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(NYPost)   Trump thought running for president would be more fun than a yacht   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-06-19 08:40:17 PM  
Trump now:

img.fark.net
 
2017-06-19 09:24:27 PM  
Fun for the whole family.
 
2017-06-19 09:29:01 PM  
Buying a big stupid toy -vs- Assuming responsibility for the entire g*dd*mn country.
Nice to see he weighed this decision so carefully.
 
2017-06-19 09:34:47 PM  

bloobeary: Buying a big stupid toy -vs- Assuming responsibility for the entire g*dd*mn country.
Nice to see he weighed this decision so carefully.


He's entertained with his new toy...being President.
Super Toys Last all Summer
 
2017-06-19 11:52:47 PM  
Who knew running a country could be so difficult?
 
2017-06-19 11:56:53 PM  
Well shiat, I just went and clicked on an ad for Gingrich's new book.
 
2017-06-19 11:57:27 PM  
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich reveals...

Stopped reading right there. They can't even get the f*ckers name right.

It's DISGRACED Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
 
2017-06-20 12:00:22 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-20 12:12:42 AM  
Okay, but as has been made repeatedly clear, Trump is a goddamned moron.
 
2017-06-20 12:27:37 AM  
Watching Trump be president has been more fun than being on a sinking yacht, so there's that.
 
2017-06-20 12:48:48 AM  
It's Newt profiteering off even his friends that made him such a popular person in his party that he ended up drinking from a keftover dog bowl in the White House.

But at least he shiat on his master's bed like this just for good measure...
 
2017-06-20 01:03:21 AM  
I would call my craft The Five Sixes just so I could point at it and say "Look!  It's a yacht!  See?!"
 
2017-06-20 01:33:46 AM  
MAGAMake Attorneys Get Attorneys!
 
2017-06-20 01:42:29 AM  

davidphogan: Watching Trump be president has been more fun than being on a sinking yacht, so there's that.


I'm not so sure about that. With the yacht there's always a chance of being rescued.
 
2017-06-20 02:06:06 AM  
He also noted how Trump ran his campaign like a corporation - "ahead of schedule and under budget."


Yeah, you can save a lot on advertising when the news networks give you free round the clock coverage. Every candidate should try that.
 
2017-06-20 02:06:49 AM  
He shoulda stuck with motorboating Ivanka.

He'd have saved the country a lot of trouble.
 
2017-06-20 02:09:13 AM  
I'm sure this is a comfort to the families of those who have lost brothers, sisters, parents, spouses and/or friends and other relatives in service to this country.  I get the feeling trump doesn't know or care about what military families give up in order to serve and protect this nation.
 
2017-06-20 02:26:16 AM  

I Browse: He also noted how Trump ran his campaign like a corporation - "ahead of schedule and under budget."


Yeah, you can save a lot on advertising when the news networks give you free round the clock coverage. Every candidate should try that.


Ahead of schedule? Like what? They held the election in October?
 
2017-06-20 02:28:50 AM  

Kouta: davidphogan: Watching Trump be president has been more fun than being on a sinking yacht, so there's that.

I'm not so sure about that. With the yacht there's always a chance of being rescued.


I have a phobia about man-made objects that are underwater.

Trump could terrify me more.  He could be a spider that lives under the water in a sunken yacht.  I will take a painful and slow death by nuclear fallout over a farking spider that lives in sunken yacht.
 
2017-06-20 02:29:25 AM  
I'm sure he had fun running for President.

I imagine there were a lot of panicky meetings when he actually won the job.

I don't think he's having fun. Too many people are saying mean things about him and the people who he thinks work for him (Congress) aren't obeying his orders.
 
2017-06-20 02:32:19 AM  

davidphogan: I have a phobia about man-made objects that are underwater.


Who could have a phobia about something as cool as this?

img.fark.net
 
2017-06-20 02:36:25 AM  

Weaver95: I'm sure this is a comfort to the families of those who have lost brothers, sisters, parents, spouses and/or friends and other relatives in service to this country.  I get the feeling trump doesn't know or care about what military families give up in order to serve and protect this nation.


Seven navy folks died, so Trump tweeted a lie about his approval numbers.
 
