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(Patch)   A prostitution deal gone bad involved a stabbing, two dollars in quarters, edible panties and a 70-year-old man   ( patch.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Complaint, edible panties, Indictment, English-language films, 32-year-old Tiedaneshia Eubanks, Dagger, Black-and-white films, Andy Summers  
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4037 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2017 at 5:21 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-07-01 01:32:42 PM  
A true journalist would have asked what flavor the panties were....
 
2017-07-01 03:05:28 PM  
Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2017-07-01 05:23:04 PM  
Are the panties O.K.?
 
2017-07-01 05:24:42 PM  
give me a quarter, i love quarters
 
2017-07-01 05:24:48 PM  
Even for the rate of two bucks, she is no bargain.
 
2017-07-01 05:26:21 PM  
So, a typical Friday. Gotcha.
 
2017-07-01 05:26:31 PM  
Thank goodness medicare is still funded so that 70 year old john with a stab wound can get proper medical attention! :)
 
2017-07-01 05:27:42 PM  
Dad?
 
2017-07-01 05:28:37 PM  
So it wasn't even about the $2, it was about 1 pair of edible panties. Maybe the poor girl was just hungry?

8 quarters and a pair of edible panties. I have now heard it all...
 
2017-07-01 05:29:43 PM  
That's a frog, baby
 
2017-07-01 05:30:08 PM  
I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.
 
2017-07-01 05:31:04 PM  
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2017-07-01 05:31:55 PM  

Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.


Apparently, the stabby kind.
 
2017-07-01 05:34:18 PM  
Confused, artfa, and seeing the pic I'm confused if this is a man or a women
 
2017-07-01 05:35:17 PM  
Subby is wrong... Trump is now 71.
 
2017-07-01 05:35:27 PM  
I see the price went up.
 
2017-07-01 05:38:18 PM  

Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.


It's called a hobo, and no, you don't want it.
 
2017-07-01 05:39:41 PM  

tukatz: A true journalist would have asked what flavor the panties were....


dont they only come in one flavour?
 
2017-07-01 05:39:51 PM  
It wasn't so much a Prostitution sting, then, as much as it was a prostitution stab.
 
2017-07-01 05:40:40 PM  
That's either a great looking man (for being 70), or ...

Well, let's just go with the first option. The 2nd would require massive amounts of eye bleach.
 
2017-07-01 05:42:27 PM  
Two bucks for a f*ck and lots of bad luck led to a stabbing when there were no edible panties for the having.
 
2017-07-01 05:43:52 PM  

scotchcrotch: Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.

It's called a hobo, and no, you don't want it.


Hobo humping slobo babe?
 
2017-07-01 05:48:18 PM  

Fano: scotchcrotch: Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.

It's called a hobo, and no, you don't want it.

Hobo humping slobo babe?


That was a WHALE of a reference!
 
2017-07-01 05:49:14 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.


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2017-07-01 05:49:39 PM  

omegaic: Thank goodness medicare is still funded so that 70 year old john with a stab wound can get proper medical attention! :)


But what does it say about Social Security when eight quarters and edible drawers is out of your price range?
 
2017-07-01 05:50:07 PM  
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2017-07-01 05:53:31 PM  

Fano: scotchcrotch: Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.

It's called a hobo, and no, you don't want it.

Hobo humping slobo babe?


No, that's a hobo and a rabbit, busy making a Hobbit.
 
2017-07-01 05:55:03 PM  
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"You have yourself a day Wisconsin."
 
2017-07-01 05:57:42 PM  
He looks good for 70
 
2017-07-01 05:58:16 PM  
Tiedaniesha would get you some great points in Scrabble.
She was probably 30 by the time she learned to sign her name.
 
2017-07-01 05:58:50 PM  

litespeed74: He looks good for 70


psst.. Dat da ho.
 
2017-07-01 05:59:41 PM  

tukatz: A true journalist would have asked what flavor the panties were....


If Tiedaneshia had actually gotten them, it would have been blood, sweat, tears, and body juices flavor.

/Tiedaneshia
 
2017-07-01 06:00:07 PM  

Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.


I don't know the going rate, but about 12 years ago I was homeless and saw plenty of fights and haggling over two dollars because that would get you a hit of crack so I wasn't really surprised at the amount. Good times.
 
2017-07-01 06:00:27 PM  
No McNuggets were involved?  Huh, usually they play into these kinds of stories.
 
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2017-07-01 06:18:35 PM  
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2017-07-01 06:27:54 PM  
No story involving edible panties as ever ended well.
 
2017-07-01 06:43:50 PM  
Ain't love grand?
 
2017-07-01 06:45:35 PM  
Oh well. Penetration happened.
 
2017-07-01 06:59:04 PM  
Is that a picture of the man or the woman?  Has this been cleared up yet?
 
2017-07-01 06:59:28 PM  
Where's the weed eater, the live chicken, and the peach preserves?
 
2017-07-01 06:59:41 PM  

RJReves: litespeed74: He looks good for 70

psst.. Dat da ho.


And I assumed that had to be the pimp, since that guy doesn't look like he's seventy.
 
2017-07-01 07:00:07 PM  

Hack Patooey: I dont think I want to know what kind of 'encounter' you can get for $2 in quarters.


You never know until you pull the handle.
 
2017-07-01 07:13:47 PM  

kvinesknows: tukatz: A true journalist would have asked what flavor the panties were....

dont they only come in one flavour?


Yup, seafood.
 
2017-07-01 07:19:50 PM  
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This is as close to sex as a 70 year old man should get.
 
2017-07-01 07:35:52 PM  
I've heard of people being into chicks with dicks, so maybe Tiedaneshia offered the old guy the opportunity to play with a guy with a vagina.
 
2017-07-01 07:37:53 PM  

Jesus licks bowling balls: Confused, artfa, and seeing the pic I'm confused if this is a man or a women


Actually, it's "woman". But since she's big enough for plurals.
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2017-07-01 07:40:52 PM  

GungFu: tukatz: A true journalist would have asked what flavor the panties were....

If Tiedaneshia had actually gotten them, it would have been blood, sweat, tears, and body juices flavor.

/Tiedaneshia


Tiedaneisha don't wear no draws, I saw when she took 'em off. She threw em up against the wall, now the bugs can't even crawl.
 
2017-07-01 07:42:27 PM  
I lived in Waukesha and that place is like  mecca for homeless people and the mentally ill.
Years ago a mentally ill, homeless man died on the streets and the town went overboard.
You can get 3 free meals a day and there are people that have jobs that live in the shelters so they don't have to pay rent. Homeless people from Milwaukee come there because it's so nice.
It's a joke.
 
2017-07-01 08:07:26 PM  
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So that's what a 2 dollar whore looks like.

Sorry, 2 dollars and a pair of edible panties (according to Amazon, about $8.50)

/Used Incognito to look that up, because I do NOT want that on my search history.
 
2017-07-01 08:29:32 PM  
Gotta give him credit: Not many giggilos are still getting customers at age 70.
 
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