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(The Sun)   Fark: Drunk farmer starts fight with a pig. TotalFark: Farmer loses and dies. WTFark: After pig bit off three of his fingers and his nads   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2017-06-18 10:33:16 PM  
bite his testicles and severe three fingers of his right hand,

Is this the British spelling?
 
2017-06-18 10:34:16 PM  
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2017-06-18 10:55:57 PM  
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2017-06-18 11:06:45 PM  
So why was his penis exposed to the pig in the first place?
 
2017-06-18 11:26:16 PM  

Nidiot: So why was his penis exposed to the pig in the first place?


I see you're not familiar with drunken pig fighting rules.
 
2017-06-18 11:30:53 PM  
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Approves.
 
2017-06-18 11:42:46 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Nidiot: So why was his penis exposed to the pig in the first place?

I see you're not familiar with drunken pig fighting rules.


True I am not. Are we able to say the pig won fair and square?
 
2017-06-18 11:54:43 PM  
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2017-06-19 12:06:29 AM  
Rule #1 of pig fighting club: Always were pants when fighting a pig.
 
2017-06-19 12:18:57 AM  

abhorrent1: Rule #1 of pig fighting club: Always were pants when fighting a pig.


Can I wear were-pants?

/ I'm guessing something happens to those when the moon is full.
 
2017-06-19 12:29:03 AM  

Nidiot: abhorrent1: Rule #1 of pig fighting club: Always were pants when fighting a pig.

Can I wear were-pants?

/ I'm guessing something happens to those when the moon is full.


ugh. I give up. I will no longer fight auto correct. You win, auto correct! I quit.
The rest of my texting/posting days will now be a cavalcade of hilarious misspellings from here on out. I'm done
 
2017-06-19 12:35:16 AM  

abhorrent1: Nidiot: abhorrent1: Rule #1 of pig fighting club: Always were pants when fighting a pig.

Can I wear were-pants?

/ I'm guessing something happens to those when the moon is full.

ugh. I give up. I will no longer fight auto correct. You win, auto correct! I quit.
The rest of my texting/posting days will now be a cavalcade of hilarious misspellings from here on out. I'm done


Hilarity is always welcome. It brings joy to a world that seems hell bent on turning into hell.
 
2017-06-19 12:38:36 AM  

Nidiot: swaniefrmreddeer: Nidiot: So why was his penis exposed to the pig in the first place?

I see you're not familiar with drunken pig fighting rules.

True I am not. Are we able to say the pig won fair and square?


If not, who will tell him he lost, eh?

/The pig always wins eventually.
//pig is naked so fair's fair, right?
///had a diff concept of bacon killing me tho...
 
2017-06-19 12:40:45 AM  
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2017-06-19 01:09:47 AM  
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2017-06-19 01:15:37 AM  
Wait.  The penis I can understand, but how did the pig bite off three of its fingers?  Pigs don't even have fingers.
 
2017-06-19 01:19:22 AM  
Nature is red in tooth and nail.  And should you forget that, nature will be happy to remind you.
 
2017-06-19 01:23:13 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Approves.


Also approves:
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/can't believe this hasn't been posted yet
 
2017-06-19 01:27:14 AM  
I hope I go that way.
 
2017-06-19 01:31:26 AM  
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2017-06-19 01:31:28 AM  
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- Jack Handey
 
2017-06-19 01:33:11 AM  
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2017-06-19 01:34:42 AM  
I'm gonna hazard a guess that the man tried to sex the pig and the pig wasn't having any of that so the pig spun around and chomped on all the danglies it encountered.
 
2017-06-19 01:36:22 AM  
Better get some sleep old man. You have a long day of drinking and beating the fark out of me tomorrow...
 
2017-06-19 01:39:01 AM  

Nidiot: abhorrent1: Nidiot: abhorrent1: Rule #1 of pig fighting club: Always were pants when fighting a pig.

Can I wear were-pants?

/ I'm guessing something happens to those when the moon is full.

ugh. I give up. I will no longer fight auto correct. You win, auto correct! I quit.
The rest of my texting/posting days will now be a cavalcade of hilarious misspellings from here on out. I'm done

Hilarity is always welcome. It brings joy to a world that seems hell bent on turning into hell.


wasnt it nero that fiddled as rome burned? might as well find a way to enjoy the disaster when theirs no getting out of it.

as for pigs... theirs a reason they are one of the few creatures your allowed to hunt from helicopter... on the ground your generally going to lose to one thats annoyed.
 
