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(CNN)   Melania Trump confirms that she has no thoughts of her own whatsoever and whenever asked will agree with whatever her husband says on any matter, always   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-06-29 12:47:25 PM  
"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," the first lady's communications director Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN when asked about the tweets.

Ah, honoring Jesus' words in Matthew 5:38-39:
38"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'39But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also, then punch back 10 times harder when they are in a vulnerable position with their hand outstretched to your other cheek.
 
2017-06-29 12:56:03 PM  
Only Trump's criticisms of others are permitted.  Any negative thoughts about him are unfair.  Voicing those thoughts is bullying.

Farking thin-skinned prima donna.  GREAT role model for our children.
 
2017-06-29 12:57:53 PM  
She's an idiot gold digger who will never disagree with him. Do you think she's with him for his looks LOL?
 
2017-06-29 12:58:01 PM  
I hear she loves a good covfefeing.
 
2017-06-29 12:58:21 PM  
Do we have people from The Enquirer writing the headlines now?

FTFA  
"Asked whether she spoke up if she felt he crossed a line, the first lady said, "Yes, I tell him all the time."
But she conceded that at the end of the day, he does what he wants.
"I think he hears me. But he will do what he wants to do on the end. He's an adult. He knows the consequences. And I give him my opinion. And he could do whatever he likes with it," Trump said.
 
2017-06-29 01:00:26 PM  
"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder,"

Talking shiat on twitter is not punching, it isn't even pissing into the wind.  I wish someone would physically punch Trump though, then we can see what punching back 10 times harder actually is for that tub of shiat.

The President of the United States has elevated the national discourse to middle school girl fight.

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2017-06-29 01:01:00 PM  
That.  Is.  The.  Wrong.  Answer.  Woman.  Very wrong.  I love you.

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2017-06-29 01:01:03 PM  
"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," the first lady's communications director Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN when asked about the tweets.

And you can take it from her.   She sure didn't ever make that mistake a second time.
 
2017-06-29 01:02:06 PM  
"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," the first lady's communications director Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN when asked about the tweets.

I'll bet he didn't have to tell you that twice, right Melanomamania or whatever in the fark your name is?

Also, doesn't that statement actually say exactly this, except in more (unnecessary) words: "Every one of the President's responses to any attack is by its very nature wildly disproportionate."
 
2017-06-29 01:02:11 PM  
Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?
 
2017-06-29 01:03:37 PM  

darthaegis: He's an adult. He knows the consequences.


LOL.  Must have been in a Xanax haze when she said that.
 
2017-06-29 01:04:13 PM  

El_Perro: Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?


Because virtually everyone is less of a piece of shiat than he is?
 
2017-06-29 01:09:54 PM  
Melania Trump confirms that she has no thoughts of her own whatsoever and whenever asked will agree with whatever her husband says on any matter, always

Just like his supporters.
 
2017-06-29 01:13:27 PM  
Is 'husband' a code word for Russian programmers?
 
2017-06-29 01:16:44 PM  
Dumb bimbo trophy wife is actually dumb. More at 11
 
2017-06-29 01:20:04 PM  
"Your policies are foolhardy and people are going to get hurt."

"Yeah, well your ugly girlfriend had bad plastic surgery."


If that's "hitting back" it's pretty farking feeble.
 
2017-06-29 01:20:17 PM  
Let's interview her again in a year or so when he's having "the most luxurious, most well-attended wedding in the history of the Presidency" to a 24-year-old Albanian journalist
 
Ant
2017-06-29 01:22:31 PM  

GooberMcFly: "As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," the first lady's communications director Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN when asked about the tweets.

Ah, honoring Jesus' words in Matthew 5:38-39:


More like L. Ron Hubbard's words:
SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.
 
2017-06-29 01:23:01 PM  
Pretty sure that was in her contract.
 
2017-06-29 01:24:03 PM  
She's just there so she don't get fined.
 
2017-06-29 01:24:12 PM  
It's time to get a new trophy wife! This one is out of batteries.
 
2017-06-29 01:24:57 PM  

Cyberluddite: El_Perro: Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?

Because virtually everyone is less of a piece of shiat than he is?


Are you forgetting the existence of his two oldest sons?
 