2017-06-20 02:39:24 AM  

Cpl.D: Seven navy folks died, so Trump tweeted a lie about his approval numbers.


yes, I know.  I'm a Navy vet (VQ2).  the fact that the president's first tweet after that story broke was about his poll numbers and NOT anything about the sailors who were injured or died was an insult that won't go unmarked by any member of any branch of the service.

Trump is running this country into the ground.  if he keeps this up, he's going to find out the hard way just how quickly this country WILL turn on him.  even his fellow republicans won't save him if he alienates too many people and factions in this nation.
 
2017-06-20 02:43:13 AM  
He certainly looked like he was having fun during the campaign. So much so that he started his next campaign the day after the inauguration.
 
2017-06-20 02:44:29 AM  

shpritz: He certainly looked like he was having fun during the campaign. So much so that he started his next campaign the day after the inauguration.


Day of.
 
2017-06-20 02:46:18 AM  
I dunno, are yachts fun?  Seems like a condo with a chance of seasickness.
 
2017-06-20 02:46:27 AM  

fusillade762: Well shiat, I just went and clicked on an ad for Gingrich's new book.


You'll get better
 
2017-06-20 02:47:42 AM  
at this point, I think even the GOP is getting tired of trump.  I think they're looking for an exit strategy.  one that preferably doesn't make them bleed TOO badly on the way out.
 
2017-06-20 02:47:57 AM  

timujin: shpritz: He certainly looked like he was having fun during the campaign. So much so that he started his next campaign the day after the inauguration.

Day of.


I stand corrected.

And his love for campaigning shouldn't be surprising to anyone. All he did was praise himself and insult others. Those are his two favorite things!
 
2017-06-20 02:54:22 AM  

shpritz: timujin: shpritz: He certainly looked like he was having fun during the campaign. So much so that he started his next campaign the day after the inauguration.

Day of.

I stand corrected.

And his love for campaigning shouldn't be surprising to anyone. All he did was praise himself and insult others. Those are his two favorite things!


It's all he's done since, too. Well, those two things and whinge. I mean, damn, dude cries more then a teething baby with colic and a diaper rash.
 
2017-06-20 03:10:10 AM  

propasaurus: I Browse: He also noted how Trump ran his campaign like a corporation - "ahead of schedule and under budget."


Yeah, you can save a lot on advertising when the news networks give you free round the clock coverage. Every candidate should try that.

Ahead of schedule? Like what? They held the election in October?


Wait a minute.  Since when did corporations start running anything ahead of schedule and under budget?
 
2017-06-20 03:11:59 AM  
The only way Trump does things 'under budget' is by not paying for them.
 
2017-06-20 03:20:10 AM  
I'm gonna f**king hurl.
 
2017-06-20 03:33:11 AM  

Weaver95: Trump is running this country into the ground.  if he keeps this up, he's going to find out the hard way just how quickly this country WILL turn on him.  even his fellow republicans won't save him if he alienates too many people and factions in this nation.


If, say, he insults our POWs? Or treats a Purple Heart like a participation ribbon?

Any
Day
Now
 
2017-06-20 03:35:59 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Weaver95: Trump is running this country into the ground.  if he keeps this up, he's going to find out the hard way just how quickly this country WILL turn on him.  even his fellow republicans won't save him if he alienates too many people and factions in this nation.

If, say, he insults our POWs? Or treats a Purple Heart like a participation ribbon?

Any
Day
Now


The longer this goes on, the more I consider the modern Republican Party to be a high-functioning cult that occasionally changes the target of worship from time to time.
 
2017-06-20 03:37:53 AM  
Worst game of chicken ever..
 
2017-06-20 03:41:54 AM  

Mike_1962: propasaurus: I Browse: He also noted how Trump ran his campaign like a corporation - "ahead of schedule and under budget."


Yeah, you can save a lot on advertising when the news networks give you free round the clock coverage. Every candidate should try that.

Ahead of schedule? Like what? They held the election in October?

Wait a minute.  Since when did corporations start running anything ahead of schedule and under budget?


Well they say they do, and Trump says he does, so it is very much the same.
 
