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(CNBC)   The latest acquisition of The Trump Organization manages to lose $99 billion in 6 months. Tired of all the winning yet?   ( cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Congressional Budget Office, Tax, Office of Management and Budget, President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, Executive Office of the President of the United States, White House, Washington, D.C.  
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2017-07-14 09:28:41 PM  
This is Obama's fault ... No wait this is Hillary's fault???

GUIDE ME LANDRU

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2017-07-14 09:34:03 PM  
To be fair, we're still in the FY 2017 budget that started Oct 1, 2016.
 
2017-07-14 09:40:36 PM  

Circusdog320: LANDRU


How many quatloo's does this convert to?
 
2017-07-14 10:26:31 PM  
run the government like a business
a shady farking business
 
2017-07-14 10:46:29 PM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2017-07-14 11:55:15 PM  
The best deals.
 
2017-07-15 12:10:54 AM  
The best people.
 
2017-07-15 12:14:31 AM  
The best taco bowls.
 
2017-07-15 12:18:07 AM  
He'll never have to pay taxes again!
 
2017-07-15 12:19:07 AM  
Trump saw the deficit and thought it was his net gain.
 
2017-07-15 12:22:12 AM  
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you're talking real money.
 
2017-07-15 12:28:01 AM  
Yes, subby, so, so tired.  Unbelievably tired, so bigly bestly tired of all this whining, um, winning.
 
2017-07-15 12:28:22 AM  
Clearly, the best way to fix this to continue cutting funding to the IRS.
 
2017-07-15 12:29:34 AM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Circusdog320: LANDRU

How many quatloo's does this convert to?


Uh, all of them, I think....
 
2017-07-15 12:34:08 AM  
The deficit will disappear once the Trumps start running their Russian organized crime money laundering operation through the Treasury.

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2017-07-15 12:36:01 AM  

2wolves: Thanks Obama.


Hey, I was busy after you replied to me yesterday, was in my PCPs waiting room. Just a check up, didn't even need my oil changed!

You're a good brother. I know it's hard on you. *hug*
 
2017-07-15 12:39:28 AM  
And that's just for the extra security for all the Trump clan and Donnie's golfing excursions.

He's never given a single fark about anybody else's money - why should he start now?
 
2017-07-15 12:41:05 AM  

Senseless_drivel: The deficit will disappear once the Trumps start running their Russian organized crime money laundering operation through the Treasury.

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Good Lord, I hope they shrink in the wash.
 
2017-07-15 12:42:11 AM  
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2017-07-15 12:42:13 AM  

King Something: Torgo_of_Manos: Circusdog320: LANDRU

How many quatloo's does this convert to?

Uh, all of them, I think....


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2017-07-15 12:51:30 AM  
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They're on top of things
 
2017-07-15 12:56:14 AM  
Why don't I see any of our Fark Republican brothers in this thread?

/Echo echo echo
 
2017-07-15 12:56:47 AM  
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2017-07-15 01:00:20 AM  
Alright! Alright! I'm here! Enough with the cat pictures!

Let me get caught up.
 
2017-07-15 01:05:04 AM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things


The mind reels at what a letter to new citizens from Trump might say.
 
2017-07-15 01:05:31 AM  

enry: To be fair, we're still in the FY 2017 budget that started Oct 1, 2016.


So the stock market, unemployment rate, and interest rates are all Fartbongos, along with *every.thang* until end of FY17 ?

Ok, good to know.
 
2017-07-15 01:06:19 AM  
1: 99b in six months? That's nothing. Obama would have the CIA loose that in Syria in a month!

2: Trump actually saved 99b by declaring it as a business expense on his taxes. We'll save money in the long run.

3: Fake news!

4: 99b may seem like a lot of money but it takes a lot to have Hillary's email server reconstructed from the pile of ashes it was turned into.

5: It was only 99b because Nancy Palosi kept 1b for herself! (No one likes Palosi!)

6: 99b may seem like a lot but why do you care..... we owe that money to RUSSIA!

BOOM! (Takes a bow)
 
2017-07-15 01:07:30 AM  

Ggoodall: Alright! Alright! I'm here! Enough with the cat pictures!

Let me get caught up.


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2017-07-15 01:08:04 AM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things


The Trump deportation packet should arrive shortly.
 
