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(Daily Mail)   Tanning Mom--who was arrested for taking her daughter to tanning salon--outraged after her daughter returned from school recess with a sunburn   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-07-16 01:57:35 AM  
is there tan mom porn yet
 
2017-07-16 02:02:20 AM  

moothemagiccow: is there tan mom porn yet


I was going to ask why you'd want some, but then I thought of the whole "change your friend's desktop photo" prank and, yeah, I hope you get simultaneous access to tan mom porn, your most uptight friend or family member's computer or phone, and a video camera of some sort (actual or phone, whatever). Try to time it for when there's someone in the room they really want to impress.
 
2017-07-16 04:17:07 AM  
Why are we suppose to care about these people?
 
2017-07-16 04:19:28 AM  
Well, I had the best advert ever:
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 04:19:55 AM  
C'mon, stop linking to this stupid shiat. Pretty sure even the dumbest Fark reader is better than this. Yes, even the Hillary supporters.
 
2017-07-16 04:21:06 AM  

JulieAzel626: Why are we suppose to care about these people?


Initially, it was about a mom abusing her kid. Now? Hell if I know.
 
2017-07-16 04:25:32 AM  
I foresee skin cancer in that woman's future.
 
2017-07-16 04:26:29 AM  
That woman looks like the reverse Michael Jackson.
 
2017-07-16 04:31:09 AM  
I find myself wondering about her addiction. Perhaps melanin formation in accompanied by endorphin release, or something.
 
2017-07-16 04:32:19 AM  
Sammy Sosa needs his melanin back.
 
2017-07-16 04:34:11 AM  
She's not looking too tan lately.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-07-16 04:36:38 AM  
She is really looking to trump that school district with some covfefe.

Color me schocked!
 
2017-07-16 04:51:54 AM  
Nutley? Why does that sound familiar? Oh look, we have a Nutley trifecta in play.

http://www.fark.com/comments/9662055/
 
2017-07-16 04:51:56 AM  

Raddamant: C'mon, stop linking to this stupid shiat. Pretty sure even the dumbest Fark reader is better than this. Yes, even the Hillary supporters.


After looking at your profile:
media.giphy.com

No.
 
2017-07-16 05:03:29 AM  

GrailOfThunder: She's not looking too tan lately.

[pbs.twimg.com image 400x400]


You farking kidding me? She matches the wall.
 
2017-07-16 05:05:40 AM  
While Krentcil said she made about six figures by cashing in on her fame, releasing a rap single and appearing a red carpets, she said her life had been made a 'living hell'.

Wait, what?

I can't imagine that being anything but awesomely terrible. Hang on, I don't have to imagine. It's bound to be on Youtube somewhere.

Tan Mom Music Video
Youtube DDu9g-9TRTY


*choke*

Good Lord, that was an abomination. I don't know if it's the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life but it's undoubtedly the worst I've heard this year.
 
2017-07-16 05:12:40 AM  
she looks like she just finished a scat video
 
2017-07-16 05:17:26 AM  
Did you say Nutley?
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 05:19:27 AM  
I've got the color inversion on right now on my phone so every photo of a person looks very odd, I turned it off to see what she looks like.

I'm regretting doing that now.
 
2017-07-16 06:02:11 AM  
Either:
1. she will die of metastatic melanoma, or
2. she won't and her melanoma-resistant* DNA will become very valuable upon her eventual death from other causes

* resistant? sheeeit it would be resistant like the Hoover Dam resists water, like Detroit resists humans, like California resists common sense, like Trump resists...well....intelligence, and like Australia resists all species.
 
2017-07-16 06:13:10 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Just sayin.....
 
2017-07-16 06:44:41 AM  

Kouta: I foresee skin cancer in that woman's future.


Not the most dangerous of predictions.
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
/Unless you something about upcoming research to eliminate UV radtion?
//LOL that would be silly!
///But, you don't seriously, right?


right?
 
2017-07-16 07:12:07 AM  
Well that's a rough-looking 79.
 
2017-07-16 07:41:26 AM  
she should be criticized for doing blackface in this day and age
 
2017-07-16 07:44:08 AM  
How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?
 
2017-07-16 07:44:44 AM  
Ok it is about the kid getting sunburned but not one picture of the sunburn. Just picture after picture of mom's dumb ass.
 
2017-07-16 07:56:03 AM  

jtown: How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?


Kid is a redhead.
 
