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(Dallas News)   From the It-Might-Be-A-Little-Soon Dept: Dak Prescott is the next Joe Montana   ( sportsday.dallasnews.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, American football, Newy Scruggs, American football positions, Dak Prescott, NFC East, Radio Sirius XM, NFC East team, Kirk Cousins  
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2017-07-14 08:42:44 AM  
In that he's a starting quarterback in the NFL?  Yes.
 
2017-07-14 08:54:04 AM  
Dak is the next Montana. Sure, and next you'll be telling me that a former Olympian has had a sex change!
 
2017-07-14 09:09:55 AM  
Well, he is quite the tackler.
 
2017-07-14 09:22:22 AM  
 
2017-07-14 09:23:05 AM  
After this coming season, Brady will be like 1.5 Montanas.
 
2017-07-14 09:24:46 AM  
Someone had one too many concussions.
 
2017-07-14 09:31:46 AM  
He's at the very least the next Joe Flacco.

/or maybe that's Russell Wilson
//or maybe Wilson is the next Trent Dilfer
 
2017-07-14 09:35:14 AM  
come back with this after he is undefeated in superbowls
 
2017-07-14 09:37:26 AM  
 
2017-07-14 09:43:10 AM  

freddyV: come back with this after he is undefeated in superbowls


Dak is undefeated in Superbowls.
 
2017-07-14 09:49:35 AM  

js34603: He's at the very least the next Joe Flacco.

/or maybe that's Russell Wilson
//or maybe Wilson is the next Trent Dilfer


A super bowl winning QB? I think the Cows fans would take it.
 
2017-07-14 10:15:20 AM  
So not only is he the next Brady but he's also the next Joe Montana? Is he also Michael Jordan, Lebron James and Tiger Woods? Dak is also the next Muhammad Ali, Johnny Unitas and Jesse Owens too i'm assuming.

Or he's a rookie on a stacked team built around the quarterback and coached by a former quarterback.
 
2017-07-14 10:47:02 AM  
Dak's going to go upstairs and masturbate now?
 
2017-07-14 10:47:28 AM  
He really is not much of an actor.  I mean is he ever going to turn in a role even close to what we saw Rossi in Criminal Minds or even Godfather 3
 
2017-07-14 10:50:09 AM  
If he prolapsed this year, Dak can become the next Tony Montana.
 
2017-07-14 11:07:41 AM  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

He's more like Danny White
 
2017-07-14 11:12:12 AM  

meanmutton: freddyV: come back with this after he is undefeated in superbowls

Dak is undefeated in Superbowls.


technicallycorrect.jpg

He's also winless in Super Bowls.
 
2017-07-14 11:12:22 AM  

WinoRhino: Remember when Romo was just like Montana?


Meh. He was comparing injuries so it was accurate.
Stupid media gets boners over some rookie every year and declares them the next whoever.

Remember when kaepernick and RG3 had good first seasons? everyone was all "OMG these guys are changing the landscape of the NFL. The spread offense will be the next big thing in the league!!!! They could be the GOAT!!!"

Nick Foles? yeah...

Everyone just farking relax.
 
2017-07-14 11:30:14 AM  

abhorrent1: Nick Foles? yeah...


FIVE AND OH BABY SUPER BOWL HERE WE   oh shiat never mind....
 
2017-07-14 11:51:03 AM  
Meaning over-rated plug-in on a stacked team?
 
2017-07-14 12:17:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: abhorrent1: Nick Foles? yeah...

FIVE AND OH BABY SUPER BOWL HERE WE   oh shiat never mind....


Yeah but to be fair, the eagles wised up quickly and drafted Matt Barkley.

/wait....
 
2017-07-14 12:53:15 PM  

johnny_vegas: Marcus Aurelius: abhorrent1: Nick Foles? yeah...

FIVE AND OH BABY SUPER BOWL HERE WE   oh shiat never mind....

Yeah but to be fair, the eagles wised up quickly and drafted Matt Barkley.

/wait....


