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(C-SPAN)   Will the cameras steal the last dregs of Spiceweasel's soul? Will I finally need to dip into my snekretary mug at work? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing   ( c-span.org) divider line
    More: Live, White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, President of the United States, Secretary Rick Perry, https://images.c-span.org/Files/d83/1498569416.jpg Sean Spicer, Energy Secretary Rick, Secretary Sean Spicer, United States Cabinet  
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2017-06-27 02:07:36 PM  
this is what happens when i take a break from this because Spiceweasel is a coward, i miss out on checking CSPAN. I became complicit. Never again

/also subby, you *really* shouldn't call out other users in a headline
 
2017-06-27 02:16:28 PM  
So lots of questions today about senate failure to fark America over again on health care?
 
2017-06-27 02:17:03 PM  
Suspect we will hear a lot about CNN and very little about McConnell's decision to scuttle the Deathcare vote.
 
2017-06-27 02:17:24 PM  

somedude210: this is what happens when i take a break from this because Spiceweasel is a coward, i miss out on checking CSPAN. I became complicit. Never again

/also subby, you *really* shouldn't call out other users in a headline


Yeah I remembered that rule like 30 seconds after I submitted it.  I don't submit often.  Can a mod change it?
 
2017-06-27 02:17:40 PM  
If I were the boss in one of the major press organizations I would order the reporters to turn on the cameras anyway. Get footage of getting arrested and Spicer yelling then fleeing the meeting. Then play it 24/7 as if it were a Monica Lewinsky tape in 1998.

Once all the other networks saw the ratings they would all do the same thing.

Then Trump team would cancel all briefings except Brietbart and Fox. Then the fun begins.
 
2017-06-27 02:18:20 PM  
DAMNIT.  I was in the wrong thread.

Anyhoo...I was just wondering who the MC will be today:  The Amazing Invisible Snek, or Failed Lane Bryant model Huckybooboo?

The anticipation is killing me, I tell ya.
 
2017-06-27 02:18:37 PM  

somedude210: this is what happens when i take a break from this because Spiceweasel is a coward, i miss out on checking CSPAN. I became complicit. Never again

/also subby, you *really* shouldn't call out other users in a headline


Narc.
 
2017-06-27 02:18:56 PM  
Mitch's Wealthcare bill is scuppered for now. I'm sure Snek will have lots to say about that.
 
2017-06-27 02:18:59 PM  
McConnell about to brief about delaying the senate vote.  TWO CSPAN FEEDS AT ONCE! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!
 
2017-06-27 02:19:44 PM  

ChimpMitten: McConnell about to brief about delaying the senate vote.  TWO CSPAN FEEDS AT ONCE! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!


You have two eyes and two ears don't you?!
 
2017-06-27 02:19:49 PM  

theflatline: somedude210: this is what happens when i take a break from this because Spiceweasel is a coward, i miss out on checking CSPAN. I became complicit. Never again

/also subby, you *really* shouldn't call out other users in a headline

Narc.


if i narc'd, I'd tell the modmins. I didn't, just subby.
 
2017-06-27 02:19:53 PM  
Are their any artist's renditions of snekrerary as there are no longer cameras allowed?  Preferably as drawn by mongoose or her associates?
 
2017-06-27 02:20:04 PM  
Wow, he's actually allowing us to witness for once. Oh look, we get to hear from Energy Secretary Perry also. Let's see how many of my brain cells will commit suicide.
 
2017-06-27 02:20:39 PM  
i'm just here for snek
 
2017-06-27 02:20:45 PM  

ArgusRun: ChimpMitten: McConnell about to brief about delaying the senate vote.  TWO CSPAN FEEDS AT ONCE! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!

You have two eyes and two ears don't you?!


Well, I'm also working, and playing a game on my phone... and farking.
 
2017-06-27 02:20:53 PM  
We even get a Rick Perry time wasting cameo!
 
2017-06-27 02:20:54 PM  
Does Perry still wear is Clark Kent glasses?
 
2017-06-27 02:22:38 PM  

ArgusRun: somedude210: this is what happens when i take a break from this because Spiceweasel is a coward, i miss out on checking CSPAN. I became complicit. Never again

/also subby, you *really* shouldn't call out other users in a headline

Yeah I remembered that rule like 30 seconds after I submitted it.  I don't submit often.  Can a mod change it?


Too late, sucker. Now I consider you my best friend.
 
2017-06-27 02:22:42 PM  

Cthulhukefka: Wow, he's actually allowing us to witness for once. Oh look, we get to hear from Energy Secretary Perry also. Let's see how many of my brain cells will commit suicide.


Oh how blessed us proletariat are.
I wish I was a party member instead of a prole though.
 
2017-06-27 02:22:48 PM  

somedude210: theflatline: somedude210: this is what happens when i take a break from this because Spiceweasel is a coward, i miss out on checking CSPAN. I became complicit. Never again

/also subby, you *really* shouldn't call out other users in a headline

Narc.

if i narc'd, I'd tell the modmins. I didn't, just subby.


