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(Motor Racing Network)   The NASCAR Blah Blah Cup Series is at New Hampshire for the Overton's 301, 3pm ET on NBSCN, but we'll probably be discussing the new Doctor Who or why a sandwich is a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal instead, because New Hampshire is boring   ( mrn.com) divider line
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2017-07-16 06:10:53 AM  
Is this sport played with a ball?
 
2017-07-16 02:31:23 PM  
i.ytimg.com

NEVAR FORGET
 
2017-07-16 02:32:47 PM  
img.fark.net"So if Giggles goes way the Fark over there, then QMB and technomusewill like this picture a lot better "
 
2017-07-16 02:35:40 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: [i.ytimg.com image 850x451]

NEVAR FORGET


racersreunioncom.jamroomhosting.com
Never Forget
 
2017-07-16 02:38:29 PM  

Are you not sports entertained?

images.performgroup.com

upload.wikimedia.org

Yep, Fat France has his own little Roman.  Adjust your idols accordingly as you read....

Your weekly NASFARK checklist!  Ever-changing and updated on-the-fly, just like the NASCAR rulebook, but not written on an Etch-A-Sketch!
(Created and tweaked by bluorangefyreDanZero, with contributions from Professor FarksworthQueenMamaBeeMzltplx, and a bunch of other Fark racing fans!)



1) Hardcore gredunzas count, and every 1,100th post is a form of, "Screw the gredunza, I just did the double!"   (Defending double winner:  DanZero - claimed at the World 600!)
1.MIC)  Post 1,262 is any form of, "Forget the double and screw the gredunza, I've done the triple!!!"  (Defending triple winners:  mikaloyd & bluorangefyre - simulclaimed at the Daytona 500!)
2) While we were away!
3)  Constant reminders that Junior is retiring and what it'll do to the sport
4) Somebody comes in with a humorous "left/right turn/going in circles" comment
5) Idols/Buddhas/Transformers/Reactors being fired up
5.1)  NO KYLE BUSCH IDOLS DUE TO THEY'RE FARKING DANGEROUS!!!
6) BOOGITY in some form when race starts
7) Green flag pit party
8) The inevitable race commentator foul up
9) Phantom cautions (Use Code 4-n, where n=car number of the beneficiary)
10) Pony deployment if Danica wrecks or is in the top 10
10.1) UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL Q/DISCORD BE DEPLOYED!
11)  HARUMPH! at each "competetion" caution or segment caution, and checking Brainless Fat France the Least's moisture levels
12-4-A1) Complaints and such if Jimmie Johnson wins and celebrations from his fan(s)
12-4-A2) Every single driver tries to take out Team Penske, specifically HWSNBN 2.2
13) Race is official when any BK Racing driver, ABow, or Michael Annett brings out the caution (can be more than one)
14) Something to do with potato salad and/or sugar free gummi bears
15) SPECIAL BONUS: One of us is actually at the track
16) Something not meant to catch fire does
16.1) Something not meant to fly does
17) Shut up DW!
17.1)  Referring to DW as 'Lawler' when he starts talking about Danica
18) We are reminded about how a track is famous for The Big One/Darlington Stripe/Eating tires/Fuel Mileage races.
19) "Because #3 car" or "Crayons!"
20) Red flag classic car parade
21) Somebody asking why they don't run in the rain followed by a quick explaination that it won't end well
22) "Lord baby Jesus, smite Logano's engine!"
23) Idol collateral damage warning
24) DanZero's commercial/side-by-side mid-race report and recap
25) The Bestest with your current standings
26) Danica will kick somebody in the family jewels even after having something mansplained to her
27) "Here comes Dick Trickle!"
28) No third slashie because fark Austin Dillon!
29) Harvick shoves somebody into a fight
30) Do NOT deploy narwhals unless you want Macarena
31) Somebody questions the checklist
 
2017-07-16 02:41:29 PM  

bluorangefyre: 17) Shut up DW!
17.1)  Referring to DW as 'Lawler' when he starts talking about Danica


Shouldn't we change these for NBC?
 
