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(Orange County Register)   Man discovers that getting his 10th DUI doesn't result in a card for a free drink. Also, damn, that's a hard 6 years   ( ocregister.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, probation officer, Alcoholic beverage, probation report, court records, probation officials, Plea, Pleas, 53-year-old Placentia man  
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2017-06-22 03:31:22 PM  
Middle picture on the bottom row has a little bit of a Jack Nicholson thing going on.
 
2017-06-22 03:45:01 PM  
I'm assuming those weren't in chronological order, because otherwise his disappearing/reappearing forehead lines are freaking me out.
 
2017-06-22 05:37:44 PM  
Haskayne was arrested about 6 p.m. Jan. 29 after crashing his vehicle into a Southern California Edison electrical box in the 100 block of South Lakeview Avenue

♫ Oh no, we gonna rock down to
South Lakeview Avenue
And crash into some wires... ♫
 
2017-06-22 07:57:23 PM  
jebus, I had two impaireds almost 30 years apart and I have to win a lottery to ever drive again, how can you get ten and still even own a car?
 
2017-06-22 08:00:44 PM  
Placenta man, Placenta man
Getting DUI's as fast as he can
Doesn't look like he's feeling much mirth
Just fifty-three years after-birth

/ got nuthin
 
2017-06-22 08:03:00 PM  

weirdneighbour: jebus, I had two impaireds almost 30 years apart and I have to win a lottery to ever drive again, how can you get ten and still even own a car?



FTA: "Despite his business success of owning a large company with over 50 employees..."
 Have you tried being rich?
 
2017-06-22 08:03:37 PM  

weirdneighbour: jebus, I had two impaireds almost 30 years apart and I have to win a lottery to ever drive again, how can you get ten and still even own a car?


Get an expensive lawyer.
 
2017-06-22 08:05:20 PM  
Maybe he could explain to the judge that he wasn't driving, he was "traveling."  And he was not in a vehicle.  And he wasn't drunk.  And he isn't really himself.

//should've been a lawyer
 
2017-06-22 08:12:00 PM  

weirdneighbour: jebus, I had two impaireds almost 30 years apart and I have to win a lottery to ever drive again, how can you get ten and still even own a car?


Buying a car doesn't have a lot to do with having a valid liscense, the registration gets tricky though
 
2017-06-22 08:19:27 PM  
Difficulty level: Not Wisconsin.
 
2017-06-22 08:21:54 PM  

weirdneighbour: jebus, I had two impaireds almost 30 years apart and I have to win a lottery to ever drive again, how can you get ten and still even own a car?


See my post above. In Wisconsin, you aren't considered to be a real driver until you get your first DUI, and you aren't considered an experience driver until at least DUI no. 3.
 
2017-06-22 08:49:18 PM  
Dude should have just bought a house next to a bar/distributor/liquor store after DUI #2, would have been way cheaper.
 
2017-06-22 09:08:39 PM  

Mister Buttons: Dude should have just bought a house next to a bar/distributor/liquor store after DUI #2, would have been way cheaper.


Or hired a driver. Or, you know, quit drinking.
 
2017-06-22 09:41:47 PM  
His company makes "tapping equipment" down in Placentia.

The only thing this guys been tapping is all those kegs, AmIright?!

Okay, I'll log off now.
 
2017-06-22 10:38:56 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Middle picture on the bottom row has a little bit of a Jack Nicholson thing going on.


Damn you.

That's what happens when I'm late to the party.img.fark.netimg.fark.net
I know there's a better pic, just can't find it while walking my dog.
 
2017-06-23 12:41:11 AM  
And the picture on the lower left looks like William Shatner
 
2017-06-23 07:43:35 AM  
Placenta man?

img.fark.net
 
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