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(Mashable)   Kim Clijsters asks her doubles partner where her next serve should go, and man in the crowd tells her. Hilarity ensues   ( mashable.com) divider line
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2017-07-16 08:27:31 AM  
Okay, I smiled at my work desk... He pulled that skirt up and went with it.
 
2017-07-16 09:08:28 AM  
Heh
 
2017-07-16 09:39:59 AM  
I was hoping she served up a line drive to his grapes.
 
2017-07-16 09:41:06 AM  
OK, that was pretty funny.
 
2017-07-16 09:49:27 AM  
See, now that is what it's all supposed to be about. That's good stuff there.
 
2017-07-16 10:03:44 AM  
that's either incredibly good by all parties involved,  or helluva staged 'prank'.
 
2017-07-16 10:10:11 AM  
That was pretty awesome. I was waiting for a shot of the chair umpire saying "Quiet please" before the serve.
 
2017-07-16 10:12:53 AM  
Man, Will Sasso is in everything.
 
2017-07-16 10:22:10 AM  
Kudos to everyone involved. The players, the fan, the officials, and the crowd.  Everyone was enjoying themselves and it made for a great moment.
 
2017-07-16 10:31:50 AM  

mephisto6: That was pretty awesome. I was waiting for a shot of the chair umpire saying "Quiet please" before the serve.


That would have been perfect.
 
2017-07-16 10:34:19 AM  
That was awesome.  I did not know it was allowed.
 
2017-07-16 10:41:09 AM  
Yeah, doubles you can do mostly whatever 'cause no one cares. So it's a lot more fun than singles.
 
2017-07-16 10:44:18 AM  
"Diet please".
 
2017-07-16 11:00:08 AM  
I'm guessing he's always wanted to wear a pretty skirt in public, but was too ashamed to indulge in his fetish. This was his best opportunity to do so and not get arrested.
 
2017-07-16 11:05:02 AM  
"We don't have a shot from behind"

That's when I lost it.  Nicely done.
 
2017-07-16 11:07:30 AM  
That was fantastic.
 
2017-07-16 11:28:12 AM  
Well played, Brits. If that was America he would have been zip-cuffed and waterboarded by DHS.
 
2017-07-16 11:38:40 AM  
I don't know anything about tennis. Is the doubles part just exhibition?  I assume there's nothing on the line here.
 
2017-07-16 11:41:16 AM  

IAmRight: Yeah, doubles you can do mostly whatever 'cause no one cares. So it's a lot more fun than singles.


exhibition doubles, yes. competition doubles is still Serious Business™.

/that was super
 
2017-07-16 11:47:43 AM  

abhorrent1: I don't know anything about tennis. Is the doubles part just exhibition?  I assume there's nothing on the line here.


Yes, there are titles in doubles play but as somebody said above there is a relaxed attitude surrounding doubles which does not exist in standard singles play. I love playing and watching tennis but watching doubles just doesn't do it for me.

Some dude wearing a skirt in a women's doubles match at Wimbledon I guarandamntee was already the subject of a story or two at Literotica. Somebody somewhere just saw their fantasy play out before their eyes and have already turned their schlong into a pile of smoking ashes due to frantic masturbation.

Also, that Roger Federer fellow isn't too bad at that whole tennis thing.
 
2017-07-16 11:50:37 AM  

virulent_loser: IAmRight: Yeah, doubles you can do mostly whatever 'cause no one cares. So it's a lot more fun than singles.

exhibition doubles, yes. competition doubles is still Serious Business™.

/that was super


Oh, that was exhibition? I'm sure there is a way to watch it but I'd like to check out an exhibition match, at least until I would get bored with it. It'd be kind of cool to watch the best in the world farting around.
 
2017-07-16 12:28:57 PM  

WoodyHayes: Some dude wearing a skirt in a women's doubles match at Wimbledon I guarandamntee was already the subject of a story or two at Literotica.


Rule 34

NO EXCEPTIONS
 
2017-07-16 12:34:23 PM  

WoodyHayes: virulent_loser: IAmRight: Yeah, doubles you can do mostly whatever 'cause no one cares. So it's a lot more fun than singles.

exhibition doubles, yes. competition doubles is still Serious Business™.

/that was super

Oh, that was exhibition? I'm sure there is a way to watch it but I'd like to check out an exhibition match, at least until I would get bored with it. It'd be kind of cool to watch the best in the world farting around.


yeah, during the last several days of the majors there are a bunch of doubles exhibitions between retired players to help fill time. looks like this one is available on ESPN3.
 
2017-07-16 12:51:36 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: Well played, Brits. If that was America he would have been zip-cuffed and waterboarded by DHS.


go hate yourself in another thread debbie
 
2017-07-16 02:25:45 PM  
That was awesome. Glad to see the officials had a sense of humor.
 
2017-07-16 04:59:30 PM  

virulent_loser: looks like this one is available on ESPN3.


Not ESPN 3.  This kind of thing is what The Ocho was made for.
/ ESPN 8, I can't get enough of it.
 
