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(Cageside Seats)   Will Roman announce that he has to go now, his planet needs him? After a Bork-related hiatus last week, what's next for the Samoa Joe-Paul Heyman feud? Can Bayley figure out a way to win matches without hurting anyone? Raw tonight on USA at 8 ET   ( cagesideseats.com) divider line
    More: Live, Brock Lesnar, champion Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, big SummerSlam announcement, long awaited rematch, Great Balls, contender Samoa Joe, Samoa Submission Machine  
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2017-06-19 01:51:38 PM  
With the exception of Naomi, all the current champions, MITB holders, and scheduled title contenders are heels.
 
2017-06-19 02:15:49 PM  
Can Roman just leave and never return?
 
2017-06-19 05:42:23 PM  

domino324: With the exception of Naomi, all the current champions, MITB holders, and scheduled title contenders are heels.


Which means John Cena will be back to save us all from the menace of Jinder Mahal.

img.fark.net
 
2017-06-19 05:49:38 PM  
I'm obviously out of the loop lately, thanks to weekly work schedules.  But I'm seriously wondering what Ellsworth brings to the table that got him a paycheck from Vince.
 
2017-06-19 05:54:39 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'm obviously out of the loop lately, thanks to weekly work schedules.  But I'm seriously wondering what Ellsworth brings to the table that got him a paycheck from Vince.


They like making fun of him, which means it's the same appeal they got from Hornswoggle.
 
2017-06-19 06:38:22 PM  
After last night not sure about Raw tonight. Last several weeks there has been a big news story that has had me watching Maddow. And the only Raw in the last 6 weeks I tried to watch i bailed on within 45 minutes. So I will maybe give the start of the show a chance, unless some major breaking news hits
 
2017-06-19 06:40:57 PM  
There are some spoilers floating around, but dont worry, I wont spoil it

I will say however that the WWE are gonna waste a match that could make them a lot of money for a PPV
 
2017-06-19 07:09:30 PM  

cman: There are some spoilers floating around, but dont worry, I wont spoil it

I will say however that the WWE are gonna waste a match that could make them a lot of money for a PPV


*sigh*  well then.  I, um, I'll be grabbing a game off of the pile and checking in on the thread.
 
2017-06-19 07:13:20 PM  

Polartank13: domino324: With the exception of Naomi, all the current champions, MITB holders, and scheduled title contenders are heels.

Which means John Cena will be back to save us all from the menace of Jinder Mahal.

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Maybe they have other plans for Cena July 4.
 
2017-06-19 07:18:24 PM  

domino324: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'm obviously out of the loop lately, thanks to weekly work schedules.  But I'm seriously wondering what Ellsworth brings to the table that got him a paycheck from Vince.

They like making fun of him, which means it's the same appeal they got from Hornswoggle.


He's actually a pretty decent douchbag heel. He's gotten heat for Carmella which was unthinkable at one point. He also seems to realize he's punching above his career and genuinely enjoying things
 
2017-06-19 07:27:42 PM  
Gonna have to pass on Raw and Smackdown this week. I'd like to say it's out of protest for the Women's MITB Match last night, but really I have to work.
 
2017-06-19 07:28:08 PM  
So with SD in town tonight, I had lunch with several top SD people and they told me the finish/aftermath of GBoF. How would SD people know this? Read on and find out. The obvious part is the beginning, Brock beats down Joe in about 10 minutes after a million suplexes. HHH got his crate back, so they'll tape NXT over OVW and send Joe back to the minor leagues. They'll have to widen the crate since the Spirit Squad only had 5 normal-sized men, but they'll make him fit.

The next week on NXT, a new wrestler shows up, Joekozuna. He's a fat useless Samoan sumo champion. Of course, he'll need a Japanese manager, Mr Fujaki.

On July 4, Joekozuna shows up to squash Mahal for the title. He then challenges anyone in the building to bodyslam him. BRRRRRRRADAPO!!!!! With the fallen Canadian giving him the thumbs up, Cena bodyslams Joekozuna, though JBL insists it's a hiptoss.

