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(MSNBC)   Kushner is down one lawyer, Donny Two Scoops hires another and a Hawaii judge says the family limits in the travel ban are bunk. It's time to watch Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2017-07-14 07:20:19 AM  
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2017-07-14 07:21:36 AM  
...oh, and most importantly - have fun and get smashed.
 
2017-07-14 07:04:43 PM  
It's Friday!  The libations can be extra strength tonight!
 
2017-07-14 07:07:52 PM  
Ooooooo I can't wait til mr.kimwim gets home and starts the pours..

drip drip drip
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2017-07-14 07:13:02 PM  
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2017-07-14 07:17:16 PM  
Hallo all! I need strong libations after reading about the news today. Whooo boy.

Also I think my crock pot is dying, because a dinner that should be nearly ready by now is not, so I am going to try and finish it on the stove in a decent amount of time. Beans & a ham hock, in case you are curious. Will be served with cornbread and fried taters (I use bacon grease).

I hope that everyone is having a good day and that! I dug out that shirt, Kimwim, it's an old Monty Python "I fart in your general direction" with John Cleese on it. That work for the quilt? Now I just need to find my pinking shears and go pick up some fabric paint and a brush.
 
2017-07-14 07:17:43 PM  
 
2017-07-14 07:24:03 PM  

kimwim: Ooooooo I can't wait til mr.kimwim gets home and starts the pours..

drip drip drip
[img.fark.net image 850x850]

[img.fark.net image 591x132]


Just out of curiosity, what's going on there with the multi-patterned drops?
 
2017-07-14 07:25:05 PM  
I feel like I can't process everything, still digesting shiat from yesterday morning let alone everything that happened today.

How do the Trumps just keep lying about this meeting?  This is clearly the linchpin on everything.  They are so very farked, I'm just hoping they don't to anything truly stupid with long-lasting repercussions or widespread death before this is over.
 
2017-07-14 07:25:16 PM  

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2017-07-14 07:25:41 PM  

ox45tallboy: ...oh, and most importantly - have fun and get smashed.


You don't have to tell me twice.
 
2017-07-14 07:29:37 PM  

Anastacya: Hallo all! I need strong libations after reading about the news today. Whooo boy.

Also I think my crock pot is dying, because a dinner that should be nearly ready by now is not, so I am going to try and finish it on the stove in a decent amount of time. Beans & a ham hock, in case you are curious. Will be served with cornbread and fried taters (I use bacon grease).

I hope that everyone is having a good day and that! I dug out that shirt, Kimwim, it's an old Monty Python "I fart in your general direction" with John Cleese on it. That work for the quilt? Now I just need to find my pinking shears and go pick up some fabric paint and a brush.


Sounds good on the oven -finish, sounds great on the shirt!  So, there's going to be a t-shirt square, and then another one, painted?
 
2017-07-14 07:30:49 PM  

kimwim: Anastacya: Hallo all! I need strong libations after reading about the news today. Whooo boy.

Also I think my crock pot is dying, because a dinner that should be nearly ready by now is not, so I am going to try and finish it on the stove in a decent amount of time. Beans & a ham hock, in case you are curious. Will be served with cornbread and fried taters (I use bacon grease).

I hope that everyone is having a good day and that! I dug out that shirt, Kimwim, it's an old Monty Python "I fart in your general direction" with John Cleese on it. That work for the quilt? Now I just need to find my pinking shears and go pick up some fabric paint and a brush.

Sounds good on the oven -finish, sounds great on the shirt!  So, there's going to be a t-shirt square, and then another one, painted?


Oh, I was planning to cross out "fart" and write the work "Fark" over it. So same fabric.
 
2017-07-14 07:31:08 PM  

kimwim: Anastacya: Hallo all! I need strong libations after reading about the news today. Whooo boy.

Also I think my crock pot is dying, because a dinner that should be nearly ready by now is not, so I am going to try and finish it on the stove in a decent amount of time. Beans & a ham hock, in case you are curious. Will be served with cornbread and fried taters (I use bacon grease).

I hope that everyone is having a good day and that! I dug out that shirt, Kimwim, it's an old Monty Python "I fart in your general direction" with John Cleese on it. That work for the quilt? Now I just need to find my pinking shears and go pick up some fabric paint and a brush.

Sounds good on the oven -finish, sounds great on the shirt!  So, there's going to be a t-shirt square, and then another one, painted?


