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2017-07-15 09:29:04 PM  
The adoration is like heroin for him now. It was smart not to drink, Bigly
 
2017-07-15 09:33:31 PM  
Bit NSFW in the sidebar there.
 
2017-07-15 09:47:13 PM  
The open ridicule would kill him if it was in more serious papers.
 
2017-07-15 10:01:14 PM  

Barfmaker: The open ridicule would kill him if it was in more serious papers.


Who owns the Sun?
 
2017-07-15 10:13:41 PM  
"He said he would not agree a date until people support him coming."

Man will have terraformed Mars before then.
 
2017-07-15 10:15:21 PM  
It amuses me that the URL ends with "trump may tape leak"
 
2017-07-15 10:48:57 PM  
*THIS GUY*, all of a sudden, doesn't know how to get good ratings?! smdh
 
2017-07-15 10:52:18 PM  

fusillade762: It amuses me that the URL ends with "trump may tape leak"


I greatly appreciate your takeaway from this post! My first thought was the R. Kelly remix tape, but T groveling will do just fine!!!
 
2017-07-15 11:10:11 PM  

Anastacya: Bit NSFW in the sidebar there.


Just a bit lol
 
2017-07-16 12:08:19 AM  
Anyone have a summary? I don't click on The Scum
 
2017-07-16 12:09:34 AM  
Donnie has to beg Teresa May for good PR, cause he can't create any himself.
 
2017-07-16 12:11:46 AM  
What a sad pathetic individual.
 
2017-07-16 12:11:52 AM  
I am drunk and this is funnier than the MST we're having a break from because Mr. Arigby decided we needed French Fries.

What a snivelling, whining, obese... I won't call him a baby cuz I've had two and they're awesome. Hmm, biatch is insulting to dogs...

What a snivelling, whining, obese snowflake. Does he need a safe space? Is this triggering for him?

Trump, that is. Mr. Arigby is kind of Trump's opposite in all--no, he is Trump's opposite in every respect. Except gender. And race, I guess. And he's carbon-based. But my god, Mr. Arigby has balls. I think I know where Trump's---ew. No, never mind.

Those fries are taking a while.

The beer says I should skip straight to Add Comment.
 
2017-07-16 12:16:44 AM  

Ron Vibbentrop: "He said he would not agree a date until people support him coming."

Man will have terraformed Mars before then.


Well, he's not going to go there EITHER.
 
2017-07-16 12:17:23 AM  

El Trolo: Donnie has to beg Teresa May for good PR, cause he can't create any himself.


It's a real May-December relationship.
 
2017-07-16 12:18:01 AM  
I thought that it was liberals that needed safe spaces.  I don't recall a previous American president who was such a wuss.
 
2017-07-16 12:18:09 AM  

daphne: Barfmaker: The open ridicule would kill him if it was in more serious papers.

Who owns the Sun?


i.ytimg.com
 
2017-07-16 12:19:53 AM  

Helen_Arigby: I am drunk and this is funnier than the MST we're having a break from because Mr. Arigby decided we needed French Fries.

What a snivelling, whining, obese... I won't call him a baby cuz I've had two and they're awesome. Hmm, biatch is insulting to dogs...

What a snivelling, whining, obese snowflake. Does he need a safe space? Is this triggering for him?

Trump, that is. Mr. Arigby is kind of Trump's opposite in all--no, he is Trump's opposite in every respect. Except gender. And race, I guess. And he's carbon-based. But my god, Mr. Arigby has balls. I think I know where Trump's---ew. No, never mind.

Those fries are taking a while.

The beer says I should skip straight to Add Comment.


You guys have life figured out.
 
2017-07-16 12:20:10 AM  
What a whiny baby.
 
2017-07-16 12:22:06 AM  
And remember, Donnie Two Scoops gets two scoops of ice cream. Everybody else gets one.
 
2017-07-16 12:22:34 AM  

Brosephus: I thought that it was liberals that needed safe spaces.  I don't recall a previous American president who was such a wuss.


I think it's well established that conservatives first language is projectionese.

Might as well get more use out of this. I bet selling these things is a brisk business with the GOP in power.

