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(Austin Statesman)   Surprised cops disarm the toddler who brought them the loaded 9mm (with the safety off) that was hidden in his toybox. Mother of the Year had no idea, she says. Scales and bags of "powder" suggest otherwise   ( statesman.com) divider line
    More: Florida, pink makeup bag, Firearm, 3-year-old boy, Cartridge, semi-automatic pistol, Revolver, pink powder, Handgun  
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2017-06-18 05:20:37 PM  
while officers were talking to an adult in the house, the toddler pulled out a black 9mm semi-automatic pistol

I told you he was hardcore.
 
2017-06-18 05:22:27 PM  
officers came to investigate for possible child neglect, said the gun wasn't hers and she didn't know it was in the apartment

You're not really helping with the whole "neglect" thing.
 
2017-06-18 05:49:56 PM  
Gunshot or taser?
 
2017-06-18 06:25:49 PM  
At least they didn't shoot the toddler.
 
2017-06-18 06:26:14 PM  
Kid pulled a gun and wasn't killed?

I've learned from Fark the kid was white without even reading the story
 
2017-06-18 06:26:43 PM  
img.fark.net

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.
 
2017-06-18 06:32:36 PM  
Kid was white?
 
2017-06-18 06:33:05 PM  

Descartes: Kid pulled a gun and wasn't killed?

I've learned from Fark the kid was white without even reading the story


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2017-06-18 06:34:43 PM  
Yup. Baby needs the chair for attempted Murder Death Kill of a Law Enforcement Officer. Lucky the f*cking tazer stayed holstered, biatch! Sheesh.
 
2017-06-18 06:36:06 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.


That pic never fails to get me hard, yo.
 
2017-06-18 06:36:11 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.


Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,
 
2017-06-18 06:38:08 PM  

gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,


except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head
 
2017-06-18 06:38:44 PM  
Glock a buy baby?
 
2017-06-18 06:40:09 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head


I think that's from the camera flattening the depth of field.

/I hope
 
2017-06-18 06:42:02 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head


oh right, that's not good
 
2017-06-18 06:43:14 PM  

gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,


But kid on (our) right is muzzling the middle child.  Sloppy.
 
2017-06-18 06:43:16 PM  
How babby get gun?
 
2017-06-18 06:43:25 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.


The children of parents who should be arrested/tried/convicted for child abuse.
There is no reason for kids of that age to be handling multiple firearms.
"But it's our Christmas card for our 2nd amendment friends" is not an excuse.
 
2017-06-18 06:43:25 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head

I think that's from the camera flattening the depth of field.

/I hope


ja. Three preteen girls holding 5 guns total, and *that's* the shiat you focus on being wrong?!?

/you, essay?
 
2017-06-18 06:44:55 PM  

Descartes: Kid pulled a gun and wasn't killed?

I've learned from Fark the kid was white without even reading the story


Mommy's mugshotwww.statesman.com
 
2017-06-18 06:45:37 PM  

uttertosh: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

That pic never fails to get me hard, yo.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 06:46:14 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.


A responsible gun owner that doesn't go by the rule "the gun is always loaded".
 
2017-06-18 06:50:27 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.


It would be interesting to know what those kids are up to in 10 to 15 years.
 
2017-06-18 06:50:45 PM  
Rosalyn Faniel, 34 of Boynton Beach, who the officers came to investigate for possible child neglect, said the gun wasn't hers and she didn't know it was in the apartment, the report said.

And there's a reasonable chance she didn't. I've managed social housing for over 10 years now and 90% of the time there's a drug raid in one of my units it turns out that the tenant's boyfriend is the dealer and he just uses the girlfriend's place for dealing. That way he doesn't get evicted. Of course she does for allowing it to go on, plus she's stuck with the repair bills from the damage caused in the raid, but he doesn't care, he just moves on to the next one.
 
2017-06-18 06:51:10 PM  
Yep.
Even if it's an airsoft pistol from Walmart, you still treat it like a deadly weapon AT ALL TIMES.
 
2017-06-18 06:51:27 PM  

uttertosh: swamp_of_dumb: Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head

I think that's from the camera flattening the depth of field.

/I hope

ja. Three preteen girls holding 5 guns total, and *that's* the shiat you focus on being wrong?!?

/you, essay?


IItthe only thing that is scary in that picture. The fact that it looks like the youngest is getting flagged. Just the fact that they're maintaning trigger discipline shows that they're being taught right.

Couple of more years before I can start teaching my grandkids proper firearm handling.

/if their parents let me.
//one set are "abstinence only" in this case
///which doesn't work
 
2017-06-18 06:54:16 PM  

RJReves: Descartes: Kid pulled a gun and wasn't killed?

I've learned from Fark the kid was white without even reading the story

Mommy's mugshot[www.statesman.com image 400x225]


You <--- ---> Joke
 
2017-06-18 06:55:26 PM  

Gramma: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

It would be interesting to know what those kids are up to in 10 to 15 years.


You can't beat a woman who knows how to shoot?
 
2017-06-18 06:57:06 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.


Most gun nuts I know only have girls. There is something there that needs to be researched.
 
2017-06-18 06:59:20 PM  
And they didn't blow him away?

PIG FAIL!
 
2017-06-18 07:01:24 PM  

Resident Muslim: RJReves: Descartes: Kid pulled a gun and wasn't killed?

