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2017-06-21 02:54:04 AM  
Good. Though it seems unfair that she's serving more time than her murdering asshat son.
 
2017-06-21 03:00:47 AM  
This entire bloodline needs to be sterilized by a blind lumberjack using a poorly-maintained oxy-acetelene welder, and on pay-per-view.
 
2017-06-21 04:18:23 AM  
meanwhile, minorities who follow the law, do as they are told get gunned down in cold blood while their badge wearing murders walk free and clear.
 
2017-06-21 04:50:40 AM  
Hasn't she suffered enough?!  She was rich and now she's working in a dive bar with people who ride motorcycles LEERING at her, just to make money!

/bring me my fainting couch and clutching pearls
//Screw her
 
2017-06-21 04:53:41 AM  
Wait, redact the leering bit.  I was wrong.
 
2017-06-21 06:26:19 AM  

deffuse: Hasn't she suffered enough?!  She was rich and now she's working in a dive bar with people who ride motorcycles LEERING at her, just to make money!

/bring me my fainting couch and clutching pearls
//Screw her


Not even with 45's dick.
 
2017-06-21 06:27:31 AM  

deffuse: Wait, redact the leering bit.  I was wrong.


Ftfa: "She was ordered to wear a GPS ankle monitor after posting bond" aka a dog collar
 
2017-06-21 06:29:25 AM  

Weaver95: meanwhile, minorities who follow the law, do as they are told get gunned down in cold blood while their badge wearing murders walk free and clear.


It's the American Dream!

Horribly mutated after all those nuclear tests and pollution before the EPA and all, but still.
 
2017-06-21 06:29:43 AM  
Can we just drop a big farking rock on these people and be done with it?
 
2017-06-21 06:30:06 AM  
Because knowing what the dive bar's logo looks like is SO important.
 
2017-06-21 06:32:29 AM  

black_knight: Because knowing what the dive bar's logo looks like is SO important.


If you want to avoid the place, yes it is.

Like when bars have a sign up "Karaoke Friday" I simply treat that as useful information, alerting me where I simply won't be on Friday.
 
2017-06-21 06:33:43 AM  

Smoking GNU: Weaver95: meanwhile, minorities who follow the law, do as they are told get gunned down in cold blood while their badge wearing murders walk free and clear.

It's the American Dream!

Horribly mutated after all those nuclear tests and pollution before the EPA and all, but still.


rich people literally walk away from charges that would net anyone else DECADES of jail time, and openly flaunt their advantages to the rest of the world.

people are getting angry, and if we don't acknowledge that anger and take steps to resolve the perceived injustices of our legal system then Really Bad Things are going to happen.
 
2017-06-21 06:35:24 AM  
Mama Affluenza's is the name of my Tex-Mex-Italian fusion restaurant so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2017-06-21 06:37:22 AM  

bughunter: Mama Affluenza's is the name of my Tex-Mex-Italian fusion restaurant so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...


Free pepto?
 
2017-06-21 06:46:45 AM  

bughunter: Mama Affluenza's is the name of my Tex-Mex-Italian fusion restaurant so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...


Where is this hypothetical restaurant?
 
2017-06-21 06:49:33 AM  

bughunter: Mama Affluenza's is the name of my Tex-Mex-Italian fusion restaurant so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...


Bottle of white....Bottle of white....Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight....
 
2017-06-21 07:00:48 AM  

Weaver95: Smoking GNU: Weaver95: meanwhile, minorities who follow the law, do as they are told get gunned down in cold blood while their badge wearing murders walk free and clear.

It's the American Dream!

Horribly mutated after all those nuclear tests and pollution before the EPA and all, but still.


rich people literally walk away from charges that would net anyone else DECADES of jail time, and openly flaunt their advantages to the rest of the world.

In the American justice system, it's better to be rich and guilty than poor and innocent.


people are getting angry, and if we don't acknowledge that anger and take steps to resolve the perceived injustices of our legal system then Really Bad Things are going to happen.

Don't hold your breath on that. That line was crossed a long time ago, and the revolt hasn't happened yet. How much more shiat do you think it's going to take to push people over the edge? In the last year alone, there have been how many high profile killings of civilians by cops? How many high profile cases where the wealthy get away with it while the less fortunate rot in prison? If people haven't revolted by now over this bullshiat, they arent going to at all. Its far easier to just biatch anonymously about it on the internet than it is to get off your farking ass and do something about it.

There is a reason why the government and the financial industry are happy with rampant consumerism and keeping people in debt: it gives them too much to lose. Are YOU willing to give up your big screen and your video games and your cars and designer clothes to risk an uprising? Because if your uprising fails, you're going to prison and you're going to lose all that cool shiat you got. Better to just accept the situation and complain about it than actually taking action to fix it and risk failure.
 
