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(The Hill)   Trump and his lawyers think it would be a super good idea for the GOP to cover his legal fees   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-07-14 12:07:14 AM  
Where do we send the checks?
 
2017-07-14 12:13:08 AM  
Well, otherwise they won't get paid, am I rite??
 
2017-07-14 12:24:34 AM  

feckingmorons: Where do we send the checks?


Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc.
Attn: Online Services
P.O. Box 97166
Washington, DC 20090-7166
 
2017-07-14 12:27:46 AM  
Pay for his defense of actions taken to hijack their party?  Man, the balls on that guy.

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...never mind.
 
2017-07-14 12:29:20 AM  
I wonder how fast the RNC will bend over and take it up the rear.

Oh wait, that would be a homosexual act, and that's a sin in their eyes.

So, I am sure that they will gladly pay for it.

/not really
//I hope
 
2017-07-14 12:32:00 AM  

HedlessChickn: feckingmorons: Where do we send the checks?

Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc.
Attn: Online Services
P.O. Box 97166
Washington, DC 20090-7166


Gee, I guess the GOP HQ moved!
 
2017-07-14 12:37:59 AM  
I...think Fecking made a joke.  He may even have made two.  My world view is shaken.
 
2017-07-14 12:48:07 AM  
Is this the only way he can get the Mercers to pay?  He's rolled them for cash already...

It will be funny that they want to use funding the congressional candidates need next year...desperately.

I certainly encourage the GOP to focus all its money on protecting the Two Scoop Family.  Every dollar they have and borrow more.  So much more.  Donnie knows a good bsnkruptcy lawyer...
 
2017-07-14 12:51:26 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I...think Fecking made a joke.  He may even have made two.  My world view is shaken.


I wouldn't send either of those to crazy organizations a check unless they turned into animal charities.
 
2017-07-14 12:51:42 AM  
so not only is trump destroying the GOP from within, he's also going to make them pay for the whole mess as well.  ooo!  AND trump will take credit for all the work that gets done, while doing as little work as humanly possible.

I wonder how that makes the GOP elites feel?  ya think they like being treated like servants?  gee, I sure hope none of those rich white people have fragile egos or anything like that.  otherwise, this might be problematic for trumpenmeister.
 
2017-07-14 12:59:53 AM  

Dallymo: Pay for his defense of actions taken to hijack their party?  Man, the balls on that guy.

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...never mind.


Not even enough in the testicular area to consittute a decent camel toe ...
 
2017-07-14 01:03:28 AM  
Translation: Trump is farking broke, and owes so much to Russia that their loan sharks will be shaking down his great-grandkids for 75 years for a payoff.
 
2017-07-14 01:04:15 AM  

markie_farkie: Translation: Trump is farking broke, and owes so much to Russia that their loan sharks will be shaking down his great-grandkids for 75 years for a payoff.


Not my circus, not my monkey.
 
2017-07-14 01:29:23 AM  

markie_farkie: Translation: Trump is farking broke,


Even clearer translation: Trump has never HAD any money.

He had the pocket change his daddy gave him to get started in the world ... which he blew stupidly ... then he quickly learned how to make it seem like he had money.

Most of the time, that worked.

Until it didn't.

Hence, the unpaid contractors, crazy fake bullsh*t operations like Trump University and Trump Steaks ... and, the bankruptcies.

How exactly do you f*ck up and ruin a casino?
 
2017-07-14 02:51:17 AM  
If only the White House had lawyers available for this kind of thing.
 
2017-07-14 02:53:41 AM  

fusillade762: If only the White House had lawyers available for this kind of thing.


yes, but government lawyers won't bribe judges and murder witnesses to keep trump in the white house.
 
2017-07-14 03:06:30 AM  
Must have added a new member to the Trump defense team-
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2017-07-14 03:14:23 AM  

festus: How exactly do you f*ck up and ruin a casino?


Use it to launder mob money - American and Russian.
 
2017-07-14 05:08:57 AM  
I wonder who will be the first to make a deal with Mueller? Will Flynn testify in exchange for immunity? Maybe Kushner and Ivanka will have to live out their lives eating noodles with ketchup living like a schnook.
 
2017-07-14 05:21:40 AM  
If you collude with a colluder is it enough collusion to hang you too for collusion?
 
2017-07-14 05:59:08 AM  
This guy's con is more epic that Danny Ocean's.
 
2017-07-14 06:51:09 AM  

festus: markie_farkie: Translation: Trump is farking broke,

Even clearer translation: Trump has never HAD any money.

He had the pocket change his daddy gave him to get started in the world ... which he blew stupidly ... then he quickly learned how to make it seem like he had money.

Most of the time, that worked.

Until it didn't.

Hence, the unpaid contractors, crazy fake bullsh*t operations like Trump University and Trump Steaks ... and, the bankruptcies.

How exactly do you f*ck up and ruin a casino?


The size of the investment he made on that casino was only reasonable if one assumed that occupancy remained constant throughout the year... including Jersey winters.

There was a good article by a financial analyst that called bullshiat on the project early on, suggesting the figures for future profits made sense for sunny Las Vegas but not Atlantic City. Trump threatened to sue his company, they fired the guy and he ended up making some pretty good money from a clear case of wrongful termination.
 
2017-07-14 06:55:00 AM  
Isn't he supposed to be a billionaire?
 