Cena goes on a bus tour promising to make WWE great and gets a Summerfest title match, but it's his last one ever if he loses. Cena wins, but if happens by Countout after Joe rolls out of the ring after an AA and he's too fat to get back in.

Sami Zayn challenges Joekozuna, but only if it's a falls-count anywhere match so Fat Joe can't get counted out again. This match type allows Joekozuna to brawl around the building with Zayn. Sami fires up and runs around for 15 seconds. Chasing him for that long causes Joekozuna to collapse from a heart attack and Zayn pins him for the title. While celebrating, Corbin attacks, cashes in MitB and wins the belt, giving Zayn a 7-minute reign.

At the Royal Rumble, Cena attacks Curtis Axel and steals his spot, wins the match, and goes on to face Corbin at WM. Do you really need spoilers at this point?
 
2017-06-19 07:35:29 PM  

domino324: Gonna have to pass on Raw and Smackdown this week. I'd like to say it's out of protest for the Women's MITB Match last night, but really I have to work.


Please none of us work. We are all hobos at the library right? Right?
 
2017-06-19 07:37:36 PM  

domino324: Gonna have to pass on Raw and Smackdown this week. I'd like to say it's out of protest for the Women's MITB Match last night, but really I have to work.


We know you're gonna watch it. Your favorite wrestler Roman Reigns will be on.
 
2017-06-19 07:39:58 PM  

TheManofPA: domino324: Gonna have to pass on Raw and Smackdown this week. I'd like to say it's out of protest for the Women's MITB Match last night, but really I have to work.

Please none of us work. We are all hobos at the library right? Right?


I'm not a hobo.  I just use the browser history for new adult website recommendations.
 
2017-06-19 07:44:08 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: domino324: Gonna have to pass on Raw and Smackdown this week. I'd like to say it's out of protest for the Women's MITB Match last night, but really I have to work.

Please none of us work. We are all hobos at the library right? Right?

I'm not a hobo.  I just use the browser history for new adult website recommendations.


www.brabadooteens.com
 
2017-06-19 07:46:53 PM  
I'm still mad about last night.
 
2017-06-19 07:48:58 PM  
What are the Vegas odds that RAW and Smackdown this week aren't a continuance of the dumpster fire from last night?
 
2017-06-19 07:51:11 PM  
Let's do this!!img.fark.net
 
2017-06-19 07:57:19 PM  

markhwt: Let's do this!![img.fark.net image 425x318]


I see a lotta empty seats
 
2017-06-19 07:58:15 PM  
I'm going to say 8:08 is the time we find out that BRAUN ISN'T DONE WITH HIM YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
 
2017-06-19 07:58:40 PM  

cman: markhwt: Let's do this!![img.fark.net image 425x318]

I see a lotta empty seats


I bought them all. Less competition for Alexa.
 
2017-06-19 07:58:41 PM  

cman: markhwt: Let's do this!![img.fark.net image 425x318]

I see a lotta empty seats


It's the dark match, people are still getting their merchandise and popcorn
 
2017-06-19 07:58:54 PM  

pd2001: What are the Vegas odds that RAW and Smackdown this week aren't a continuance of the dumpster fire from last night?


Vegas can't find a way to balance all the money on dumpster fire to be able to set the odds fairly
 
2017-06-19 07:59:54 PM  

indybill23: cman: markhwt: Let's do this!![img.fark.net image 425x318]

I see a lotta empty seats

It's the dark match, people are still getting their merchandise and popcorn


True dat
 
2017-06-19 08:00:59 PM  
Checking in.....Why this guy ??
 
2017-06-19 08:01:32 PM  

markhwt: cman: markhwt: Let's do this!![img.fark.net image 425x318]

I see a lotta empty seats

I bought them all. Less competition for Alexa.


Siri does suck, I will give ya that
 
2017-06-19 08:01:38 PM  
From the stench of Bruce Pearl......it's Raw.
 
2017-06-19 08:02:58 PM  
Greetings, smfarks! Let's get it on! Big Dog in the Yard!
 
2017-06-19 08:03:29 PM  
This is my yard ....yeah  yeah .
 
