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(The Raw Story)   Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Drinking culture, sexual assault, Baylor, Rep. Jim Dunnam, Discrimination, private Baptist university, legal drinking age, Baylor regent  
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2017-07-03 04:05:42 PM  
Aw, if they got raped by football players, you never would have noticed.
 
2017-07-03 04:14:13 PM  
I bet t-shirts with this imprint would be an easy sell after the ones Subby mentioned hit campus.
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2017-07-03 04:20:45 PM  
"Vile Little Tarts" would probably be a poor choice of name for a bakery. Cool name for an all-female punk band though.
 
2017-07-03 04:50:36 PM  
Well, now we know what "Buddy" pays call girls top dollar to let him call them.
 
2017-07-03 04:54:51 PM  
To paraphrase Dorothy Parker:

If all the girls at Baylor were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2017-07-03 05:30:17 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Aw, if they got raped by football players, you never would have noticed.


They'd conclude it was the girls' fault anyway.  This guy is further evidence of that attitude.
 
2017-07-03 06:20:15 PM  
Tell me again how conservative Muslims and Christians are so different?
 
2017-07-03 06:42:12 PM  

edmo: Tell me again how conservative Muslims and Christians are so different?


Well, there's some Difference
 
2017-07-03 07:09:56 PM  
Probably just trying to boost make enrollment.
 
2017-07-03 07:10:11 PM  
er, male enrollment
 
2017-07-03 07:14:07 PM  
At this point, you have to wonder what woman makes the conscious decision to attend Baylor?
 
2017-07-03 07:32:20 PM  

RodneyToady: "Vile Little Tarts" would probably be a poor choice of name for a bakery. Cool name for an all-female punk band though.


A nice counterpart to Veruca Salt.
 
2017-07-03 07:34:39 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: RodneyToady: "Vile Little Tarts" would probably be a poor choice of name for a bakery. Cool name for an all-female punk band though.

A nice counterpart to Veruca Salt.


Eeew

Salt wouldn't even help
 
2017-07-03 07:44:39 PM  
one day after the e-mails were disclosed, Jones said he regretted sending them, noting that he is "the father of four girls."

as the father of a girl

F*ck you
 
2017-07-03 07:45:57 PM  
2016: Rise of the Alt-Right
2017: The Year of Conflict
 
2017-07-03 07:47:10 PM  

edmo: Tell me again how conservative Muslims and Christians are so different?


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Primarily this
 
2017-07-03 07:47:14 PM  
Wow not Ken Starr.
 
2017-07-03 07:48:00 PM  
On Sunday, one day after the e-mails were disclosed, Jones said he regretted sending them, noting that he is "the father of four girls."

His daughters likely hate him only slightly more than the students he pretends to serve. I'd love to see what he has to say about the upstanding young men who participate in the time-honored tradition of drinking alcohol while at college. I bet he has some real words of wisdom about those salt-of-the-earth leaders of tomorrow.
 
2017-07-03 07:48:15 PM  
I love how he says "I'm the father of four girls" like that's supposed to make it okay.
 
2017-07-03 07:48:58 PM  
OK somebody photoshop the Poptart flavor representing these remarks.
 
2017-07-03 07:49:05 PM  
I wonder how hard he had to yell from way back in the closet so folks could hear him say that.
 
2017-07-03 07:54:32 PM  

foo monkey: At this point, you have to wonder what woman makes the conscious decision to attend Baylor?


Only one I know that went to Baylor transferred after undergrad because the law school is pretty well regarded in Texas.
 
2017-07-03 07:57:03 PM  

wildcardjack: edmo: Tell me again how conservative Muslims and Christians are so different?

Well, there's some Difference


The real reason they're against Sharia Law is simply because they don't want the competition.

Esepecially considering that a lot of Christians try to apply the same tenants of Sharia Law but with a "christian" veneer.
 
2017-07-03 07:58:06 PM  
Sorry, Mr. Jones, but the term, insidious and inbred, is reserved for royal families. I do wonder, however, where this guy stops off on the way home from work?
 
2017-07-03 08:00:38 PM  
Did somebody say perverted little tarts?

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2017-07-03 08:05:15 PM  

Diogenes: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Aw, if they got raped by football players, you never would have noticed.

They'd conclude it was the girls' fault anyway.  This guy is further evidence of that attitude.


They would also give medals to the football players.
 
2017-07-03 08:07:31 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I love how he says "I'm the father of four girls" like that's supposed to make it okay.


Hey, back off, some of his best friends are girls!
 
2017-07-03 08:08:43 PM  
Regent in question
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2017-07-03 08:09:18 PM  

scanman61: Gyrfalcon: I love how he says "I'm the father of four girls" like that's supposed to make it okay.

Hey, back off, some of his best friends are girls!


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2017-07-03 08:10:30 PM  
You're the father of four girls. On the other hand you're a complete asshole. And we have about 10,000 times more of them than we need.

Get into the clown cannon.
 
2017-07-03 08:24:54 PM  
I'm sure he felt equally as strong towards young men who drank, right?

Right?

*crickets*
 
2017-07-03 08:29:39 PM  
We alums of the University of Colorado are very familiar with good ol' boy Buddy Jones. When the then Pac 10 conference was considering expansion back in 2010, CU seemed to be a lock (and did join in 2011 along with Utah). But during the deliberations Buddy wrote the Pac 10 commissioner and conference presidents claiming that Baylor deserved to join over CU, since it was a "superior academic institution" among other things. We all had a good chuckle at that.

But it's rather unusual for a sitting regent of a university to actively denigrate another institution. Which just goes to show that yes, Buddy Jones is a flaming asshole.
 
