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(The Raw Story)   President Trump decided to begin today by wishing everyone a Happy Fath-....erm, actually he chose to gloat about his myriad "accomplishments," complain yet again about the "Witch Hunt," and claim that he has higher approval ratings than Obama   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Democratic Party, President Donald Trump, President Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, United States, Witch Hunt, approval ratings  
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2017-06-18 08:46:01 AM  
www.iwantthatsign.com
 
2017-06-18 08:50:43 AM  
Whew, and I was worried there was no wifi at Camp David.
 
2017-06-18 09:03:20 AM  
I'm starting to think he's sick of winning.
 
2017-06-18 09:04:11 AM  
I'm sure all the dead sailors' families are completely fine with his vastly more important tweets this morning.

EABOD, chump.
 
2017-06-18 09:05:37 AM  

Mad Scientist: Whew, and I was worried there was no wifi at Camp David.


Hey, Trump said it was a primitive shiat-hole.

They probably only have 802.11b there.
 
2017-06-18 09:05:43 AM  
Daddy Issue Donny is going down.
Don't let him take you with him.
He will try.
 
2017-06-18 09:19:14 AM  

Ambivalence: I'm starting to think he's sick of winning.


That sentence is 2 words too long.
 
2017-06-18 09:19:24 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 09:19:34 AM  

markie_farkie: Mad Scientist: Whew, and I was worried there was no wifi at Camp David.

Hey, Trump said it was a primitive shiat-hole.

They probably only have 802.11b there.


Just send in The Expert

static5.businessinsider.com
 
2017-06-18 09:24:03 AM  
Sad
 
2017-06-18 09:27:21 AM  
He's saving his Cancer Cure announcement for the day he's impeached.
 
2017-06-18 09:29:51 AM  
Christ, what a shiatheel.
 
2017-06-18 09:33:37 AM  
BTW.  Trump's lawyer is on CNN right now denying that Trump is being investigating.  Adamantly denying Trump is being investigated.
 
2017-06-18 09:34:21 AM  
After seeing the shameful ass-kissing at that cabinet meeting, I now believe that everyone around him is 100% on board with lying to him about how things are going, and confirming his belief that the world media is lying about him out of malice.

img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 09:34:39 AM  

mrshowrules: BTW.  Trump's lawyer is on CNN right now denying that Trump is being investigating.  Adamantly denying Trump is being investigated.


Says who?
 
2017-06-18 09:36:29 AM  

mrshowrules: BTW.  Trump's lawyer is on CNN right now denying that Trump is being investigating.  Adamantly denying Trump is being investigated.


Gawd, could you imagine working in that circus sideshow?
 
2017-06-18 09:37:14 AM  

mrshowrules: BTW.  Trump's lawyer is on CNN right now denying that Trump is being investigating.  Adamantly denying Trump is being investigated.


maybe they haven't been formally notified yet but the staffers have been told to preserve records. And Trump probably has ears to the ground and knows what is in the offing most likely even if they haven't been served notice.
 
2017-06-18 09:44:47 AM  
Well, to be fair every other holiday the public complains that he "declares" it just like every president ever has. So, you know, this is the definition of anti-insanity....trying something different hoping for a different response.
 
2017-06-18 09:46:45 AM  
I guess this means Butthead and Ted Bundy Trump gave him a normal-sized tie for Father's Day.
 
2017-06-18 09:48:19 AM  

Chris Ween: Well, to be fair every other holiday the public complains that he "declares" it just like every president ever has. So, you know, this is the definition of anti-insanity....trying something different hoping for a different response.


He tweeted like a paranoid, insecure asshole. How is that any different from normal?
 
2017-06-18 09:49:43 AM  
This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?
 
2017-06-18 09:50:18 AM  
wi=was
 
2017-06-18 09:52:06 AM  

markie_farkie: I'm sure all the dead sailors' families are completely fine with his vastly more important tweets this morning.

EABOD, chump.


He prefers sailors that don't drown.

Why should he waste time commenting on losers who gave their lives for their country? They're no good to him now.
 
2017-06-18 09:56:34 AM  
So what Trump's saying is that everything is just fine.

And millions of Americans will believe him.

Sad!
 
2017-06-18 09:57:24 AM  

gilgigamesh: markie_farkie: I'm sure all the dead sailors' families are completely fine with his vastly more important tweets this morning.

EABOD, chump.

He prefers sailors that don't drown.

Why should he waste time commenting on losers who gave their lives for their country? They're no good to him now.


They're losers that couldn't even avoid a massive cargo ship.  Trump has no time for people like that.
 
2017-06-18 10:00:25 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: After seeing the shameful ass-kissing at that cabinet meeting, I now believe that everyone around him is 100% on board with lying to him about how things are going, and confirming his belief that the world media is lying about him out of malice.

[img.fark.net image 601x532]


Absolutely. Then he watches DVR'd episodes of Fox morning shows and gets incensed how much the rest of the news is lying. It's breaking his feeble brain apart. He's going to get impeached finally and have no idea why.
 
2017-06-18 10:01:07 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-06-18 10:01:53 AM  
He doesn't need to be impeached, he needs to be committed.
 
2017-06-18 10:02:11 AM  
                  img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 10:11:07 AM  
I literally know people who didn't like Obama and voted for Trump who prefer Obama to Trump.
 
