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(Politico)   Trump apparently publicly ripped White House Counsel Don McGahn a new one for his complete and utter failure to wave his magic lawyer wand and fix all the things Trump's big mouth screwed up   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-06-23 11:23:14 AM  
This is why Trump has a problem finding lawyers, and why the lawyers he finds end up having to hire their own lawyers.
 
2017-06-23 11:25:20 AM  
Old man yells at clod.
 
2017-06-23 11:32:24 AM  
"I am not sure the president completely understands how these roles are segregated."

Let's all take a guess, shall we?
 
2017-06-23 11:42:35 AM  
Trump is expecting Rich White Man Justicetm, not normal justice.
 
2017-06-23 12:09:49 PM  
It will be funny when
media.giphy.com
 
2017-06-23 12:19:49 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Trump is expecting Rich White Man Justicetm, not normal justice.


img.fark.net
He couldn't even handle 'Daytime TV Justice!'
 
2017-06-23 12:21:42 PM  
Now, keeping in mind Don McGahn is a VERY special kind of asshole:
when Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell chose McGahn to serve as one of three Republicans on the Federal Election Commission, the government agency charged with enforcing campaign-finance regulations. The three Democrats on the FEC soon saw the three Republicans voting in lockstep as never before. The result: a deadlocked commission that didn't enforce much in the way of campaign-finance rules. That, at least, is the view of Democratic Commissioner Ellen Weintraub.
"McGahn came in with the mission of trying to make the agency as ineffective as possible," she said.
McGahn, a libertarian, never tried to hide his antipathy for campaign-finance regulation. In one infamous incident, he became so angry that he literally tore up the agency's rule book and threw the pieces across the table at a Democratic commissioner.


This could be seen as Karma, but I don't think even she is quite this mean
 
2017-06-23 12:22:45 PM  
And he's still working for Trump?  What a spineless wuss.
 
2017-06-23 12:24:00 PM  

Magorn: Now, keeping in mind Don McGahn is a VERY special kind of asshole:
when Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell chose McGahn to serve as one of three Republicans on the Federal Election Commission, the government agency charged with enforcing campaign-finance regulations. The three Democrats on the FEC soon saw the three Republicans voting in lockstep as never before. The result: a deadlocked commission that didn't enforce much in the way of campaign-finance rules. That, at least, is the view of Democratic Commissioner Ellen Weintraub.
"McGahn came in with the mission of trying to make the agency as ineffective as possible," she said.
McGahn, a libertarian, never tried to hide his antipathy for campaign-finance regulation. In one infamous incident, he became so angry that he literally tore up the agency's rule book and threw the pieces across the table at a Democratic commissioner.

This could be seen as Karma, but I don't think even she is quite this mean


I've been assured she's a biatch.
 
2017-06-23 12:38:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Tr0mBoNe: Trump is expecting Rich White Man Justicetm, not normal justice.

[img.fark.net image 777x149]
He couldn't even handle 'Daytime TV Justice!'


That's propaganda.
 
2017-06-23 12:38:35 PM  
The episode - recounted by four people familiar with the conversation -

Heh man, four separate leaks on a story, that place is incredible.
 
2017-06-23 12:53:03 PM  
Why haven't you guys settled with the FBI yet? Just give them some money from my campaign fund!
 
2017-06-23 12:55:05 PM  
No one knew staying out of prison could be so hard. Believe me.
 
2017-06-23 12:55:27 PM  

FreeBirdInTheHand: "I am not sure the president completely understands how these roles are segregated."

Let's all take a guess, shall we?


what is this I don't even
 
2017-06-23 12:58:30 PM  
Ftfa (fully aware this quote has already been posted up⬆there)

 "I am not sure the president completely understands how these roles are segregated."

Sentence is 5 words too long.
 
2017-06-23 12:58:47 PM  
First Trump came for his competetion in the Primaries, but I said nothing because I was not in the Primaries.

Then he came for Hillary, but I said nothing because it was not my turn.

Then he came for the FBI director, yadda yadda

But then he came for his lawyer, and I didn't give a flying fark and instead went out for a hot cup of covfefe.
 
2017-06-23 12:58:58 PM  

culebra: No one knew staying out of prison could be so hard. Believe me.


Sad
 
2017-06-23 12:59:15 PM  
I bet he yells at his personal trainer too.

"WHY AM I SO FAT? WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR!?!"
 
2017-06-23 01:00:21 PM  

Barfmaker: The episode - recounted by four people familiar with the conversation -

Heh man, four separate leaks on a story, that place is incredible.


All the best security and loyalty oaths. MAGA!
 
2017-06-23 01:04:40 PM  

FreeBirdInTheHand: "I am not sure the president completely understands XXXXX"


This statement is still true when you replace a wide variety of things for XXXXX.
 
2017-06-23 01:05:07 PM  
The best people.
 
2017-06-23 01:05:32 PM  
There are days where I can't believe that this is happening, i.e. most of them.
 
2017-06-23 01:06:15 PM  
Shoot by the time this whole fiasco reaches a crescendo of treachery and desperation he's gonna have to change his name to Fat Donny Just Gimme the Whole Gallon and Get the fark Out of Here.

Because that motherfarker definitely eats the gallon ice cream that's mostly sugar and despair. It's a great value. The best.
 
2017-06-23 01:06:19 PM  
You can't repair things while the demolition is still going on.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-06-23 01:07:10 PM  

Walker: This is why Trump has a problem finding lawyers, and why the lawyers he finds end up having to hire their own lawyers.