2017-06-21 07:01:33 AM  
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2017-06-21 07:02:26 AM  

Dick Gozinya: How much more shiat do you think it's going to take to push people over the edge?


not much.

http://www.wyff4.com/article/fbi-to-detail-findings-on-congressional-​b​aseball-shooting/10200109
 
2017-06-21 07:10:30 AM  
Her bond isn't revoked yet. According to the news this morning, the judge hasn't signed off yet. The regular judge is apparently on vacation and the visiting judge covering that court is likely going to leave this until he gets back next week.

That said, this entire family needs to be locked in an outhouse and set on fire.
 
2017-06-21 07:17:38 AM  
Yo, Princess.... when the judge says "abstain from alcohol and illicit drug use as a condition of your bond", you don't get to drink with the customers.  You already whined once about the accommodations in the Tarrant County jail - where do you think you'll be going to when the judge revokes your bail?  Hint: It's not going to be a four star hotel.

Frankly, she and her asshat kid need to spend a few years behind bars and reflect upon how they have managed to screw up.
 
2017-06-21 07:20:38 AM  
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2017-06-21 07:23:00 AM  

tnpir: Her bond isn't revoked yet. According to the news this morning, the judge hasn't signed off yet. The regular judge is apparently on vacation and the visiting judge covering that court is likely going to leave this until he gets back next week.

That said, this entire family needs to be locked in an outhouse and set on fire.


I suspect the visiting judge is leaving this one for the original judge because of the notoriety of the case.  I'm sure the judge will have a few choice words for her and the reason this is out in the media is to give the original judge a chance to translate "You done farked up" into proper legalese.
 
2017-06-21 07:34:18 AM  

black_knight: Because knowing what the dive bar's logo looks like is SO important.


I'm still trying to figure out how that is relevant to the story.
 
2017-06-21 07:39:53 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This entire bloodline needs to be sterilized by a blind lumberjack using a poorly-maintained oxy-acetelene welder, and on pay-per-view.


I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2017-06-21 07:40:21 AM  

lycanth: black_knight: Because knowing what the dive bar's logo looks like is SO important.

I'm still trying to figure out how that is relevant to the story.


It's the Daily News.  It's a NYC tabloid.  They have to find one salacious detail to toss into every story to maintain their reputation.
 
2017-06-21 07:40:52 AM  

fusillade762: Good. Though it seems unfair that she's serving more time than her murdering asshat son.


Nah, she raised him to be a sociopath.....
 
2017-06-21 07:59:13 AM  
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2017-06-21 08:02:17 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Weaver95: Smoking GNU: Weaver95: meanwhile, minorities who follow the law, do as they are told get gunned down in cold blood while their badge wearing murders walk free and clear.

It's the American Dream!

Horribly mutated after all those nuclear tests and pollution before the EPA and all, but still.

rich people literally walk away from charges that would net anyone else DECADES of jail time, and openly flaunt their advantages to the rest of the world.

In the American justice system, it's better to be rich and guilty than poor and innocent.


people are getting angry, and if we don't acknowledge that anger and take steps to resolve the perceived injustices of our legal system then Really Bad Things are going to happen.

Don't hold your breath on that. That line was crossed a long time ago, and the revolt hasn't happened yet. How much more shiat do you think it's going to take to push people over the edge? In the last year alone, there have been how many high profile killings of civilians by cops? How many high profile cases where the wealthy get away with it while the less fortunate rot in prison? If people haven't revolted by now over this bullshiat, they arent going to at all. Its far easier to just biatch anonymously about it on the internet than it is to get off your farking ass and do something about it.

There is a reason why the government and the financial industry are happy with rampant consumerism and keeping people in debt: it gives them too much to lose. Are YOU willing to give up your big screen and your video games and your cars and designer clothes to risk an uprising? Because if your uprising fails, you're going to prison and you're going to lose all that cool shiat you got. Better to just accept the situation and complain about it than actually taking action to fix it and risk failure.


I think messing with food stamps and section 8 might do it. It's a hell of a lot easier to control the masses when they're fed and housed, take the food away and suddenly that mansion in the suburbs with a full pantry starts to look like a tempting target.
 
2017-06-21 08:10:20 AM  

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Groundhog objects to your comparison.
 
2017-06-21 08:13:38 AM  

lycanth: black_knight: Because knowing what the dive bar's logo looks like is SO important.

I'm still trying to figure out how that is relevant to the story.


So people can look it up without the paper actually naming the bar and potentially face a lawsuit.
 
