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(Action News Jacksonville)   Armed man in his sixties trips, is arrested during chase. Wait, he's 25 but looks 60 (with mugshot)   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2017-07-10 03:18:12 PM  
Today must be opposite day: A greenlit thread where an armed black guy pulls a gun on the cops and doesn't get shot.
 
2017-07-10 03:38:08 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Today must be opposite day: A greenlit thread where an armed black guy pulls a gun on the cops and doesn't get shot.


Maybe they were laughing too hard.  I know I always have a better outcome with the police when I can make them laugh.
 
2017-07-10 04:11:29 PM  
Two guns in his pants, I'll take a wild guess what he tripped over.
 
2017-07-10 04:23:17 PM  
Am I missing something, or is his age never mentioned in the linked article?

I even clicked over to the Facebook post, but was blindsided by this gem of the Alt-Right world view:

img.fark.net

Excuse me while I wash my hands in a mild bleach solution.
 
2017-07-10 05:00:06 PM  

lostcat: Am I missing something, or is his age never mentioned in the linked article?


I never saw it either.
 
2017-07-10 05:21:41 PM  
Greg Oden?
 
2017-07-10 05:23:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-10 05:28:28 PM  
Butthole surfers 22 going on 23 lyrics
Youtube t92UkJkfb6g
 
2017-07-10 05:31:22 PM  
BALD MAKE U LOOK OLD
 
2017-07-10 05:34:09 PM  

fusillade762: lostcat: Am I missing something, or is his age never mentioned in the linked article?

I never saw it either.


Confirmed elsewhere.

/not Subby
 
2017-07-10 05:36:07 PM  

biggamehickman: [img.fark.net image 300x225]


Jackson Browne - Cocaine
Youtube MeaZ5OIWko8
 
2017-07-10 05:36:11 PM  
It's the hairline. He really ought to shave his head, black men can pull that off much better than most of us white guys. But yeah, when my hairline began its rapid retreat in my early twenties, I felt as though I had progeria.
 
2017-07-10 05:36:42 PM  
What's with all the black people doing messed up stories lately. 

One of the links in the article is a 3 year old some black women beat to death for drinking milk from the carton.
 
2017-07-10 05:37:11 PM  
That's nowhere close to what 60 looks like - sheesh!
 
2017-07-10 05:42:19 PM  

nucal: That's nowhere close to what 60 looks like - sheesh!


www.strangepersons.com
 
2017-07-10 05:42:41 PM  
City miles.
 
2017-07-10 05:42:51 PM  
Re: Article Headline

Definitely don't want to be pointing a gun at the popo when you're tripping.  Likely to make you freak out.

/First thing I thought of when I read the headline
//What can I say? I'm having an interesting summer...
 
2017-07-10 05:43:55 PM  
mediaweb.actionnewsjax.com

Subby, that's not what a 60 year old man looks like. Are you sure you didn't get "60 years old" confused with "black"?
 
2017-07-10 05:46:35 PM  
He tripping .. oddly missing
 
2017-07-10 05:47:07 PM  

Repo Man: It's the hairline. He really ought to shave his head, black men can pull that off much better than most of us white guys. But yeah, when my hairline began its rapid retreat in my early twenties, I felt as though I had progeria.


My hair zoomed back shortly after I turned 18. I'm glad I took an early graduation from high school, I was looking older than some of the teachers.

Made it easy to buy booze. No way an 18 year old can be that bald.
 
2017-07-10 05:52:22 PM  
Going for the George Jefferson I see. Kids these days and their wacky hair styles.
 
2017-07-10 05:53:35 PM  

Mikey1969: [mediaweb.actionnewsjax.com image 640x360]

Subby, that's not what a 60 year old man looks like. Are you sure you didn't get "60 years old" confused with "black"?


Doesn't look 60. Doesn't look 25, either.
 
2017-07-10 05:54:50 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: He tripping .. oddly missing


Hmm.

... and then tripped during a foot pursuit, authorities said.

He dropped acid while he was trying to have an escape.

What would you have done?
 
2017-07-10 05:56:03 PM  

Mikey1969: [mediaweb.actionnewsjax.com image 640x360]

Subby, that's not what a 60 year old man looks like. Are you sure you didn't get "60 years old" confused with "black"?


Triggered, are you?

Get over it.
 
2017-07-10 06:01:24 PM  

wildcardjack: Repo Man: It's the hairline. He really ought to shave his head, black men can pull that off much better than most of us white guys. But yeah, when my hairline began its rapid retreat in my early twenties, I felt as though I had progeria.

My hair zoomed back shortly after I turned 18. I'm glad I took an early graduation from high school, I was looking older than some of the teachers.