I would say this is also why the lawyers he does end up are lower than whale shiat.

img.fark.net
 
2017-06-23 01:08:42 PM  

LarryDan43: Why haven't you guys settled with the FBI yet? Just give them some money from my campaign fund!


Or get it from Eric's cancer charity.
 
2017-06-23 01:09:49 PM  
Old man yells at clods.
 
2017-06-23 01:11:36 PM  
You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.
 
2017-06-23 01:13:00 PM  

d23: Walker: This is why Trump has a problem finding lawyers, and why the lawyers he finds end up having to hire their own lawyers.

I would say this is also why the lawyers he does end up are lower than whale shiat.

[img.fark.net image 701x305]


I believe we had a thread on whale poo a week or so ago. It's important stuff and, as a bonus, floats.

https://www.livescience.com/8788-whale-poo-ocean-miracle-grow.html

Perhaps he is lower than frilled shark farts? (had to do some googling on that one)
 
2017-06-23 01:13:04 PM  
I guess ignorance isn't always bliss.

//TILT
 
2017-06-23 01:13:05 PM  

basemetal: You can't repair things while the demolition is still going on.


People say things like this all the time, buy it just proves they're not thinking about the problem in the right way.

For example, people say "you can't drab the swamp by filling it with toxic sludge", but that's not always true. For example, radioactive toxic sludge heats up enough to boil off the swamp.
 
2017-06-23 01:13:54 PM  
No worries, Trump is already interviewing this guy to replace McCabe...

www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2017-06-23 01:14:46 PM  

the_innkeeper: You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.


A video of him pacing in frustration anger or pounding a desk would really brighten up my day.
 
2017-06-23 01:17:25 PM  
 So this is what happens when the dog catches the car and attempts to drive.

 Oh fark,i don't have opposable thumbs. FML.
 
2017-06-23 01:18:46 PM  

MetaDeth:  Oh fark,i don't have opposable thumbs. FML.


That would require some sort of self-awareness I don't think Trump has.
 
2017-06-23 01:19:09 PM  
for not doing more to squash the Russia probe early on.


I still don't understand that if donny two scoops(of sheet) is so snow driven innocent in anything to do with the Russia probe....why is he fighting it so hard?  The lady protests too much, methinks.
 
2017-06-23 01:19:29 PM  
What happens when Trump runs out of scapegoats for his own incompetence?
 
2017-06-23 01:20:49 PM  

carrion_luggage: What happens when Trump runs out of scapegoats for his own incompetence?


He schedules a campaign rally?
 
2017-06-23 01:22:17 PM  
fark you, Joffrey, and your lawyers, too. Piece of shiat.
 
2017-06-23 01:22:27 PM  

EmptyCup: the_innkeeper: You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.

A video of him pacing driving his golf cart back and forth in frustration anger or pounding a desk would really brighten up my day.


He doesn't strike me as a 'pacing' kind of guy.
 
2017-06-23 01:22:31 PM  

EmptyCup: the_innkeeper: You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.

A video of him pacing in frustration anger or pounding a desk would really brighten up my day.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-23 01:22:50 PM  

the_innkeeper: You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.


But isn't it great to have someone running the government like a business?
 
2017-06-23 01:25:01 PM  
It's bizarre that the Trump administration is in some ways more transparent than the Obama administration. It's not a willing transparency but because so many are willing to anonymously talk about the day-to-day goings on.
 
2017-06-23 01:25:03 PM  
Lawyers: 'don't do the thing'

Trump: does the thing
 
2017-06-23 01:25:22 PM  

Raoul Eaton: the_innkeeper: You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.

But isn't it great to have someone running the government like a business?


I am going to use this admin to beat everyone who espouses this BS. I am so tired of that line of reasoning.
 
2017-06-23 01:30:17 PM  
I do enjoy hearing these stories about Trump making his own people miserable. Couldn't possibly be foreseen, I'm sure.

Even Spicer getting shafted by the disinvite to meet the Pope was great. Hitching your wagon to this gotard president is pretty much self-imposed karma.
 
2017-06-23 01:30:28 PM  
Thankful for Trump's incompetence is a particle and Horrified by Trump's incompetence is a wave. Their state and position fluctuate depending on how the observer's day is going.
 
2017-06-23 01:31:04 PM  

Vacation Bible School: EmptyCup: the_innkeeper: You mean the method Trump has relied on his entire life that has yielded the "success" that he is/has completely and utterly fails in an environment that is designed to be immune from such influence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Schadenfreude is the besten Freude.

A video of him pacing driving his golf cart back and forth in frustration anger or pounding a desk would really brighten up my day.

He doesn't strike me as a 'pacing' kind of guy.


Everyone knows physical exercise depletes our finite energy reserves.
 
2017-06-23 01:33:53 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: for not doing more to squash the Russia probe early on.


I still don't understand that if donny two scoops(of sheet) is so snow driven innocent in anything to do with the Russia probe....why is he fighting it so hard?  The lady protests too much, methinks.


Because he won the presidency and that means everyone has to love him. I'm not being facetious, either, I'm pretty sure that's what's going on here. He really doesn't understand why people aren't being nice to him, and thinks that anyone that isn't being nice to him must be doing it for nefarious reasons. Russia probe? It's because people are jealous. Comey not publicly exonerating him? He's nuts and hates Trump. Democrats not working with Republicans? They're angry over the election. Not going after Clinton? She called him up and congratulated him, so she's nice again. Destroying Obama's legacy? He was mean to him. China's not terrible anymore? They're nice to him and helping out his business.
 
2017-06-23 01:35:34 PM  

carrion_luggage: What happens when Trump runs out of scapegoats for his own incompetence?


SMFB.
/SAD MONKEY FINGER BANG
 
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