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2017-07-15 09:25:38 PM  
Sorry, filter. There is only one proper reponse...farkkkkk.....
 
2017-07-15 09:27:38 PM  
You said it, man. Nobody farks with the Jesus.
 
2017-07-15 11:44:21 PM  
Mel Brookes History of the World - Last Supper
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"Yes?"
 
2017-07-15 11:56:28 PM  
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2017-07-15 11:59:07 PM  
Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.
 
2017-07-15 11:59:58 PM  
HOLY fark THE AUTOPLAY AD IS SO farkING LOUD JESUS farkING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID YOU LINK THIS
 
2017-07-16 12:01:10 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: HOLY fark THE AUTOPLAY AD IS SO farkING LOUD JESUS farkING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID YOU LINK THIS


JESUS...DON'T YOU HAVE A VOLUME CONTROL???
 
2017-07-16 12:02:31 AM  
Yikes. That's scary.
 
2017-07-16 12:03:36 AM  
Graham Chapman wasn't as lucky....
 
2017-07-16 12:06:40 AM  
Scary tag out pissing itself in the alley?
 
2017-07-16 12:06:52 AM  
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/obscure?
 
2017-07-16 12:16:33 AM  
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2017-07-16 12:21:13 AM  
Was his Dad the co-pilot?
 
2017-07-16 12:38:20 AM  
Jesus is hitting the pipe hard.
 
2017-07-16 12:39:01 AM  

dobro: Was his Dad the co-pilot?


No.  He was the roll bar.
 
2017-07-16 12:44:53 AM  

Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.


That's what she said...
 
2017-07-16 12:46:11 AM  
Guy was more than just lucky, the odds of surviving that are unreal.
 
2017-07-16 12:47:22 AM  
Its pronounced Jesus, fyi
 
2017-07-16 01:21:06 AM  
Hells donkey's.  Lucky guy
Or unlucky
 
2017-07-16 01:22:27 AM  
Luckily all involved have minor injuries.

What an odd way to phrase that.
 
2017-07-16 01:23:00 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.

That's what she said...


If I had to guess it's probably from some sort of water main. From the looks of it it's an 18" pipe, give or take.
 
2017-07-16 01:31:24 AM  
Do you think guys name Jesus should have a dashboard Jesus in their sled?

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Or would that be narcissistic? Someone was looking out for Jesus.
 
2017-07-16 01:42:03 AM  

phishrace: Do you think guys name Jesus should have a dashboard Jesus in their sled?

[cdn.shopify.com image 600x600]

Or would that be narcissistic? Someone was looking out for Jesus.


My favorite thing to say in MMO's when shiat goes sideways on a pull or a raid boss is, "Hold onto the dashboard, Baby Jesus, it's about to get bumpy."
 
2017-07-16 01:44:04 AM  
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Uh, yeah you can go ahead and keep that "wheel".
 
2017-07-16 03:20:57 AM  
Who was his co-driver?
 
2017-07-16 03:24:09 AM  

Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.


Oblig xkcd
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2017-07-16 03:31:12 AM  

lindseyp: Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.

Oblig xkcd
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How would you react to this company: http://www.bigassfans.com/
 
2017-07-16 03:31:15 AM  

Kouta: ReapTheChaos: Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.

That's what she said...

If I had to guess it's probably from some sort of water main. From the looks of it it's an 18" pipe, give or take.


Now THAT's what she said.

But seriously.  It looks a bit longer than 18"
 
2017-07-16 03:32:52 AM  

lindseyp: Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.

Oblig xkcd
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I caught a big ass bass today.

/threw it back
 
2017-07-16 03:41:36 AM  

lindseyp: Kouta: ReapTheChaos: Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.

That's what she said...

If I had to guess it's probably from some sort of water main. From the looks of it it's an 18" pipe, give or take.

Now THAT's what she said.

But seriously.  It looks a bit longer than 18"


diameter, not length. If it's schedule 40, it weighs about 105lbs per foot of length.
 
2017-07-16 03:58:56 AM  
Well, now we finally know the answer to the question: What Would Jesus Drive?

A 2003 Pontiac Montana van
 
2017-07-16 04:46:11 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 09:01:43 AM  

Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.


I hear that all the time.
 
2017-07-16 09:09:14 AM  
TFA doesn't say how he survived. I guess he must have ducked. Or the buckling roof pushed him into the passenger seat. Jesus, I don't know.
 
2017-07-16 09:53:48 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA1sx-vyWVk - 480x360]

"Yes?"


What?
 
2017-07-16 10:41:37 AM  
Why does anyone "thank jesus" ?  Why did jesus drop the pipe on him in the first place?  Twisted fark.
 
2017-07-16 10:51:38 AM  

dsergison: Why does anyone "thank jesus" ?  Why did jesus drop the pipe on him in the first place?  Twisted fark.


It was all part of His plan.

You better watch out when He gets bored.
 
2017-07-16 11:14:37 AM  
Wow, they were pretty tough on the driver of the scrap truck.

The driver of the semi, Antonio Santiago Wharton, sustained only minor injuries as well, but was ticketed for careless driving.

I mean, he must've had one of those stickers that say "Stay Back 300 Yards, Not Responsible for Broken Windshields." Did that get lost?

I need to get one of those stickers. Only mine is going to say:
"Stay back 1/2 mile. Driver is probably drunk or on some sort of pharmaceuticals, legal or not. Also, since maintenance is not a high priority on this piece of shiat, things might  fly off or out of this vehicle at any time. Not Responsible For Anything That Happens To Anyone."

That should cover it.
 
2017-07-16 02:08:29 PM  

phishrace: lindseyp: Kouta: Holy shiat. That's a big ass piece of pipe.

Oblig xkcd
[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

I caught a big ass bass today.

/threw it back


Dude, was it a big ass small mouth bass?
 
2017-07-16 03:40:56 PM  
Road covers pipe
Van blocks road
Pipe crushes van
 
2017-07-16 04:25:48 PM  

C18H27NO3: Luckily all involved have minor injuries.

What an odd way to phrase that.


That's what happens when you don't keep away from children.  Read the warning label.
 
2017-07-17 12:22:35 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Guy was more than just lucky, the odds of surviving that are unreal.


So you're saying he has mad skillz.
 
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