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2017-07-16 09:31:09 AM  
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2017-07-16 09:54:42 AM  
Holy kleenex, Batman!  It was right under our noses and we blew it!
 
2017-07-16 11:05:53 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Holy kleenex, Batman!  It was right under our noses and we blew it!


This is our chance to wipe them all out with one strike!
 
2017-07-16 11:09:33 AM  

RomeoEightJuliet: Sin_City_Superhero: Holy kleenex, Batman!  It was right under our noses and we blew it!

This is our chance to wipe them all out with one strike!


Snot funny.
 
2017-07-16 11:10:51 AM  

Wolfmanjames: RomeoEightJuliet: Sin_City_Superhero: Holy kleenex, Batman!  It was right under our noses and we blew it!

This is our chance to wipe them all out with one strike!

Snot funny.


If we keep this up, the mods will mucus...
 
2017-07-16 11:11:42 AM  
Did you hear about the new James Bond movie?  The villain is a megalomaniacal stand up comic.

The title will be: 'The Man with the Golden Pun.'
 
2017-07-16 11:11:46 AM  

zulius: Wolfmanjames: RomeoEightJuliet: Sin_City_Superhero: Holy kleenex, Batman!  It was right under our noses and we blew it!

This is our chance to wipe them all out with one strike!

Snot funny.

If we keep this up, the mods will mucus...


Wipefully so...
 
2017-07-16 11:12:08 AM  

zulius: Wolfmanjames: RomeoEightJuliet: Sin_City_Superhero: Holy kleenex, Batman!  It was right under our noses and we blew it!

This is our chance to wipe them all out with one strike!

Snot funny.

If we keep this up, the mods will mucus...


That's cold.
 
2017-07-16 11:12:47 AM  
Two Pen Enter

One Pun Leave.
 
2017-07-16 11:15:04 AM  
I had a friend who used to compete in these.
I don't think he's going this year, as he has a newborn at home now.

There's no pun. It's just sorta sad how we grow old and have to give up these old hobbies.
 
2017-07-16 11:29:32 AM  
Will Callahan be there?
 
2017-07-16 11:39:50 AM  
Was it in the corner of the round room?
 
2017-07-16 11:44:28 AM  

Fabric_Man: There's no pun. It's just sorta sad how we grow old and have to give up these old hobbies.


I see it the other way around. I'm glad I had my first at 24 so I didn't have to waste my mid- and late-twenties hanging out with my childless friends at childish events like this.
 
2017-07-16 11:46:02 AM  

Fabric_Man: I had a friend who used to compete in these.
I don't think he's going this year, as he has a newborn at home now.

There's no pun. It's just sorta sad how we grow old and have to give up these old hobbies.


I submitted nearly a dozen entries in hopes that one would get me into the main competition.

Alas, no pun in ten did.
 
2017-07-16 11:55:48 AM  
Friends just sent me a postcard--yes, a postcard--from Switzerland. I refer to it as the Swiss Missive.
 
2017-07-16 12:07:02 PM  
Local bakery has apes making pies: meringueotangs.

Butcher's assistants are filet minions.
 
2017-07-16 12:15:16 PM  
A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
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Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.
 
2017-07-16 12:26:32 PM  

WyDave: Friends just sent me a postcard--yes, a postcard--from Switzerland. I refer to it as the Swiss Missive.


You know who else lives in Switzerland?

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 12:29:50 PM  
Not a lot of funny buttons being pressed in here, with good reason.
 
2017-07-16 12:58:25 PM  

Snarfangel: A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
[img.fark.net image 201x280]
Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.


I don't get it
 
2017-07-16 01:02:46 PM  

atlantic_lotion: Snarfangel: A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
[img.fark.net image 201x280]
Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.

I don't get it


"Sun's rays meet."
That's what you get for asking. I hope you're proud of yourself.
 
2017-07-16 01:06:15 PM  

Fabric_Man: atlantic_lotion: Snarfangel: A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
[img.fark.net image 201x280]
Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.

I don't get it

"Sun's rays meet."
That's what you get for asking. I hope you're proud of yourself.


Triple puns are a rare and beautiful thing.
 
2017-07-16 01:22:56 PM  

Snarfangel: Fabric_Man: atlantic_lotion: Snarfangel: A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
[img.fark.net image 201x280]
Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.

I don't get it

"Sun's rays meet."
That's what you get for asking. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Triple puns are a rare and beautiful thing.


They're rare, which is beautiful.
 
2017-07-16 01:25:45 PM  
A Math & Science Experiment for the FARK Admins....

How many times will One Fifth go into Five?

/shamelessly stolen from Jack Benny
 
2017-07-16 01:41:04 PM  
"I wish they all could be California gulls," thought ornithologist Brock Aves as he pored over his latest population data, analysis overshadowed by the news that his girlfriend's dad had confiscated a rescued albatross she had secretly been keeping in her room, proving once again that she'll only have fun fun fun 'til daddy takes her seabird away."
 
2017-07-16 02:30:19 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Snarfangel: Fabric_Man: atlantic_lotion: Snarfangel: A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
[img.fark.net image 201x280]
Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.

I don't get it

"Sun's rays meet."
That's what you get for asking. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Triple puns are a rare and beautiful thing.

They're rare, which is beautiful.


Triple? Only seeing double here.
 
2017-07-16 06:10:06 PM  
To enter the compeition, you.need.to have puningtuns disease.
 
2017-07-17 08:11:30 AM  

Snarfangel: A rancher  was getting too old to ride the range, and decided to leave both land and herd to his sons.

The sons, while admirable cowboys from hat to spurs, never could agree on anything, and they had a terrible argument on what to call the ranch.

Finally, they put the question to their father, agreeing to go with whatever name he suggested.

Without hesitation, he said
[img.fark.net image 201x280]
Because, of course, that's where the sons raise meat.


Pincus Fuctus
 
2017-07-17 09:02:33 AM  
Blind carpenter?

img.fark.net
 
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