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(Journal Times)   Dumbass: Woman runs up tons of debt, then decides to kill off husband for insurance money. Oops: Husband forgot to change paperwork, his ex-wife gets money   ( journaltimes.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Criminal law, insurance money, juvenile detention center, Murder, Youth detention center, KILL, then-17-year-old daughter, firefighter husband  
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2017-07-08 04:42:05 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2017-07-08 04:52:01 PM  
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2017-07-08 04:55:00 PM  
Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.
 
2017-07-08 04:57:37 PM  

foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.


Depends on the plan.
 
2017-07-08 05:09:02 PM  
That's karma.
 
2017-07-08 05:26:18 PM  

foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.


Yeah usually double, mine does $250,000 for natural death $500,000 for murder or accident. There are of course clauses that keep them from paying out in schemes like this.

In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.
 
2017-07-08 05:40:49 PM  

doglover: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Depends on the plan.


The plan is gunshot, but I'm flexible.
 
2017-07-08 05:52:57 PM  

LordOfThePings: doglover: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Depends on the plan.

The plan is gunshot, but I'm flexible.


I can only funny this once.
 
2017-07-08 05:58:19 PM  
LordOfThePings:The plan is gunshot, but I'm flexible.

Could be a problem. Bullets don't pierce flexible things.

Luffy takes the bullets head on!
Youtube ca0ybZHI8tk
 
2017-07-08 06:03:19 PM  

doglover: LordOfThePings: The plan is gunshot, but I'm flexible.

Could be a problem. Bullets don't pierce flexible things.


Even better, I don't have to worry about ricochet.
 
2017-07-08 07:01:45 PM  
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2017-07-08 07:08:13 PM  
I have a cunning plan.
 
2017-07-08 07:16:53 PM  
I smell a Lifetime Movie.
 
2017-07-08 07:57:55 PM  

doglover: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Depends on the plan.


What if it's a really good murder plan?
 
2017-07-08 08:41:21 PM  

Astorix: I have a cunning plan.


I have a punning clan.

Wait, whut?
 
2017-07-08 08:44:06 PM  
The trick is to get a plan that all you need is to be declared legally dead, fake your own death, and then have your partner cash in the life insurance and you flee to a non-extradition country.

/or you know, they cash in and you're stuck in Argentina as a dead man.
 
2017-07-08 08:45:50 PM  
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2017-07-08 08:47:12 PM  
If I didn't know any better I would have thought this was the next Wes Anderson movie.
 
2017-07-08 08:48:19 PM  

Tom_Slick: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Yeah usually double, mine does $250,000 for natural death $500,000 for murder or accident. There are of course clauses that keep them from paying out in schemes like this.

In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.


Double indemnity. Great book.
 
2017-07-08 08:56:42 PM  

foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.


Not if paying to the murderer, no
 
2017-07-08 08:58:34 PM  
Ex-wife might want to use some of that payout to change her home/identity
 
2017-07-08 08:59:43 PM  
On the other hand. She no longer has to worry about that dept.
 
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2017-07-08 09:03:10 PM  

Tom_Slick: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Yeah usually double, mine does $250,000 for natural death $500,000 for murder or accident. There are of course clauses that keep them from paying out in schemes like this.

In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.


Pretty much every state has laws against murderers inheriting anything from a person they murder.   There are also laws preventing cashing in on murder through books, television or movies.  What do you think happened to the riveting novel "If I did it" by O.J. Simpson?
 
2017-07-08 09:03:38 PM  

AltheaToldMe: Astorix: I have a cunning plan.

I have a punning clan.

Wait, whut?


Weight, watt?
 
2017-07-08 09:04:00 PM  

ChimpNipples: If I didn't know any better I would have thought this was the next Wes Anderson movie.


Well, except that black people are involved.

/I kid, I kid
//Though there is some truth in it
///Love me some Wes Anderson still
 
2017-07-08 09:06:57 PM  
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2017-07-08 09:07:46 PM  

biggamehickman: Weight, watt?


