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(FIFA)   The summer of soccer continues. Day 2 of the FIFA Confederations Cup. Portugal vs. Mexico at 11am ET and Cameroon vs Chile at 2pm   ( fifa.com) divider line
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2017-06-18 10:38:58 AM  
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Personally I think Ariyaga II is going to have a great game today, if Bariyaga can get him the crosses he needs.
 
2017-06-18 10:39:44 AM  
Hoping Ochoa has a good game today
 
2017-06-18 10:40:18 AM  
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2017-06-18 10:48:24 AM  

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I submitted a better, Simpsons headline.
/fast kickin', low scoring, and ties? You bet!
 
2017-06-18 10:51:56 AM  
So conflict on who I want to lose this game.
 
2017-06-18 10:52:43 AM  
One of the girls carrying the Portuguese flag has for some reason died the ends of her hair silver. I thought my TV was on the blink at first.
 
2017-06-18 10:53:35 AM  
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2017-06-18 10:55:07 AM  
I do wonder if there are two more disliked international sides than these two?
 
2017-06-18 10:56:54 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: I do wonder if there are two more disliked international sides than these two?


Chile still fields a player who stuck his finger up an opponent's butt, and then got the victim a card/ejection.
 
2017-06-18 11:02:41 AM  
5 seconds in and I am already annoyed at the announcer.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIttttttttttttt's SOOCCER Time!!!"
I feel bad for Cobi Jones.
 
2017-06-18 11:04:58 AM  
After about 10 seconds, I switched to Telemundo's feed. Goddamn is the US English feed bad...
 
2017-06-18 11:06:00 AM  
And apparently the reason the Mexican fans aren't yelling "Puto!" is because FIFA made new guidelines about homophobic/xenophobic chants.

/already learned something today
 
2017-06-18 11:07:18 AM  
Nice free kick position, and...into the wall.
 
2017-06-18 11:07:39 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: And apparently the reason the Mexican fans aren't yelling "Puto!" is because FIFA made new guidelines about homophobic/xenophobic chants.

/already learned something today


How is FIFA enforcing this?  Have they finally moved on from Strongly Worded Letters and asking nicely to stop?
 
2017-06-18 11:08:18 AM  
Went back to check just why the English feed is so bad. It's because the main announcer is from Univision's team. I wish I could figure out why Fox Sports hired him to announce in English.
 
2017-06-18 11:08:55 AM  

nursetim: Princip's Sandwich: And apparently the reason the Mexican fans aren't yelling "Puto!" is because FIFA made new guidelines about homophobic/xenophobic chants.

/already learned something today

How is FIFA enforcing this?  Have they finally moved on from Strongly Worded Letters and asking nicely to stop?


Probably hitting them in the wallet with crowd bans.
 
2017-06-18 11:09:19 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Went back to check just why the English feed is so bad. It's because the main announcer is from Univision's team. I wish I could figure out why Fox Sports hired him to announce in English.


Because Americans want to hear English but the network wants to patronize the Latino viewership?
 
2017-06-18 11:09:37 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Went back to check just why the English feed is so bad. It's because the main announcer is from Univision's team. I wish I could figure out why Fox Sports hired him to announce in English.


10 minutes in and I miss Gus Johnson.
 
2017-06-18 11:09:38 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: 5 seconds in and I am already annoyed at the announcer.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIttttttttttttt's SOOCCER Time!!!"
I feel bad for Cobi Jones.


Shhh.  Don't make them put Joe Buck in.
 
2017-06-18 11:10:07 AM  
Portuguese player prone, possibly dead on the pitch.  Condition upgraded to not dead yet
 
2017-06-18 11:10:16 AM  
He went full Microphone. You never go full Microphone.
 
2017-06-18 11:10:21 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Chimpy McSquirrel: 5 seconds in and I am already annoyed at the announcer.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIttttttttttttt's SOOCCER Time!!!"
I feel bad for Cobi Jones.

Shhh.  Don't make them put Joe Buck in.


Or Alexi
 
2017-06-18 11:10:26 AM  

harleyquinnical: Portuguese player prone, possibly dead on the pitch.  Condition upgraded to not dead yet


Mostly dead
 
2017-06-18 11:10:35 AM  
Over here we've just got the usual ITV lot on the mic, which is bearable but not exactly amazing,
 
2017-06-18 11:10:45 AM  
Shut up, Dr. Joe!
 