2017-06-21 08:23:07 AM  

Praise Cheesus: Yo, Princess.... when the judge says "abstain from alcohol and illicit drug use as a condition of your bond", you don't get to drink with the customers.  You already whined once about the accommodations in the Tarrant County jail - where do you think you'll be going to when the judge revokes your bail?  Hint: It's not going to be a four star hotel.

Frankly, she and her asshat kid need to spend a few years behind bars and reflect upon how they have managed to screw up.


It won't help.
 
2017-06-21 08:24:08 AM  

bughunter: Mama Affluenza's is the name of my Tex-Mex-Italian fusion restaurant so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...


We already have one here near Austin. Damn good food
http://www.lacocinadiaz.com/
 
2017-06-21 08:32:39 AM  

tnpir: Her bond isn't revoked yet. According to the news this morning, the judge hasn't signed off yet. The regular judge is apparently on vacation and the visiting judge covering that court is likely going to leave this until he gets back next week.

That said, this entire family needs to be locked in an outhouse and set on fire.


Why, in any right-thinking, moral world would you want to harm a perfectly good ourhouse?
 
2017-06-21 08:36:48 AM  
When I say someone is "the worst kind of person", this is the family I'm comparing them to. The Gold Standard.
 
2017-06-21 09:03:39 AM  
Guillotines. I need to invest in guillotines.
 
2017-06-21 09:07:32 AM  
Make sure you buy direct from the manufacturer. It's cheaper when all the middle-men don't take a cut, as it were.
 
2017-06-21 09:13:20 AM  

fusillade762: Good. Though it seems unfair that she's serving more time than her murdering asshat son.


She birthed the shiatstain, and then refused to raise him to be anything but a murdering asshat, so she deserves whatever time she gets and more.
 
2017-06-21 09:18:08 AM  
Well the one good thing is the family has probably burned through all if not most of their money with all their legal shenanigans. Dad with his impersonating a police officer stunt, mom with helping little Ethan escape and dear sweet Ethan and his stupidity, he is bound to be filling the pages of fark once he gets out of jail. He is ill prepared to face a world in which he actually might have to work for a living. Hopefully the next time he heads off to jail he wont kill people.
Hell if I got sent to that resort he did to sober up I would never want to leave.
 
2017-06-21 09:47:39 AM  
If they're so affluent why is she taking a side job in a white trash dive bar?
Also, fark both of them.
 
2017-06-21 09:58:22 AM  

black_knight: Because knowing what the dive bar's logo looks like is SO important.


It adds color.  When you have a conversation with your buddy and he tells a story about this crazy night at the bar, knowing it's got a neon, Daisy Dukes clad piece of cheesecake bent over a motorcycle as it's logo adds color to the tale.

Not important. Just fun.
 
2017-06-21 09:59:52 AM  
"Don't drink."
"I should get a job as a bartender!"
 
2017-06-21 10:08:13 AM  

Thingster: "Don't drink."
"I should get a job as a bartender!"


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It's doable
 
2017-06-21 10:23:30 AM  
I just really hope Ethan Couch is getting manhandled in prison. I mean, I hope every day is filled with dread for him. I want him to start each day with a huge, obese, muscular half-African, half-Samoan Crip nicknamed "Wooky" farting in his face for a full 45 seconds, and just get worse from there.

Anybody can have a tragic accident and kill four people with their car, but it takes a special kind of worthless douchebag to be so blind drunk he doesn't realize it, and then to not give a shiat and to smirk about it in court while his dad's paid judicial lackey gets him off from any punishment.

/I hope he has to toss Wooky's salad.
//I hope Wooky doesn't bathe.
///I hope Wooky has hemorrhoids.
 
2017-06-21 10:30:29 AM  

bughunter: Mama Affluenza's is the name of my Tex-Mex-Italian fusion restaurant so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...


Wasn't that one of the characters in Billy Joel's "Anthony's Song"? I think she paid off Sergeant O'Leary with a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack?
 
2017-06-21 10:31:20 AM  

swamp_of_dumb: tnpir: Her bond isn't revoked yet. According to the news this morning, the judge hasn't signed off yet. The regular judge is apparently on vacation and the visiting judge covering that court is likely going to leave this until he gets back next week.

That said, this entire family needs to be locked in an outhouse and set on fire.

Why, in any right-thinking, moral world would you want to harm a perfectly good ourhouse?


...in the middle of the street?
 
2017-06-21 10:40:22 AM  
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2017-06-21 11:34:35 AM  

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Carrot Top sure has gotten old.
 
2017-06-21 11:45:44 AM  
Well they tested the limits of a creative defense strategy, pioneers take the arrows.
 
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