2017-06-20 03:44:44 AM  

BlueDWarrior: The longer this goes on, the more I consider the modern Republican Party to be a high-functioning cult that occasionally changes the target of worship from time to time.


and its getting so bad that the cult is actually considering ditching the cult leader.
 
2017-06-20 04:10:26 AM  
The original title, Licking Trump's Bunghole, was vetoed by the publisher.
 
2017-06-20 04:21:34 AM  
♫ Trump thought... "I'm done with Russian probe."
"Treated me like a ragdoll"
He watches television
Tweets, "WITCH HUNT, they have nothing, but if they start it again
Tell him I'll fire Mueller, or, or, or... ♫
 
2017-06-20 04:36:31 AM  

I Browse: He also noted how Trump ran his campaign like a corporation - "ahead of schedule and under budget."


Yeah, you can save a lot on advertising when the news networks give you free round the clock coverage. Every candidate should try that.


Don't forget about the Russia bump. All it costs is a few human souls, but those are cheap souls, so it really does cost less
 
2017-06-20 04:39:38 AM  

Kittypie070: I'm gonna f**king hurl.


And I'll rush to put you on the tile.
 
2017-06-20 04:40:02 AM  
Too bad BEING president is a lot less fun than sinking a boat.
 
2017-06-20 04:58:45 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: I would call my craft The Five Sixes just so I could point at it and say "Look!  It's a yacht!  See?!"


Nice.

Saw a speedboat back in the 70s named "Thank You Judge Green"...never did get the story behind it.
 
2017-06-20 05:17:19 AM  
I wish he'd bought a yacht.
 
2017-06-20 05:31:16 AM  

Weaver95: Cpl.D: Seven navy folks died, so Trump tweeted a lie about his approval numbers.

yes, I know.  I'm a Navy vet (VQ2).  the fact that the president's first tweet after that story broke was about his poll numbers and NOT anything about the sailors who were injured or died was an insult that won't go unmarked by any member of any branch of the service.

Trump is running this country into the ground.  if he keeps this up, he's going to find out the hard way just how quickly this country WILL turn on him.  even his fellow republicans won't save him if he alienates too many people and factions in this nation.


Yes, they will mark the insult deep into their characters...

...then overwhelmingly support Trump in 2020.

/Cause they didn't give a rat fark how he felt about veterans
 
2017-06-20 05:42:16 AM  

Weaver95: Cpl.D: Seven navy folks died, so Trump tweeted a lie about his approval numbers.

yes, I know.  I'm a Navy vet (VQ2).  the fact that the president's first tweet after that story broke was about his poll numbers and NOT anything about the sailors who were injured or died was an insult that won't go unmarked by any member of any branch of the service.

Trump is running this country into the ground.  if he keeps this up, he's going to find out the hard way just how quickly this country WILL turn on him.  even his fellow republicans won't save him if he alienates too many people and factions in this nation.


Trump routinely shiat all over the military during the campaign, and they still overwhelmingly voted for him.
 
2017-06-20 05:45:20 AM  

qorkfiend: Weaver95: Cpl.D: Seven navy folks died, so Trump tweeted a lie about his approval numbers.

yes, I know.  I'm a Navy vet (VQ2).  the fact that the president's first tweet after that story broke was about his poll numbers and NOT anything about the sailors who were injured or died was an insult that won't go unmarked by any member of any branch of the service.

Trump is running this country into the ground.  if he keeps this up, he's going to find out the hard way just how quickly this country WILL turn on him.  even his fellow republicans won't save him if he alienates too many people and factions in this nation.

Trump routinely shiat all over the military during the campaign, and they still overwhelmingly voted for him.


"I prefer soldiers that are too stupid to know when they're being insulted."
 
2017-06-20 05:46:12 AM  

Cpl.D: Weaver95: I'm sure this is a comfort to the families of those who have lost brothers, sisters, parents, spouses and/or friends and other relatives in service to this country.  I get the feeling trump doesn't know or care about what military families give up in order to serve and protect this nation.

Seven navy folks died, so Trump tweeted a lie about his approval numbers.


 He did?  I said he'd do this last night.
 
2017-06-20 05:46:23 AM  
My name is Donald J. Twump. I own a mansion and a yacht.
 
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