I've learned from Fark the kid was white without even reading the story

Mommy's mugshot[www.statesman.com image 400x225]

You <--- ---> Joke


Not in the least, mugshot is in TFA.
 
2017-06-18 07:06:03 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: uttertosh: swamp_of_dumb: Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head

I think that's from the camera flattening the depth of field.

/I hope

ja. Three preteen girls holding 5 guns total, and *that's* the shiat you focus on being wrong?!?

/you, essay?

IItthe only thing that is scary in that picture. The fact that it looks like the youngest is getting flagged. Just the fact that they're maintaning trigger discipline shows that they're being taught right.

Couple of more years before I can start teaching my grandkids proper firearm handling.

/if their parents let me.
//one set are "abstinence only" in this case
///which doesn't work


Username checks. (concealed) carry on!

Sorry, but photographing your kids like that is just as bad as photographing them doing a 'kegstand'.

These days, posting pics like that gets CPS called on your adult ass.

/gun owner who began at nine years old with help from his grandfather
//will teach his kids to shoot, too.
 
2017-06-18 07:09:01 PM  

Gramma: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

It would be interesting to know what those kids are up to in 10 to 15 years.


/have a seat over here.
 
2017-06-18 07:28:31 PM  
Stories similar to this have become so common, the shock value has diminished greatly. All I thought when I read it was 'another dumb-ass pops up'.
 
2017-06-18 07:39:03 PM  
I wonder if the kid is a fan of Maggie Simpson
 
2017-06-18 07:45:59 PM  
Avon ladies don't carry gats to regulate when their customers get unruly.

Legalize drugs, these people could turn their illegal business into legitimate jobs and boost the economy.
 
2017-06-18 07:51:07 PM  
Rosalyn Faniel, 34 of Boynton Beach, who the officers came to investigate for possible child neglect, said the gun wasn't hers and she didn't know it was in the apartment, the report said.

That's way worse. Was that supposed to be an excuse?
 
2017-06-18 07:52:32 PM  

moothemagiccow: Rosalyn Faniel, 34 of Boynton Beach, who the officers came to investigate for possible child neglect, said the gun wasn't hers and she didn't know it was in the apartment, the report said.

That's way worse. Was that supposed to be an excuse?


It's a tough neighborhood. The tooth fairy must have left it.
 
2017-06-18 08:00:04 PM  

American-Irish eyes: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Most gun nuts I know only have girls. There is something there that needs to be researched.


Pretty sure you are being facetious, here (?).  I have 6 daughters, and 7 grand-daughters.  We own two firearms...and they stay locked-up at my sister's house (in a safe).  That being said, those girls are doing it wrong...

/so are their parents
//It's always loaded...
///Even if empty
 
2017-06-18 08:06:02 PM  
Toddler holds up finger at cop and says "THIS is my safety."
 
2017-06-18 08:08:07 PM  

RJReves: moothemagiccow: Rosalyn Faniel, 34 of Boynton Beach, who the officers came to investigate for possible child neglect, said the gun wasn't hers and she didn't know it was in the apartment, the report said.

That's way worse. Was that supposed to be an excuse?

It's a tough neighborhood. The tooth fairy must have left it.


Seeing as I had a cousin, who lived there for many years (70's and 80's), I was going to post with something snarky...until I took a look at this, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boynton_Beach,_Florida

/WTH happened?
 
2017-06-18 08:09:22 PM  
My takeaway is that this kid is going to get the ever-loving shiat beat out of him later for narcing on mommy.
 
2017-06-18 08:18:33 PM  
The first 10 comments or so are giving me a serious case of deja vu, like word for word. Kinda creepy. Have we had this thread before?
 
2017-06-18 08:29:47 PM  

Resident Muslim: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

A responsible gun owner that doesn't go by the rule "the gun is always loaded".


You guys are the most pathetic terrorists ever.
You can't even kill as many of us as our armed toddlers do.
 
2017-06-18 08:30:32 PM  

kyuzokai: The first 10 comments or so are giving me a serious case of deja vu, like word for word. Kinda creepy. Have we had this thread before?


It seems like I remember a few that were fairly similar.
 
2017-06-18 08:32:05 PM  

Bermuda59: I wonder if the kid is a fan of Maggie Simpson


Maggie has good gun control.  No one ever believed she had a gun, even after she shot burns.
 
2017-06-18 08:48:04 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: At least they didn't shoot the toddler.


To small had to toss him back.
 
2017-06-18 08:50:24 PM  

uttertosh: swamp_of_dumb: Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head

I think that's from the camera flattening the depth of field.

/I hope

ja. Three preteen girls holding 5 guns total, and *that's* the shiat you focus on being wrong?!?

/you, essay?


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 09:04:55 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: At least they didn't shoot the toddler.


Came here to say this
 
2017-06-18 09:09:03 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: Plant Rights Activist: gerbilpox: bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 650x422]

Come at us bro!  Put down our Eggos!!!  Nice and slow.

Daddy (or Mommy) taught 'em right, they're using trigger discipline. Though maybe that's because their fingers are too short,

except for the one that's aiming a gun at the others head

I think that's from the camera flattening the depth of field.

/I hope


Right, and if you look closely, the end of the barrel is actually behind the girl's head, and the gun is pointed slightly backwards.
 
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