2017-06-29 01:25:12 PM  

LarryDan43: Pretty sure that was in her contract.


And if it wasn't for the damned NDA we'd have one fantastic tell-all book once that contract expired.
 
2017-06-29 01:26:05 PM  
Soon...

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2017-06-29 01:27:18 PM  
How else could she possibly stay married to a man like that?  Seriously.
 
2017-06-29 01:27:32 PM  

El_Perro: Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?


Tits. Same reason farkers kept trying to paint Ivanka as level headed.
 
2017-06-29 01:27:59 PM  
A venomous dope and his vacuous enabler. Not a brain in their heads between them
 
2017-06-29 01:28:01 PM  
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2017-06-29 01:28:21 PM  

Walker: She's an idiot gold digger who will never disagree with him. Do you think she's with him for his looks LOL?


Or his winning personality??????
 
2017-06-29 01:28:23 PM  
Take this:

Asked whether she spoke up if she felt he crossed a line, the first lady said, "Yes, I tell him all the time."

add this:

"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder,"

And remember that all of the 'attacks' Donald complains about are people daring to disagree with him, and I've got to wonder if Melanie needs the address and phone number of a battered women's shelter.
 
2017-06-29 01:29:47 PM  

maxandgrinch: That.  Is.  The.  Wrong.  Answer.  Woman.  Very wrong.  I love you.

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Jesus Christ!  I actually have to ask if that's a real quote.
 
2017-06-29 01:29:52 PM  
That's so surprising considering she legitimately loved him before he was incredibly wealthy and clearly is only in this relationship because of the wonderful person Donald is.
 
2017-06-29 01:30:51 PM  
She said he knows the consequences.  I actually laughed out loud reading that part
 
2017-06-29 01:31:36 PM  
Subby, you need to remember something.

She started farking Donald when he was still married to his 2nd wife, when 2nd wife's looks started to go down hill.  Donald started farking wife no. 2 while still married to wife no. 1, when wife no. 1's looks started to go down hill.

Melania is VERY glad that Donald is distracted by other women's looks.  As long as he's attacking other women, he won't notice that she's starting to age and can avoid being kicked to the curb for another year.
 
2017-06-29 01:31:47 PM  

Archidude: Cyberluddite: El_Perro: Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?

Because virtually everyone is less of a piece of shiat than he is?

Are you forgetting the existence of his two oldest sons?


That's why I said "virtually," and yeah, the shiat obviously doesn't far fall from the asshole.
 
2017-06-29 01:32:03 PM  

Karac: Take this:

Asked whether she spoke up if she felt he crossed a line, the first lady said, "Yes, I tell him all the time."

add this:

"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder,"

And remember that all of the 'attacks' Donald complains about are people daring to disagree with him, and I've got to wonder if Melanie needs the address and phone number of a battered women's shelter.


It's a symbiotic relationship.  She agrees to publicly support him, and he agrees to never touch her again.  She gets pretty things, he gets the required eye candy.
 
2017-06-29 01:32:05 PM  

lennavan: That's so surprising considering she legitimately loved him before he was incredibly wealthy and clearly is only in this relationship because of the wonderful person Donald is.


Hey, don't discount the power of the raw sexual attraction she has for his Adonis like body.
 
2017-06-29 01:32:22 PM  
"I think he hears me. But he will do what he wants to do on the end. He's an adult. He knows the consequences. And I give him my opinion. And he could do whatever he likes with it," Trump said.

No sweetheart, he isn't. He may have lived 70 years on this planet, but there is not a single thing about the man that is "adult". The man is a 3rd grade bully in a 70 year old man's body, that's it. And "consequences"? Are you new around here? This man doesn't know what a farking consequence is.
 
2017-06-29 01:32:34 PM  

Archidude: Cyberluddite: El_Perro: Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?

Because virtually everyone is less of a piece of shiat than he is?

Are you forgetting the existence of his two oldest sons?


Uday and Qusay? They're awful, but they're not the worst. The one to watch out for is Ivanka. She's every bit as evil as the cur who sired her, but she's much smarter, much slicker, and thus much more dangerous. Worse still, she's married to a guy who is almost as much of a parasite as she and her family are. Watch out for that malicious, animated Real Doll.
 
