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(Fark)   Another Sunday Morning Music Club suggestion from the email bag: "What lyric or song bests represents Fark?" In a related question, just how many songs are there about drinking?   ( divider line
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2017-06-18 07:37:48 AM  
Tom Waits' "I Can't Wait To Get Off Work (And See My Baby On Montgomery Avenue)"
2017-06-18 07:52:09 AM  
This just popped up on my random playlist & seems appropriate...

Carbon Leaf - The Donnybrook Affair [LYRIC VIDEO]
Youtube ywRCpwzQd7o

/# of drinking songs? .... shhhhhiiiiiaaaattt (big shrug)
2017-06-18 07:52:32 AM  
10 Hours of Yakety Sax
Youtube JlbBIpTPM8o
2017-06-18 07:53:31 AM  
Limp Bizkit?
2017-06-18 07:53:45 AM  
You don't get me high anymore . by Phantogram.
Phantogram - You Don't Get Me High Anymore
Youtube jryzEU7WAlg
2017-06-18 07:56:29 AM  
First thing that came to my mind...

Slade - Mama We're All Crazee Now (LYRICS + FULL SONG)
Youtube u6eTGAvTqTs

/ don't judge, it'd early
// still sober
2017-06-18 08:06:30 AM  
Dean Martin & George Gobel - Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Youtube 6DbuRUZT1Ss
but sometimes our didgerodon't.
2017-06-18 08:24:55 AM  
Sunday Morning Comin' Down?
2017-06-18 08:34:40 AM  
Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert and the Tijiuana Brass.
2017-06-18 08:42:56 AM  

hobnail: Sunday Morning Comin' Down?

Excellent choice.
2017-06-18 09:13:05 AM  
This one:

Ministry TV II TV2 (Connect The God Damn Dots)
Youtube XSEYGsk6KTM

You're welcome.
2017-06-18 09:27:07 AM  
Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup (Unedited Version)
Youtube BKZqGJONH68
2017-06-18 09:54:46 AM  
King Crimson: Elephant Talk (live on Fridays)
Youtube GTQrlDzqUCA

Talk, it's only talk
Arguments, agreements, advice, answers,
Articulate announcements
It's only talk

Talk, it's only talk
Babble, burble, banter, bicker bicker bicker
Brouhaha, balderdash, ballyhoo
It's only talk
Back talk

Talk talk talk, it's only talk
Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy
Chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat,
Conversation, contradiction, criticism
It's only talk
Cheap talk

Talk, talk, it's only talk
Debates, discussions
These are words with a D this time
Dialogue, duologue, diatribe,
Dissension, declamation
Double talk, double talk

Talk, talk, it's all talk
Too much talk
Small talk
Talk that trash
Expressions, editorials, explanations, exclamations, exaggerations
It's all talk
Elephant talk, elephant talk, elephant talk
2017-06-18 10:02:58 AM  

August11: Tom Waits' "I Can't Wait To Get Off Work (And See My Baby On Montgomery Avenue)"

I was going to go with The Piano Has Been Drinking, but pretty much any Tom Waits would do...
2017-06-18 10:04:14 AM  
Wynonie Harris - Quiet Whiskey
Youtube F_lJMRb12Is
2017-06-18 10:06:18 AM  
Joni Mitchell, "People's Parties"

All the people at this party
They've got a lot of style
They've got stamps of many countries
They've got passport smiles
Some are friendly
Some are cutting
Some are watching from the wings
Some are standing in the center
Giving to get something

Photo beauty gets attention
Then her eyepaint's running down
She's got a rose in her teeth
And a lampshade crown
One minute she's so happy
Then she's crying on someone's knee
Saying, "Laughing and crying, you know it's the same release"

I told you when I met you I was crazy
Cry for us all, Beauty
Cry for Eddie in the corner thinking he's nobody
And Jack behind his joker and stone-cold Grace behind her fan
And me in my frightened silence thinking I don't understand

I feel like I'm sleeping
Can you wake me?
You seem to have a broader sensibility
I'm just living on nerves and feelings
With a weak and lazy mind
And coming to people's parties
Fumbling deaf, dumb, and blind

I wish I had more sense of humor
Keeping the sadness at bay
Throwing the lightness on these things
Laughing it all away.
2017-06-18 10:08:03 AM  
Too Drunk to Fuck
Youtube 4ncqvLktdT8

NSFW lyrics, obviously.
2017-06-18 10:08:30 AM  
DuranDuranDuran - Crisco Disco
Youtube LRKzkMlXam4
2017-06-18 10:08:41 AM  
"Now, look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it..."
2017-06-18 10:11:05 AM  
2017-06-18 10:12:27 AM  
Or Joe Walsh's "ILBT's".

