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(Media Matters)   Being Trump's press secretary is not something Laura Ingraham is dying to do; in fact, she really has to wash her hair and pick her sister up from the airport the next four years   ( mediamatters.org) divider line
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2017-06-21 08:14:05 AM  
She wouldn't be able to do it, she can't handle being challenged.
 
2017-06-21 08:25:53 AM  
I bet Trump did Nazi that coming
 
2017-06-21 08:31:10 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I bet Trump did Nazi that coming


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2017-06-21 08:31:39 AM  
#winning
 
2017-06-21 08:32:45 AM  
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/.. about this high
 
2017-06-21 08:33:09 AM  
"Mr. President, Ingraham says no to the offer."

"That's a shame, take a note and remind me to tweet bizarre shiat about her."

"Yes, sir. Who should we contact next?"

"What about that Caitlyn Gender broad? She's a fan and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a job. Obsessed with the gays though, Pence will shiat himself. fark him anyway, I'm pretty sure he's a mannequin sent to spy on us."
 
2017-06-21 08:33:22 AM  
almost made it.  sigh
 
2017-06-21 08:34:40 AM  
Just stop with the briefings. Dispense with another political norm.
 
2017-06-21 08:36:11 AM  
Was it the lack of armband and Hug Boss?
 
2017-06-21 08:36:27 AM  
/Hugo.
 
2017-06-21 08:40:55 AM  
Why would she take a straight job with the government?
 
2017-06-21 08:42:59 AM  
She only does her blog and Fox News Channel because then she is immune from criticism herself.
 
2017-06-21 08:47:43 AM  
I feel a poem coming on...
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For Donald Trump's press secretaries

the routine never varies

You complain about the press

and that last week's lie was under duress

Watch your ego shrink to a tiny size

as this week's fibs conflict with last week's lies

When it's over you have no ethics or power

just the urge to take a six-week shower...

 
2017-06-21 08:50:34 AM  

mainsail: /Hugo.


TOO LATE!

GIS for Hug boss:

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/Gimme a hug ya big galoot.
 
2017-06-21 08:50:52 AM  

mainsail: Was it the lack of armband and Hug Boss?


Not a typo. She is an objectively, physically, attractive woman.  For that kind of employee you KNOW Trump is  hugger.
 
2017-06-21 08:51:21 AM  
See folks? She just likes to PLAY the Aryan Nation Super-Fan on TV. She 'll an awkward salute on TV, because that's just theater, but comes down to it, she's just not THAT into the whole thing. She's just a regular woman, with hopes and dreams, and prefers job security as opposed to a few months of a gig that will end in flames, her reputation--which is none too great overall--getting tattered and spattered with the mud that is going to get slung when this whole investigation gets going full bore. Besides, trying to keep up with an impulsive truth challenged bore is maybe a bit too much like work for the lady...
 
2017-06-21 08:53:33 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "Mr. President, Ingraham says no to the offer."

"That's a shame, take a note and remind me to tweet bizarre shiat about her."

"Yes, sir. Who should we contact next?"

"What about that Caitlyn Gender broad? She's a fan and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a job. Obsessed with the gays though, Pence will shiat himself. fark him anyway, I'm pretty sure he's a mannequin sent to spy on us."


Pence would be unsure if he could be in the same room as her without Mother.
 
2017-06-21 08:54:17 AM  
It would be amusing to watch her try to out-attention whore the Donald.
 
2017-06-21 08:59:15 AM  
This would be much more entertaining.  He could get Megyn Kelly in the press pool.

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2017-06-21 09:00:55 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I bet Trump did Nazi that coming

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Guess she found Kyle
 
2017-06-21 09:02:58 AM  

Karac: mainsail: Was it the lack of armband and Hug Boss?

Not a typo. She is an objectively, physically, attractive woman.  For that kind of employee you KNOW Trump is  hugger.


Facehugger?
 
2017-06-21 09:08:37 AM  
She's probably afraid that Trump will want her to knowingly lie about something then (as he is want to do) reveal the truth and throw her under the bus.
 
2017-06-21 09:13:43 AM  

BitwiseShift: Why would she take a straight job with the government?


She took a straight job from Roger Ailes all those years.
 