Made it easy to buy booze. No way an 18 year old can be that bald.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-10 06:02:59 PM  

uncleacid: Two guns in his pants, I'll take a wild guess what he tripped over.


i.ytimg.com
 
2017-07-10 06:07:42 PM  

wildcardjack: My hair zoomed back shortly after I turned 18. I'm glad I took an early graduation from high school, I was looking older than some of the teachers.

Made it easy to buy booze. No way an 18 year old can be that bald.



This photo was in a news report about an attempted bank robbery, and the news initially described the suspect as being in his late twenties to early thirties. They later reported that he was actually a seventeen year old who had run away from home. Life is not fair, but it is especially unfair to some people.

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-10 06:09:45 PM  

Salmon: nucal: That's nowhere close to what 60 looks like - sheesh!

[www.strangepersons.com image 690x893]


No, that's what 60 looks like when you have mega bucks.


/and good genes
//very good genes
///three slashy good genes
 
2017-07-10 06:17:07 PM  

BigMax: Doesn't look 60. Doesn't look 25, either.


35-45 if you ask me

// I'm 40 and have hair and also no criminal record :P
 
2017-07-10 06:27:01 PM  

lostcat: Am I missing something, or is his age never mentioned in the linked article?

I even clicked over to the Facebook post, but was blindsided by this gem of the Alt-Right world view:

[img.fark.net image 480x83]

Excuse me while I wash my hands in a mild bleach solution.


Second paragraph:

Travis Muller, 25, is facing several charges after he ran from officers during a traffic stop on July 9, according to Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.
 
2017-07-10 06:31:16 PM  
Edging your haircut a bit is all fine and good, but don't do it to hide a receding hairline. As in this case, it'll backfire on you.
 
2017-07-10 06:32:05 PM  
Why do these characters always run? Does it ever work? Even if they don't get shot and 'get away', they are usually found under someone's yard shed in an hour...

At what point do you just admit they got you, especially when your felon ass has possessions of drugs and firearms?
 
2017-07-10 06:35:44 PM  
Metric or Imperial years?
 
2017-07-10 06:58:02 PM  

swankywanky: Greg Oden?


Black don't crack ...

except for Greg Oden's forehead.
 
2017-07-10 06:58:47 PM  

Hypnagogic Jerk: wildcardjack: Repo Man: It's the hairline. He really ought to shave his head, black men can pull that off much better than most of us white guys. But yeah, when my hairline began its rapid retreat in my early twenties, I felt as though I had progeria.

My hair zoomed back shortly after I turned 18. I'm glad I took an early graduation from high school, I was looking older than some of the teachers.

Made it easy to buy booze. No way an 18 year old can be that bald.

[img.fark.net image 306x349]


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-10 07:00:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-10 07:11:59 PM  

Salmon: nucal: That's nowhere close to what 60 looks like - sheesh!

[www.strangepersons.com image 690x893]


Thats a very yummy 60
 
2017-07-10 07:12:31 PM  
Too much LDS in his sixties.
 
2017-07-10 07:15:07 PM  

lordargent: BigMax: Doesn't look 60. Doesn't look 25, either.

35-45 if you ask me

// I'm 40 and have hair and also no criminal record :P


Do you also have all your teeth and a good credit score?  Because you'll be a hit on Match!  And who cares about the teeth anyway - who doesn't have teeth (real or fake).  What a stupid metric.  And most women don't care if you have a four inch dick if you have a lot of charisma.  Your welcome.  Go get 'em! (Actually, under 7 inches and thick is the best dick size, not that anybody asked me....)
 
2017-07-10 07:15:57 PM  

JNowe: lostcat: Am I missing something, or is his age never mentioned in the linked article?

I even clicked over to the Facebook post, but was blindsided by this gem of the Alt-Right world view:

[img.fark.net image 480x83]

Excuse me while I wash my hands in a mild bleach solution.

Second paragraph:

Travis Muller, 25, is facing several charges after he ran from officers during a traffic stop on July 9, according to Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.


Must've been added in later.  I read it many times, specifically scanning for the number 25.
 
2017-07-10 07:18:19 PM  
Subby thinks all black people look the same - old. Subby is a RACIST of the highest order. RAYYYYYYCIST
 
2017-07-10 07:25:41 PM  
As a former bartender, highly trained in the art of age determination, I would put him at 32.  I also thought Otto Warmbier looked about that age in his trial, was surprised to learn he was only 20.  I guess if I was still a bartender I might be serving 12 year olds.  Good thing I retired from that.  It's time to live my dream selling hotdogs and $10 blowjobs in the Walmart parking lot.  You set up a camper, Lil' Smokie, and a sign "Hotdog and BJ $10) - it is a fantastic business model.  And in some places, you'll get the people from Dollar Palace too.
 
