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(Huffington Post)   Beyonce gives birth to twins, fulfilling one of Nostradamus' lesser-known prophecies. And lo, the earth shall shake, and rain will fall upwards, and the letter K in "knee" shall no longer be silent   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Followup, instantly iconic photo, typically reclusive star, English-language films, Virgin Mary vibes, most-liked Instagram post, Pregnancy, Earth, Grammy Award for Song of the Year  
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2017-06-18 02:42:36 PM  
Beyonce twins???   ... oh, it's actually about babies
 
2017-06-18 03:24:33 PM  
So, no more pregnant mother-goddess Beyonce award show feature performances? Because those twelve minutes were totally the highlight of the Grammy awards...
 
2017-06-18 04:26:18 PM  
Can we, please, stop using the phrase "broke the internet"?
 
2017-06-18 05:16:32 PM  
Twins are common among the Illuminati elite.
 
2017-06-18 05:20:31 PM  

Diogenes: Twins are common among the Illuminati elite.


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Also handy to have a spare in case you have to sacrifice one to Satan.
 
2017-06-18 05:36:54 PM  
I actually clicked through to TFA because I was curious about pronouncing the "K" in "knee" and must have missed the lead. Time to step away from the phone.
 
2017-06-18 05:38:04 PM  
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2017-06-18 05:43:14 PM  
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2017-06-18 06:14:49 PM  
"The sex of the twins is currently unknown."


No one thought to check?
 
2017-06-18 06:20:45 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: "The sex of the twins is currently unknown."


No one thought to check?


The Beyhive is pissed they didn't get all the details immediately.
 
2017-06-18 06:34:41 PM  
Countdown to next ridiculous celebrity baby names thread in 3... 2... 1...
 
2017-06-18 06:59:04 PM  
Sheesh! Have we not reached peek beyonce yet?
 
2017-06-18 07:17:45 PM  
Meh. She has sharp kuh-nees anyway.
 
2017-06-18 08:38:16 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: "The sex of the twins is currently unknown."


No one thought to check?


Nothing "binary", I hope. That just wouldn't do.
 
2017-06-18 08:42:30 PM  
twins can be a big shock to a first-time mother
 
2017-06-18 08:57:55 PM  

Billy Liar: Anderson's Pooper: "The sex of the twins is currently unknown."


No one thought to check?

Nothing "binary", I hope. That just wouldn't do.


One and zero.  Or zero and one.  Maybe they'll be like the Binars on TNG.
 
2017-06-18 09:50:59 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: So, no more pregnant mother-goddess Beyonce award show feature performances? Because those twelve minutes were totally the highlight of the Grammy awards...


You know, some people doubted that she actually gave birth to her first baby. So yeah, take this:

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And this:

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 She and the twins and are going to headline the Super Bowl next year. And you will love it.  or else.
 
2017-06-18 10:10:38 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: twins can be a big shock to a first-time mother


While I'm sure she did the birth on her own, she has more than enough money to hire plenty of help.

/who am I kidding
//there'll be a story a year from now with her saying how tough it is raising twins with only five nannies, three maids and a full-time cook
 
2017-06-18 10:11:41 PM  
Would that be like ENGLISH K NIG ETTS!  subby?

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2017-06-18 10:27:44 PM  
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2017-06-18 11:08:50 PM  
It won't be long now until we get the headline:
Beyonce shows off her twins.

And the writer will think they are clever.
 
2017-06-18 11:28:56 PM  

cryinoutloud: Candygram4Mongo: So, no more pregnant mother-goddess Beyonce award show feature performances? Because those twelve minutes were totally the highlight of the Grammy awards...

You know, some people doubted that she actually gave birth to her first baby. So yeah, take this:

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And this:

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 She and the twins and are going to headline the Super Bowl next year. And you will love it.  or else.


Gack.  Tag that schitt NSFW next time.
 
2017-06-19 12:30:12 AM  
That's offensive.  K-nee is a British derogatory term, if you didn't know, and I think you did.  Why do you think Jay Z deserves that abuse, stubby?
 
2017-06-19 01:12:39 AM  
That prophecy was fulfilled years ago by an alien musician, Subby. Or haven't you heard of K'nee-G?
 
2017-06-19 01:56:27 AM  
That was quick. ?
 
2017-06-19 06:53:42 AM  
I don't believe in much beyond good beer and beautiful women but I believe those people are a big part of the ruination of America.
 
2017-06-19 12:52:03 PM  

jmr61: I don't believe in much beyond good beer and beautiful women but I believe those people are a big part of the ruination of America.


Deep thoughts with jmr61
 
2017-06-19 02:48:02 PM  
Why do people talk about the Illuminati when it comes to Jay-Z???  Please believe that if there is actually an Illuminati, they wouldn't let Jay-Z, or anyone like him, be the toilet scrubber of their toilet scrubbers toilet scrubbers toilet scrubber.
 
2017-06-19 02:49:52 PM  

Reanlous: Why do people talk about the Illuminati when it comes to Jay-Z???  Please believe that if there is actually an Illuminati, they wouldn't let Jay-Z, or anyone like him, be the toilet scrubber of their toilet scrubbers toilet scrubbers toilet scrubber.


"like him"...
 
2017-06-19 04:37:16 PM  

LewDux: Reanlous: Why do people talk about the Illuminati when it comes to Jay-Z???  Please believe that if there is actually an Illuminati, they wouldn't let Jay-Z, or anyone like him, be the toilet scrubber of their toilet scrubbers toilet scrubbers toilet scrubber.

"like him"...


Take how ever you want - every interpretation would be correct.
 
2017-06-19 08:43:30 PM  

Reanlous: LewDux: Reanlous: Why do people talk about the Illuminati when it comes to Jay-Z???  Please believe that if there is actually an Illuminati, they wouldn't let Jay-Z, or anyone like him, be the toilet scrubber of their toilet scrubbers toilet scrubbers toilet scrubber.

"like him"...

Take how ever you want - every interpretation would be correct.


But may we introduce you to a little thing called the apostrophe?
 
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