2017-06-21 09:16:13 AM  
Didn't Ingraham get nixed originally because she plagiarized a bunch of shiat in her book?
 
2017-06-21 09:17:48 AM  
Maybe they could have convicts come in and do it in exchange for a commuted sentence?

Though that would probably violate the 8th amendment.
 
2017-06-21 09:20:30 AM  
Laura? Catch!

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2017-06-21 09:26:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: She wouldn't be able to do it, she can't handle being challenged.


Exactly - this woman can't deal with Whoopi Goldberg - the Press Corp would eat her alive.
 
2017-06-21 09:29:07 AM  

JohnWaynesHorse: This would be much more entertaining.  He could get Megyn Kelly in the press pool.

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That would both be amazing and terrifying. Amazifying even.
 
2017-06-21 09:33:32 AM  
But she would get to wave to him for four years
 
2017-06-21 09:37:51 AM  
Like most far right talking heads, Laura Ingraham has been play acting a role her whole life.  To use a saying from the Bush era, she's all hat and no cattle.  But, being the craven yippie little dog she's been her whole life, she's savvy enough to spot another phony like herself.  Trump's way in over his head and she knows it.  Nothing can be gained for her by joining forces with someone as utterly incompetent as POTUS.
 
2017-06-21 09:43:52 AM  
But what about Laura Outgraham?
 
2017-06-21 09:44:26 AM  
Being Trump's press secretary trying to convey information to a herd of biatchy, fractious, petty, hostile prima donnas seeking the downfall of her boss and all she stands foris not something Laura Ingraham is dying to do

FTFY
 
2017-06-21 09:45:08 AM  
Hannity
Hannity
Hannity
Hannity!!!

Seriously, that shiat would be farking hilarious.
 
2017-06-21 09:45:32 AM  

jjorsett: Being Trump's press secretary trying to convey information to a herd of biatchy, fractious, petty, hostile prima donnas seeking the downfall of her boss and all she stands foris not something Laura Ingraham is dying to do

FTFY


Aww, aren't you cute. Now run along and play.
 
2017-06-21 09:46:15 AM  
Oh Heil No.
 
2017-06-21 09:47:59 AM  

FnkyTwn: Didn't Ingraham get nixed originally because she plagiarized a bunch of shiat in her book?


Somebody read that shiat and noticed? Most of her readers probably forget the first part of the sentence before they get to the end of it, let alone remember between books.
 
2017-06-21 09:53:19 AM  
Why not get a bunch of people from the general public to try out for the job, with the WH press pool voting on the ones they like the most...

I'm smelling a new hit reality TV show here!
 
2017-06-21 09:59:31 AM  
Actually, they very well may just quit having the daily briefing. I don't see anybody who is remotely sane and qualified wanting that job. You're basically forced to tell transparent lies while the press corps yells a slightly politer phrasing of "Bullshiat" at you.
 
2017-06-21 10:04:52 AM  

Riche: Actually, they very well may just quit having the daily briefing. I don't see anybody who is remotely sane and qualified wanting that job. You're basically forced to tell transparent lies while the press corps yells a slightly politer phrasing of "Bullshiat" at you.


This guy might take the job...

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2017-06-21 10:07:28 AM  
I would love to see any one of the Right wing talk show types get that jerb. They're so used to not having to back up their assertions and bullshiat they would be eaten alive by the press corp. would be glorious.
 
2017-06-21 10:08:08 AM  

Hobodeluxe: She's probably afraid that Trump will want her to knowingly lie about something then (as he is want to do) reveal the truth and throw her under the bus.


She's a lawyer....she understands exactly what kind of shiatstorm is on the horizon for anyone associated with the administration.
 
2017-06-21 10:09:13 AM  
Ya know what? I could use a change of scenery in my life. I would be willing to take the job. I have several years experience as a reporter, I've done public speaking before and been OK with it. I'm a pretty charismatic person. I may be able to schmooze with some of the press corps behind the scenes, maybe get them to realize that "hey, it's not personal here. I'm just stuck working for a nutjob."

Of course, there would be a couple of conditions: I'd want $10 million up front (I know about Trump's deadbeat reputation) and all the Xanax I'd care to swallow. Also, on Halloween I'd get to do the briefing dressed as Baghdad Bob.
 
