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(Buzzfeed)   Beyonce fans don't care if you're a proud Grandpa, don't talk about the birth of her twins unless you want to get stung by the "beyhive"   ( buzzfeed.com) divider line
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2017-06-19 12:48:49 PM  
Dey be beliebers?
 
2017-06-19 01:03:37 PM  
When we go to war with Russia....these people should be on the front lines.
 
2017-06-19 01:08:46 PM  
Another day, another reminder of what a bunch of vile slack-jawed no-life cretins inhabit this Earth
Oh Dark Lord Trump -- I beseech thee, let free the warheads of annihilation and hit the reset button on Humanity
 
2017-06-19 03:30:57 PM  
Geez...imagine if she'd had triplets.
 
2017-06-19 03:37:36 PM  
I honestly cannot imagine being so invested in the life of someone you do not know, will never meet, and does not care at all about you.
 
2017-06-19 03:51:21 PM  
Do fandoms have a Dunning-Kruger equivalent, i.e. the people who are absolutely adamant about being the best fans of someone or something tend to be the worst examples of it?
 
2017-06-19 04:22:15 PM  
Twitter is a cancer that needs to be irradiated from the planet.
 
2017-06-19 04:27:52 PM  
He definitely shouldn't have done that.  Mathew Knowles better.
 
2017-06-19 04:29:11 PM  
Ok, I won't talk about the birth of her boring-ass twins.
 
2017-06-19 04:31:53 PM  

DubyaHater: Twitter is a cancer that needs to be irradiated from the planet.


Almost as bad as telegraph
 
2017-06-19 04:32:00 PM  
Woohoo Beyonce's reproductive system works. That's like congratulating a dude for having a dick. Get over yourself.
 
2017-06-19 04:34:46 PM  

puffy999: When we go to war with Russia....these people should be on the front lines.


Surely there are ways to have them killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort.
 
2017-06-19 04:37:58 PM  
Beyhive?

Yeah, f*ck these people. A grandfather gets to enjoy the birth of his grandchildren without their say-so.
 
2017-06-19 04:40:31 PM  

nmrsnr: I honestly cannot imagine being so invested in the life of someone you do not know, will never meet, and does not care at all about you.


Then stay off the Politics tab. No one here knows Trump, will never meet him and he definitely doesn't care about us. ;)

As for Bouncy Bonky Beyonce I don't give a rodent's rectum about her, her husband or her latest releases.
 
2017-06-19 04:40:52 PM  
a mila kunis thread with no remarkable pics
& now this
c'mon farkers
is there any spark left of the good ol days & help out those of us stuck at work that could use just a moment of reprieve from our day to day grind & bask in the glorious bosom of women we'll never ever
ever
ever
ever
ever
meet
?
 
2017-06-19 04:42:02 PM  
London Grammar cover Beyonce's All Night in the Live Lounge
Youtube zBhgm75h-sI
 
2017-06-19 04:48:27 PM  

Slypork: Then stay off the Politics tab. No one here knows Trump, will never meet him and he definitely doesn't care about us. ;)


Unfortunately, HE affects us ALL.

Each one of his actions sends our world reeling toward its finite end ever faster.
 
2017-06-19 04:49:57 PM  
img.fark.net

I hope to see lots more of her twins
 
2017-06-19 04:53:33 PM  
So 'fans' are farking crazy. I'm in complete shock.
 
2017-06-19 04:55:36 PM  
Does this mean Becky with the good hair is single?
 
2017-06-19 04:56:03 PM  
fark the "Beyhive". Bunch of racist, sexist TERFs who objectify a woman more than any man would...
 
2017-06-19 04:58:42 PM  

IlGreven: fark the "Beyhive". Bunch of racist, sexist TERFs who objectify a woman more than any man would...


favourited as "feminist"
 
2017-06-19 05:00:14 PM  

IlGreven: TERF


Had to look that one up.
How did that phrase get associated with this subject?
 
2017-06-19 05:04:01 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: IlGreven: TERF

Had to look that one up.
How did that phrase get associated with this subject?


img.fark.net
Because it's all our TERF!
 
2017-06-19 05:08:10 PM  
TERF wars?
 
2017-06-19 05:09:10 PM  
I'm not a fan of her music.
 