2017-06-19 08:03:38 PM  
Holy crap, looking to see the date of summerslam, I came across this

Brock Lesner has headlined 3 straight Summerslams and farking 4 of the last 5. Farking summer of part-time
 
2017-06-19 08:03:39 PM  
I aint watching, but I am looking at the Wrestling Inc coverage of Raw.

Reigns has just come down. What was the reaction like?
 
2017-06-19 08:03:40 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Checking in.....Why this guy ??


THE Guy
 
2017-06-19 08:03:57 PM  
Wait, didn't Finn beat him 1 on 1? I was there.
 
2017-06-19 08:03:59 PM  
Ask Vince..
 
2017-06-19 08:04:26 PM  

cman: I aint watching, but I am looking at the Wrestling Inc coverage of Raw.

Reigns has just come down. What was the reaction like?


"a thunderous reaction" - Michael Cole
 
2017-06-19 08:04:40 PM  
Remember: This is a face promo.

No, he's not turning heel.

This is a face promo.

No, he's not anti-hero

THIS IS A FARKING FACE PROMO FOR ROMAN REIGNS, YOU WILL LOVE HIM!
 
2017-06-19 08:04:42 PM  
Evening all.

If you really hate the product as much as you do, I expect you to promo and rave and tune in to AXS TV a week from Saturday so NJPW can push up to 1.5m+ viewers for their US show.  Else all of you are the suckers Vince wants.
 
2017-06-19 08:05:36 PM  
My first river was showing last night's talking smack for some reason, so I found another one, and it's showing SSR talking

I think I'mma go back to talking smack
 
2017-06-19 08:05:42 PM  
And Roman just pulls and gives himself a title match

SAVE US BRAUN STROWMAN!
 
2017-06-19 08:05:46 PM  
Get that heat, Roman! Get it!

/Taker comes out in 3 ... 2 ...
 
2017-06-19 08:05:55 PM  
Starting with a Roman promo is not a good way to keep me interested
 
2017-06-19 08:06:17 PM  

wwffan7385: Evening all.

If you really hate the product as much as you do, I expect you to promo and rave and tune in to AXS TV a week from Saturday so NJPW can push up to 1.5m+ viewers for their US show.  Else all of you are the suckers Vince wants.


I WOULD IF I COULD GET AXS!! FARKING COMCAST!!
 
2017-06-19 08:06:29 PM  
..so Samoa Joe is coming out to save us from a Samoan named Joe?
 
2017-06-19 08:06:34 PM  
Good thing: That means we won't have to worry about Brock-Roman at WM
Bad thing: They'll dusty finish the Summerslam match so that we'll have to watch that as the WM Main event.
 
2017-06-19 08:06:36 PM  
Samoa Joe saves us from the Samoan named Joe
 
2017-06-19 08:06:43 PM  

wwffan7385: Evening all.

If you really hate the product as much as you do, I expect you to promo and rave and tune in to AXS TV a week from Saturday so NJPW can push up to 1.5m+ viewers for their US show.  Else all of you are the suckers Vince wants.


Its more correct to call them Roman Reigns fans than Vince McMahon suckers.
 
2017-06-19 08:06:58 PM  

TheManofPA: Remember: This is a face promo.

No, he's not turning heel.

This is a face promo.

No, he's not anti-hero

THIS IS A FARKING FACE PROMO FOR ROMAN REIGNS, YOU WILL LOVE HIM!


It's not a face promo. It's not a heel promo. It's THE promo. It's HIS yard!
 
2017-06-19 08:07:10 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Starting with a Roman promo is not a good way to keep me interested


This is payback against men for what we did during the women's MITB. Thanks a lot Ellsworth
 
2017-06-19 08:07:11 PM  

indybill23: wwffan7385: Evening all.

If you really hate the product as much as you do, I expect you to promo and rave and tune in to AXS TV a week from Saturday so NJPW can push up to 1.5m+ viewers for their US show.  Else all of you are the suckers Vince wants.

I WOULD IF I COULD GET AXS!! FARKING COMCAST!!


Then get Sling or DirecTV Now.
 
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