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(MSN)   Olympic gold medalist fails drug test because: a) he took steroids, b) he used someone else's urine, or c) he kissed his girlfriend   ( msn.com) divider line
    More: Weird, USATF Outdoor Championships, Olympic Games, medalist Gil Roberts, gold medalist, United Kingdom, relay gold medalist, Gold medal, States Anti-Doping Agency  
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2017-07-15 11:56:00 AM  
The Olympics aren't your personal erotica site Track and Field dude.
 
2017-07-15 12:14:46 PM  
Let's hope Vagisil isn't a banned substance...
 
2017-07-15 02:08:13 PM  
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2017-07-15 02:38:02 PM  
Guide to safe girlfriend kissing
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2017-07-15 02:48:41 PM  
How hard was he macking on her?
 
2017-07-15 03:15:03 PM  
OhYeahRight.jpg
 
2017-07-15 03:21:18 PM  
Why does every goddamn site need an autoplay video for every farking article?
 
2017-07-15 03:33:25 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Why does every goddamn site need an autoplay video for every farking article?


Because (I'm looking at *you*, ESPN and Yahoo).
 
2017-07-15 03:34:24 PM  
This is the third use of the kissing defense to get out of failed tests. They've all been successful.

https://theringer.com/gil-roberts-kissing-defense-failed-drug-test-b4​b​6206913d3
 
2017-07-15 03:38:16 PM  
I kissed his girlfriend too.
 
2017-07-15 04:15:11 PM  
Uh huh, sure.  Yeah.  That's his story and he's sticking with it.

Kind of like those guys who show up at the ER to have something removed from their rectum and say it's because they just somehow managed to fall down right on top of it, while naked, and have it just perfectly slip in there.
 
2017-07-15 04:31:16 PM  

ClavellBCMI: UNC_Samurai: Why does every goddamn site need an autoplay video for every farking article?

Because (I'm looking at *you*, ESPN and Yahoo).


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A) USAToday is FAR worse than any other side.  Not only does the video  'follow' you if you scroll down the page, even though there's a 'close' button... it disappears for a half-second, pops back up, AND THEN STARTS AUTOPLAYING AGAIN!  UGHGHGHGH.

B) You can stop a lot of them autoplaying by turning on the 'prompt before turning on plugins' or whatever the hell setting it's called.  But some sites, like spotify, then just straight up don't work.  And then it's 10x worse, because every site like that, you have to go into settings, turn it on, reload the page, and then turn it off again.  I can't win.
 
2017-07-15 05:08:38 PM  
The excuse actually got him off the hook, too. Really makes you have faith in Olympic drug testing system.

/almost all olympians are on shiat or have been at some point
 
2017-07-15 05:14:05 PM  
And he picked up the crabs from a toilet seat too...
 
2017-07-15 09:16:29 PM  

machoprogrammer: The excuse actually got him off the hook, too. Really makes you have faith in Olympic drug testing system.

/almost all olympians are on shiat or have been at some point


The testing worked perfectly. They detected the stuff and verified it.

The burden of proof is the issue, it is probably theoretically possible that happened the way he claimed, so the arbitrator sides with him.
 
2017-07-15 10:16:39 PM  
My wife takes steroids so she can keep breathing so I guess I have a built in excuse
 
2017-07-15 11:13:37 PM  
Let me guess, his girlfriend is Morgan Fairchild.
 
2017-07-15 11:23:26 PM  
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Grapher
I have heard this plot before...
 
2017-07-16 12:28:52 PM  
Well, girls do have cooties...

/or so I've heard
//I'm late to the thread
///bored anyways
 
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