2017-07-16 02:42:32 PM  

QueenMamaBee: [img.fark.net image 422x750]"So if Giggles goes way the Fark over there, then QMB and technomusewill like this picture a lot better "


Uh-huh...
 
2017-07-16 02:43:54 PM  
Standings? Sure, why not.

*1. Truex the Greater - 709 + 28(3w)
*2. Dammit - 675(-35) + 13(2w)
3. Shrub - 609 + 4
*4. Happy - 599(-10) + 8w
5. Magic Gnome - 560 + 2
6. MacMary - 545
7. Surprise! - 538 + 2
*8. Horsie - 536(-35) + 13(2w)
*9. HWSNBN - 519 +16(3w)
10. Itchy - 495
11. KAR - 478 + 2
----------------------------
12. Encumbered Jowy - 471(-25) + 1(-5)w*
*13. Blaney - 462 + 8w
14. Cubert - 426
*15. Xanax - 419 + 5w
*16. Prince Consort Crumplefenders - 418 + 10(2w)
*17. Strax - 414 + 5w
18. Southbound - 373
19. Ol' Man Bayne - 352
*20. Asshat - 341 + 5w
21. Joonyer - 332
22. Kasey "Kentucky Swamp" Kahne - 329
23. a drum of driveway tar from Menard's - 309
24. Crayons - 301
25. a towel - 275
26. Buescher - 271
27. Dinger - 259(-35)
28. Raygun - 242
29. Princess Crumplefenders - 230
30. Guido - 196
------------------------------------
31. the castle - 189
32. Bacon - 188(-35)
33. Cool Whip - 187
34. LaJoie of Cola- 124
35. Sorenson - 88
36. Gray Poupon - 84
37. Min-E - 74
38. Mikey - 29
39. Derrike Cope - 26
40. Billy Johnson - 15
41. road course specialist Boris Said - 8
42. a long day - 5
43. Kevin O'Connell - 4
44. Cody B. Ware - 4
45. Tommy Regan - 3
46. DJ Kennington - 2

Notice anything different at the top? Dammit got slammed with a -35 and three race crew chief suspension for an "improper rear brake cooling assembly". Ganassi will not appeal.
 
2017-07-16 02:47:23 PM  
I saw earlier this week that Kyle Busch will be appearing on the $100,000 Pyramid this summer.

I assume if he doesn't make it to the winner's circle, he will complain that he's not on a real game show like The Price is Right or Password Plus.
 
2017-07-16 02:48:49 PM  
Am I alone in thinking that the MSNBC race crew sucks?  And somehow feel nostalgic for the Fox guys, even (gasp) Mikey and DW?
 
2017-07-16 02:56:07 PM  
This is why Shrub enjoys dining at the Xfinity table on Saturday
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 02:57:01 PM  

Daedalus27: ElectricPeterTork: [i.ytimg.com image 850x451]

NEVAR FORGET

[racersreunioncom.jamroomhosting.com image 850x565]
Never Forget


img.fark.net
nevah forget
 
2017-07-16 02:57:26 PM  

Warmachine999: Am I alone in thinking that the MSNBC race crew sucks?  And somehow feel nostalgic for the Fox guys, even (gasp) Mikey and DW?


you were on a roll until you included Mikey and his other brother DW
 
2017-07-16 02:59:18 PM  
Enough of this traction compound shiat. Either make cars that can race, go to tracks that are raceable, or deal with the shiatty, boring racing.
 
2017-07-16 03:00:14 PM  

RankStranger: Warmachine999: Am I alone in thinking that the MSNBC race crew sucks?  And somehow feel nostalgic for the Fox guys, even (gasp) Mikey and DW?

you were on a roll until you included Mikey and his other brother DW


Hush it! Mikey is a national treasure!

DW on the other hand...
 
2017-07-16 03:00:58 PM  

RankStranger: Warmachine999: Am I alone in thinking that the MSNBC race crew sucks?  And somehow feel nostalgic for the Fox guys, even (gasp) Mikey and DW?

you were on a roll until you included Mikey and his other brother DW


Since Mikey and DW's mom died this past week, we're on a one week Mike moratorium.