What it is.
2017-06-18 10:12:31 AM  
Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics (have taken over the Asylum)
Youtube WRNYqsMIbg0
2017-06-18 10:13:37 AM  

sithon: You don't get me high anymore . by Phantogram.
[iFrame - 480x270]

Blockhead - You'll Get Over It
Youtube etVVkt1QiQU
2017-06-18 10:13:52 AM  

Exluddite: [YouTube video]

[Elephant Talk]

2017-06-18 10:14:21 AM  
Terrorvision - Tequilla
Youtube 8hLQCA2h8kA
2017-06-18 10:18:56 AM  
"Like a fiendish tropic virus
spitting bile at all you whores
Razor-sharp, tongue-in-cheek
poking in your open sores
A wolf in sheep's clothing
the ultimate disgrace
Wrapped up as a gift from God
exploding in your face"

~KMFDM, Megalomaniac
2017-06-18 10:20:10 AM  
A rambling, stream-of-consciousness rant about anything and everything. But we all keep on participating, because we like to be engaged, and we appreciate the occasional nuggets of wisdom, and it's somehow really pretty and beautiful even if it's meaningless.

"There ain't nothin' like a friend / who can tell you you're just pissin' in the wind."

Neil Young - Ambulance Blues [Remastered]
Youtube g4zAZuB6jBk
2017-06-18 10:23:18 AM  
Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling
Youtube NgS6nqzzRCQ
2017-06-18 10:25:38 AM  
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire (Official Video)
Youtube eFTLKWw542g
2017-06-18 10:28:57 AM  
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
Youtube xat1GVnl8-k
2017-06-18 10:30:30 AM  

Glitchwerks: [iFrame - 480x270]
NSFW lyrics, obviously.

Leaving satisfied.
2017-06-18 10:31:06 AM  
worst cover ever! *the final count down*
Youtube FjeMDvCdrtc
2017-06-18 10:50:24 AM  
Three Dog Night - Mama told me not to come 1970
Youtube rKaQzQAlNn4
2017-06-18 10:52:27 AM  
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Youtube 5KRTj7IMEEE
2017-06-18 11:01:43 AM  
I never been to a Fark party but this song sums up what I think one would be like

Siegel Schwall Band - "I THINK IT WAS THE WINE"
Youtube _kAwum6NuTI
2017-06-18 11:02:57 AM  

Glitchwerks: [YouTube video]
NSFW lyrics, obviously.

After all the Brock Turner stuff last year, I really wanted to see a female-led punk band do a rendition of this.
2017-06-18 11:08:59 AM  
The Yardbirds- Over, Under, Sideways, Down
Youtube L4DdAs0PddQ

Cars and girls are easy come by in this day and age,
Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking,
Till I've spent my wage.
When I was young people spoke of immorality,
All the things they said were wrong,
Are what I want to be.

Over under sideways down,
Backwards forwards square and round.
Over under sideways down,
Backwards forwards square and round.
When will it end, when will it end,
When will it end, when will it end.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I find comment 'bout my looks irrelativity,
Think I'll go and have some fun,
'Cos it's all for free.
I'm not searching for a reason to enjoy myself,
Seems it's better done,
Than argued with somebody else.

Over under sideways down,
Backwards forwards square and round.
Over under sideways down,
Backwards forwards square and round.
When will it end, when will it end,
When will it end, when will it end.

2017-06-18 11:09:27 AM  

Tellingthem: [YouTube video]

This was going to be my suggestion.
2017-06-18 11:11:00 AM  
The Decemberists - A Cautionary Song with LYRICS
Youtube Ay92U87IhFY

Perhaps not strictly safe for work, though none of Carlin's words make an appearance.
2017-06-18 11:12:57 AM  
Fark anthems from the master:
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper-I Hate Banks
Youtube bMehSfTmnbY
2017-06-18 11:13:29 AM  
Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus? - Jello Biafra & Mojo Nixon
Youtube 3rcyAF4lz04
2017-06-18 11:14:01 AM  
And of course:
"Elvis is Everywhere" by Mojo Nixon
Youtube mpb4ZAAP6Z4
2017-06-18 11:16:15 AM  
Do You Like Waffles? ♫
Youtube eDU0CTDMk2g

My second choice.
2017-06-18 11:17:11 AM  
Afroman - Because I Got High
Youtube WeYsTmIzjkw
2017-06-18 11:26:09 AM  
The Fugs - Nothing
Youtube 4HmJX11_AQE

Monday, nothing.
Tuesday , nothing.
Wednesday and Thursday, nothing.
Friday, for a change, a little more nothing.
Saturday, once more, nothing. ...

January, nothing.
February, nothing.
March and April, nothing. ...

John Stuart Mill, nihil, nil,
Franklin Delano Nothing...
2017-06-18 11:29:09 AM  
Furious Pig (1981)
Youtube 8GnfP6EzzTI
2017-06-18 11:32:28 AM  
Bob Dylan - Tombstone Blues or Desolation Row
2017-06-18 11:38:06 AM  
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Youtube wv-34w8kGPM
2017-06-18 11:42:10 AM  
One Is The Loneliest Number - Three Dog Night (Lyrics)
Youtube d5ab8BOu4LE
2017-06-18 11:45:02 AM  
Wait a sec? No Weird Al on Fark? Young, Dumb and Ugly seems like the perfect Fark theme.

"Weird Al" Yankovic: Alapalooza - Young, Dumb & Ugly
Youtube lvGADgehKoM
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