If I were you, I'd finish it IN the oven.  Less risk of the bottom burning...  And Howdy everyone.
 
2017-07-14 07:31:26 PM  

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Have I been sleeping through problems? Because I don't remember any trolling, or flaming going on.

Tonight we have signal Yay!!!

And we are getting cable on next Wednesday, getting rid of dish. Because it's stupid.
 
2017-07-14 07:31:46 PM  

Praise Cheesus: ox45tallboy: Hey guys, we just wanted to make a few clarifications here. Our Maddow threads are here for all of our users, not just Maddow fans. Some users may disagree with Maddow, her ideas, her statements, her sources, and/or her guests. Some users may disagree with your comments.

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2017-07-14 07:32:01 PM  

Anastacya: kimwim: Anastacya: Hallo all! I need strong libations after reading about the news today. Whooo boy.

Also I think my crock pot is dying, because a dinner that should be nearly ready by now is not, so I am going to try and finish it on the stove in a decent amount of time. Beans & a ham hock, in case you are curious. Will be served with cornbread and fried taters (I use bacon grease).

I hope that everyone is having a good day and that! I dug out that shirt, Kimwim, it's an old Monty Python "I fart in your general direction" with John Cleese on it. That work for the quilt? Now I just need to find my pinking shears and go pick up some fabric paint and a brush.

Sounds good on the oven -finish, sounds great on the shirt!  So, there's going to be a t-shirt square, and then another one, painted?

Oh, I was planning to cross out "fart" and write the work "Fark" over it. So same fabric.


that's too funny. That will be great.
 
2017-07-14 07:32:51 PM  

kimwim: ox45tallboy: Hey guys, we just wanted to make a few clarifications here. Our Maddow threads are here for all of our users, not just Maddow fans. Some users may disagree with Maddow, her ideas, her statements, her sources, and/or her guests. Some users may disagree with your comments.

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Have I been sleeping through problems? Because I don't remember any trolling, or flaming going on.

Tonight we have signal Yay!!!

And we are getting cable on next Wednesday, getting rid of dish. Because it's stupid.


I hope that means we're doing our jobs =)
 
2017-07-14 07:34:08 PM  

ox45tallboy: kimwim: ox45tallboy: Hey guys, we just wanted to make a few clarifications here. Our Maddow threads are here for all of our users, not just Maddow fans. Some users may disagree with Maddow, her ideas, her statements, her sources, and/or her guests. Some users may disagree with your comments.

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Have I been sleeping through problems? Because I don't remember any trolling, or flaming going on.

Tonight we have signal Yay!!!

And we are getting cable on next Wednesday, getting rid of dish. Because it's stupid.

I hope that means we're doing our jobs =)


;-)
seriously, I don't remember any problems.
good jorb!
 
2017-07-14 07:35:16 PM  
Methinks this shall be a fun thread.  Even if Drew's Friends show up and try to convince us all about their cockamamie theory that it was all a Democrat Conspiracy to entrap Trump and Hillary and Obama were behind it all under order from that cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
 
2017-07-14 07:36:02 PM  
"kill someone, maybe in cold blood"

deplorable
 
2017-07-14 07:40:29 PM  
Did anyone catch this from the linked article?

The White House is considering a plan that would return some Russian compounds in the U.S. to Putin's government. Sebastian Gorka said, "We want to give collaboration and cooperation a chance."

I thought they said they didn't do that?

And why is Sebastian "lowercase v." Gorka still allowed to be a part of this administration? How did he get a security clearance to know about high-level diplomatic talks on matters like this?
 
2017-07-14 07:41:35 PM  

real_headhoncho: Methinks this shall be a fun thread.  Even if Drew's Friends show up and try to convince us all about their cockamamie theory that it was all a Democrat Conspiracy to entrap Trump and Hillary and Obama were behind it all under order from that cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.


For the record, Drew considers all of you guys his friends, too.
 
2017-07-14 07:41:52 PM  

ox45tallboy: kimwim: Ooooooo I can't wait til mr.kimwim gets home and starts the pours..

drip drip drip
[img.fark.net image 850x850]

[img.fark.net image 591x132]

Just out of curiosity, what's going on there with the multi-patterned drops?


