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(New York Daily News)   This just in: Charlie Sheen to become even more insufferable   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-07-14 06:30:15 PM  
WINNING
 
2017-07-14 09:54:48 PM  
"Hey everyone! Look at me! I'm still relevant! I'm still relevant!"

Stick a fork it in, Charlie.
 
2017-07-14 09:55:14 PM  
Charlies, go on a homeopathic juice regimen.  That'll cure your AIDS the same way it helped Steve Jobs beat liver cancer.  Trust me, I have a GED in medicine.
 
2017-07-14 09:56:18 PM  
Let's check back with him in, saaaay, 15 minutes and see where he's at with the no drinky and no steaks.
 
2017-07-14 09:57:47 PM  
Now all he has to do is start vaping and join crossfit, and he'll be a douchebag Voltron.
 
2017-07-14 09:59:32 PM  
Gonorrhea With The Wind
 
2017-07-14 10:12:59 PM  
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2017-07-14 10:28:45 PM  

stoli n coke: Now all he has to do is start vaping and join crossfit, and he'll be a douchebag Voltron.


Vaping, crossfit, vegan, teetotaler, and AIDS?
 
2017-07-14 10:29:00 PM  

stoli n coke: Now all he has to do is start vaping and join crossfit, and he'll be a douchebag Voltron.


Don't forget the manbun.
 
2017-07-14 10:32:05 PM  
I actually thought he'd died.  Good for him, I guess?
 
2017-07-14 10:53:44 PM  
Isn't quitting drinking when your immune system is shot kind of a no-brainer?
 
2017-07-14 10:56:50 PM  
I've started eating vegetarian and vegan during the week, and eating my burgers/fried chicken/bbq on the weekends.  I've lost the last few stubborn pounds I was trying to lose. My BMI is finally healthy again. My doctors seem really happy I'm eating this way. Eating healthy is obviously tied to better physical health which is important for him. So good for him.
 
2017-07-14 11:01:42 PM  
I'm pretty sure I would have been a worse Charlie Sheen and would have OD'd X years ago.

sigh.
Live the Dream.
 
2017-07-14 11:06:32 PM  

doglover: stoli n coke: Now all he has to do is start vaping and join crossfit, and he'll be a douchebag Voltron.

Vaping, crossfit, vegan, teetotaler, and AIDS?


All he'd need then is a trilby and a neckbeard. Or are those complimentary with the vaping?
 
2017-07-14 11:09:05 PM  

stoli n coke: Isn't quitting drinking when your immune system is shot kind of a no-brainer?


I know someone who's got a pretty nasty form of Muscular Dystrophy who drinks like a fish. Amazingly enough, the drinking has actually made the MD worse!
 
2017-07-14 11:12:22 PM  
It's all one midlife crisis.
 
2017-07-14 11:17:16 PM  
Didn't he used to be a movie actor?
 
2017-07-14 11:31:14 PM  
So, only single-sourced all-natural hookers, and non-GMO meth, then?
 
2017-07-14 11:43:26 PM  
Charlie? Charlie who?
 
2017-07-14 11:53:34 PM  

dustbunnyboo: So, only single-sourced all-natural hookers, and non-GMO meth, then?


Free Range Hookers.
 
2017-07-14 11:55:47 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?


Not sure if serious. He did Brat Pack stuff like Red Dawn and Young Guns, but also real movies like Wall Street and Platoon. (Fun fact: His character in Platoon was originally going to be played by Kyle MacLachlan.) So yeah, at one point he was a legit movie star.

He also starred in the sci-fi film The Arrival (1996) which mashed up alien invasions and global warming. I recall critics liked it but it's not well remembered.
 
2017-07-15 12:03:00 AM  

Brynden Rivers: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?

Not sure if serious. He did Brat Pack stuff like Red Dawn and Young Guns, but also real movies like Wall Street and Platoon. (Fun fact: His character in Platoon was originally going to be played by Kyle MacLachlan.) So yeah, at one point he was a legit movie star.