2017-07-15 01:09:29 AM  
Tax cuts will solve this.
 
2017-07-15 01:10:04 AM  

Ggoodall: BOOM! (Takes a bow)


ah, now i get it. bravo.
 
2017-07-15 01:10:24 AM  

Alphax: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things

The mind reels at what a letter to new citizens from Trump might say.


It'd probably just have a bunch of scribbles on it.
 
2017-07-15 01:12:14 AM  
But tax breaks for the rich, cutting social services and increasing military spending will fix all that!

/just a lie I heard somewhere...
 
2017-07-15 01:19:38 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Alphax: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things

The mind reels at what a letter to new citizens from Trump might say.

It'd probably just have a bunch of scribbles on it.


Or a picture of the 2016 electoral map.
 
2017-07-15 01:20:05 AM  

Alphax: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things

The mind reels at what a letter to new citizens from Trump might say.


Trump is first going to sign an EO requiring all citizen tests to be taken at a Trump Resort. Then he will focus on the welcome letter.
 
2017-07-15 01:41:38 AM  
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2017-07-15 01:44:49 AM  
The White House says worsening tax revenues will cause the budget deficit to jump to $702 billion this year.

Clearly, our hard-working patriotic billionaires need another tax cut.

Last year's deficit registered $585 billion.

Oh, but that mattered, because the President was a Democrat.
 
2017-07-15 02:50:29 AM  
Dear new citizen:
You probably aren't the best, and you are bringing problems, but some of you, I assume, are good people.
America is the land of opportunity, it's a mess, it's a disaster, really. But the extreme vetting. Nobody does it better. I'm telling you. It's working. It's a great success. A fantastic success.
President Two-Scoops
#MAGA
 
2017-07-15 02:54:44 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Alphax: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things

The mind reels at what a letter to new citizens from Trump might say.

It'd probably just have a bunch of scribbles on it.


I won the Electoral vote by eleventy billion people!
 
2017-07-15 03:07:44 AM  
This is a genius move that we mere peasents don't understand....or something like that.
 
2017-07-15 03:43:03 AM  
No problem, we'll just get Mexico to pay for more stuff.
 
2017-07-15 04:04:49 AM  
So you're saying when you give tax breaks all day, you get less income from taxes? This is totally new information!!!
 
2017-07-15 04:06:50 AM  

Wyalt Derp: No problem, we'll just get Mexico to pay for more stuff.


I'm sure Mexico's rainy day fund has a solid hundred billion socked away for "things America asks for".
 
2017-07-15 05:55:07 AM  
Hmm maybe saying we were going to deport everyone here illegally might not have been good for tax revenues.
 
2017-07-15 06:01:59 AM  

Corvus: Hmm maybe saying we were going to deport everyone here illegally might not have been good for tax revenues.


And just being pretty obviously unfriendly to legal immigrants and visitors.
 
2017-07-15 06:26:52 AM  

Alphax: Corvus: Hmm maybe saying we were going to deport everyone here illegally might not have been good for tax revenues.

And just being pretty obviously unfriendly to legal immigrants and visitors.


My point is it is very likely many illegal immigrants this year did not file taxes that they did in the past which means a big loss of revenue.
 
2017-07-15 06:33:04 AM  

Anastacya: Trump saw the deficit and thought it was his net gain.


Well for him personally it is a net gain.
 
2017-07-15 07:58:32 AM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 491x514]


They're on top of things


Congrats to him and welcome to the circus.
 
2017-07-15 08:00:06 AM  

TheFoz: enry: To be fair, we're still in the FY 2017 budget that started Oct 1, 2016.

So the stock market, unemployment rate, and interest rates are all Fartbongos, along with *every.thang* until end of FY17 ?

Ok, good to know.


All your indicators belong to Obama except the Trump bump. Take no credit there.
 
2017-07-15 08:19:40 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: The White House says worsening tax revenues will cause the budget deficit to jump to $702 billion this year.

Clearly, our hard-working patriotic billionaires need another tax cut.

Last year's deficit registered $585 billion.

Oh, but that mattered, because the President was a Democrat.


Just wait until the tax bill is passed.  The GOP said it intends to move forward even if they fail to repeal the ACA.  Then Trump is going to want to start a war somewhere, and make a major economic decision.  Can we survive?
 
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