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(C-SPAN)   Will Spiceweasel be fatter? Will he answer only questions from Russian news outlets? Will this be our last sighting of Snekretary? *huuuuuuuuuff* SNEKRETARY'S BACK, APRIL. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm ET start)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-06-20 10:15:37 AM  
they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary
 
2017-06-20 10:36:09 AM  
Salt the earth behind you, Sean.  You know it's the right thing to do.
 
2017-06-20 10:49:05 AM  

somedude210: they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary


they had one yesterday and didn't allow video or audio recording? wt actual f?
 
2017-06-20 11:00:58 AM  

somedude210: they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary


Informing the American people is detrimental to the administration's agenda.

Think about that.
 
2017-06-20 11:19:26 AM  
He should just start smoking again.

I wouldn't blame him (for once).
 
2017-06-20 11:21:21 AM  

dr_blasto: somedude210: they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary

they had one yesterday and didn't allow video or audio recording? wt actual f?


They also took a question from Russian media and not CNN.
 
2017-06-20 11:21:26 AM  
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2017-06-20 11:22:39 AM  

Cthulhukefka: dr_blasto: somedude210: they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary

they had one yesterday and didn't allow video or audio recording? wt actual f?

They also took a question from Russian media and not CNN.


This shiat is clownshoes. Clownshoes all the way down.
 
2017-06-20 11:22:52 AM  
If the administration is no longer speaking to the press, they should use that time to play some of Trump's greatest hits.  Like the pussy tape, or his impression of a disabled man.
 
2017-06-20 11:22:59 AM  

Cthulhukefka: dr_blasto: somedude210: they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary

they had one yesterday and didn't allow video or audio recording? wt actual f?

They also took a question from Russian media and not CNN.


That should have read, " and they took a question from Russian media and not one from CNN."

Not that I think that CNN is a bastion of responsible journalism, but come on man.
 
2017-06-20 11:23:00 AM  
Calling it.  Spicer is out, there will be no questions, just a prepared statement and a 'thank you, goodbye'.
 
2017-06-20 11:23:00 AM  
Don't leave us Snek!
 
2017-06-20 11:24:06 AM  

somedude210: they keep doing this on again/off again thing. Like they'll do a press gaggle (no video), get shiat for it and go back to intermittent press briefings for a week or two before another gaggle/shellacking. Yesterday may have been the final straw for the press. No video/audio and you answered a question from a Russian news org? Dude....


or, this is his announcement that he's out as Snekretary


That would be a typical Trump move:
"Sean...you're fired.  Now go tell the press that you're fired."
 
2017-06-20 11:24:06 AM  
I'm going to enjoy each one of these remaining threads as much as I can.
 
2017-06-20 11:24:34 AM  
Oh thank christ.
 
2017-06-20 11:25:32 AM  
This will be where they declare the press illegal.
 
2017-06-20 11:26:17 AM  
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We had a good run buddy.
 
2017-06-20 11:27:12 AM  

Subtonic: Calling it.  Spicer is out, there will be no questions, just a prepared statement and a 'thank you, goodbye'.


Yup, that's it. I hope Impaler hooks us up with a final awesome Snekretary cartoon. 
/sips covfefe from his Snek mug.
 
2017-06-20 11:28:16 AM  
Gotta go switch out mugs.
 
2017-06-20 11:30:24 AM  
This can't be the end of Snekretary!!  It just can't!
 
2017-06-20 11:30:27 AM  
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2017-06-20 11:30:56 AM  
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2017-06-20 11:32:32 AM  
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2017-06-20 11:33:06 AM  

Tsukue: This can't be the end of Snekretary!!  It just can't!


I mean a book deal was in the works, mugs and flasks merchandising, this can't be!!!!
 
2017-06-20 11:36:07 AM  
It's OK that you are getting a little heavy Sean.  It just means there is more of you to despise.
 
2017-06-20 11:36:22 AM  
So she was very unhappy with her face and thought it looked too fat. So i started over yesterday. Worked on the hands too.

Here's where i am now:
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And here's where i left off on its predecessor:
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Here they are together:
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2017-06-20 11:37:31 AM  
"Old snekretaries never die, they just fade away,
Don't cry for me April, I'm already dead inside
I will not go quietly into that good broom-closet they call the communication director's office
Snekretary out!"

*Smokebomb*
 
2017-06-20 11:38:44 AM  

freidog: "Old snekretaries never die, they just fade away,
Don't cry for me April, I'm already dead inside
I will not go quietly into that good broom-closet they call the communication director's office
Snekretary out!"

