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1592 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2017 at 6:00 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-06-19 10:53:10 AM  
2017-06-19 01:38:28 PM  
"The fans will come back once that fart clears out of here."
2017-06-19 06:11:34 PM  
"No.  You cannot challenge the Phillies' entire season up to this point."
2017-06-19 06:16:54 PM  
"Uh, just because you can't find the ball doesn't mean that I have it."
2017-06-19 06:18:12 PM  
It was at that moment that #39 knew....

....he farked up.
2017-06-19 06:26:11 PM  
"Q: If you have a car containing a Phillies shortstop, a Phillies catcher, and a Phillies outfielder, who is driving the car? A: The cop. 

Q: What does a Phillies fan do when his team has won the World Series? A: He turns off the PlayStation 

Q: How do you keep a Phillies fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick Atlanta navy and scarlet and he won't beat it for years!"


"... is this thing on"
2017-06-19 06:45:20 PM  
"No, we will not go dancing with you and I most definitely will NOT give it to you high and inside later."
2017-06-19 06:56:53 PM  
It's true. Enrico Palazzo is doing the national anthem tonight. That's him warming up in the dugout over there.
2017-06-20 08:37:00 AM  
Yeah, I ate the food in that lunch bag. Just how was I supposed to know what the "PP" written on it stood for? And I hate to do this, but as the head official today, I'm going to have to overrule your decision and call this one a fair play. Now, let's try to put this behind us and go out today so we can make a few calls bad enough to make the fans here forget for a few moments how truly god-awful their team is. PLAY BALL!
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