2017-07-16 08:02:08 AM  
While we're at about 1:15:59 on this person's fame clock, considering it was the school who started this mess, and then let's the kid get a sunburn on a field trip when she packed sunblock, yeah I'd probably sue too.
 
2017-07-16 08:20:59 AM  

Nidiot: jtown: How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?

Kid is a redhead.


Yeah, she is lucky she didn't catch fire.
 
2017-07-16 08:31:47 AM  

Nidiot: jtown: How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?

Kid is a redhead.


No soul
 
2017-07-16 08:37:57 AM  
I think this lady likes to hear herself complain.

Attention whore is what I'm putting out there
 
2017-07-16 08:42:08 AM  
'My kids were angry and fed up. They were embarrassed, made fun of. Teachers made fun of me in front of my kids
i.dailymail.co.uk
Now why would people make fun of you and why would your kids be embarrassed?
 
2017-07-16 08:44:56 AM  

almejita: I think this lady likes to hear herself complain.

Attention whore is what I'm putting out there


She is, and she does seem to keep putting it out there too.
 
2017-07-16 08:45:08 AM  

jtown: How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?


Worse, it's Jersey.
 
2017-07-16 09:07:09 AM  
Where's Sal?
 
2017-07-16 09:08:47 AM  

idrow: 'My kids were angry and fed up. They were embarrassed, made fun of. Teachers made fun of me in front of my kids
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 237x375]
Now why would people make fun of you and why would your kids be embarrassed?


Don't want...too many knees
 
2017-07-16 09:20:49 AM  

DubyaHater: Where's Sal?


143
 
2017-07-16 09:22:09 AM  
Suddenly I want some beef jerky
 
2017-07-16 09:23:23 AM  
Hard to believe she has a kid, but I guess some guys don't mind farking a baseball glove.
 
2017-07-16 09:23:50 AM  

idrow: 'My kids were angry and fed up. They were embarrassed, made fun of. Teachers made fun of me in front of my kids
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 237x375]
Now why would people make fun of you and why would your kids be embarrassed?


And suddenly I don't want some beef jerky
 
2017-07-16 09:40:00 AM  

Nidiot: almejita: I think this lady likes to hear herself complain.

Attention whore is what I'm putting out there

She is, and she does seem to keep putting it out there too.


That made my stomach hurt

and my penis
 
2017-07-16 10:08:56 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
"That's some fine mental illness, Lou"
 
2017-07-16 10:15:03 AM  

GrailOfThunder: She's not looking too tan lately.

[pbs.twimg.com image 400x400]


Oh yes I would!
 
2017-07-16 10:22:38 AM  
Sounds like she realizes her bullshiat "celebrity" has faded and she's desperate to have another 15 minutes to me. Also sounds like she's a vindictive sack of shiat concerning the school as well. Sounds like she's trying to stigginit to the school to get back for them calling her out for her poor parenting. I hope this thread is the sum and total of her 15 minute reboot.
 
2017-07-16 10:26:27 AM  
I've had worse. I'd hit it.
 
2017-07-16 10:32:33 AM  

Nidiot: jtown: How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?

Kid is a redhead.


Came here to say that.  SPF 1000 and that kid is still gonna get a sunburn.
 
2017-07-16 10:45:16 AM  

indy_kid: Nidiot: jtown: How the fark does a kid get a sunburn at recess?  Is her school on Mercury?

Kid is a redhead.

Came here to say that.  SPF 1000 and that kid is still gonna get a sunburn.


Or , you know, do what I do and wear a hat and long sleeves.

/wife is horribly allergic to basically every sunscreen out there
 
2017-07-16 11:27:20 AM  

buckler: JulieAzel626: Why are we suppose to care about these people?

Initially, it was about a mom abusing her kid. Now? Hell if I know.


Which, by the way, she didn't do. But I'm sure the internet will forget that part.
 
2017-07-16 11:35:29 AM  

KingPsyz: While we're at about 1:15:59 on this person's fame clock, considering it was the school who started this mess, and then let's the kid get a sunburn on a field trip when she packed sunblock, yeah I'd probably sue too.


Yeah, that's about where I'd be.  She's an idiot of course, but given the situation the school pretty much deserves the lawsuit at this point.

/And as noted earlier, that's a rough 79.
//I'm not much younger than she is.  I've got a couple wrinkles that you can see if you look really closely.
///I get my vitamin D from milk.
 
2017-07-16 11:59:03 AM  
Rachel Dolezal sits up, takes notes.
 
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