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(Miami Herald)   El Mariachi arrested in Key West   ( miamiherald.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Firearm, Machine gun, Bland, Gun, Rifle, Tristan Bland, Caliber, 35-year-old Key West  
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2017-06-18 03:23:20 PM  
For those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Mariachi' means 'the Mariachi'
 
2017-06-18 04:00:47 PM  

kbronsito: For those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Mariachi' means 'the Mariachi'


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*shakes fist*
 
2017-06-18 04:06:02 PM  
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2017-06-18 04:55:12 PM  
A .9 mm pistol?
 
2017-06-18 05:22:45 PM  
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2017-06-18 05:24:26 PM  

Voiceofreason01: A .9 mm pistol?


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2017-06-18 05:32:18 PM  

Voiceofreason01: A .9 mm pistol?


That's a tiny bullet
 
2017-06-18 05:36:54 PM  
Now watch me. Watch. Are you watching?

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2017-06-18 05:38:53 PM  

Voiceofreason01: A .9 mm pistol?


Getting shot with mechanical pencil lead.
 
2017-06-18 05:44:38 PM  
Pretty sure concealed carry doesn't cover assault rifles. But since it's Florida, who knows.
 
2017-06-18 05:50:45 PM  
El Cabong...

/Qweeksdraw or Babalooey?
 
2017-06-18 05:50:57 PM  
Once again, one crime at a time.
 
2017-06-18 05:54:22 PM  
Back when Antonio didn't suck.
 
2017-06-18 05:55:34 PM  
ajufoundation.com
 
2017-06-18 05:59:01 PM  
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2017-06-18 06:00:20 PM  

abhorrent1: Pretty sure concealed carry doesn't cover assault rifles. But since it's Florida, who knows.


I'm pretty sure that, like Georgia, it covers any weapon.  That's why they're called concealed weapons permits and not comcealed sword, gun or crossbow permits.

And unless you're like this moron it's generally legal to go most anywhere while carrying a loaded rifle.
 
2017-06-18 06:00:25 PM  
Can I call you "El"?

/I can be your bodyguard
//you can be my long-lost pal
///I'll shoot the cook
 
2017-06-18 06:04:44 PM  
But what type of scoot was he hauling that all around on? & did he have the guitar case on a Vigano rack, then?
 
2017-06-18 06:11:39 PM  
 
2017-06-18 06:27:34 PM  
The story said that none of the guns were registered to him, but Florida does not have gun registration.  You may as well say that the guitar case wasn't registered to him either.
 
2017-06-18 06:31:02 PM  
Good gods, is there one thing this writer could get right about firearms?

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2017-06-18 06:35:27 PM  

Voiceofreason01: A .9 mm pistol?


It's smaller than a Kolibri.
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/that's a Kolibri Glock for any jurnalizts out there
 
2017-06-18 06:48:05 PM  

joaquin closet: El Cabong...

/Qweeksdraw or Babalooey?


Come on, Fark is a visual medium.

www.cartoonscrapbook.com
 
2017-06-18 07:14:16 PM  
Is the guitar ok?
 
2017-06-18 07:55:28 PM  
He needed to spice up his life, if not his last name a bit?
 
2017-06-18 08:00:17 PM  

fusillade762: Voiceofreason01: A .9 mm pistol?

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2017-06-18 08:07:54 PM  
Arrested on Duval Street, with all that ammo, where they have the Pride festival, on Pride weekend (June 11), and a year almost to the day after the massacre in Orlando. That kind of scares the shiat out of me and I hope they're investigating this a little deeper than just a "weapons violation" charge.
 
2017-06-18 08:12:57 PM  
The FBI should be looking at this one, not just local cops.
 
2017-06-18 08:19:29 PM  

abhorrent1: Pretty sure concealed carry doesn't cover assault rifles. But since it's Florida, who knows.


Yeah. It's not Arizona. Anything goes out here
 
2017-06-18 08:24:16 PM  
Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers. Lots of high schools, here in the holy land, teach it as a music course.

