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(Bleacher Report)   Will Randy Orton be hindered by the Home Town Curse? Who will perform the craziest spot of the night? Will anyone be pleased by the winners of the ladder matches? Money In The Bank tonight on the WWE Network at 8pm ET, Kickoff show at 7:30pm   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
    More: Live, World Wrestling Entertainment, SmackDown Live, WWE Championship, Shinsuke Nakamura, AJ Styles, Sunday night, Chris Jericho, Money in the Bank ladder match  
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2017-06-18 01:43:39 PM  
MITB Ladder Match (Men's) - Sami Zayn. (Do I really believe this? No. But I have to. He's my favorite.) (We all know Nakamura is winning this... even though he has been lackluster at best in WWE. Much like Cesaro, me having to find old matches to explain to my husband WHY I liked someone so much, and that they didn't always do that. The 100+ moves of Claudio video on YouTube gave me some credibility, but he still doesn't believe me on so many of these guys.)
MITB Women's Ladder Match - James Ellsworth. (Why? Because Vince Russo is feeding someone angles to make the show as ridiculous as possible, and it's ALSO a way for them to try to push Carmella as a face (which will never happen, but hey.)
WWE Championship: Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Mahal. A boring match that wastes the last good years of Orton's career (and I have been a fan of him since his debut) but it's too soon for the belt to change hands. Randy deserves better.
Tag Team: Usos vs New Day - Oh my GOD please be New Day. The Usos need to just be a bad memory at this point. They suck in every way possible and their shirt makes no sense.
Women's Championship: Naomi vs Lana - Well, fark, if it's not Naomi, they just admitted they gave up on the most talented women's division they have ever had in the history of the company. Which is great, with Charlotte Flair, who is the second best wrestler in the company  after Sami Zayn and they may be tied.
The Hype Bros vs The Colons - Who cares? Nobody. Where the hell is Breezeango, who are *finally* getting over with the fashion police gimmick? Goddamnit, WWE. Goddamnit. Also: Is that really the whole show? This is the only listing of matches I can find. End the "brand extension" and PPVs every two weeks. I realize I am guilty because I watch the damned shows, but... wow.
 
2017-06-18 01:59:55 PM  
Men's MITB: Baron Corbin, against my every wish. Zero chance Shinsuke wins after he did the briefcase spot on Smackdown this week.

Women's MITB: Carmella takes it because of course. I'd love for it to be Becky, but she has as much chance of winning tonight as Sami Zayn, which is to say that if Vince can find a way to job them in tonight's matches, he'll do it.

Orton vs Jinder. Jinder all the way for a variety of reasons (hometown, Orton too boring, too soon for title change, etc.)

New Day vs Usos. Usos retain to set up a Triple Threat Tag match with the Fashion Police at SummerFest.

Naomi vs Lana. Naomi is my choice but I don't feel totally confident. I could definitely see them hotshotting the belt onto Lana here as it seems Vince really loves heels these days.

Hype Bros vs Colons. Mojo needs a win so I think they'll get it here, not that it'll amount to anything in the big picture. They could go with a Ryder heel turn though to give them both something to do.
 
2017-06-18 05:33:15 PM  
Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.
 
2017-06-18 05:41:03 PM  

serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.


Well shiat, I'm very sorry to hear that.
 
2017-06-18 05:44:06 PM  

domino324: serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.

Well shiat, I'm very sorry to hear that.


Than you, people will be along to make fun any minute.. But thank you, genuinely.
 
2017-06-18 05:53:45 PM  

serpent_sky: domino324: serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.

Well shiat, I'm very sorry to hear that.

Than you, people will be along to make fun any minute.. But thank you, genuinely.


Ive been going through my own tough times lately but not quite on that level. Best I can suggest is kicking back tonight and enjoying some rasslin'. Besides, Smackdown has had a good track record so maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised.
 
2017-06-18 06:02:37 PM  

domino324: Ive been going through my own tough times lately but not quite on that level. Best I can suggest is kicking back tonight and enjoying some rasslin'. Besides, Smackdown has had a good track record so maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised.


All I want is Sami to get his due and win MITB.
 
2017-06-18 06:04:33 PM  

serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.