2017-06-21 10:09:23 AM  

Hobodeluxe: She's probably afraid that Trump will want her to knowingly lie about something then (as he is want to do) reveal the truth and throw her under the bus.


Well, that or she doesn't want to get grabbed by the p*ssy...
 
2017-06-21 10:10:52 AM  

Persnickety: Like most far right talking heads, Laura Ingraham has been play acting a role her i whole life.  To use a saying from the Bush era, she's all hat and no cattle.  But, being the craven yippie little dog she's been her whole life, she's savvy enough to spot another phony like herself.  Trump's way in over his head and she knows it.  Nothing can be gained for her by joining forces with someone as utterly incompetent as POTUS.


In college she was writing about Sodomites.

I think someone, maybe Gerry Spence wrote a book about people like her
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2017-06-21 10:11:26 AM  

FnkyTwn: Didn't Ingraham get nixed originally because she plagiarized a bunch of shiat in her book?


I was thinking that as well, but I looked it up and it turns out that was Monica Crowley, not Ingraham.

BTW, she won't take the job for the most "Republican" of reasons, she would be taking a massive pay cut and the exposure isn't really going to do much to move her career any higher than the level she has already achieved.
 
2017-06-21 10:18:39 AM  

jjorsett: Being Trump's press secretary trying to convey information to a herd of biatchy, fractious, petty, hostile prima donnas seeking the downfall of her boss and all she stands foris not something Laura Ingraham is dying to do

FTFY


Ha ha ha ha Ha!

Such a poor little victim is you. Sad.
 
2017-06-21 10:20:23 AM  

Riche: Ya know what? I could use a change of scenery in my life. I would be willing to take the job. I have several years experience as a reporter, I've done public speaking before and been OK with it. I'm a pretty charismatic person. I may be able to schmooze with some of the press corps behind the scenes, maybe get them to realize that "hey, it's not personal here. I'm just stuck working for a nutjob."

Of course, there would be a couple of conditions: I'd want $10 million up front (I know about Trump's deadbeat reputation) and all the Xanax I'd care to swallow. Also, on Halloween I'd get to do the briefing dressed as Baghdad Bob.


I'm with you.  I'd take the job so long as I get some money up front.  It would be fun for a little while.

Also, I like lying.  Mind you, in my case, I make them obvious, but that won't change much from the current state of affairs.
 
2017-06-21 10:45:27 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Riche: Ya know what? I could use a change of scenery in my life. I would be willing to take the job. I have several years experience as a reporter, I've done public speaking before and been OK with it. I'm a pretty charismatic person. I may be able to schmooze with some of the press corps behind the scenes, maybe get them to realize that "hey, it's not personal here. I'm just stuck working for a nutjob."

Of course, there would be a couple of conditions: I'd want $10 million up front (I know about Trump's deadbeat reputation) and all the Xanax I'd care to swallow. Also, on Halloween I'd get to do the briefing dressed as Baghdad Bob.

I'm with you.  I'd take the job so long as I get some money up front.  It would be fun for a little while.

Also, I like lying.  Mind you, in my case, I make them obvious, but that won't change much from the current state of affairs.


I'm right there with you.
 
2017-06-21 10:48:05 AM  

Riche: Ya know what? I could use a change of scenery in my life. I would be willing to take the job. I have several years experience as a reporter, I've done public speaking before and been OK with it. I'm a pretty charismatic person. I may be able to schmooze with some of the press corps behind the scenes, maybe get them to realize that "hey, it's not personal here. I'm just stuck working for a nutjob."

Of course, there would be a couple of conditions: I'd want $10 million up front (I know about Trump's deadbeat reputation) and all the Xanax I'd care to swallow. Also, on Halloween I'd get to do the briefing dressed as Baghdad Bob.


OH OH OH.....We need to have Snekertary dressed as Baghdad Bob!!!
 
2017-06-21 10:52:14 AM  

mainsail: Was it the lack of armband and Hug Boss?


No, lack of penis. Dolt 45 isn't going to send a non-penised person out to be his mouthpiece. It's one thing to have them as cheerleaders, this job just needs more gravitas than a booby vagina creature can generate.   Maybe he can get Alex Jones.
 
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