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(Politico)   What does Jared Kushner's office do, exactly?   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-07-02 08:10:45 AM  
They're in charge of grift and smarm.
 
2017-07-02 08:13:59 AM  
static.guim.co.uk
 
2017-07-02 08:20:33 AM  
Vapid "negotiations", fluffing, and fixing the cable.
 
2017-07-02 08:24:25 AM  
The White House hall monitor.
 
2017-07-02 08:29:45 AM  

holdmybones: They're in charge of grift and smarm.


I was going to say "destroying all kinds of government oversight and ensuring that 90 cents of every dollar spent flows into the coffers of Trumpy and his corporate cronies", but yours works, too.
 
2017-07-02 08:32:28 AM  
He's a Grift Extraction Specialist.

Duh.
 
2017-07-02 08:45:39 AM  
In short -- everything.  In really short -- nothing.  Jared has the perfect set up.  He can either produce results or produce nothing.  It will matter not.  Daddy will heap praise on him for doing anything and he will blame the fake media and obstructionist Dems if he doesn't do anything.

Think back to the Saudi visit.  Jared was specifically mentioned as making possible the arms deal signed with the Saudi government.  Except for two things:  Thing One -- the deal had been worked on during the entirety of the Obama administration with Jared playing a Jared-Come-Lately role in negotiating a minor aspect to it.  Thing Two -- the documents that were signed were not deals or contracts, they were letters of intent -- essentially a big nothingburger.
 
2017-07-02 08:53:26 AM  
iamtera.com
 
2017-07-02 09:06:18 AM  
I thought he was in charge of solving the Israeli Palestinian issue?
 
2017-07-02 09:08:03 AM  
Department of Thinking Big Thoughts.

/You know, CEO-type stuff that we would never understand.
 
2017-07-02 09:15:23 AM  
Infrastructure that allows large corporations to make arrangements that benefit themselves and Kushner's and his father-in-law's companies through mutual discounts, price fixing, no-bid contracts, money laundering and insider information. I mean duh.
 
2017-07-02 09:24:07 AM  

Relatively Obscure: [iamtera.com image 700x250]


Making sure this is covered. Carry on then.
 
2017-07-02 09:27:18 AM  
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
 
2017-07-02 09:37:39 AM  

PainInTheASP: Department of Thinking Big Thoughts.

/You know, CEO-type stuff that we would never understand.


He was born to it. A natural, except for the speaking voice.  You are supposed to learn how to do that in school.
 
2017-07-02 09:38:19 AM  
According to an article that I believe was greenlit a few days back, playing at foreign policy and making Tillerson and Mattis' jobs much, much more difficult.
 
2017-07-02 09:41:41 AM  
Do you notice that untrustworthy people always have sideways glances. Melania has it, Putin has it, Jared has it and Martin Skhreli has it.
 
2017-07-02 09:45:18 AM  
It grants him a sizable paycheck at America's expense.
 
2017-07-02 09:59:56 AM  

hubiestubert: He's a Grift Extraction Specialist.

Duh.


I mean, let's not pretend he's very good at it. The guy managed to buy a skyscraper in Manhattan and then almost immediately into hock for more than a billion dollars to the Russians on it.
 
2017-07-02 10:31:16 AM  
Arranges "play dates" for Donald and his daughter?
 
2017-07-02 11:38:25 AM  
Whatever he does, he must be brilliant at it. This is after all, the man who couldn't get Morning Joe to apologise to Dear Leader, and then moved on to the next hardest problem, peace in the middle East.
 
2017-07-02 12:00:06 PM  
Greyballing.
 
2017-07-02 01:01:52 PM  
grift 

next question?
 
2017-07-02 01:03:01 PM  
Jared's orifice exists to be grabbed by the President.
 
2017-07-02 01:03:11 PM  
Convincing the public that Kushner's voice doesn't sound exactly like Gilbert Gottfried's?
 
2017-07-02 01:05:09 PM  
You really need to ask?
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 01:05:52 PM  
He heads up the Office of Political Corruption. Not to INVESTIGATE it, of course...
 
2017-07-02 01:07:32 PM  
I believe his official title is "The Secretary of State Looks Bored; Let's Give Him Some Shiat to Clean Up."
 
2017-07-02 01:09:42 PM  
It fetches the Subway sandwiches, the drugs and the rape.

No, wait. I was thinking of the Other Jared.

Who the Fark names their child Jared?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared
 
2017-07-02 01:09:57 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2017-07-02 01:11:10 PM  
Masterbate?
 
2017-07-02 01:12:30 PM  
He was behind the scenes for all of trump's successes

And Trump has had the most successful first 5 months of any president ever
 
2017-07-02 01:17:23 PM  
It contains Jared Kushner's desk.

/too literal?
 
2017-07-02 01:20:29 PM  
Rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again?
 
2017-07-02 01:21:46 PM  
Binders full of women that Trump wants to grab.
 
2017-07-02 01:27:38 PM  
I figured he's been transferring the bulk of US funds into a secret Cayman account under his own name. Am I wrong?
 
2017-07-02 01:29:25 PM  
Get backdoored by the Russians.
 
2017-07-02 01:29:59 PM  
img.fark.net

Sitting around thinking of nothing but murder?
 
2017-07-02 01:33:37 PM  
There's a reason why it's the most respect office in Trump's administration.  It's doing the one thing he can't but wishes he could.

If you know what I mean, and I think you do . . . explicitly grift from the White House.
 
2017-07-02 01:36:35 PM  
Eat babies?
 
2017-07-02 01:40:52 PM  
Do? You want to know what does he do: marketing, sales, and capital acquisition and acting in lieu of a funded and functioning purposely crippled state department.
 
2017-07-02 01:44:26 PM  

Astorix: Do you notice that untrustworthy people always have sideways glances. Melania has it, Putin has it, Jared has it and Martin Skhreli has it.


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2017-07-02 02:00:28 PM  
Selling a billion dollar ill advised real estate deal back to Russia.

Everything else is happenstance.
 
2017-07-02 02:03:50 PM  
He fetches the covfefe.
 
2017-07-02 02:05:19 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: He fetches the covfefe.


Covfefe is for covfefers.
 
2017-07-02 02:08:41 PM  
Jared's laundry is the most luxurious, softest laundry you can bribe. It looks no different than the rest when Jared is done, but his laundry is head and shoulders above the rest.  You can also find him in any mall when you knock up your second cousin. Jared simply, is all you need
 
2017-07-02 02:08:45 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: He fetches the covfefe.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 02:09:48 PM  

megarian: [img.fark.net image 205x246]

Sitting around thinking of nothing but murder?


The Anti-Christ does not need murder you foolish immortal
 
2017-07-02 02:11:00 PM  

megarian: [img.fark.net image 205x246]

Sitting around thinking of nothing but murder?


He does the one thing that Trump still can't.
You know, assuming Trump hasn't.


s11.postimg.org
 
2017-07-02 02:11:27 PM  
Grabbinit.
 
2017-07-02 02:18:17 PM  

brantgoose: It fetches the Subway sandwiches, the drugs and the rape.

No, wait. I was thinking of the Other Jared.

Who the Fark names their child Jared?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared


I had a friend in high school named Jared. He's an accountant now.

The other Jared (well, "Jarrod," but still...) was a football player who dropped out of college, last I heard.
 
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