So, who will be our stand-in whipping boy this week?

i.imgur.com

Like it's the 1990s again, baby!
 
2017-07-16 03:03:18 PM  
Yeah, she sucked.

"Waved" is one word. Free is not yowled like a cat got its tail caught in a door.

"Tthe Brave" is not repeated 50 times.
 
2017-07-16 03:03:29 PM  
I know I am probably in the minority here, but Id rather listen to the Waltrip boys pratter on than this crap.  And speaking of crap, this Anthem singer ruined the anthem before she got the first sentence out of her pie hole.
 
2017-07-16 03:05:56 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: Yeah, she sucked.

"Waved" is one word. Free is not yowled like a cat got its tail caught in a door.

"Tthe Brave" is not repeated 50 times.


So happy I switched over to IndyCar as soon as the singing started
 
2017-07-16 03:06:37 PM  
Go away Sunshine. No one likes you.
 
2017-07-16 03:07:37 PM  
So we couldn't have 3 good anthems in a row, and is it me or doesn't this race usually start earlier? Either way I'm headed to the grocery store after the start because New Hampshire.
 
2017-07-16 03:07:38 PM  
Listening on PRN from work today. National Anthem lady was doing well then farked it at the end.

For those that missed it in the facebook group:

Rumors are that BK Racing will cease operations following Indianapolis.

Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.
 
2017-07-16 03:07:47 PM  

fusillade762: Is this sport played with a ball?


Two of them, actually.  Big ones.
 
2017-07-16 03:09:44 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Listening on PRN from work today. National Anthem lady was doing well then farked it at the end.

For those that missed it in the facebook group:

Rumors are that BK Racing will cease operations following Indianapolis.

Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.


Yep.

Also, Childress to Dodge, and Menard to Penske because Papa Menard is tired of paying for the Grandsons.
 
2017-07-16 03:11:50 PM  
Is it bad that I'm gonna watch the Indycar race first and not worry about the NASCAR race until afterwards?
 
2017-07-16 03:13:07 PM  

i.imgur.com



Members of NASFARK,

Are you not entertained?

Stats:

2014 - 21 breaks (on TNT)
2015 - 19 breaks
2016 - 19 breaks

We might get around 20 breaks today.

Your In Race Commercial Reporter is ON DUTY!
 
2017-07-16 03:13:09 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: Professor Farksworth: Listening on PRN from work today. National Anthem lady was doing well then farked it at the end.

For those that missed it in the facebook group:

Rumors are that BK Racing will cease operations following Indianapolis.

Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.

Yep.

Also, Childress to Dodge, and Menard to Penske because Papa Menard is tired of paying for the Grandsons.


Not just Menard to Penske, but possibly to Xfinity. Roger wants Horsie, Giggles and Blaney as his drivers with possibly Bubba to the 21.

Then again there's also a rumor that Bubba returns to RPM in the 43 because Almirola goes to the 10 after Danica leaves.

And if you think about it Bubba could just pass Go and end up in the 10 replacing Danica.

This will be a wild ass Silly Season.
 
2017-07-16 03:14:06 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.


who is GMS?

and damn, I figured BKR would at least last the year
 
2017-07-16 03:14:49 PM  

SeikaArashi: Is it bad that I'm gonna watch the Indycar race first and not worry about the NASCAR race until afterwards?


Tell us if those commercials are better.
 
2017-07-16 03:15:19 PM  

The Bestest: Professor Farksworth: Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.

who is GMS?

and damn, I figured BKR would at least last the year


Spencer Gallagher's #23 team.
 
2017-07-16 03:15:42 PM  

emonk: SeikaArashi: Is it bad that I'm gonna watch the Indycar race first and not worry about the NASCAR race until afterwards?

Tell us if those commercials are better.


Nope. But less Rutledge
 
2017-07-16 03:15:45 PM  

emonk: SeikaArashi: Is it bad that I'm gonna watch the Indycar race first and not worry about the NASCAR race until afterwards?

Tell us if those commercials are better.