The Iggles GM traded away a load of draft picks to get Carson Wentz.  Too bad they have no O-line or anyone to throw the ball to.
 
2017-07-14 01:00:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: johnny_vegas: Marcus Aurelius: abhorrent1: Nick Foles? yeah...

FIVE AND OH BABY SUPER BOWL HERE WE   oh shiat never mind....

Yeah but to be fair, the eagles wised up quickly and drafted Matt Barkley.

/wait....

The Iggles GM traded away a load of draft picks to get Carson Wentz.  Too bad they have no O-line or anyone to throw the ball to.


THe O line and the secondary are my biggest concerns.  I think the receivers are sevicable (for now)
 
2017-07-14 01:10:34 PM  

johnny_vegas: THe O line and the secondary are my biggest concerns.  I think the receivers are sevicable (for now)


2-14 is fine, as long as they beat the Cowboys twice.
 
2017-07-14 01:50:17 PM  

mikaloyd: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

He's more like Danny White


Poor Danny.

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-14 04:02:17 PM  
"Dak is all dat."
"Yeees, let's go!"

/obscure?
 
2017-07-14 05:43:17 PM  

rjakobi: If he prolapsed this year, Dak can become the next Tony Montana.


If he led a double life as a superstar in on life & a normal every day girl just trying to make it in this crazy world in the other, he can become the next Hannah Montana.

/second hannah montana joke today
//there is no explanation
///only slashies
 
2017-07-14 06:07:03 PM  

Di Atribe: rjakobi: If he prolapsed this year, Dak can become the next Tony Montana.

If he led a double life as a superstar in on life & a normal every day girl just trying to make it in this crazy world in the other, he can become the next Hannah Montana.

/second hannah montana joke today
//there is no explanation
///only slashies


Or Dakota fanning
 
2017-07-14 06:14:40 PM  

mikaloyd: Or Dakota fanning


I just realized that Montana & the Dakotas are adjacent. Someone, quick, name their kid Minnesota! He'll be the next great NFL quarterback!
 
2017-07-14 06:33:16 PM  

johnny_vegas: Marcus Aurelius: johnny_vegas: Marcus Aurelius: abhorrent1: Nick Foles? yeah...

FIVE AND OH BABY SUPER BOWL HERE WE   oh shiat never mind....

Yeah but to be fair, the eagles wised up quickly and drafted Matt Barkley.

/wait....

The Iggles GM traded away a load of draft picks to get Carson Wentz.  Too bad they have no O-line or anyone to throw the ball to.

THe O line and the secondary are my biggest concerns.  I think the receivers are sevicable (for now)


Don't they have Alshon now? If he can stay healthy, he's pretty good.
 
2017-07-14 07:00:01 PM  
The word here in Dallas is Zeke and Dak are already in the HoF, per local sports talk.

Dak is the greatest player taken in the 4th round in NFL history, no matter the position.

I heard one host say it will be almost impossible to Dak and Zeke to not win at least 2 SB's before their rookie contracts end and Dak will have more SB rings than Brady within 10 years.  Zeke will easily rush for 2000+ yards every year for the next 3 or 4 and will probably break Smith's rushing record before he retires.

I only listen to sports radio when going to and from lunch and it's pure comedic gold.

The only negative I've heard about Dak was one host saying he might throw more than 4 INT's this season.
 
2017-07-14 07:10:03 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Or Dakota fanning

I just realized that Montana & the Dakotas are adjacent. Someone, quick, name their kid Minnesota! He'll be the next great NFL quarterback!


I suppose that would go over better than going west and naming their kid "Idaho."
 
2017-07-14 07:31:09 PM  
Why is he an asshole?
 
2017-07-14 07:42:12 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Or Dakota fanning

I just realized that Montana & the Dakotas are adjacent. Someone, quick, name their kid Minnesota! He'll be the next great NFL quarterback!


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-14 11:19:23 PM  
Dakota Montana
 
2017-07-15 06:31:55 AM  
Is he going to hide everyone's bicycle in a tree during camp?
 
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