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2017-06-18 08:26:05 PM  

BitwiseShift: Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers. Lots of high schools, here in the holy land, teach it as a music course.

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I wish my HS had mariachi instead of marching band.  That's pretty awesome.
 
2017-06-18 08:49:47 PM  

kbronsito: For those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Mariachi' means 'the Mariachi'


OK, smart guy, what does "El Niño" mean?
 
2017-06-18 08:50:32 PM  
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Sorry but you just can't be gangsta on one of these.
 
2017-06-18 08:54:38 PM  
I love the fact that he was riding a scooter....you see them everywhere in Key West.


/Thought about renting one when I was there.
//Decided not to.
///Mosty because I was drinking through the day, and I would have crashed it into Captain Tony's
 
2017-06-18 08:57:44 PM  

stuffy: [tse1.mm.bing.net image 300x208]
Sorry but you just can't be gangsta on one of these.


Old joke:

Riding one of those is like having eex with a fat girl....it's fun, but you don't want your friends see you doing it.

Side note:

Renting a Segway makes those Scooters loook like Harleys.  A friend of mine rented a Segway in New Orleans.... and I asked him if he was heckled.

"Yes," he said.

"Good....you deserved it."
 
2017-06-18 08:59:34 PM  

felching pen: Can I call you "El"?

/I can be your bodyguard
//you can be my long-lost pal
///I'll shoot the cook


You can call me El Spongo....which is Spanish for "The Sponge".

/Meh.
//Chris Farley was already referenced in this thread.
 
2017-06-18 09:02:04 PM  

Salmon: Back when Antonio didn't suck.


But he's doing those awesome Heineken commercials.


/I keed!
 
2017-06-18 09:07:03 PM  
Bum Farto still missing, though.
 
2017-06-18 09:20:06 PM  

BitwiseShift: Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers.


No, it doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariachi
 
2017-06-18 09:31:33 PM  

WARNING: El Kabong is still at large. He is armed and dangerous.

The Critic.  I love that show.

 
2017-06-18 09:32:26 PM  

Baba Louie, Baba Louie, Baba Louie!

 
2017-06-18 09:37:13 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: kbronsito: For those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Mariachi' means 'the Mariachi'

OK, smart guy, what does "El Niño" mean?


The nine, duh.
 
2017-06-18 09:38:04 PM  

BitwiseShift: Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers. Lots of high schools, here in the holy land, teach it as a music course.

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2017-06-18 09:38:40 PM  

fusillade762: Voiceofreason01: A .9 mm pistol?

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I'm quite sure the kid who wrote the article doesn't have a clue about firearms. I've heard of .22 rifles with an AR-type configuration, but not too often. Also, there's no gun registry in Florida.
 
2017-06-18 09:42:32 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Arrested on Duval Street, with all that ammo, where they have the Pride festival, on Pride weekend (June 11), and a year almost to the day after the massacre in Orlando. That kind of scares the shiat out of me and I hope they're investigating this a little deeper than just a "weapons violation" charge.


Agreed... as well as making me very angry.
 
2017-06-18 09:44:54 PM  
 
2017-06-18 09:49:24 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: BitwiseShift: Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers. Lots of high schools, here in the holy land, teach it as a music course.

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Q. I loved the Q.

Oblig-sorry

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2017-06-18 09:52:01 PM  

BitwiseShift: Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers.


Yeah, that's all well and good until you simply want to get blackout drunk on margaritas poured out of the chicken mouth of a chicken pitcher while the mariachi band plays mui autentico music and you wake up embarrassed the next day.

But thanks for your concern, Pedro or whatever your name is!!!
 
2017-06-18 09:54:19 PM  
Did he have two friends with weapons in their guitar cases?
 
2017-06-18 10:02:48 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: BitwiseShift: Subby, if you got married more often, you'd know that Mariachi means Wedding Singers. Lots of high schools, here in the holy land, teach it as a music course.

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Q was awesome. If the Enterprise was the Internet, Q was the massive troll. At least an entertaining one.
 
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