2017-06-29 01:33:58 PM  

GooberMcFly: "As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," the first lady's communications director Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN when asked about the tweets.

Ah, honoring Jesus' words in Matthew 5:38-39:
38"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'39But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also, then punch back 10 times harder when they are in a vulnerable position with their hand outstretched to your other cheek.


Huh.  What version is that?  Mine says:
"If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, push them down and kick them in the spine"

What a cyber-billy might look like:

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2017-06-29 01:34:11 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: "As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder,"

Talking shiat on twitter is not punching, it isn't even pissing into the wind.  I wish someone would physically punch Trump though, then we can see what punching back 10 times harder actually is for that tub of shiat.

The President of the United States has elevated the national discourse to middle school girl fight.

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That headline doesn't cover it quite well enough.  Sean Spicer has said official white house positions and policy are best heard directly from Trump.  His tweets are official statements.  The headline should be "The POTUS made this official White House statement."
 
2017-06-29 01:34:32 PM  
Well that settles it. I'm not voting for her next time.

/Other than the fact you don't vote for first lady.
//And I'm Canadian
///Three slashies like my deep inside thoughts of being trapped in a sauna with Ivanka and Melania...
 
2017-06-29 01:35:53 PM  
I think she's tired. Doesn't she look tired?
Sad.
 
2017-06-29 01:36:58 PM  

Diogenes: darthaegis: He's an adult. He knows the consequences.

LOL.  Must have been in a Xanax haze when she said that.


He does know the consequences.  He knows that absolutely nothing will be done about this.
 
2017-06-29 01:37:27 PM  
I mean, if you give her the choice between "agree with Donnie Two Scoops or be his next ex-wife," she's going to pick the one that gives her money and comfort.

I have no sympathy for Melania but I also can't really get worked up about anything she says. She clearly hates him, but is too cowardly to leave him. That's really only her problem and Bannon's problem. No one else should care.
 
2017-06-29 01:37:50 PM  

GooberMcFly: "As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," the first lady's communications director Stephanie Grisham said in a statement to CNN when asked about the tweets.

Ah, honoring Jesus' words in Matthew 5:38-39:
38"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'39But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also, then punch back 10 times harder when they are in a vulnerable position with their hand outstretched to your other cheek.


Jesus said, you've got blood coming out of your face, your wherever, do not want, your ratings are terrible, loser.  The apostles exchanged uncomfortable glances, which they totally know he hates but they do it anyway.  And Jesus pressed the button for a diet Coke, did anybody bring it to him?  No.  Yes, but it was like, five minutes and there was too much ice.

The Lord grew wroth and went among the desks of the interns and tried three times to overturn them, but he could not, and verily, there was much yelling at the TV that day.  Jesus said, behold that fig tree, and he glared at it mightily, and the apostles exchanged glances again, which threw him off, and that is why probably it didn't burst into flames, so he ordered the secret service apostles to do it, but they always have their rules about fires on the White House grounds, which he totally doesn't care about, it's his White House.

And lo, there was much yelling and flinging of oaths at the TV that night, as the Lord took his own name in vain many, many times, and he missed most of what Hannity said, so they went and ruined the only bright spot in his day, the Lord hopes they are happy.  Then Jesus read twitter for a while and we will pass over in silence what happened after that.
 
2017-06-29 01:38:15 PM  

El_Perro: Why does anyone think that she is any less of a piece of shiat than he is?


Everyone around him is...

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2017-06-29 01:38:23 PM  

Diogenes: Karac: Take this:

Asked whether she spoke up if she felt he crossed a line, the first lady said, "Yes, I tell him all the time."

add this:

"As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder,"

And remember that all of the 'attacks' Donald complains about are people daring to disagree with him, and I've got to wonder if Melanie needs the address and phone number of a battered women's shelter.

It's a symbiotic relationship.  She agrees to publicly support him, and he agrees to never touch her again.  She gets pretty things, he gets the required eye candy.


Right.  She isn't being paid to think.
 
2017-06-29 01:38:53 PM  
IOW she's Trump's eyecandy.  That's all she's worth really.
 
MFK
2017-06-29 01:39:22 PM  
i have a really hard time watching not-bullshiat spice when she talks because her eyes seem to operate independently of each other
 
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