucker: Here's the full vid of the mountain biker.  Trail is called the white line.

[YouTube video]


Well I gotta eat my words then.  That's still fantastically stupid though.
 
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