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 12:28:26 AM  
This thing really knows how to manipulate human emotion, preys on it. And since it's so adept at mimicking human feeling, I'm assuming that its software is vulnerable to them as well. Pain, yes of course. Degradation. Fear. Shame. I want you to really test its limits. Be as creative as you feel you need to be.

I see that you got it to eat.

Can you get it to roll over?

Beg?
 
2017-07-16 12:30:50 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 12:31:49 AM  
Oh, how f#cking precious he is.

I'd say grow a pair, you Tangerine Twatwaffle, but it's a bit late for that.
 
2017-07-16 12:35:31 AM  
Dammit, Donnie's not going to go there until people start liking him? Those lucky duckies.

The majority of us hate him here, too, but he keeps coming back. Sonuvabiatch.
 
2017-07-16 12:36:04 AM  
The Cowardly Little Toaster.

/it's getting to where these things are just writing themselves
 
2017-07-16 12:38:52 AM  
your ass deserves the welcome you'd truly receive in London.
 
2017-07-16 12:41:48 AM  
May needs to do this to Trump.

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 12:44:52 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 12:45:41 AM  
Perhaps he needs to hire a few more busloads of sycophants to cheer his stupid speech.

Again.
 
2017-07-16 12:50:12 AM  
So... Trump will never visit Britain.

Why doesn't this negative-press-equals-sulky-avoidance tact work here?
 
2017-07-16 12:52:03 AM  
I guess he's hoping to avoid the "show your rump to Trump" mooning protesters. But, in the United States, mooning the president is constitutionally protected free speech, so, you know, if you have the opportunity...
 
2017-07-16 12:52:13 AM  
"When I know I'm going to get a better reception, I'll come and not before."

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 12:52:49 AM  

cheezesub: Anyone have a summary? I don't click on The Scum


Trump tells May he wants to visit the UK, but not if he gets a hostile reception so May needs to make sure he's better liked.
 
2017-07-16 12:54:10 AM  

Anastacya: Bit NSFW in the sidebar there.


Report it to the admins. I have already. I figure the more they get, the quicker they'll get on it.
 
2017-07-16 12:57:42 AM  
Low energy, Sad!
 
2017-07-16 12:57:53 AM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 01:03:09 AM  
He still wants a ride in the queens carriage? What a giant baby.
 
2017-07-16 01:05:04 AM  
What a Douche - Hit Girl
Youtube Buxj7-4YLXw
 
2017-07-16 01:07:18 AM  

cheezesub: Anyone have a summary? I don't click on The Scum


Trump: "I want you to get on your knees and beg for it, biatches!"
England: ~elevator music~
 
2017-07-16 01:11:41 AM  

Helen_Arigby: I am drunk and this is funnier than the MST we're having a break from because Mr. Arigby decided we needed French Fries.

What a snivelling, whining, obese... I won't call him a baby cuz I've had two and they're awesome. Hmm, biatch is insulting to dogs...

What a snivelling, whining, obese snowflake. Does he need a safe space? Is this triggering for him?

Trump, that is. Mr. Arigby is kind of Trump's opposite in all--no, he is Trump's opposite in every respect. Except gender. And race, I guess. And he's carbon-based. But my god, Mr. Arigby has balls. I think I know where Trump's---ew. No, never mind.

Those fries are taking a while.

The beer says I should skip straight to Add Comment.


More importantly, which MST are you watching?
 
2017-07-16 01:11:44 AM  

Anastacya: May needs to do this to Trump.

[img.fark.net image 640x360]


If Superman did that to a regular person, they wouldn't fly into orbit. His foot would go clean through them. He'd obliterate their nether regions and turn their intestines to a fine mist.
 
2017-07-16 01:11:53 AM  
God.
Remember when Jeb? Asking "please clap" was the most pathetic moment in politics?

Ah, those were the days...
 
2017-07-16 01:12:18 AM  
Watching him address parliament would be funny.

MPs don't pull their verbal punches in the House.
 
2017-07-16 01:14:31 AM  

WilderKWight: Anastacya: May needs to do this to Trump.

[img.fark.net image 640x360]

If Superman did that to a regular person, they wouldn't fly into orbit. His foot would go clean through them. He'd obliterate their nether regions and turn their intestines to a fine mist.


*NERDCAP*

It's rather well established Superman has very fine control over his strength.