2017-07-16 05:28:21 PM  

WoodyHayes: virulent_loser: IAmRight: Yeah, doubles you can do mostly whatever 'cause no one cares. So it's a lot more fun than singles.

exhibition doubles, yes. competition doubles is still Serious Business™.

/that was super

Oh, that was exhibition? I'm sure there is a way to watch it but I'd like to check out an exhibition match, at least until I would get bored with it. It'd be kind of cool to watch the best in the world farting around.


The exhibition doubles is kind of a seniors tour for retired players that they drag out at the majors to kill time.
 
2017-07-16 06:50:51 PM  

WoodyHayes: abhorrent1: I don't know anything about tennis. Is the doubles part just exhibition?  I assume there's nothing on the line here.

Yes, there are titles in doubles play but as somebody said above there is a relaxed attitude surrounding doubles which does not exist in standard singles play. I love playing and watching tennis but watching doubles just doesn't do it for me.

Some dude wearing a skirt in a women's doubles match at Wimbledon I guarandamntee was already the subject of a story or two at Literotica. Somebody somewhere just saw their fantasy play out before their eyes and have already turned their schlong into a pile of smoking ashes due to frantic masturbation.

Also, that Roger Federer fellow isn't too bad at that whole tennis thing.


what's your lit user name so we can read your story?
 
2017-07-16 08:00:56 PM  

Warrior Kermit: WoodyHayes: abhorrent1: I don't know anything about tennis. Is the doubles part just exhibition?  I assume there's nothing on the line here.

Yes, there are titles in doubles play but as somebody said above there is a relaxed attitude surrounding doubles which does not exist in standard singles play. I love playing and watching tennis but watching doubles just doesn't do it for me.

Some dude wearing a skirt in a women's doubles match at Wimbledon I guarandamntee was already the subject of a story or two at Literotica. Somebody somewhere just saw their fantasy play out before their eyes and have already turned their schlong into a pile of smoking ashes due to frantic masturbation.

Also, that Roger Federer fellow isn't too bad at that whole tennis thing.

what's your lit user name so we can read your story?


The only writing I produce is political writing and while I do consume erotica, I'll never tell you that my preference is for underage eunuch donkey stories (non-fiction, obviously).

I will, however, show you my favorite piece for when I'm having trouble finishing. Much like the Phial of Galadriel was there for Frodo Baggins in his darkest hour, this piece has never let me down.

The Church Bells All Were Broken

The raw human emotion gets me every time.
 
2017-07-16 08:45:02 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: Well played, Brits. If that was America he would have been zip-cuffed and waterboarded by DHS.


An American similarly yelled at Justin Rose while I was at the Ryder Cup last September about how he could make a putt the pro had just missed during a practice round. Naturally, Justin bet him $100 he couldn't. After some coaxing, the guy climbed over the ropes, walked out on the green, and buried the putt. Much hilarity ensued.
 
2017-07-16 09:05:15 PM  

WoodyHayes: Warrior Kermit: WoodyHayes: abhorrent1: I don't know anything about tennis. Is the doubles part just exhibition?  I assume there's nothing on the line here.

Yes, there are titles in doubles play but as somebody said above there is a relaxed attitude surrounding doubles which does not exist in standard singles play. I love playing and watching tennis but watching doubles just doesn't do it for me.

Some dude wearing a skirt in a women's doubles match at Wimbledon I guarandamntee was already the subject of a story or two at Literotica. Somebody somewhere just saw their fantasy play out before their eyes and have already turned their schlong into a pile of smoking ashes due to frantic masturbation.

Also, that Roger Federer fellow isn't too bad at that whole tennis thing.

what's your lit user name so we can read your story?

The only writing I produce is political writing and while I do consume erotica, I'll never tell you that my preference is for underage eunuch donkey stories (non-fiction, obviously).

I will, however, show you my favorite piece for when I'm having trouble finishing. Much like the Phial of Galadriel was there for Frodo Baggins in his darkest hour, this piece has never let me down.

The Church Bells All Were Broken

The raw human emotion gets me every time.


Underage Eunuch Donkey is the name of my Wyld Stallyns tribute band
 
2017-07-16 10:11:42 PM  
This is a mate of mine from Ireland. Cool dude and despite his chunky frame a hell of an athelete. Several time Irish champion American football player too.
 
2017-07-17 02:35:15 PM  

virulent_loser: WoodyHayes: virulent_loser: IAmRight: Yeah, doubles you can do mostly whatever 'cause no one cares. So it's a lot more fun than singles.

exhibition doubles, yes. competition doubles is still Serious Business™.

/that was super

Oh, that was exhibition? I'm sure there is a way to watch it but I'd like to check out an exhibition match, at least until I would get bored with it. It'd be kind of cool to watch the best in the world farting around.

yeah, during the last several days of the majors there are a bunch of doubles exhibitions between retired players to help fill time. looks like this one is available on ESPN3.


You just answered my question. I was wondering whether Kim Clijsters had retired, several years ago in fact.
 
2017-07-17 02:37:58 PM  
Reminded me of when the pro golfers had the heckler try a putt
 
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