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(Down To Earth)   Norway: the #1 country for public sex. Canada comes in last   ( divider line
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2002-01-10 12:22:12 PM  
not surprised
2002-01-10 12:23:24 PM  
hehe, they said heiney
2002-01-10 12:24:04 PM  
I wish it snowed in DC as much as it does in Norway....
2002-01-10 12:24:34 PM  
Im always glad to hear Canadians aren't trying to reproduce.
2002-01-10 12:28:41 PM  
Hey....I'm part Norwegian! Guess I should hightail it to Oslo and make up for lost time.
2002-01-10 12:29:06 PM  
Scarneck: HEY!!!!!!!
2002-01-10 12:30:46 PM  
alrighty, whos comin' with me!!!

2002-01-10 12:33:34 PM  
Is that what the Beatles meant by "Norwegian Wood"?
2002-01-10 12:33:48 PM  
Somehow I don't think that the kind of sex people are having in public is meant for reproduction.
2002-01-10 12:33:52 PM  
"Finally, 73 percent of Danish folks think nothing of grabbing their partner's heiney in public but only 6 percent of Japanese can get behind that idea."

Hmm......I guess fondling school girls in the subway doesn't count?
2002-01-10 12:36:04 PM  
Well, as a Canadian, I can safely say that right now I ain't doin' it outside. It's too farking cold.
2002-01-10 12:36:51 PM  
What? No mention of "Yankee's" games and the pubic, er, public sex that goes on there? They was robbed man!
2002-01-10 12:39:48 PM  
wonder where they rank in percentage of citizens into cock and ball torture™
2002-01-10 12:40:31 PM  
That's strange, A Japanese man grabbed my butt just this morning while I was getting coffee.
2002-01-10 12:40:47 PM  
Are these stats a percentage of the whole population, or just the adults?

-- 28 percent of Australians have had sex in a movie theater and 16 percent have done it in a department store dressing room.

Aussie woman farkers, please come visit us!!
2002-01-10 12:42:32 PM  
Keep picking on the Canadians... we have kicked your ass and burned down the White House before....don't think we will not do that again!
2002-01-10 12:42:40 PM  
Norwegian women are STUNNING. Generally.
2002-01-10 12:45:31 PM  
What about PeeWee, did somebody survey him too?!
2002-01-10 12:46:16 PM  
Leave the canadians alone. Let them take their ugly selves indoors to do their business (this does not count the hottie strippers on St. Catherine's St. in Montreal, and I guess Celine Dion can screw outdoors too).
2002-01-10 12:46:53 PM  
Is sex in airplane restrooms considered sex in public?
2002-01-10 12:48:13 PM  
Stompn_Tom and what's more impressive, is Canada did that 53 years before we even became a coutry.

I'm going outside to fark now.
[puts on crotchless parka]
2002-01-10 12:49:39 PM  
Tinrobot: If we Farkers didn't see it personally, then no it's not public sex.
2002-01-10 12:50:24 PM  
Grivas: you are a sick puppy! Celine Dion??? Ewwwwwwww! Blind! I'm blind!!!
2002-01-10 12:50:30 PM  
Public suggests an audience, or at least open admission.
2002-01-10 12:51:38 PM  
that doesnt make sense... everytime i make a border run too vancover b.c. the bars are packed with hot women at like a 5 women to one man ratio... ive always thought of it as the promise land... but then again ive never got any up there either...
2002-01-10 12:52:10 PM  
Gloryhole heroes?
2002-01-10 12:53:16 PM  
Public sex in canada is like cock and blue ball torture.
2002-01-10 12:53:43 PM  
I think when they got the American's stats they must have included tossing salad.
2002-01-10 12:54:48 PM  
I guess Pee Wee Herman's been vacationing in Norway.

Oh, check out Anti-Hero Art: A White Trash Museum to get you some cracker entertainment. We got original mpeg movies, original writings, digital photography of drunken rednecks and a cat eating a Krispy Kreme donut, and lots more junk, including a picture of Osama Bin Laden's crack whore. All free. No pop up ads. Just pure American Ugly entertainment.
2002-01-10 12:55:17 PM  
In the words of Bill Clinton, it depends what the definition of sex is. And I'm disappointed that they would call something so fun "nasty."
2002-01-10 12:55:31 PM  
Dachande, Dude... he's dead. *sigh*
2002-01-10 12:56:05 PM  
Tossing the salad.......hehe

Do you think they included the prison population in this survey? They do have an outdoor area don't they?
2002-01-10 01:01:24 PM  
we have kicked your ass and burned down the White House before....don't think we will not do that again!

We don't think that you will do it again for one very simple reason, we have the Stanley Cup. One false move and we'll give it to Mexico.
2002-01-10 01:03:42 PM  
2002-01-10 01:04:04 PM  
According to a global sex survey by Harlequin Romance
caveat - respondants are potentially lonely women with good imaginations.

Leg0z living IN Vancouver, the easiest marks have historically been the carloads of 19-20 yr old American girls coming across the border to drink legally in the border towns like Whiterock. thank you, and keep 'em coming ;o)
2002-01-10 01:05:19 PM  
What?!? I thought they just nabbed him because he had some artistic photos laying
around. In four computers. In a dungeon. Behind a false wall..
2002-01-10 01:07:21 PM  
The problem is, "sex" can mean many things. Like in the US it means penis-vagina. But 40 years ago in the US, a blowjob was also "sex". In other countries I am sure there are different definitions of what sex is, and thats why the percentages
vary co greatly.
2002-01-10 01:09:42 PM  
I've been thru Scandanavia, and yes, I've seen kids farking in public places -especially during summer solstace when the sun never goes down. Gotta love those northerners.

However, as a Canadian, all I can say is 'all your hocky sticks are belong to us......'
2002-01-10 01:09:56 PM  
Having spent about 2years out of my life in Norway, I can attest that yes, Norwegian women are just about the hottest in the world. Tall. Blond. Slim. Small chests tho.

Iceland is good too, although they all look almost exactly the same (Bjork is like an eskemo freak; they don't look anything like her).
2002-01-10 01:10:06 PM  
Intercourse is "sex". Blowjobs are "great".
2002-01-10 01:15:51 PM  
just wanted to say (delayed reaction) score I finally got an article posted
I now return you to your commenting
2002-01-10 01:16:39 PM  
What about proper sex?
2002-01-10 01:18:52 PM  
Hey GirlyGirl.....wanna go to Norway? ;-)
2002-01-10 01:19:37 PM  
I'm only half Norweigan ~ guess that would explain why I'm short & brunette, instead of tall & blonde.... the slim & small chest part fits though.....
2002-01-10 01:20:15 PM  
Canadians have most of their sex in the woods where no one knows about it except the moose and maybe some onlooking squirrels.
2002-01-10 01:22:37 PM  

that was Britain, and it was badgers watching.
except for the hotel TV cameras.
2002-01-10 01:29:04 PM  
Dude the only place I've EVER had public sex is in Toronto, despite attempts on my last trip to London...
2002-01-10 01:31:41 PM  
So what do the Norwegians know about getting the job done outside in the cold that we Canucks haven't figured out yet? Not that I'd really like to see it, mind you...
2002-01-10 01:32:16 PM  
Did I miss something?

I just got back inside from some vigorous outdoor Canadian farking.

Stompin' Tom: Good one.

Scarneck: At least we're having sex with OTHER people, unlike you who, with your freakishly ugly scarred neck, can only dream about it while you wank yourself stupid.
2002-01-10 01:34:36 PM  
"and I guess Celine Dion can screw outdoors too"

Since she married her father, I certainly hope not.
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