That's some heavy power dissipation, man.  Heavy.
 
2017-07-08 09:09:50 PM  
She's probably one of those people who never read Apple's Terms and Conditions either.
 
2017-07-08 09:21:49 PM  

Tchernobog: Tom_Slick: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Yeah usually double, mine does $250,000 for natural death $500,000 for murder or accident. There are of course clauses that keep them from paying out in schemes like this.

In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.

Double indemnity. Great book.


Great movie.
 
2017-07-08 09:23:54 PM  
For $100,000? If that seemed like a lot of money to her, she would have been better off kepping her husband alive, healthy, and working. A firefighter's salary might have helped pay off her debts.
 
2017-07-08 09:24:42 PM  
This cunning plan was doomed from the start.
She conspired with 2 other people who in turn involved a 3rd.  After they failed, a 4th became part of it.
Loose lips sink ships.  Besides, where's the mention about how she was caught?
 
2017-07-08 09:26:50 PM  

groupthink: She's probably one of those people who never read Apple's Terms and Conditions either.


Everything we do violates all of the terms and conditions we all agree to. Being alive, breathing, blinking, thinking..
.we're all going to jail.
 
2017-07-08 09:43:26 PM  

KIA: Tom_Slick: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Yeah usually double, mine does $250,000 for natural death $500,000 for murder or accident. There are of course clauses that keep them from paying out in schemes like this.

In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.

Pretty much every state has laws against murderers inheriting anything from a person they murder.   There are also laws preventing cashing in on murder through books, television or movies.  What do you think happened to the riveting novel "If I did it" by O.J. Simpson?


Simpson wasn't criminally convicted of murder. So that law didn't apply. It was the civil judgment, I believe, that handed the rights to his book to the Goldman family.
 
2017-07-08 09:46:11 PM  
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2017-07-08 09:49:35 PM  
The daughter, Padgett, Hein and Dorty testified against Curry-Walker at trial as part of plea deal for their roles in the murder conspiracy. Hein agreed to a sentence of 18 years to life; Padgett 28 years to life; and Dorty 23 years to life. Prosecutors agreed not to seek adult charges against Curry-Walker's daughter. She will instead spend a month in a juvenile detention center.

So the daughter, who is 17, engages in a conspiracy with her boyfriend to kill the stepdad. The boyfriend gets 28 years to life and the 17 year old daughter gets a month in juvenile detention.

Damn.
 
2017-07-08 09:56:11 PM  
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2017-07-08 09:59:13 PM  

Tom_Slick: In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.


Came here to ask that. Did the ex-wife wear Prada and Gucci to the new wife's trial?
 
2017-07-08 09:59:45 PM  

Monkey: groupthink: She's probably one of those people who never read Apple's Terms and Conditions either.

Everything we do violates all of the terms and conditions we all agree to. Being alive, breathing, blinking, thinking..
.we're all going to jail.


Apple's T's & C's for itunes states you agree not to use the software to make nuclear weapons.  Are you admitting to making nuclear weapons??
 
2017-07-08 10:05:27 PM  

bababa: For $100,000? If that seemed like a lot of money to her, she would have been better off kepping her husband alive, healthy, and working.


I'm saying. A couple ten thousand dollars in debt? Bankruptcy that shiat away instead of doing a murder for hire scheme. And for this guy to marry her, it should have been his requirement that she declare bankruptcy BEFORE the marriage so she doesn't bring debt into the union.
 
2017-07-08 10:07:41 PM  

C18H27NO3: Besides, where's the mention about how she was caught?


http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/07/wife_of_slain_clevel​a​nd_firefi_1.html

Cellphone records show that she, her daughter and Hein placed several phone calls and text messages in the minutes leading up to the killing.

First investigators arrested Dorty. Then as police closed in on the conspiracy, her own daughter flipped and agreed to testify against everyone, including her mother and Padgett, with whom she had an infant at the time.


It probably didn't take police terrible long to start finding out what happened with text messages.
 