2017-07-10 07:57:15 PM  

Beltway Bandito: As a former bartender, highly trained in the art of age determination, I would put him at 32.  I also thought Otto Warmbier looked about that age in his trial, was surprised to learn he was only 20.  I guess if I was still a bartender I might be serving 12 year olds.  Good thing I retired from that.  It's time to live my dream selling hotdogs and $10 blowjobs in the Walmart parking lot.  You set up a camper, Lil' Smokie, and a sign "Hotdog and BJ $10) - it is a fantastic business model.  And in some places, you'll get the people from Dollar Palace too.


You.  I like you.
 
2017-07-10 08:08:21 PM  
Florida ages people rapidly.  I remember, in my 30s, seeing Facebook pictures of people I knew from there and they all looked like they were ready for the hospice.  Most were younger than me.
 
2017-07-10 08:10:50 PM  

Salmon: nucal: That's nowhere close to what 60 looks like - sheesh!

[www.strangepersons.com image 690x893]


She has weird claw-like hands.
 
2017-07-10 08:16:32 PM  

Hypnagogic Jerk: Beltway Bandito: As a former bartender, highly trained in the art of age determination, I would put him at 32.  I also thought Otto Warmbier looked about that age in his trial, was surprised to learn he was only 20.  I guess if I was still a bartender I might be serving 12 year olds.  Good thing I retired from that.  It's time to live my dream selling hotdogs and $10 blowjobs in the Walmart parking lot.  You set up a camper, Lil' Smokie, and a sign "Hotdog and BJ $10) - it is a fantastic business model.  And in some places, you'll get the people from Dollar Palace too.

You.  I like you.


$3 for you friend!
 
2017-07-10 08:29:19 PM  

Beltway Bandito: Hypnagogic Jerk: Beltway Bandito: As a former bartender, highly trained in the art of age determination, I would put him at 32.  I also thought Otto Warmbier looked about that age in his trial, was surprised to learn he was only 20.  I guess if I was still a bartender I might be serving 12 year olds.  Good thing I retired from that.  It's time to live my dream selling hotdogs and $10 blowjobs in the Walmart parking lot.  You set up a camper, Lil' Smokie, and a sign "Hotdog and BJ $10) - it is a fantastic business model.  And in some places, you'll get the people from Dollar Palace too.

You.  I like you.

$3 for you friend!


I've joked about this for years on this website - but I honestly think someone will run with it.  I can't, I can't do illegal stuff like prostitution (though it should be legal), but somebody is going to take this idea and run with it.  It is so awesome.  You get a blowjob, and a hotdog to eat afterwards, for $10.  The only thing that could make it better would be a beer - but nobody setting up a camper in a Walmart parking lot is going to get a liquor license.

I'm so happy that at 45, I dream big.  Set the bar high. Oh who gives a fark, we're all gonna die!
 
2017-07-10 08:33:37 PM  

Beltway Bandito: Beltway Bandito: Hypnagogic Jerk: Beltway Bandito: As a former bartender, highly trained in the art of age determination, I would put him at 32.  I also thought Otto Warmbier looked about that age in his trial, was surprised to learn he was only 20.  I guess if I was still a bartender I might be serving 12 year olds.  Good thing I retired from that.  It's time to live my dream selling hotdogs and $10 blowjobs in the Walmart parking lot.  You set up a camper, Lil' Smokie, and a sign "Hotdog and BJ $10) - it is a fantastic business model.  And in some places, you'll get the people from Dollar Palace too.

You.  I like you.

$3 for you friend!

I've joked about this for years on this website - but I honestly think someone will run with it.  I can't, I can't do illegal stuff like prostitution (though it should be legal), but somebody is going to take this idea and run with it.  It is so awesome.  You get a blowjob, and a hotdog to eat afterwards, for $10.  The only thing that could make it better would be a beer - but nobody setting up a camper in a Walmart parking lot is going to get a liquor license.

I'm so happy that at 45, I dream big.  Set the bar high. Oh who gives a fark, we're all gonna die!


Wait, this should have been a haiku.....

I'm so happy
That at 45
I dream big
Set the bar high
Oh
Who gives a fark
We're all gonna die!

Ok, off to Safeway now.  Big seafood sale
 
2017-07-10 08:38:49 PM  
So black do crack ?
 
2017-07-10 08:53:38 PM  

Beltway Bandito: It's time to live my dream selling hotdogs and $10 blowjobs in the Walmart parking lot. You set up a camper, Lil' Smokie, and a sign "Hotdog and BJ $10) - it is a fantastic business model. And in some places, you'll get the people from Dollar Palace too.


But the Walmart people are much better dressed.
 
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