Oh, I just felt like appliqueing on a bunch of drips onto some really cool raw silk-like fabric.
It's very theraputic.
Going into the scrap quilt I'm working on.
 
2017-07-14 07:43:25 PM  

ox45tallboy: real_headhoncho: Methinks this shall be a fun thread.  Even if Drew's Friends show up and try to convince us all about their cockamamie theory that it was all a Democrat Conspiracy to entrap Trump and Hillary and Obama were behind it all under order from that cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

For the record, Drew considers all of you guys his friends, too.


I consider Drew my friend, though I 've never met him. He's talked to me on twitter,
I donated to his campaign. This is why I offered the fark quilt, he's good people.
he gave his blessing for the quilt. I hope I can convince enough people to care enough to
help by donating blocks.
 
2017-07-14 07:43:39 PM  
Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.
 
2017-07-14 07:45:53 PM  

skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.


I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet who has never smoked weed. I just can't stand the smell of it. I'd like to try it for my lupus, but where I live, I can only hope for a contact high from Colorado :(

Someday, though.
 
2017-07-14 07:45:59 PM  

ox45tallboy: real_headhoncho: Methinks this shall be a fun thread.  Even if Drew's Friends show up and try to convince us all about their cockamamie theory that it was all a Democrat Conspiracy to entrap Trump and Hillary and Obama were behind it all under order from that cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

For the record, Drew considers all of you guys his friends, too.


For the record, I have most of the DF's on ignore now, so I won't be seeing their posts at all.
 
2017-07-14 07:47:09 PM  

Anastacya: skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet who has never smoked weed. I just can't stand the smell of it. I'd like to try it for my lupus, but where I live, I can only hope for a contact high from Colorado :(

Someday, though.


I haven't either.
 
2017-07-14 07:48:02 PM  

skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.


If it's doing its job right, you won't be aware of what's going on in the news =)
 
2017-07-14 07:48:31 PM  

Anastacya: skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet who has never smoked weed. I just can't stand the smell of it. I'd like to try it for my lupus, but where I live, I can only hope for a contact high from Colorado :(

Someday, though.


You can get edibles and avoid the whole smoke and smell part.
 
2017-07-14 07:49:40 PM  

dr_blasto: Anastacya: skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet who has never smoked weed. I just can't stand the smell of it. I'd like to try it for my lupus, but where I live, I can only hope for a contact high from Colorado :(

Someday, though.

You can get edibles and avoid the whole smoke and smell part.


Every day that I live in pain I seriously consider trying to find some. Oh well, that's a different topic for another day. I don't want to threadjack, lol.
 
2017-07-14 07:50:19 PM  

kimwim: Anastacya: skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet who has never smoked weed. I just can't stand the smell of it. I'd like to try it for my lupus, but where I live, I can only hope for a contact high from Colorado :(

Someday, though.

I haven't either.


*fistbump of solidarity*
 
2017-07-14 07:52:09 PM  
Oh my gosh I watched that whole video today of trump and Macron watching the band. Trump sat there like a spoiled brat with his arms crossed, and a sour puss on his face. Macron had a big smile on his face, bopping his head, everyone was clapping in time to the music.

And trump sitting there like the turd in the punch bowl.
 
2017-07-14 07:56:13 PM  

kimwim: Oh my gosh I watched that whole video today of trump and Macron watching the band. Trump sat there like a spoiled brat with his arms crossed, and a sour puss on his face. Macron had a big smile on his face, bopping his head, everyone was clapping in time to the music.

And trump sitting there like the turd in the punch bowl.


He didn't recognize any of the songs, I'm sure. Daft Punk? I'd be surprised if he knew anything outside of the Godfather Theme.
 
2017-07-14 07:56:39 PM  

kimwim: Oh my gosh I watched that whole video today of trump and Macron watching the band. Trump sat there like a spoiled brat with his arms crossed, and a sour puss on his face. Macron had a big smile on his face, bopping his head, everyone was clapping in time to the music.

And trump sitting there, like the turd in the punch bowl.



Fixed that for you.
 
2017-07-14 07:57:44 PM  

Anastacya: kimwim: Oh my gosh I watched that whole video today of trump and Macron watching the band. Trump sat there like a spoiled brat with his arms crossed, and a sour puss on his face. Macron had a big smile on his face, bopping his head, everyone was clapping in time to the music.

And trump sitting there like the turd in the punch bowl.