*Smokebomb*


I thought they are ouroboros and can not die. Only sleep through epochs until deayh itself dies.
 
2017-06-20 11:39:23 AM  

BorgiaGinz: Subtonic: Calling it.  Spicer is out, there will be no questions, just a prepared statement and a 'thank you, goodbye'.

Yup, that's it. I hope Impaler hooks us up with a final awesome Snekretary cartoon. 
/sips covfefe from his Snek mug.


According to the strip yesterday, Snek is hiring Mongoose-in-costume as his replacement.
 
2017-06-20 11:40:37 AM  
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Truly my favorite
 
2017-06-20 11:47:09 AM  

monoski: [img.fark.net image 329x750]

Truly my favorite


I kinda wish it ended with "well, slap my ass and call me charlie. THAT makes more sense."

In fact ill shoop that later
 
2017-06-20 11:50:56 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: So she was very unhappy with her face and thought it looked too fat. So i started over yesterday. Worked on the hands too.

Here's where i am now:[img.fark.net image 425x318]

And here's where i left off on its predecessor:[img.fark.net image 425x318]

Here they are together:
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I can see that - the shadows around her mouth made her look a bit jowly.  Looks like you added a bit more room on her forehead this time, that's better too.
 
2017-06-20 11:51:51 AM  
Better cram in some productivity now.... gonna be glued to Snek later
 
2017-06-20 12:05:07 PM  

freidog: "Old snekretaries never die, they just fade away,
Don't cry for me April, I'm already dead inside
I will not go quietly into that good broom-closet they call the communication director's office
Snekretary out!"

*Smokebomb*


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2017-06-20 12:38:59 PM  
Didn't we have this thread already?

Snekretary on:
Facebook
Comic page
Twitter
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2017-06-20 12:39:17 PM  
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2017-06-20 12:41:48 PM  
Does anyone have the gibberish Snekretary one? I can't find it and I loved that one.
 
2017-06-20 12:42:30 PM  

Tsukue: Uchiha_Cycliste: So she was very unhappy with her face and thought it looked too fat. So i started over yesterday. Worked on the hands too.

Here's where i am now:[img.fark.net image 425x318]

And here's where i left off on its predecessor:[img.fark.net image 425x318]

Here they are together:
[img.fark.net image 425x318]

I can see that - the shadows around her mouth made her look a bit jowly.  Looks like you added a bit more room on her forehead this time, that's better too.


It wasnt just the shadows it was all the things. Any single thing i changed made it look not like her. So i had to quit trying
 
2017-06-20 12:43:23 PM  
Checking back, a similar one was posted in the deserted "discussion" tab. I'm caught up now.
 
2017-06-20 12:44:00 PM  

impaler: [i.imgur.com image 700x1432]


This was a great way to deal with spicers demotion.
 
2017-06-20 12:45:08 PM  
I don't want to be productive.  I want to be here, with Snek.  With you, Fark.  Goddammitsomuch.
 
2017-06-20 12:45:53 PM  
Snekretary + glasses is always good for a laugh from me.  Just kills me for some reason.
 
2017-06-20 12:46:07 PM  

Arachnophobe: Does anyone have the gibberish Snekretary one? I can't find it and I loved that one.


This one?


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2017-06-20 12:46:27 PM  
Look at this way Sean: you don't have to go down with the ship anymore.
 
2017-06-20 12:47:03 PM  
Snekretary is taking over the roll of Sean Spicer, so he's not going anywhere.

Let's just hope they keep having press conferences.
 
2017-06-20 12:47:13 PM  

impaler: Arachnophobe: Does anyone have the gibberish Snekretary one? I can't find it and I loved that one.

This one?


[i.imgur.com image 700x1477]


YES!!

I don't know why that one cracks me up so much, but it does. Thank you!
 
2017-06-20 12:48:46 PM  

bainsguy: Look at this way Sean: you don't have to go down with the ship anymore.


He's already so boned though. Trump chewed up and shiat out all his credibility, pissibly health too
 
2017-06-20 12:49:38 PM  

impaler: Snekretary is taking over the roll of Sean Spicer, so he's not going anywhere.

Let's just hope they keep having press conferences.


Is it still a press conference if there is no audio or video and its not live?
 
2017-06-20 12:51:10 PM  
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Super appropriate soundtrack for this thread tbh
 
2017-06-20 12:54:40 PM  

impaler: Didn't we have this thread already?

Snekretary on:
Facebook
Comic page
Twitter
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scandal/speculation thread is different from the Snekretary threads. It just so happens that Snekretary's departure is the rumor of the day
 
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