2017-07-14 06:56:33 AM  
"Watch your back" is kind of a cowardly threat...
 
2017-07-14 06:57:09 AM  
Good, let the Orange Vampire suck them dry too. By all means GOP, spend all your money defending these traitors. Make it really easy to spend the next 20 years on Fark mocking the Borscht Brigade.
 
2017-07-14 06:58:13 AM  
Those legal fees must be something costly for the trump defenders' nothingburger lol
 
2017-07-14 07:00:51 AM  
Baron von Combover will bleed the party to death, if they let him, and then sob that the party abandoned him.

It's glorious to watch the GOP wriggle like a worm on a hook.
 
2017-07-14 07:00:52 AM  
Hell yes! They won, after all.
 
2017-07-14 07:04:42 AM  

festus: Dallymo: Pay for his defense of actions taken to hijack their party?  Man, the balls on that guy.

[img.fark.net image 359x509]

...never mind.

Not even enough in the testicular area to consittute a decent camel toe ...


Mosseknuckle. Men have moose- Wait. I see what you did there.
 
2017-07-14 07:05:16 AM  

PreMortem: This guy's con is more epic that Danny Ocean's.


Please.  This is AT MOST a Gold Brick badger game with a clip joint twist.

/Wake me when these bozos figure out how to get a Gilda Radner into the mix.
 
2017-07-14 07:05:35 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Mosseknuckle. Men have moose- Wait. I see what you did there.


"Mooseknuckle", you stupid git!
 
2017-07-14 07:06:57 AM  
Your party of bootstrappiness and personal responsibility, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2017-07-14 07:08:05 AM  
I profess being of the opinion that his hotels and golf courses of the past 15 years or so are nothing more than outlets for Russian money laundering. In Florida and elsewhere in Central and South America, it is relatively easy to launder money via a large construction project, then just not use the building when complete. A hotel or golf course seems an even better way to launder as there is a public element to usage of the facilty.
 
2017-07-14 07:09:13 AM  
Apropos of nothing, NBC News is chasing down a lead that there might have been a Russian intel asset in the meeting between Half-Scoop and Ms. Russian Lawyer.

Curiouser and curiouser this story grows...
 
2017-07-14 07:09:21 AM  
Donny is going to find out that when a biker gang foes to a store, everyone gets what they want, and the treasurer pay for it at the end.
But if one of the bikers loses his shiats and breaks things, the treasurer don't pay. Donny two scoops pays.
 
2017-07-14 07:09:34 AM  
I hope those lawyers demanded large retainers as that is the last penny of Trump's money that they will ever see.
 
2017-07-14 07:09:46 AM  
Fund their defense... until they are found guilty, then make sure they each get a bill handed to them publicly as they are hauled off to prison.
 
2017-07-14 07:11:35 AM  
Typical government lawyer in a high-profile case might charge, what... $1500 an hour at least?

Ambulance chaser lawyer hired by Trump, "The BESTEST lawyers..." I'm guessing they'd be thrilled at $80 an hour plus expenses, plus free rides on Air Force One.

Hell, go ahead, pay the man for his excellent legal counsel.
 
2017-07-14 07:14:31 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Mosseknuckle


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2017-07-14 07:15:09 AM  
I sure hope the GOP bails his family out. And I hope their lawyers have to trace their footsteps around the world, and the footsteps of those they had any contact with, and have to have in-depth forensic analysis of every computer that they interacted with and every communication sent by or to them, and every financial transaction any of them have made.

Since Putin took office the first time.
 
2017-07-14 07:17:08 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Isn't he supposed to be a billionaire?


People don't become billionaires by spending their own money.  They get there by spending everyone elses.
 
2017-07-14 07:18:17 AM  
If he can get the GOP to spring for his lawyer, maybe he can get Mexico to pay for the wall.
If...
 
2017-07-14 07:19:07 AM  
Dear Fellow Republicons,
If you are going to commit suicide over the treasonous behavior I talked you into, could you at least leave me a few bucks?
Sincerely,
Two-Scoops
 
2017-07-14 07:20:42 AM  

August11: If you collude with a colluder is it enough collusion to hang you too for collusion?


How much collusion could a colluder collude if a colluder could collude ... collusion?

/the aristocrats!
 
2017-07-14 07:22:05 AM  
Here's my 2 cents...

If the money to cover his law talking guys is taken out of budgets that benefit the american people... no farking way.

If it comes out of budgets used to benefit congressmen and the like... I think that's a great idea.
 
2017-07-14 07:23:08 AM  
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2017-07-14 07:24:53 AM  
whether he loves her or hates her, she's still a trump, and grift is grift, so don't be surprised to see tiffany immediately made a partner of a number of law firms trump's intending to funnel the cash to
 
2017-07-14 07:25:18 AM  
 BREAKING NEWS: there was a  'former' KGB agent in the meeting. Not kidding.
 
2017-07-14 07:26:31 AM  

BolloxReader: I sure hope the GOP bails his family out.


I would also like to see them forced to send a letter to every single donor for the 2016 election onwards, stating that 10%, 20%, or whatever of their donation has been used to fund the "Billionaire", Lil' Donnie Two Scoops legal fees.
 
2017-07-14 07:29:13 AM  
Conman got to con, griffer got to grift. The GOP was so morally bankrupt that it allowed the George wallace campaign to win, so let them pay for the consequence.
 
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