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(CBC)   What's the point of being at a Country music festival in Saskatchewan if you can't dance naked?   ( cbc.ca) divider line
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2017-07-16 07:51:31 AM  
I can think of plenty of better places I'd rather be dancing naked.
 
2017-07-16 08:07:25 AM  
Exactly.

You have about 2 weeks of summer before the 50 weeks of snowstorms start again.

And hey, they can't arrest ALL of you for dancing naked!

Go for it!
 
2017-07-16 09:00:05 AM  
In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.
 
2017-07-16 09:18:04 AM  
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2017-07-16 09:18:16 AM  
I'd like to see more of hula hoop girl.
 
2017-07-16 09:21:12 AM  
Headline is 7 words too long.
 
2017-07-16 09:50:24 AM  

jethroe: In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.


I swatted at a mosquito in Saskatchewan and it looked at me for a second, then slapped me back.
 
2017-07-16 10:09:33 AM  
Sriracha is to humans as DEET bug repelant is to black flies in Saskatchewan.
 
2017-07-16 10:14:57 AM  

mephisto6: jethroe: In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.

I swatted at a mosquito in Saskatchewan and it looked at me for a second, then slapped me back.


The big ones live like 22 weeks so they get pretty crafty.  Towards the end of the summer they don't even fly, they just lurk behind bins or break into your house at night.  If you have a bugzapper outside they'll target your house.  Like I said, crafty.

The only way to really kill them is to lure them into the bathtub and chuck a toaster in.  As a lure, I used to use a Cabbage Patch kid sprayed with Azzaro, or my wife, but I kind of had mixed results.
 
2017-07-16 10:21:17 AM  

jethroe: In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.


In Nova Scotia wood ticks blow around like pollen. Instead of the fog rolling in, it's ticks.
 
2017-07-16 10:26:10 AM  
What's the point of being at a Country music festival in Saskatchewan...


Ftfy
 
2017-07-16 10:26:33 AM  
The no naked dancing applies to ugly out of shape people, like me for instance. The rest of you people, knock yourselves out.
 
2017-07-16 10:29:59 AM  

Badafuco: What's the point of being at a Country music festival in Saskatchewan...


Ftfy


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2017-07-16 10:32:54 AM  

jethroe: The only way to really kill them is to lure them into the bathtub and chuck a toaster in.


Good to know.
I don't plan on going back, but what kind of toaster? Do i need like, 50 or do they just go "Nah f*ck that place" after around seven.
 
2017-07-16 10:35:25 AM  

BumpInTheNight: I can think of plenty of better places I'd rather be dancing naked.


Someone didn't RTFA, much less click on the link.


Grew up just south ot Sas, 10 miles from the border (US side). They had a festival called "Hootinanny in the Hills" and it was a BLAST. Drinking age was 18 and Canadian girls don't play games like their US counterparts.
 
2017-07-16 10:36:05 AM  
As long as you apologize for dancing naked there shouldn't be a problem.
 
2017-07-16 10:36:54 AM  

ryant123: Badafuco: What's the point of being at a Country music festival in Saskatchewan...


Ftfy

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Lol.

I used to go up to Coronach and Regina as a kid. We spent summers in eastern Montana and my uncle would drive us up there for some reason.  This was mid 80's. Not sure how different it is now.
 
2017-07-16 10:46:32 AM  

skinink: The no naked dancing applies to ugly out of shape people, like me for instance. The rest of you people, knock yourselves out.


Unfortunately, it seems that those are the only ones who ever want to dance naked.
 
2017-07-16 10:54:08 AM  

mephisto6: jethroe: The only way to really kill them is to lure them into the bathtub and chuck a toaster in.

Good to know.
I don't plan on going back, but what kind of toaster? Do i need like, 50 or do they just go "Nah f*ck that place" after around seven.


A toaster is ideal, but in a pinch you can also use a rice steamer or a wafflemaker.

A habachi doesn't work.  Neither does a George Foreman grill, so I assume anything that cooks meat isn't effective.  Only things that cook veggies or rice or water.  Electric current might also play a part but I'm not an entomologist.
 
2017-07-16 11:21:26 AM  
RCMP:

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2017-07-16 11:35:37 AM  
Craven is a great festival. Sad I'm not there right now.
 
2017-07-16 11:59:06 AM  

fastfxr: BumpInTheNight: I can think of plenty of better places I'd rather be dancing naked.

Someone didn't RTFA, much less click on the link.


Grew up just south ot Sas, 10 miles from the border (US side). They had a festival called "Hootinanny in the Hills" and it was a BLAST. Drinking age was 18 and Canadian girls don't play games like their US counterparts.


BS.  Drinking age has always been 19.  Saskatchewan and Manitoba bugs are the worst.  Go elsewhere.
 
2017-07-16 12:13:48 PM  
How about naked hula hooping? I think that would be popular.
 
2017-07-16 12:28:36 PM  

fastfxr: BumpInTheNight: I can think of plenty of better places I'd rather be dancing naked.

Someone didn't RTFA, much less click on the link.


Grew up just south ot Sas, 10 miles from the border (US side). They had a festival called "Hootinanny in the Hills" and it was a BLAST. Drinking age was 18 and Canadian girls don't play games like their US counterparts.


The last time I was at Craven I got flashed by a girl who was learning to be a welder. She was the kind of girl you don't want to be flashed by.

Went to Hootenanny in the Hills once and thought it was better than Craven. You could haul your cooler of beer right up by the stage and watch the acts.
 
2017-07-16 02:31:44 PM  

ryant123: jethroe: In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.

In Nova Scotia wood ticks blow around like pollen. Instead of the fog rolling in, it's ticks.


Damn! Canada could be renamed North Australia on that one alone...
 
2017-07-16 02:36:36 PM  

AintNoAmoeba: She was the kind of girl you don't want to be flashed by.


dead?
 
2017-07-16 02:44:34 PM  

janzee: ryant123: jethroe: In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.

In Nova Scotia wood ticks blow around like pollen. Instead of the fog rolling in, it's ticks.

Damn! Canada could be renamed North Australia on that one alone...


Nah, nothing up here is super poisonous.  just annoying and big.
 
2017-07-16 03:28:32 PM  

Johnny Rockets: I'd like to see more of hula hoop girl.


Sadly not Katie Sunshine
 
2017-07-16 03:47:14 PM  

jethroe: In Saskatchewan the mosquitos are the size of geese and you can hear them breathe.

Fact.


Those are the babies... trained to pick You up and fly to the big adults high atop the Rockies... where you are drained of all fluids by 2 or 3 males... in 30 seconds!
 
2017-07-16 10:00:56 PM  

Johnny Rockets: I'd like to see more of hula hoop girl.



This. She needs to become a meme all her own.
 
2017-07-16 10:08:45 PM  
At the risk of sounding like a bit of a perv, I'd just like to point out that hula-hoop girl possesses magnificent proportions of shape and muscularity. I'm thinking she's a skier.


/fap
 
2017-07-16 10:18:21 PM  
No naked dancing?
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Constable Fraser says, "Thank you kindly."
 
2017-07-17 05:35:08 PM  
What's the point of being at a country music festival in Saskatchewan at all?  For that matter,
what's the point of being in Saskatchewan?  (If I've offended anyone in western Canada for saying
that - well, tough bananas.)
 
2017-07-17 09:14:41 PM  

Li'l Robbie: What's the point of being at a country music festival in Saskatchewan at all?  For that matter,
what's the point of being in Saskatchewan?  (If I've offended anyone in western Canada for saying
that - well, tough bananas.)


We don't actually care...
 
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