2017-06-19 01:39:26 AM  
Well great, now the farmer's wife, who secretly had her 3 children fathered by her twin brother, will scheme to keep the farm in her son's name.  Even if she has to have the top farm hand beheaded.  Her first born will die and she'll blame her dwarf little brother, her daughter will be killed, her youngest will commit suicide, and she'll finally claim the farm for herself.  Who knows for how long she'll keep it before a descendent of the farmer her husband killed to take the farm to begin with.
 
2017-06-19 01:44:55 AM  
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2017-06-19 01:48:28 AM  
I like the way the last line basically says the article is all made up.
 
2017-06-19 01:49:30 AM  
Probably just returning the favor for what the farmer did to him. Pigs are smart like that.
 
2017-06-19 01:50:55 AM  
Talk about pork chops.
 
2017-06-19 01:51:06 AM  
Pigs are mean. Smart, fast, aggressive, omnivorous and mean.

Rural firetrucks in my fair home country carry  7.62 rifles for farm fires, and while sows and geldings can be corralled and saved, SOP for boars is to simply shoot them, they're too dangerous to rescue.
 
2017-06-19 01:51:10 AM  
approves!
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2017-06-19 01:56:17 AM  
Pig:  He was comming right for me and I was in fear for my life!!!
Swine:  group collectively  and knowingly chuckles.

Pig:  not like that you a holes,  I mean for real.

Swine:  collectively gasp.
 
2017-06-19 02:14:43 AM  
Anyone else cross their legs?
 
2017-06-19 02:18:30 AM  
They've been warning us for years that bacon would kill us. We should have listened.

We. Should. Have. Listened.
 
2017-06-19 02:20:26 AM  
Some days you eat the pig, some days the pig eats you.
 
2017-06-19 02:22:33 AM  

Resident Muslim: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Approves.

Also approves:
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/can't believe this hasn't been posted yet


That was my first thought, actually, but Google led me in a different direction.
 
2017-06-19 02:24:01 AM  
Although morbidly curious I am not clicking on that link. Sun especially.
 
2017-06-19 02:36:08 AM  

Nidiot: So why was his penis exposed to the pig in the first place?


I went to the state fair when I was 15 or so and watched some pigs in a pen for a while.  They pretty much just chomped on each other's vajayjay's at every opportunity. They weren't love-bites. I'm assuming it was a space thing as they were in really close quarters and probably quite unhappy with it.  Not very sanitary, but damned if it doesn't get the point across.

So yeah, annoy a pig and it'll go straight for the crotch.  It's part of what they do.
 
2017-06-19 02:39:01 AM  
Piggy just wanted some pulled pork. Pulled it clean off.
 
2017-06-19 02:41:59 AM  
To defend the poor deceased farmer, I'll have a fight with some bacon for breakfast.

And I will win.  Because I'll have pants on.
 
2017-06-19 02:59:56 AM  
How it started. img.fark.net
 
2017-06-19 03:10:52 AM  
That story did not boar...
 
2017-06-19 03:22:47 AM  
What happens when you do a mash-up of Stephen King and E. B. White ...
 
2017-06-19 03:26:56 AM  
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admit it.  it happened to all of us.
 
2017-06-19 03:55:45 AM  
A farmer like that you don't eat all at once.
 
2017-06-19 04:26:36 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: [img.fark.net image 850x478]
admit it.  it happened to all of us.


Dirty Alliance Scum...
 
2017-06-19 04:45:59 AM  
Yo dawg, I heard you like sausage, so I put sausage in your sausage!
 
2017-06-19 05:05:00 AM  
Story in the Sun, about something that supposedly happened in rural Mexico.
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2017-06-19 05:11:07 AM  

C18H27NO3: I'm gonna hazard a guess that the man tried to sex the pig and the pig wasn't having any of that so the pig spun around and chomped on all the danglies it encountered.


You could say that he made a proper pig's ear of things.

/TFA was a boar.
//Reap what you sow.
 
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