2017-07-03 08:31:26 PM  

L Buff: We alums of the University of Colorado are very familiar with good ol' boy Buddy Jones. When the then Pac 10 conference was considering expansion back in 2010, CU seemed to be a lock (and did join in 2011 along with Utah). But during the deliberations Buddy wrote the Pac 10 commissioner and conference presidents claiming that Baylor deserved to join over CU, since it was a "superior academic institution" among other things. We all had a good chuckle at that.

But it's rather unusual for a sitting regent of a university to actively denigrate another institution. Which just goes to show that yes, Buddy Jones is a flaming asshole.


Southern Baptists are generally self-regarding assholes.
 
2017-07-03 08:44:58 PM  
Baylor taints the victim.  Good to know. Ladies, do not attend this university.  Men, enroll up. Your options for date rape has increased, how can you go wrong?
 
2017-07-03 08:46:38 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: one day after the e-mails were disclosed, Jones said he regretted getting caught sending them, noting that he is "the father of four girls."

as the father of a girl

F*ck you


FTFY
 
2017-07-03 08:54:34 PM  
So, i met this boy I liked.  He invited me to a fraternity kegger.  I was so excited.  I guess I drank more than i should have, as I dont drink much, considering I am all of sixteen.  So as I rock myself to sleep praying that I am not pregnant (I am) i remember, those missing footprints was when Jesus carried me
 
2017-07-03 09:03:40 PM  

wildcardjack: edmo: Tell me again how conservative Muslims and Christians are so different?

Well, there's some Difference


What in the holy fark did I just read?
 
2017-07-03 09:03:59 PM  
But then I remember, I let my parents down, I let myself down.  My parents have shunned me, my peers torment me and worst of all, my beau told everyone I was a dead fish in the sack.  I guess I should be grateful.  It forced me to date older men who weren't embarrassed to pick me up tampons and enjoyed my company as opposed to the teenager that follows the object of her desire like that book by Nabokov. What's the difference between a teenage girl and a toilet?  Once you drop a load in one, it doesnt follow you around
 
2017-07-03 09:05:37 PM  

edmo: Tell me again how conservative Muslims and Christians are so different?


In Saudi Arabia, they play football with their feet.
 
2017-07-03 09:08:07 PM  

daphne: Baylor taints the victim.  Good to know. Ladies, do not attend this university.  Men, enroll up. Your options for date rape has increased, how can you go wrong?



I blame this on Baylor allowing dancing on campus 10 years ago.
 
2017-07-03 09:11:32 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm sure he felt equally as strong towards young men who drank, right?

Right?

*crickets*


Here to say that.  Seems that's A-okay.
 
2017-07-03 09:16:05 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: daphne: Baylor taints the victim.  Good to know. Ladies, do not attend this university.  Men, enroll up. Your options for date rape has increased, how can you go wrong?


I blame this on Baylor allowing dancing on campus 10 years ago.


I Know youre trying to be light hearted, the problem is much more complex tha that.  Any woman who says she hasn't been raped is lying. Rape is power and many, many women have had to strike that bargain, because sadly, as progressive that you may think Ds are, they are utlmately not.  What were you wearing?  What intoxiants were you under the influence of?  Perhaps you wanted it but was too proper to express as much, think about what the gentleman you were with that night.  What was he supposed to think.  The good men in the Armed Services are noble, brave and fearless, they do not need to take unwillingly from a woman that he could just as easily obtain for himself. Besides, look at my accuser and look at me.  Do i need to slum with such trash?
 
2017-07-03 09:19:44 PM  

RodneyToady: "Vile Little Tarts" would probably be a poor choice of name for a bakery. Cool name for an all-female punk band though.


It would be funny if a bakery with that name refused to sell tarts to gay people.
 
2017-07-03 09:20:48 PM  
daphne:   Any woman who says she hasn't been raped is lying.

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2017-07-03 09:23:24 PM  
this man must have a genocide's worth of skeletons in his closet
 
2017-07-03 09:23:44 PM  

daphne: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: daphne: Baylor taints the victim.  Good to know. Ladies, do not attend this university.  Men, enroll up. Your options for date rape has increased, how can you go wrong?


I blame this on Baylor allowing dancing on campus 10 years ago.

I Know youre trying to be light hearted, the problem is much more complex tha that.  Any woman who says she hasn't been raped is lying. Rape is power and many, many women have had to strike that bargain, because sadly, as progressive that you may think Ds are, they are utlmately not.  What were you wearing?  What intoxiants were you under the influence of?  Perhaps you wanted it but was too proper to express as much, think about what the gentleman you were with that night.  What was he supposed to think.  The good men in the Armed Services are noble, brave and fearless, they do not need to take unwillingly from a woman that he could just as easily obtain for himself. Besides, look at my accuser and look at me.  Do i need to slum with such trash?


This, like the Penn State child rape is all about covering up crimes to protect the football program.

Meetings at Baylor may all start with a prayer, but it's the football are really praying to.
 
2017-07-03 09:25:37 PM  
Also, give Baylor the death penalty, and I don't just mean the sports teams. The whole institution. The culture is rotten top to bottom.

And fark Waco as well, that place is a constant shiatshow and national embarrassment.
 
2017-07-03 09:29:12 PM  
And again, tell me why the f**k I should be afraid of the Muslim bogeyman?  These are the people who terrify me as a woman.
 
2017-07-03 09:30:02 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: And again, tell me why the f**k I should be afraid of the Muslim bogeyman?  These are the people who terrify me as a woman.


Mooslams are often brown.
 
2017-07-03 09:30:42 PM  

doglover: er, male enrollment


By ridding the campus of women who party?
 
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