Was going to snark on the ppv early (and will still do so to the wrasslin once that actually starts) - however, out of deference to this fact, I'll wait until "go time" to do that. I'm very sorry to hear this, hope your evening improves!
 
2017-06-18 06:15:37 PM  

serpent_sky: domino324: Ive been going through my own tough times lately but not quite on that level. Best I can suggest is kicking back tonight and enjoying some rasslin'. Besides, Smackdown has had a good track record so maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised.

All I want is Sami to get his due and win MITB.


You and me both. I want Sami and Becky to win tonight, which is why I'm pretty sure they'll be the ones to somehow get jobbed in those matches.
 
2017-06-18 07:07:10 PM  

serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.


Whaaaaaaa????!!! Please be safe!!
 
2017-06-18 07:09:20 PM  
Ok, I need help farkers all my missions on the champions app are tied to factions. I found one called Fark Wrestling, it's about 30 people, the vast majority haven't been active in months. I got cash for joining a faction and sending heal requests. Now I need to heal 10 wrestlers, so please join and let me heal your wrestlers so I don't have to join a faction where they expect me to stay active.
 
2017-06-18 07:10:56 PM  
I'll be watching this live, then canceling the network, back to the DVD collection. Also, watch the ECK table for 3 for the trashing of Rhyno.
 
2017-06-18 07:17:57 PM  

serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.


Damn sorry. Been there with the wife.
 
2017-06-18 07:20:03 PM  

indybill23: Whaaaaaaa????!!! Please be safe!!


I know you're a good guy but are you really shocked this is what happens to girls who a "crazy" but cute and then people with a history of abusing women can't deal with a 5'2", 110 lbs girl who is crying? I just want Little Jon Snow... :*(
 
2017-06-18 07:21:51 PM  
fark it, life sucks, lets watch this hitty PPV and riot if Sami doesn't win MOTB. OKAY?
 
2017-06-18 07:22:41 PM  

serpent_sky: indybill23: Whaaaaaaa????!!! Please be safe!!

I know you're a good guy but are you really shocked this is what happens to girls who a "crazy" but cute and then people with a history of abusing women can't deal with a 5'2", 110 lbs girl who is crying? I just want Little Jon Snow... :*(


Shocked? No. sad? Yes. Just be strong.
 
2017-06-18 07:23:56 PM  
I'm going to go:
Colons over Hype as Ryder goes heel and gives Mojo an actual feud
Tag Match: New Day is H
Women's Match: Becky, but the heart wants Nattie
Men's Match: Baron, but the heart wants Sami
Main Event: Jinder though I could see Orton-Cena 99 on July 4th too
 
2017-06-18 07:24:31 PM  
Oh right, PPV tonight...Final Fantasy 14 expansion holds priority.
 
2017-06-18 07:25:13 PM  

serpent_sky: fark it, life sucks, lets watch this hitty PPV and riot if Sami doesn't win MOTB. OKAY?


Sorry, already gonna riot before that when Becky loses.

Then again, I might not be done rioting by then.
 
2017-06-18 07:29:05 PM  
Art Garfunkel here on the Kickoff show is poking holes in WWE logic.  Not sure he'll keep his job long if he keeps that up.
 
2017-06-18 07:30:16 PM  

serpent_sky: fark it, life sucks, lets watch this hitty PPV and riot if Sami doesn't win MOTB. OKAY?


The only reason I don't want Sami to win is because literally nothing is less underdog than holding the MitB briefcase.
 
2017-06-18 07:30:42 PM  

serpent_sky: fark it, life sucks, lets watch this hitty PPV and riot if Sami doesn't win MOTB. OKAY?


Call me crazy but I have a feeling we are going to enjoy the crap out of this even if we don't love all the bookings

The last Smackdown PPV put a mop over and I loved it more than pictures of puppies.
 
2017-06-18 07:30:48 PM  

domino324: Art Garfunkel here on the Kickoff show is poking holes in WWE logic.  Not sure he'll keep his job long if he keeps that up.


Maybe he'll move to boxing.
 
2017-06-18 07:31:41 PM  

indybill23: domino324: Art Garfunkel here on the Kickoff show is poking holes in WWE logic.  Not sure he'll keep his job long if he keeps that up.

Maybe he'll move to boxing.