2017-06-18 10:11:52 AM  
I thought Saturday was the day he could Tweet because Ivanka can't work on the Sabbath?

32 legislative acts signed, what are they?
Is he mistaking executive orders for bills?
 
2017-06-18 10:11:57 AM  
Christ. What an asshole.
 
2017-06-18 10:12:49 AM  

spongeboob: I thought Saturday was the day he could Tweet because Ivanka can't work on the Sabbath?

32 legislative acts signed, what are they?
Is he mistaking executive orders for bills?


Yes. He thinks that if he signed it that its successful legislation
 
2017-06-18 10:13:25 AM  
He's been obsessed with Obama for the last ten years. Obama is going to be his white whale.
 
2017-06-18 10:13:51 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: spongeboob: I thought Saturday was the day he could Tweet because Ivanka can't work on the Sabbath?

32 legislative acts signed, what are they?
Is he mistaking executive orders for bills?

Yes. He thinks that if he signed it that its successful legislation


THERE WAS A LITTLE DESK AND A PEN

HOW DARE YOU SIR
 
2017-06-18 10:14:43 AM  

justafarkingchef: He's been obsessed with Obama for the last ten years. Obama is going to be his white whale.


You're half right.
 
2017-06-18 10:15:31 AM  

ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?


He's using the Rasmussen numbers.  Blech.
 
2017-06-18 10:15:33 AM  
Obama has way more twitter followers and that's even counting Trump's fake followers.
 
2017-06-18 10:15:49 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: spongeboob: I thought Saturday was the day he could Tweet because Ivanka can't work on the Sabbath?

32 legislative acts signed, what are they?
Is he mistaking executive orders for bills?

Yes. He thinks that if he signed it that its successful legislation


Even more evidence that he's not really a maniacal genius pretending to be an idiot to further some grand cause, but is really just and idiot who is in way over his head.
 
2017-06-18 10:17:23 AM  

ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?


What did Rasmussen have obama at?
 
2017-06-18 10:18:05 AM  

Ocean_Pimp: Uchiha_Cycliste: spongeboob: I thought Saturday was the day he could Tweet because Ivanka can't work on the Sabbath?

32 legislative acts signed, what are they?
Is he mistaking executive orders for bills?

Yes. He thinks that if he signed it that its successful legislation

THERE WAS A LITTLE DESK AND A PEN

HOW DARE YOU SIR


rs586.pbsrc.com
 
2017-06-18 10:18:33 AM  

Munden: markie_farkie: Mad Scientist: Whew, and I was worried there was no wifi at Camp David.

Hey, Trump said it was a primitive shiat-hole.

They probably only have 802.11b there.

Just send in The Expert

[static5.businessinsider.com image 475x357]


Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm an expert-man, with no time to talk [to orange shiatgibbons]
 
2017-06-18 10:18:36 AM  

LarryDan43: Obama has way more twitter followers and that's even counting Trump's fake followers.


That's would be an awesome response to his tweets.
 
2017-06-18 10:19:34 AM  

Chris Ween: ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?

He's using the Rasmussen numbers.  Blech.


Obama's even ahead of him by Rasmussen numbers at this same point in their presidency.
 
2017-06-18 10:19:56 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Uchiha_Cycliste: spongeboob: I thought Saturday was the day he could Tweet because Ivanka can't work on the Sabbath?

32 legislative acts signed, what are they?
Is he mistaking executive orders for bills?

Yes. He thinks that if he signed it that its successful legislation

Even more evidence that he's not really a maniacal genius pretending to be an idiot to further some grand cause, but is really just and idiot who is in way over his head.


Even if he wasnt an idiot he's too selfish to make good decisions for our country. My personal theory re: malania avoiding him is that he's begun sundowning and occasionally calls her ivana.
 
2017-06-18 10:20:24 AM  
I'm calling it now, the only way Trump leaves the White House is by being carried out.
A.Dies in office.
B.Impeached, simply won't believe it and will need to be carried physically out.
C.Loses election same as above.

And in B and C he will be calling for the American people to come save him their real president. FFS he will probably form a government in exile at Trump tower.

Oh and if Trump refuses to leave the WH odds are Paul Ryan will defend it.
 
2017-06-18 10:20:31 AM  

Mugato: Chris Ween: ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?

He's using the Rasmussen numbers.  Blech.

Obama's even ahead of him by Rasmussen numbers at this same point in their presidency.


Outstanding
 
2017-06-18 10:20:40 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?

What did Rasmussen have obama at?


On June 18 2009 they had him at 55%.
 
2017-06-18 10:22:13 AM  

shpritz: Uchiha_Cycliste: ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?

What did Rasmussen have obama at?

On June 18 2009 they had him at 55%.


How is that lowrr than trumps imaginary 50?
 
2017-06-18 10:22:18 AM  

Mugato: Chris Ween: ginandbacon: This man is completely deranged.

Obama's approval rating in June of 2009 wi 61%. Trump's is 34%. Although Trump *is* more popular with Republicans. #winning?

He's using the Rasmussen numbers.  Blech.

Obama's even ahead of him by Rasmussen numbers at this same point in their presidency.


Huh? Then I have no idea what he's basing it on. Apples and oranges I'm sure
 
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