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(KY3 Springfield) Weeners Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes   ( ky3.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Human sexual behavior, probable cause statement, Human sexuality, oral sex, Lawrence County, Barry County, Lawyer, Loryn Barclay  
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2017-06-26 08:12:08 PM  
And yet again...

Wait until they've graduated.

Why is this so difficult to understand?
 
2017-06-26 08:24:10 PM  

HedlessChickn: And yet again...

Wait until they've graduated.

Why is this so difficult to understand?


Butt stuff.  The answer is always butt stuff.
 
2017-06-26 08:34:46 PM  
Missouri officials, you arseholes. The age of consent is 17! This kid is legal! But you go pass a law making it a felony just because it was teacher and student.
 The student said "he had a sexual relationship with Loryn Barclay and they had sexual intercourse and oral sex on several occasions between November 2016 thru January 2017," according to the probable cause statement used as the basis of the charges against her.


Kid, you arsehole. She polishes your pepperoni and you throw her under the bus? STFU!! You're ruining it for everyone else!

This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2017-06-26 08:56:32 PM  

gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.


She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.
 
2017-06-26 09:45:55 PM  

HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.


Was he one of her students? TFA isn't clear on that part.
 
2017-06-26 09:59:06 PM  

fusillade762: HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.

Was he one of her students? TFA isn't clear on that part.


As long as she was certified, available, and on the call list to sub, it doesn't matter.

/I'm versed in this.
 
2017-06-26 10:29:27 PM  
KY3.com isn't quite what I was expecting.
 
2017-06-26 10:31:06 PM  

HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.


Why, pray?
 
2017-06-26 10:31:42 PM  
I'm sure there's an article somewhere under those ads.
 
2017-06-26 10:32:41 PM  

HedlessChickn: She's in a position of authority over him.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-26 10:34:27 PM  

HedlessChickn: She's in a position of authority over him.


Go on...
 
2017-06-26 10:35:27 PM  
Those letters to Penthouse WERE all real!  I knew it!
 
2017-06-26 10:37:44 PM  
Not to be part of the fedora brigade...but if dudes teachers were nailing teen students at this rate, it would be a national crisis.
 
2017-06-26 10:40:39 PM  

HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.


Was she HIS teacher.  Doesn't say.  But I agree.
 
2017-06-26 10:42:38 PM  
it's pronounced "monay"
 
2017-06-26 10:43:33 PM  
Teachers get horny near the end of the year, it's a fact.
 
2017-06-26 10:44:04 PM  

HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.


But shouldn't a hot teacher always be in authority over us?
/asking for a friend
 
2017-06-26 10:44:08 PM  
She gets older, they stay the same age.
 
2017-06-26 10:45:32 PM  
Students... you have a choice, brag about banging the hot teacher, and have it all come crashing down putting an end to so.e qualty pussu. Or, kerp your mouth shut except to perform oral on her and continue to ride this filly as often and hard as you can.

its really not that hard of a choice.
 
2017-06-26 10:47:42 PM  

Bowen: KY3.com isn't quite what I was expecting.


Sounds like a stage act....
 
2017-06-26 10:48:58 PM  
One would think that, with this regularly happening in middle/high school academia, some nearby academic would do some kind of study to fathom why it seems to happen with such frequency.
 
2017-06-26 10:48:59 PM  

WringNut: Students... you have a choice, brag about banging the hot teacher, and have it all come crashing down putting an end to so.e qualty pussu. Or, kerp your mouth shut except to perform oral on her and continue to ride this filly as often and hard as you can.

its really not that hard of a choice.


Teenagers?  It could be hard for a while...
 
2017-06-26 10:49:47 PM  
Monett, MO?  Really?

Make sure they weren't related, too.
 
2017-06-26 10:50:33 PM  

Tillmaster: HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.

Why, pray?


Because power corrupts.  You can't just grab them in the genitals.
 
2017-06-26 10:51:14 PM  

foo monkey: HedlessChickn: And yet again...