He didn't recognize any of the songs, I'm sure. Daft Punk? I'd be surprised if he knew anything outside of the Godfather Theme.


Theme from "The Godfather", Sinatra's greatest hits and all the disco played in Studio 54 during the 70's.
 
2017-07-14 07:58:52 PM  
oh hai gaiz!

so, wait, is Ox kicking these off now that Cheesus came out of retirement?

also, anything of note happen since i stopped paying attention at 5ish?
 
2017-07-14 08:00:51 PM  

Anastacya: skinnycatullus: Trying a new strain of weed tonight... MkUltra. Stinks like a skunk's underpants, but it does make it easier to digest the perpetually-breaking news.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet who has never smoked weed. I just can't stand the smell of it. I'd like to try it for my lupus, but where I live, I can only hope for a contact high from Colorado :(

Someday, though.


I didn't smoke until last year and I'm 43. I always hated the smell. HATED it. After smoking it a couple of times, I actually like the smell now, unless it's really stinky. Must be my brain associating it with feeling nice.
 
2017-07-14 08:01:40 PM  
oh, hi chris!

seriously though, how many times are these assholes gonna lie about this meeting?
 
2017-07-14 08:03:23 PM  

stickmangrit: oh hai gaiz!

so, wait, is Ox kicking these off now that Cheesus came out of retirement?

also, anything of note happen since i stopped paying attention at 5ish?


Nothing that I saw. At least, nothing that is majorly important.
 
2017-07-14 08:04:23 PM  

Praise Cheesus: kimwim: Oh my gosh I watched that whole video today of trump and Macron watching the band. Trump sat there like a spoiled brat with his arms crossed, and a sour puss on his face. Macron had a big smile on his face, bopping his head, everyone was clapping in time to the music.

And trump sitting there, like the turd in the punch bowl.


Fixed that for you.


thank you, honey.
 
2017-07-14 08:06:50 PM  
I wish I knew who to credit, but I just read someone's tweet saying that the next thing we'll hear is that the entire Bolshoi performed on the table to start the meeting.
 
2017-07-14 08:08:53 PM  

Praise Cheesus: It's Friday!  The libations can be extra strength tonight!


THIS.  SO MUCH THIS.
Howdy all!  I don't know how I got work done today, but I sure as fark cleared my to do list through acts of god.
 
2017-07-14 08:11:58 PM  
 
2017-07-14 08:12:16 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Anastacya: kimwim: Oh my gosh I watched that whole video today of trump and Macron watching the band. Trump sat there like a spoiled brat with his arms crossed, and a sour puss on his face. Macron had a big smile on his face, bopping his head, everyone was clapping in time to the music.

And trump sitting there like the turd in the punch bowl.

He didn't recognize any of the songs, I'm sure. Daft Punk? I'd be surprised if he knew anything outside of the Godfather Theme.

Theme from "The Godfather", Sinatra's greatest hits and all the disco played in Studio 54 during the 70's.


You're not too far off. Throw in some eminem (Wat?) and reggae, and him taking credit for Lady Gaga's success, and you've got it.

And here's a bonus video you probably REALLY don't want to see but you're clicking anyway, aren't you?

Donald Trump & Megan Mullally - Green Acres at the Emmys
Youtube AiZqFGLAeAc
 
2017-07-14 08:12:41 PM  
All we need is one link between an offer for dirt on Hillary in exchange to removed the sanctions and Trump is toast.
 
2017-07-14 08:13:40 PM  

stickmangrit: oh hai gaiz!

so, wait, is Ox kicking these off now that Cheesus came out of retirement?

also, anything of note happen since i stopped paying attention at 5ish?


One time-deal at the moment. But hopefully be around to at least participate in the future.
 
2017-07-14 08:13:48 PM  

real_headhoncho: Methinks this shall be a fun thread.  Even if Drew's Friends show up and try to convince us all about their cockamamie theory that it was all a Democrat Conspiracy to entrap Trump and Hillary and Obama were behind it all under order from that cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.


Like the Salon article said, if the Dems did that, why didn't they use the info during the campaign?  Such an idiot conspiracy.  
You don't set up someone with that kind of trap and then just sit on it like a goddamned moron.
 
2017-07-14 08:14:46 PM  

Clutch2013: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[img.fark.net image 425x464]


Rightclickandfukinsaved!
 
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