2017-06-18 11:11:25 AM  

harleyquinnical: AliceBToklasLives: Chimpy McSquirrel: 5 seconds in and I am already annoyed at the announcer.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIttttttttttttt's SOOCCER Time!!!"
I feel bad for Cobi Jones.

Shhh.  Don't make them put Joe Buck in.

Or Alexi


I would accept Joe Buck, Alexi, and Eric Wynalda over this guy.
 
2017-06-18 11:11:35 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: Over here we've just got the usual ITV lot on the mic, which is bearable but not exactly amazing,


Still better than John Strong but a far cry from Jon Champion
 
2017-06-18 11:12:18 AM  
Hahahhahahahah. Portugal and consistent are two words that are never to be used together.
 
2017-06-18 11:12:48 AM  

nursetim: harleyquinnical: AliceBToklasLives: Chimpy McSquirrel: 5 seconds in and I am already annoyed at the announcer.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIttttttttttttt's SOOCCER Time!!!"
I feel bad for Cobi Jones.

Shhh.  Don't make them put Joe Buck in.

Or Alexi

I would accept Joe Buck, Alexi, and Eric Wynalda over this guy.


Take that back. That name should never be uttered.
 
2017-06-18 11:13:13 AM  

nursetim: harleyquinnical: Portuguese player prone, possibly dead on the pitch.  Condition upgraded to not dead yet

Mostly dead.


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2017-06-18 11:13:54 AM  
Turf monster stopped that attack by Mexico
 
2017-06-18 11:16:08 AM  
Oh thank god. Telemundo feed is back. I don't think I could stand much more of the Univision guy straining to say the full name of every damn person.
 
2017-06-18 11:16:34 AM  
Close to a hand ball there, but not.  Portugal instead conceding a corner
 
2017-06-18 11:17:33 AM  
Mexico trying to win in the air, lol.
 
2017-06-18 11:18:08 AM  
STOP SAYING CR7!
 
2017-06-18 11:18:23 AM  
Probably my two most hated national teams playing head to head. Maybe Pepe and Chicharito will have a massive collision and end each other's careers.

(OK I don't actually want anyone to get hurt.)
 
2017-06-18 11:18:33 AM  
Portugal shot is deflected out before challenging Ochoa
 
2017-06-18 11:18:46 AM  

nursetim: STOP SAYING CR7!


It flows much better in Spanish. He is obviously uncomfortable doing this.
 
2017-06-18 11:19:21 AM  

Keith Dudemeister: Probably my two most hated national teams playing head to head. Maybe Pepe and Chicharito will have a massive collision and end each other's careers.

(OK I don't actually want anyone to get hurt.)


Pepe's career is already dead. He's going to PSG. As an aging player.
 
2017-06-18 11:19:44 AM  
Salcedo with an errant elbow
 
2017-06-18 11:20:43 AM  
Ouch.  Just a clip but still looked like it hurt
 
2017-06-18 11:20:45 AM  
As much as i dislike Ronaldo, I am a fan of USA and nothing makes me happier than El Tri getting stomped. Oh and are there armed russian soldiers by the Mexican fans so they dont drop their chant?
 
2017-06-18 11:20:56 AM  

harleyquinnical: Salcedo with an errant elbow


I thought the VAR was supposed to catch that and inform the Referee to issue a card.
 
2017-06-18 11:21:13 AM  
From 30 yards out, into the wall
 
2017-06-18 11:21:35 AM  
Ochoa makes one save but cannot make the other.
 
2017-06-18 11:21:45 AM  
LOL this announcer is ridiculous.
 
2017-06-18 11:21:46 AM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


wait....video system
 
2017-06-18 11:21:54 AM  

harleyquinnical: From 30 yards out, into the wall


And a lot of hype from the announcer
 
2017-06-18 11:22:31 AM  
Hey world....you can thank America for instant replay


SHUT UP DR. JOE!!!
 
2017-06-18 11:22:33 AM  
No goal for you,
VR spots the offside.
 
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