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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Suspect charged with hiding meth in her buttocks. Florida: Suspect then puts baggie in her mouth   ( nbc-2.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Bonita Springs woman, Illegal drug trade, Methamphetamine, jail, deputies, Summer Adamson, drug possession, car window  
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2017-07-02 02:18:26 AM  
Some people go ATM without drugs or even alcohol
 
2017-07-02 06:50:40 AM  
Something tells me she's put a lot worse in that mouth.
 
2017-07-02 07:02:21 AM  
ATMM
 
2017-07-02 07:03:42 AM  
At least she didn't try to stash her rig in her ass.
 
2017-07-02 07:07:57 AM  
She made up for it by putting her dentures in her ass.
 
2017-07-02 07:17:17 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 07:30:09 AM  

PainInTheASP: Something tells me she's put a lot worse in that mouth.


And her buttocks.
 
2017-07-02 07:50:09 AM  
 Im gonna use this story when I run my next na group. Meth=atm with no compunction.
 
2017-07-02 07:51:33 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-07-02 08:00:45 AM  
brazilsense.com
 
2017-07-02 08:06:10 AM  

RJReves: At least she didn't try to stash her rig in her ass.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 08:07:56 AM  

WordsnCollision: RJReves: At least she didn't try to stash her rig in her ass.

[img.fark.net image 500x334]


Well played, Forrest.
 
2017-07-02 08:18:59 AM  
No thank you, I'll pass:
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 08:33:27 AM  
Pic matches expectations.
 
2017-07-02 09:13:02 AM  

mxstone: No thank you, I'll pass:
[img.fark.net image 150x194]


I thought there was something on my screen when I saw her picture.  Small pic but I'm guessing her complexion is iffy.
 
2017-07-02 09:23:40 AM  

mxstone: No thank you, I'll pass:
[img.fark.net image 150x194]

img.fark.net


Her response:

img.fark.net

Her response:
 
2017-07-02 09:39:29 AM  
Jebus. I saw a woman like her this past week and she caught me staring at her sore-pocked face. Then she smiled at me. What I presume was her douchebag boyfriend glared. I gotta start shopping at a less groady supermarket.
 
2017-07-02 09:55:37 AM  
Meth to mouth?
 
2017-07-02 10:10:36 AM  

Astorix: Meth to mouth?


meth ass mouth
 
OOF
2017-07-02 10:12:54 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 10:33:15 AM  

Nurglitch: Jebus. I saw a woman like her this past week and she caught me staring at her sore-pocked face. Then she smiled at me. What I presume was her douchebag boyfriend glared. I gotta start shopping at a less groady supermarket.


yeah, lived in a rough area in Vancouver for quite some time and had th keep m eyes on the ground a lot of the time.

Really sad but also frankly horrible to look at without grimacing at times.
 
2017-07-02 10:36:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-07-02 10:59:13 AM  
so.. just inbetween her buttcheeks?  meh
 
2017-07-02 11:29:54 AM  
just a pinch between your cheek(s) and gum.
 
2017-07-02 11:31:07 AM  
Oh wait, THIS one goes...
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 11:39:58 AM  

mxstone: No thank you, I'll pass:
[img.fark.net image 150x194]


Orange is the New Meth?
 
2017-07-02 11:42:29 AM  
If that isn't a come hither and search for meth between my butt cheeks look, then I've never seen a come hither and search between my butt cheeks look before.

I have never seen a come hither and do anything to my butt cheeks look- is that what it is like?
 
yms
2017-07-02 12:00:44 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-07-02 12:16:36 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god!!
Amirite?
 
2017-07-02 12:17:08 PM  

Nurglitch: Jebus. I saw a woman like her this past week and she caught me staring at her sore-pocked face. Then she smiled at me. What I presume was her douchebag boyfriend glared. I gotta start shopping at a less groady supermarket.


BeLo ? Piggly Wiggly ? Harris Teeter ?
 
2017-07-02 12:19:24 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 01:06:32 PM  
Her butt was probably cleaner than her mouth.
 
2017-07-02 01:42:58 PM  

RottenEggs: Nurglitch: Jebus. I saw a woman like her this past week and she caught me staring at her sore-pocked face. Then she smiled at me. What I presume was her douchebag boyfriend glared. I gotta start shopping at a less groady supermarket.

BeLo ? Piggly Wiggly ? Harris Teeter ?


Joe Howe Superstore. Haligonian farkers know the place.
 
2017-07-02 01:55:19 PM  
Binge-watched old COPS episodes the other day.  Apparently it's common for users or dealers to stash drugs not just between the cheeks but in the rectum as well.  One guy even shoved a needle up there.
 
2017-07-02 01:57:31 PM  
wbbh.images.worldnow.com
Come hither ...
 
2017-07-02 03:00:02 PM  
soooo sexy
 
2017-07-02 03:25:24 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-02 03:38:19 PM  
sweet jebus what the fark is wrong with people?
 
2017-07-02 03:52:14 PM  

morg: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 250x300]
Come hither ...


Yeesh.  More like not at all.
 
2017-07-02 03:57:23 PM  
Florida? It's more likely than you think.
 
2017-07-02 04:12:45 PM  
Yikes! She's got sharp... everything!
 
2017-07-03 03:39:20 PM  

morg: [wbbh.images.worldnow.com image 250x300]
Come hither ...


upandhumming.com
 
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