Wait until they've graduated.

Why is this so difficult to understand?

Butt stuff.  The answer is always butt stuff.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-26 10:51:21 PM  

WringNut: Students... you have a choice, brag about banging the hot teacher, and have it all come crashing down putting an end to so.e qualty pussu. Or, kerp your mouth shut except to perform oral on her and continue to ride this filly as often and hard as you can.

its really not that hard of a choice.


Listen to this guy. He farked his way through English.
 
2017-06-26 10:51:36 PM  

hammettman: One would think that, with this regularly happening in middle/high school academia, some nearby academic would do some kind of study to fathom why it seems to happen with such frequency.


Do we need a study to determine that teenagers are sexually mature and in regular contact with teachers that are very close in age?  How many office relationships start up each year?

We drew a line, that, like speed limits, fails to reflect reality.

Should authority figures bone subordinates?  Nope.  Is it some grand tragedy?  Eh...
 
2017-06-26 10:54:09 PM  
Sorry, but the kid is an asshole for tattling.

Oh sorry, i meant the "victim" is an asshole for tattling.
 
2017-06-26 10:54:37 PM  
17 vs 24?  In most of the civilized world this wouldn't even merit so much as a raised eyebrow.
 
2017-06-26 10:56:36 PM  
At the risk of someone summoning Sharp Knees Fark Meme™ on me, I'm still gonna say "not really that hot".  She's an internet 7.

My dick barely moves looking at an IRL 6.

/then again maybe she has a nice body and I'd totally smash
 
2017-06-26 10:58:00 PM  
The victim is still a minor and might be going through hell ATM.
 
2017-06-26 10:58:31 PM  

NephilimNexus: 17 vs 24?  In most of the civilized world this wouldn't even merit so much as a raised eyebrow.


Those prisons for profit ain't gonna fill themselves.
 
2017-06-26 11:00:12 PM  
Can we NOW move on from the "Sex Scandal Catholic Priests". While we'll never know for certain how many victims there were in the Catholic priesthood, but c'mon. Teachers are caught banging students every week. Some are marrying them and having their children.

Is the Teacher's Union even acknowledging the problem yet?
 
2017-06-26 11:00:15 PM  
17 is hardly child abuse.

When my granddad was 17 he was fighting Germans hand to hand in the trenches.
 
2017-06-26 11:03:06 PM  

mofa: The victim is still a minor and might be going through hell ATM.


Not really sure who thought this was funny, but as a child rape victim I can tell you it is not funny in the least.
 
2017-06-26 11:03:52 PM  
Once again, I'll say it:  Young teachers in their 20s should not  be teaching high school kids in their late teens. These young teachers see themselves as "still young and cool" and within their students' peer group, and as a result they end up farking their students with great frequency.

The rules should be changed so that a teacher must be at least 15 years older than the oldest potential student. That means nobody under 33 should be teaching high school. Even that has risks, but a 33-year-old is far less likely to think themselves one of the gang, and students are far less likely to see them as a young peer rather than as an authority figure.

This chick is 24 years old. This means she is basically fresh out of college. She may have been teaching for a couple years, max, and now her entire time in college  was wasted over a teenager.

WringNut: Students... you have a choice, brag about banging the hot teacher, and have it all come crashing down putting an end to so.e qualty pussu. Or, kerp your mouth shut except to perform oral on her and continue to ride this filly as often and hard as you can.


You know, not every student is entirely happy with their grade or discipline being decided by the person who is using them sexually. To some young people, it actually feels like rape when a person with a position of authority over them coerces them into sex.

But then, you referred to a woman as "qualty pussu", so I don't expect much insight here.
 
2017-06-26 11:05:04 PM  

Tillmaster: HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.

Why, pray?


Because it can easily become an issue of asymmetrical power, and that goes beyond mere consent.

It's a globally-recognized legal standard among civilized nations (even in places like Spain, FFS, where they've had huge problems with sex tourism), and it exists for a good reason.