There's a certain force profile that will launch someone rather high from a nutkick. It's not like he has to go 100%
 
2017-07-16 01:22:06 AM  

Anastacya: Bit NSFW in the sidebar there.


I agree, the picture of May and Trump was pretty stomach turning...

/and then I scrolled down slightly and saw it even bigger in TFA...
 
2017-07-16 01:27:57 AM  
The most embarrassing - and scary, and shiatty - part of this story is how Trump has no farking idea how the government and press relate to one another in a free society. He expects his counterpart to dictate how the press will cover him, like some tin pot dictator.

What a farking asshole. And the assholes who continue to support him don't see how un-American and utterly atrocious that is might be even worse than him. As well as the cowards in the GOP who, for craven lust of power and corruption, refuse to do what's right and end his presidency already are surely worse. Trump is obviously too stupid and blinded by avarice and arrogance to understand the depth of his betrayal of us. The GOP lawmakers continuing to protect his cancerous administration don't have that excuse, and betray not just our country but our every last principle with every passing day.

The depth of their cowardice and sickness should be taught to every child for generations as the great national shame it is. The Republican party should forever be synonymous with the word traitor from now on.

"Oh, yeah, that guy who sold those secrets to our enemy really Republican'd us, didn't he?"
"Dude! How could you quit our team and join that other one?!? You really Republican'd us, you bastard!"
 
2017-07-16 01:27:57 AM  

intensive porpoise: WilderKWight: Anastacya: May needs to do this to Trump.

[img.fark.net image 640x360]

If Superman did that to a regular person, they wouldn't fly into orbit. His foot would go clean through them. He'd obliterate their nether regions and turn their intestines to a fine mist.

*NERDCAP*

It's rather well established Superman has very fine control over his strength.

There's a certain force profile that will launch someone rather high from a nutkick. It's not like he has to go 100%


I think any amount of strength that could launch a human body into orbit would be more than the human body could handle in the first place. He might be able to launch what's left of them  into orbit, though.
 
2017-07-16 01:35:35 AM  

mongbiohazard: The most embarrassing - and scary, and shiatty - part of this story is how Trump has no farking idea how the government and press relate to one another in a free society. He expects his counterpart to dictate how the press will cover him, like some tin pot dictator.

What a farking asshole. And the assholes who continue to support him don't see how un-American and utterly atrocious that is might be even worse than him. As well as the cowards in the GOP who, for craven lust of power and corruption, refuse to do what's right and end his presidency already are surely worse. Trump is obviously too stupid and blinded by avarice and arrogance to understand the depth of his betrayal of us. The GOP lawmakers continuing to protect his cancerous administration don't have that excuse, and betray not just our country but our every last principle with every passing day.

The depth of their cowardice and sickness should be taught to every child for generations as the great national shame it is. The Republican party should forever be synonymous with the word traitor from now on.

"Oh, yeah, that guy who sold those secrets to our enemy really Republican'd us, didn't he?"
"Dude! How could you quit our team and join that other one?!? You really Republican'd us, you bastard!"


Well said. I am hoping that there will be a bright side to this bit of horrible history we're going through: that many will finally learn the harsh lesson that needs to be learned. That maybe people should pay closer attention to whom they give any power to. I've said for years that it has to get worse so people can learn and make things better. It's rather unfortunate that there are so many thick headed individuals that have to be conked on the noggin to learn anything. It saddens me.
 
2017-07-16 01:36:22 AM  

KodosZardoz: Helen_Arigby: I am drunk and this is funnier than the MST we're having a break from because Mr. Arigby decided we needed French Fries.

What a snivelling, whining, obese... I won't call him a baby cuz I've had two and they're awesome. Hmm, biatch is insulting to dogs...

What a snivelling, whining, obese snowflake. Does he need a safe space? Is this triggering for him?

Trump, that is. Mr. Arigby is kind of Trump's opposite in all--no, he is Trump's opposite in every respect. Except gender. And race, I guess. And he's carbon-based. But my god, Mr. Arigby has balls. I think I know where Trump's---ew. No, never mind.

Those fries are taking a while.

The beer says I should skip straight to Add Comment.

More importantly, which MST are you watching?


Seriously, I'm curious to know. All I watch is MST and Rifftrax. Lol
 
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