2017-07-08 10:11:04 PM  
"Uloma Curry-Walker, 45, could receive life in prison without parole for the November 2013 slaying of William Walker, whom she had married just four months earlier."

Curry-Walker? Hmmm...

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2017-07-08 10:31:02 PM  

Tom_Slick: foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.

Yeah usually double, mine does $250,000 for natural death $500,000 for murder or accident.


fight club - I prayed for a crash
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Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
 
2017-07-08 10:31:36 PM  

lexnaturalis: The daughter, Padgett, Hein and Dorty testified against Curry-Walker at trial as part of plea deal for their roles in the murder conspiracy. Hein agreed to a sentence of 18 years to life; Padgett 28 years to life; and Dorty 23 years to life. Prosecutors agreed not to seek adult charges against Curry-Walker's daughter. She will instead spend a month in a juvenile detention center.

So the daughter, who is 17, engages in a conspiracy with her boyfriend to kill the stepdad. The boyfriend gets 28 years to life and the 17 year old daughter gets a month in juvenile detention.

Damn.


Yeah, was going to post similar. Double-double standard (female and young)? Possible we are not given all information. Maybe a history of some kind of abuse from parent(s) was a mitigating factor.
Or... she was the one who reported everything to police and was smart with the lawyers.
 
2017-07-08 10:38:06 PM  

bababa: For $100,000? If that seemed like a lot of money to her, she would have been better off kepping her husband alive, healthy, and working. A firefighter's salary might have helped pay off her debts.


That seems extremely paltry. My old job gave me a $200,000 plan before I went freelance, and I didn't make anywhere near what a firefighter does.
 
2017-07-08 10:39:07 PM  

LiberalConservative: lexnaturalis: The daughter, Padgett, Hein and Dorty testified against Curry-Walker at trial as part of plea deal for their roles in the murder conspiracy. Hein agreed to a sentence of 18 years to life; Padgett 28 years to life; and Dorty 23 years to life. Prosecutors agreed not to seek adult charges against Curry-Walker's daughter. She will instead spend a month in a juvenile detention center.

So the daughter, who is 17, engages in a conspiracy with her boyfriend to kill the stepdad. The boyfriend gets 28 years to life and the 17 year old daughter gets a month in juvenile detention.

Damn.

Yeah, was going to post similar. Double-double standard (female and young)? Possible we are not given all information. Maybe a history of some kind of abuse from parent(s) was a mitigating factor.
Or... she was the one who reported everything to police and was smart with the lawyers.


She was in fact that one who took a deal to rat out everyone else.
 
2017-07-08 10:42:49 PM  
Tom_Slick:

In this case the Ex-Wife wasn't involved so she got the pay out.

Some people get all da luck!
 
2017-07-08 10:49:03 PM  

foo monkey: Insurance pays out if you get murdered?  Asking for a friend.


Typically ys, suicide no.
 
2017-07-08 10:49:36 PM  
look, for the last time , insurance companies are in business to make money. not to pay money. you  better  believe they will investigate this thoroughly
 
2017-07-08 10:51:19 PM  
Karma it is a biatch (and apparently so was this woman)
 
2017-07-08 11:00:16 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: The trick is to get a plan that all you need is to be declared legally dead, fake your own death, and then have your partner cash in the life insurance and you flee to a non-extradition country.

/or you know, they cash in and you're stuck in Argentina as a dead man.


lexnaturalis: The daughter, Padgett, Hein and Dorty testified against Curry-Walker at trial as part of plea deal for their roles in the murder conspiracy. Hein agreed to a sentence of 18 years to life; Padgett 28 years to life; and Dorty 23 years to life. Prosecutors agreed not to seek adult charges against Curry-Walker's daughter. She will instead spend a month in a juvenile detention center.

So the daughter, who is 17, engages in a conspiracy with her boyfriend to kill the stepdad. The boyfriend gets 28 years to life and the 17 year old daughter gets a month in juvenile detention.

Damn.


Everyone knows men are criminals and women are victims.
 
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