2017-06-19 05:17:39 PM  
Has this Beyhive used its power for good, as in going after the GOP leadership?
 
2017-06-19 05:25:35 PM  

Jingle Strangle: Cubicle Jockey: IlGreven: TERF

Had to look that one up.
How did that phrase get associated with this subject?

[img.fark.net image 666x360]
Because it's all our TERF!


An opportunity arose, and you snatched it. Good work, Warrior.
 
2017-06-19 05:28:39 PM  
If Jay-Z doesn't make a Hot 100 track with the twins in the next 24 hours, does that mean he loves Blue more?
 
2017-06-19 05:30:04 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: IlGreven: TERF

Had to look that one up.
How did that phrase get associated with this subject?


I had to look it up too, and am also confused with how it applies here.
 
2017-06-19 05:44:18 PM  
Would it be an exaggeration to say to the world Jay-z busted his nut in Bey's Babby maker and I really really really don't give a shiat?
 
2017-06-19 06:13:40 PM  
Her music is terrible.

Come at me Beyhive!
 
2017-06-19 06:17:28 PM  
I'm struggling to care. You can tell because I posted in this thread. See? I'm trying to give a rats backside about some attention hoe. I'm, I'm... giving up. I have no idea who this person is nor do I care. I just wanted to post on Fark.

 Now I'm an attention ho!
 
2017-06-19 06:25:58 PM  

JolobinSmokin: I'm not a fan of her music.


img.fark.net
I used to be a fan of her early stuff, but once
she got started with the Lemonade, I tuned out
 
2017-06-19 07:44:16 PM  

inner ted: a mila kunis thread with no remarkable pics
& now this
c'mon farkers
is there any spark left of the good ol days & help out those of us stuck at work that could use just a moment of reprieve from our day to day grind & bask in the glorious bosom of women we'll never ever
ever
ever
ever
ever
meet
?


Been trying to find a relevant fap post, submitted a few, not greenlit.
 
2017-06-19 08:02:09 PM  
Hey Beyhive. I got news for you. Jay-z and his overrated wife couldn't give 2 sh*ts about you. Try to approach them on the street and see how far you get. Get real lives.
 
2017-06-19 08:50:44 PM  

domo_kun_sai: Hey Beyhive. I got news for you. Jay-z and his overrated wife couldn't give 2 sh*ts about you. Try to approach them on the street and see how far you get. Get real lives.


Yeah and when was the last time Beyonce cleaned out your garage? And when it's time to do your laundry, where's Jay Z? I'll tell ya. Jay Z is looking out for Jay Z!
 
2017-06-19 08:54:27 PM  
So, there's assholes on Twitter? Well, I'll be.
DNRTFA
 
2017-06-19 09:26:45 PM  
In my experience, people having just one kid are so zapped by the experience that they don't want to see or talk to pretty much anyone for multiple days. Now consider twins, and then consider a rabid fanbase that knows no personal space. I'm guessing that they asked grandpa to post the news so they wouldn't have to deal with that shiat.
 
2017-06-20 04:56:21 AM  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Ok, I won't talk about the birth of her boring-ass twins.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2017-06-20 08:20:26 AM  

Diogenes: Geez...imagine if she'd had triplets.


She'd fall forward from the extra weight

/ Of course JayZ could claim a twin inboard motor.
 
2017-06-20 08:50:31 AM  
I had an emergency C-section after twelve hours of labor (baby and I were fine after the c-section). My SO and I were so tired and wrung out from the stress of needing that emergency surgery (plus the stress of becoming first time parents) that we designated four people (one family member and one friend each) to disseminate information, answer questions on our behalf, and filter important questions to us. Otherwise, by and large, we didn't speak to non-medical people until the day after we returned home (we got home early evening and wanted additional rest, or at least as much a newborn allows, before reaching out to people ourselves.

In other words, IMHO, the Beyhive can go f*ck themselves. Respect the parents' desire for privacy and peace while adjusting to life with a toddler and newborn twins.

/I can't believe I just defended Beyoncé and Jay-Z
 
2017-06-20 06:14:53 PM  
Hey Beyhive, Beyonce sucks.  The only thing worse than when she sings is when she speaks.  Kiss my ass
 
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