He also starred in the sci-fi film The Arrival (1996) which mashed up alien invasions and global warming. I recall critics liked it but it's not well remembered.


Along with Hot Shots! and Hot Shots! Part Deux.
 
2017-07-15 12:31:33 AM  

Brynden Rivers: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?

Not sure if serious. He did Brat Pack stuff like Red Dawn and Young Guns, but also real movies like Wall Street and Platoon. (Fun fact: His character in Platoon was originally going to be played by Kyle MacLachlan.) So yeah, at one point he was a legit movie star.

He also starred in the sci-fi film The Arrival (1996) which mashed up alien invasions and global warming. I recall critics liked it but it's not well remembered.


Not  serious, but Wikipedia shows his last film roles in 2013 as, ahem...
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
such movies as Foodfight!, Machete Kills, and Scary Movie 5. But this year he's got Mad Family (TV) and 9/11: the Movie.
 
2017-07-15 12:58:36 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Brynden Rivers: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?

Not sure if serious. He did Brat Pack stuff like Red Dawn and Young Guns, but also real movies like Wall Street and Platoon. (Fun fact: His character in Platoon was originally going to be played by Kyle MacLachlan.) So yeah, at one point he was a legit movie star.

He also starred in the sci-fi film The Arrival (1996) which mashed up alien invasions and global warming. I recall critics liked it but it's not well remembered.

Not  serious, but Wikipedia shows his last film roles in 2013 as, ahem...
[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 400x346]
such movies as Foodfight!, Machete Kills, and Scary Movie 5. But this year he's got Mad Family (TV) and 9/11: the Movie.


Hoo boy, you weren't kidding about that 9/11 movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4917224/ From the director of some crap you've never heard of and the screenwriter of Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223082/). Featuring Whoopi Goldbergh!
 
2017-07-15 01:05:48 AM  

Brynden Rivers: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Brynden Rivers: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?

Not sure if serious. He did Brat Pack stuff like Red Dawn and Young Guns, but also real movies like Wall Street and Platoon. (Fun fact: His character in Platoon was originally going to be played by Kyle MacLachlan.) So yeah, at one point he was a legit movie star.

He also starred in the sci-fi film The Arrival (1996) which mashed up alien invasions and global warming. I recall critics liked it but it's not well remembered.

Not  serious, but Wikipedia shows his last film roles in 2013 as, ahem...
[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 400x346]
such movies as Foodfight!, Machete Kills, and Scary Movie 5. But this year he's got Mad Family (TV) and 9/11: the Movie.

Hoo boy, you weren't kidding about that 9/11 movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4917224/ From the director of some crap you've never heard of and the screenwriter of Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223082/). Featuring Whoopi Goldbergh!


Director is "known" for:
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.comimages-na.ssl-images-amazon.com
 
2017-07-15 02:09:24 AM  
Thinning!!!
 
2017-07-15 03:03:51 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?


Yes he was. He was big too. He's still big.

It's just the pictures that got small.
 
2017-07-15 03:22:57 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Didn't he used to be a movie actor?

Yes he was. He was big too. He's still big.

It's just the pictures that got small.


"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."
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2017-07-15 10:06:36 AM  
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2017-07-15 10:42:17 AM  
So what you're saying is

(Puts on sunglasses)

Charlie don't surf & turf.

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2017-07-15 11:52:56 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: "Hey everyone! Look at me! I'm still relevant! I'm still relevant!"

Stick a fork it in, Charlie.


You tell'em.
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2017-07-15 12:01:59 PM  

stoli n coke: Now all he has to do is start vaping and join crossfit, and he'll be a douchebag Voltron.


Eh?
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2017-07-15 11:39:15 PM  

doglover: stoli n coke: Now all he has to do is start vaping and join crossfit, and he'll be a douchebag Voltron.

Vaping, crossfit, vegan, teetotaler, and AIDS?


No Scientology?
 
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