I tried to tell Modmin Teacher that Joey hit me with a Tonka truck in the sandbox, and all that happened was I didn't get my juicebox during naptime for being a tattle-tale.

/Why yes, I haven't slept much, why do you ask?
 
2017-06-27 02:23:29 PM  
T+23... And skype deflectors powered up
 
2017-06-27 02:23:36 PM  
The healthcare vote just got delayed until after July 4th and snek is actually going to face the press? Popcorn! Get it while it's hot!
 
2017-06-27 02:23:40 PM  

inner ted: i'm just here for snek


Whar snek, whar?
 
2017-06-27 02:24:54 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Are their any artist's renditions of snekrerary as there are no longer cameras allowed?  Preferably as drawn by mongoose or her associates?


https://snekretary.tumblr.com/

Oh hells yes there are!!!
 
2017-06-27 02:24:58 PM  

FrancoFile: inner ted: i'm just here for snek

Whar snek, whar?


He's wearing his Cloak of Invisibility. You can't see him...duh.
 
2017-06-27 02:25:09 PM  
I grant this subby and all future subbys full and complete permission to call me out in any headline of your choosing.

Thank you.
 
2017-06-27 02:25:18 PM  
Aren't these usually supposed to start at 1:30 EDT?
 
2017-06-27 02:25:47 PM  
Still struggling with same picture. Making progress though
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2017-06-27 02:27:05 PM  

Carn: Aren't these usually supposed to start at 1:30 EDT?


ish.
 
2017-06-27 02:27:15 PM  

Carn: Aren't these usually supposed to start at 1:30 EDT?


They start when ever the Spice man decides he's Sober enough to shuffle on stage.
sometimes he needs more drugs. then he needs to counter *those* drugs and so on. Eventually he gets there.
 
2017-06-27 02:27:47 PM  
little shake of the head when that guy came back out through the door. not sure if that was because they weren't ready back there, or because, after the suit form the other day, he's seen what spicer is wearing today
 
2017-06-27 02:27:47 PM  

thehobbes: T+23... And skype deflectors powered up


More ridiculous soft-ball Skype "questions" from some AM radio guy from bumfark, South Dakota?

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2017-06-27 02:27:59 PM  

AntiNerd: If I were the boss in one of the major press organizations I would order the reporters to turn on the cameras anyway. Get footage of getting arrested and Spicer yelling then fleeing the meeting. Then play it 24/7 as if it were a Monica Lewinsky tape in 1998.

Once all the other networks saw the ratings they would all do the same thing.

Then Trump team would cancel all briefings except Brietbart and Fox. Then the fun begins.


A good one from yesterday:

@EliotHiggins: Seriously, turn on the farking cameras, you farking cowards, this is the darkness democracy dies in.
 
2017-06-27 02:28:12 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Still struggling with same picture. Making progress though[img.fark.net image 850x637]


Looks good.
 
2017-06-27 02:28:37 PM  
2 minute warning.
 
2017-06-27 02:28:55 PM  
The fundamental questions of our day:

WHAR GRAF??

WHAR JAKE???

WHAR SNEK?!?!?!?!????
 
2017-06-27 02:29:28 PM  

Carn: Aren't these usually supposed to start at 1:30 EDT?


they tend to be scheduled for 130/200/230. It's a matter of do we add an additional 15 or 20 minutes to that time for Spiceweasel time. BAM!
 
2017-06-27 02:29:34 PM  
Are we still falling for the ole "two minute warning" BS?
 
2017-06-27 02:30:06 PM  

Cthulhukefka: Uchiha_Cycliste: Still struggling with same picture. Making progress though[img.fark.net image 850x637]

Looks good.


its getting closer. The general consensus is that I still don't look like me.
But I look a lot more like me than I did a couple days ago.
 
2017-06-27 02:30:23 PM  
Rubio is getting peppered with questions, but cspan's cameras are too far back to pick it up.
 
2017-06-27 02:30:53 PM  

docpeteyJ: Are we still falling for the ole "two minute warning" BS?


Yes. Sadly. T+31
 
2017-06-27 02:30:54 PM  

martiandooz: The fundamental questions of our day:

WHAR GRAF??

WHAR JAKE???

WHAR SNEK?!?!?!?!????


WHAR BUBES
 
2017-06-27 02:31:05 PM  
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2017-06-27 02:31:22 PM  

Cthulhukefka: Uchiha_Cycliste: Still struggling with same picture. Making progress though[img.fark.net image 850x637]

Looks good.


Forgot evidence
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-06-27 02:31:43 PM  
I can't believe McConnell pulled it. They were in damage control right before, my worthless Senator sent out a tweet immediately after it leaked.
 
2017-06-27 02:31:48 PM  

thehobbes: docpeteyJ: Are we still falling for the ole "two minute warning" BS?

Yes. Sadly. T+31


Better get another cup of my fortified coffee, I suppose.
 
2017-06-27 02:32:01 PM  
that's not snek
 
2017-06-27 02:32:04 PM  
Noooooooo
 
2017-06-27 02:32:12 PM  
BOOO, Huckster.
 
2017-06-27 02:32:13 PM  
Oh god dammit you coward Snek.
 
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