I'll be watching online with legit sites and all so who knows if I'll get the commercials :P
 
2017-07-16 03:15:59 PM  

The Bestest: Professor Farksworth: Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.

who is GMS?

and damn, I figured BKR would at least last the year


The team that lets Spencer Gallagher tear up their equipment in the lower series.

Rumor is they're gonna have Kahne run the car for a year before bringing Spencer up.
 
2017-07-16 03:16:06 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: Professor Farksworth: Listening on PRN from work today. National Anthem lady was doing well then farked it at the end.

For those that missed it in the facebook group:

Rumors are that BK Racing will cease operations following Indianapolis.

Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.

Yep.

Also, Childress to Dodge, and Menard to Penske because Papa Menard is tired of paying for the Grandsons.


Dodge said earlier this week they wouldn't be back.
 
2017-07-16 03:16:11 PM  
I started KyBu on my fantasy team, so you can be assured that he's not going to win today. In fact, his car should blow up at any second now
 
2017-07-16 03:16:48 PM  
Coke brea... er... "Competition caution" at lap 35, because reasons.
 
2017-07-16 03:16:49 PM  
If Pearn is pronounced Pern, is Peart pronounced Pert?  Have I been a fool all these years?
 
2017-07-16 03:17:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I started KyBu on my fantasy team, so you can be assured that he's not going to win today. In fact, his car should blow up at any second now


And I took the Horsie. You're welcome...
 
2017-07-16 03:17:31 PM  

Austin: ElectricPeterTork: Professor Farksworth: Listening on PRN from work today. National Anthem lady was doing well then farked it at the end.

For those that missed it in the facebook group:

Rumors are that BK Racing will cease operations following Indianapolis.

Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.

Yep.

Also, Childress to Dodge, and Menard to Penske because Papa Menard is tired of paying for the Grandsons.

Dodge said earlier this week they wouldn't be back.


maybe it's childress partnering with doge
 
2017-07-16 03:17:45 PM  

Austin: ElectricPeterTork: Professor Farksworth: Listening on PRN from work today. National Anthem lady was doing well then farked it at the end.

For those that missed it in the facebook group:

Rumors are that BK Racing will cease operations following Indianapolis.

Reportedly one of their charters will be sold to GMS Racing for their new Cup team.

Yep.

Also, Childress to Dodge, and Menard to Penske because Papa Menard is tired of paying for the Grandsons.

Dodge said earlier this week they wouldn't be back.


Nick Saban said he wasn't taking the Alabama job.

Not saying Dodge is lying and rumors are lies until proven true but if there's smoke something has to be a little warm.
 
2017-07-16 03:18:10 PM  
great way to start the race for the 48
 
2017-07-16 03:18:28 PM  
Well I'm bummed. I need a new plucky underdog team to inexplicably promote now.
 
2017-07-16 03:18:28 PM  
Start Violation

Nothing that a "caution" can't fix
 
2017-07-16 03:18:42 PM  
Damn. JJ must have pissed off France the Least

technomuse: QueenMamaBee: I started KyBu on my fantasy team, so you can be assured that he's not going to win today. In fact, his car should blow up at any second now

And I took the Horsie. You're welcome...


You're the best. :)
 
2017-07-16 03:19:09 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I started KyBu on my fantasy team, so you can be assured that he's not going to win today. In fact, his car should blow up at any second now


And I doomed Harvick.  So Jr wins.
 
2017-07-16 03:19:35 PM  

The Bestest: Well I'm bummed. I need a new plucky underdog team to inexplicably promote now.


Psst... Try the 32.
 
2017-07-16 03:20:03 PM  

The Bestest: Well I'm bummed. I need a new plucky underdog team to inexplicably promote now.


JTGDaugherty
 
2017-07-16 03:20:41 PM  

The Bestest: Well I'm bummed. I need a new plucky underdog team to inexplicably promote now.


How about Gibbs?
 
2017-07-16 03:20:51 PM  
Nevar Forget
static1.1.sqspcdn.com
 
2017-07-16 03:21:21 PM  
Cheating Cheater in the top 20.
 
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