If you're 24 and want to bang a 17 yr old, do it the old fashioned way -- text each other incessantly until the pants fly off.
 
2017-06-26 11:06:34 PM  
Why dont they call it rape when white women do it?
 
2017-06-26 11:06:50 PM  
Calm down folks. Those dicks aren't going to suck themselves.
 
2017-06-26 11:08:26 PM  
This happened in Missouri. Just how many high-school educated guys did she have to choose from?
 
2017-06-26 11:09:03 PM  

crumblecat: 17 is hardly child abuse.

When my granddad was 17 he was fighting Germans hand to hand in the trenches.


The weird part was it was 1965
 
2017-06-26 11:09:40 PM  

WilderKWight: The rules should be changed so that a teacher must be at least 15 years older than the oldest potential student.


Then who would have taught Greg Oden in h.s.?  :'(
 
2017-06-26 11:10:32 PM  

Christian Bale: Sorry, but the kid is an asshole for tattling.

Oh sorry, i meant the "victim" is an asshole for tattling.



The kid didn't. An anonymous source did. And it was the right thing to do, because a person in a position of authority over a minor SHOULD NOT BE FARKING THEM.


NephilimNexus: 17 vs 24?  In most of the civilized world this wouldn't even merit so much as a raised eyebrow.


Again, she was in a position of authority over this minor. If they'd met in the real world and she wasn't his teacher in any official sense, it might even be legal (depending on the state's age of consent). The problem is that she's, to dumb it down for you, "the boss of him". That means that any sex she has with him is rape. Period. Just as if she were a 24-year-old prison guard and he was a 17-year-old inmate. If she has sex with someone she has authority over, that's rape.

If the roles were reversed, and it were a 24-year-old male banging a 17-year-old female student, you'd hear half this thread calling for the teacher to be strung up, and half of them being creepy and verbally high-fiving the guy.

These threads are really disheartening. They illustrate just how many people at Fark are perfectly okay with rape "under the right conditions".
 
2017-06-26 11:13:35 PM  
That poor kid. He's going to be emotionally traumatized for the rest of his life. If only she'd waited a few months until he turned 18 he'd be saved from all the psychological torment he's assuredly going through.

img.fark.net
 
2017-06-26 11:14:42 PM  

WilderKWight: Just as if she were a 24-year-old prison guard and he was a 17-year-old inmate.


Hey, a lot of people pay good money for that fantasy.
 
2017-06-26 11:16:06 PM  

gameshowhost: WilderKWight: The rules should be changed so that a teacher must be at least 15 years older than the oldest potential student.

Then who would have taught Greg Oden in h.s.?  :'(


img.fark.net

/Oh, he's a sportsguy.
//Still don't get it.
///Woosh, there it went, under my seat.
 
2017-06-26 11:16:38 PM  

crumblecat: 17 is hardly child abuse.

When my granddad was 17 he was fighting Germans hand to hand in the trenches.


This was just like that, only the trench was a lot... moister.
 
2017-06-26 11:16:52 PM  

HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.


She's the first substitute teacher in the history of the American public school system to have authority over anyone, apparently.

We had a substitute teacher in high school named Mr. Hornberger. He was probably 25. We practically made that guy cry on a regular basis, and that was when he was our study hall proctor.
 
2017-06-26 11:19:34 PM  

fusillade762: HedlessChickn: gerbilpox: just because it was teacher and student.

She's in a position of authority over him.

That is, and should be, illegal.

Was he one of her students? TFA isn't clear on that part.


That could help identify the student, so no, you probably won't see that in print. Would you be asking if it was a girl in a men's classroom? Course not.
 
2017-06-26 11:20:05 PM  

Theaetetus: crumblecat: 17 is hardly child abuse.

When my granddad was 17 he was fighting Germans hand to hand in the trenches.

This was just like that, only the trench was a lot... moister.


Hope the poor guy doesn't get the dreaded trench dick.  Eww!
 
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