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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)   Tip: if you're traveling with a load of stolen guns you're hoping to trade for meth, the probation and parole office parking lot is not a wise place to fall asleep in your car   ( bozemandailychronicle.com) divider line
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2017-06-27 08:47:25 PM  
When officers arrived...

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That's odd, Copenhaver never has a second cop at home.  Which is even weirder because Copenhaver means "To have the fuzz constantly" in his native Flemish.  Gee, maybe Bubby should stop snorting a lye and drain cleaner-based upper and avoid hoarding stolen weaponry.

Nawwwwwwww, that's what makes Copenhaver the bad-boy of the Police Blotter.  I LOVE YOU BABY, DON'T EVER CHANGE!
 
2017-06-27 10:31:36 PM  
I'd be afrais some of the probation officers might make the deal before I woke up and keep the meth for themselves.

Thry're not good with sharing, is what I mean.
 
2017-06-27 11:17:55 PM  
I've heard of crank heads crashing super hard when they run out of toot. I guess it must be even worse for the methmouth pipe heads.
 
2017-06-27 11:27:11 PM  
He thought he could get 20lbs of meth for 30-40 guns?  Meth is one of those drugs I never tried/bought, but I thought it was priced around the same as coke.
 
2017-06-27 11:30:31 PM  
Maybe he just felt safe there, judgy.
 
2017-06-27 11:31:18 PM  

Mister Buttons: He thought he could get 20lbs of meth for 30-40 guns?  Meth is one of those drugs I never tried/bought, but I thought it was priced around the same as coke.


Walter White agrees to sell 32 lbs of meth to Gus in Season 2, Episode 11 for 1.3 million in cash.

// all I got for value
 
2017-06-27 11:42:48 PM  

"When officers arrived, the man, later identified as Copenhaver, told officers that he had been "wanting to talk to you guys." He said he needed help and that methamphetamine was taking over his life."


I know the tag is Dumbass, but I can't help but feel sympathy for this guy because of his circumstances.It's not to excuse what he did, but he confessed to the burglaries he did and admitted that drugs was ruining him. Hopefully, while he's serving his sentence, he can find a way to straighten out his life. I've never been addicted to drugs, so I can't imagine what it's like to fight it. Good luck to him.

 
2017-06-27 11:55:29 PM  
This is true the DEA or ATF parking lots are much better choices
 
2017-06-28 12:20:22 AM  

skinink: "When officers arrived, the man, later identified as Copenhaver, told officers that he had been "wanting to talk to you guys." He said he needed help and that methamphetamine was taking over his life."
I know the tag is Dumbass, but I can't help but feel sympathy for this guy because of his circumstances.It's not to excuse what he did, but he confessed to the burglaries he did and admitted that drugs was ruining him. Hopefully, while he's serving his sentence, he can find a way to straighten out his life. I've never been addicted to drugs, so I can't imagine what it's like to fight it. Good luck to him.


This. That was a pretty sad cry for help and a pretty messed up place to be at 28 years old. I hope he gets the help he needs.
 
2017-06-28 01:23:29 AM  
Will the gun owners ever see their guns again?
 
2017-06-28 01:44:39 AM  
The FSM works in mysterious ways.

R'amen
 
2017-06-28 07:14:38 AM  
America in a nutshell.
 
2017-06-28 09:45:42 PM  
Sounds like something my brother n law would do.
 
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