Eh, give it an hour and I'm sure it'll be troubled water under the bridge.
 
2017-06-18 07:32:13 PM  

serpent_sky: Basically, this PPV, that I just paid extra to watch on my laptop, since my husband was so abusive today I am in a hotel an miss my cats, is ALSO going to suck.

JUST fark EVERYTHING.


farking hell, sorry to hear that.
 
2017-06-18 07:34:09 PM  

domino324: indybill23: domino324: Art Garfunkel here on the Kickoff show is poking holes in WWE logic.  Not sure he'll keep his job long if he keeps that up.

Maybe he'll move to boxing.

Eh, give it an hour and I'm sure it'll be troubled water under the bridge.


Did he pick Cecelia to win MitB? Fun fact: I once exchanged lyrics to the 59th St bridge song with Keith Olbermann over Twitter.
 
2017-06-18 07:37:42 PM  

indybill23: serpent_sky: fark it, life sucks, lets watch this hitty PPV and riot if Sami doesn't win MOTB. OKAY?

The only reason I don't want Sami to win is because literally nothing is less underdog than holding the MitB briefcase.


I wear my NXT shirt all the time.  I went through Redbubble.com to get his nam in Arabic, as on his tights, since WWE will only make variants on that ska skanking image.  Cute and all, the the things I'd do if he'd let me... I want an another damned shirt option.
 
2017-06-18 07:38:10 PM  
Add me to the heel turn breaking up the Hype Bros, but it'll be Mojo who turns
 
2017-06-18 07:38:27 PM  
Howdy all!  I just realized that I'm likely going start missing PPVs after Balls (or at least not watching live).  I host GoT viewing when its in new episodes.
 
2017-06-18 07:40:20 PM  
Time for Hype Bros vs. the Colons.  As Mojo is a fellow Terp, no matter what happens I hope he comes out on top.
 
2017-06-18 07:40:49 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Add me to the heel turn breaking up the Hype Bros, but it'll be Mojo who turns


I agree with that.  Mojo has all the reason to go "I don't need you" and Ryder has the look of someone you would pitch through the Barber Shop window.
 
2017-06-18 07:41:19 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Add me to the heel turn breaking up the Hype Bros, but it'll be Mojo who turns


I completely agree
 
2017-06-18 07:42:59 PM  
Zack hit the spray tanski hard
 
2017-06-18 07:44:38 PM  
Come on, Ryder still has his evil beard
 
2017-06-18 07:44:50 PM  
...and we starrt with a match nobody bu their parents could care about.
 
2017-06-18 07:45:13 PM  
Question: Will Ryder ever win either the Raw or SD top title?
 
2017-06-18 07:46:03 PM  

TheManofPA: Question: Will Ryder ever win either the Raw or SD top title?


No
 
2017-06-18 07:47:17 PM  

TheManofPA: Question: Will Ryder ever win either the Raw or SD top title?


www.shaarr.com
 
2017-06-18 07:51:14 PM  
Zack Ryder PPV winner.
 
2017-06-18 07:51:36 PM  
Anyone else watching the US Open as well?
 
2017-06-18 07:51:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Zack Ryder PPV winner.


Does pre-show count?
 
2017-06-18 07:52:05 PM  
So, I saw Marine 5 last night... What a cheesy, steaming pile of corny trash that was!
I couldn't stop laughing on how bad is was, but I have to admit that I enjoyed the co-stars in the film.

There's 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back!
 
2017-06-18 07:52:05 PM  
So no heel turn
 
2017-06-18 07:53:38 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So no heel turn


I didn't expect it tonight, not on a pre-show match.  I do still expect it.
 
2017-06-18 07:55:48 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 07:58:38 PM  
Tonight's prediction...
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2017-06-18 07:59:01 PM  
I don't like this garfunkel looking guy
 
2017-06-18 07:59:50 PM  

A Real Journalist: I don't like this garfunkel looking guy


I'd get rid of him, if I could.
 
2017-06-18 07:59:53 PM  
Art Garfunkel picked Sami Zayn! Now he's definitely doomed.
 
2017-06-18 08:00:52 PM  
Women's MITB:  Natalya
Tag titles: Usos
Men's MITB: Sami
WWE Title: Jinder
Women's title: Naomi

No official cash-ins tonight
 
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