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(The Week)   Trump finally gets a much-needed vacation with his family, and he chose Camp David as his destination   ( theweek.com) divider line
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2017-06-17 09:14:39 PM  
Gold toilets get installed yet?
 
2017-06-17 09:41:43 PM  

Cewley: Gold toilets get installed yet?


That won't happen until he's signed the 100 year lease with TPO.
 
2017-06-17 09:43:07 PM  
And is it my imagination or is Barron damn tall for eleven?
 
2017-06-17 09:47:10 PM  

BizarreMan: And is it my imagination or is Barron damn tall for eleven?


That kid is going to be as tall as James Comey when he grows up. Coincidence? Or cuckolded?
 
2017-06-17 09:55:16 PM  
Or in Trump vernacular "Roughing it"
 
2017-06-17 10:04:45 PM  
It's just easier for Natasha and Boris to sneak and drop off trumps next assignment in America.
 
2017-06-17 10:06:55 PM  
This almost seems like legal advice.  He cannot enjoy rustic style housing at all.  But he isn't near any of his usual buddies who rile up his Tweeter...so to speak.
 
2017-06-17 10:30:39 PM  
This strikes me as a Melania move, she held his hand after Marine 1, and now this. This is great for Barron. I think this is something she made happen.
 
2017-06-17 10:41:34 PM  

Fingerware Error: BizarreMan: And is it my imagination or is Barron damn tall for eleven?

That kid is going to be as tall as James Comey when he grows up. Coincidence? Or cuckolded?


Depends on how tall the security manager at Tiffanys in Trump Tower is.
 
2017-06-17 10:59:30 PM  
He insulted Camp David previously, although it's been just fine for many past presidents.

I mean, the place only has a one-hole golf course.  The horrors!
 
2017-06-17 11:16:21 PM  

docpeteyJ: He insulted Camp David previously, although it's been just fine for many past presidents.

I mean, the place only has a one-hole golf course.  The horrors!


Maybe he added 8 more.
 
2017-06-17 11:54:06 PM  

docpeteyJ: He insulted Camp David previously, although it's been just fine for many past presidents.

I mean, the place only has a one-hole golf course.  The horrors!


Given the fact that our President apparent cheats at golf and can't climb out of a sand trap without crawling, wouldn't one hole be kind of a draw? I mean, at least he could maybe make that shot, right?

(I know, PHRASING!)
 
2017-06-17 11:55:13 PM  
*apparently

Why yes, I have had three cocktails. Why do you ask?
 
2017-06-18 12:05:48 AM  
Donald probably spent the entire weekend ripping on the furniture and decorations.  And Melania just sulked the whole time.
 
2017-06-18 01:23:43 AM  
Just cannot avoid shoving his feet into his mouf at all ...

 "Camp David is very rustic. It's nice, you'd like it,"  "You know how long you'd like it? For about 30 minutes."

Ladies and Gentlemen- the POTUS.  :(
 
2017-06-18 01:24:05 AM  
Does a trump trump in the woods?
 
2017-06-18 01:24:17 AM  

RosevilleDan: Donald probably spent the entire weekend ripping on the furniture and decorations.  And Melania just sulked the whole time.


Come on, the weekend's not over yet... There's still time for her to get shiat-faced on vodka and break some windows.
 
2017-06-18 01:27:36 AM  

ginandbacon: Given the fact that our President apparent cheats at golf and can't climb out of a sand trap without crawling, wouldn't one hole be kind of a draw? I mean, at least he could maybe make that shot, right?


It's a par 3 with multiple tees at different angles.  Surely one of them will be to his liking.  He might even get a legit hole-in-one.
 
2017-06-18 01:33:40 AM  
Let me guess.  He's going there just so he can pee on the bed that Obama slept in.
 
2017-06-18 01:45:38 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Let me guess.  He's going there just so he can pee on the bed that Obama slept in.


I bet he just wants to watch Ivanka pee on Melania. Maybe if someone could finally make this happen he'd give it all up.

Possibly with Pence in a gimp suit in the corner moaning "oh mother, ohhhh mother".
 
2017-06-18 01:53:03 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Satanic_Hamster: Let me guess.  He's going there just so he can pee on the bed that Obama slept in.

I bet he just wants to watch Ivanka pee on Melania. Maybe if someone could finally make this happen he'd give it all up.

Possibly with Pence in a gimp suit in the corner moaning "oh mother, ohhhh mother".


Thanks, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
 
2017-06-18 01:53:33 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Does a trump trump in the woods?


Only, if a Russian Bear is present
 
2017-06-18 01:55:32 AM  
"Camp David is very rustic. It's nice, you'd like it," he said. "You know how long you'd like it? For about 30 minutes."

I think his problem is that it doesn't look as though Midas vomited all over it.
 
2017-06-18 01:56:49 AM  
I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.
 
2017-06-18 02:01:57 AM  

saturn badger: I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.


I was thinking the same thing. How many times will Barron be able to go to Camp David in his life? Even if she hasn't said it, she has to be thinking it. Her hubby may not be President for much longer, so you might as well get in as much time as you can for your kid, who shouldn't have to suffer the sins of the father.

Barron's innocent in all of this, no matter how much I'm seriously on the fence about Donnie Two-Scoops.
 
2017-06-18 02:02:33 AM  
 
2017-06-18 02:05:57 AM  
One more. I think. Carter watched Young Frankenstein while there. That is cool.
 
2017-06-18 02:07:27 AM  

saturn badger: gun range


Do not give that kid a gun!  He'll pull the trigger, then swing around wondering who's firing at him and probably kill someone.  I saw the high five.  I know it's a bad idea.
 
2017-06-18 02:08:53 AM  
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2017-06-18 02:09:27 AM  

saturn badger: One more. I think. Carter watched Young Frankenstein while there. That is cool.


I had never pictured Carter as a Mel Brooks fan before.
 
2017-06-18 02:15:47 AM  

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It would be an F-350 with gold rims, no engine, and a sound system imported from Russia.
 
2017-06-18 02:24:52 AM  

70Ford: [i.imgflip.com image 666x500]


nope
www.tensionnot.com

//lada
 
2017-06-18 02:28:29 AM  
Oh Snap!

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2017-06-18 02:28:48 AM  
Oh yes, poor, hardworking Trumpy is so bigly in need of a vacation. Predisenting is so hard and he's only been golfing every single farking weekend after taking office (except one, I think).

Donnie had a 6-month vacation from the Third Lady and fourth-favorite child. Well, the vacation's over now, Two Scoops.

Time to face the music - which, oddly, is the Tetris soundtrack.
 
2017-06-18 02:37:08 AM  
Rustic?
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2017-06-18 02:39:08 AM  
I wanna hide under his bed and make very quiet soggy fart noises.
 
2017-06-18 02:39:09 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Satanic_Hamster: Let me guess.  He's going there just so he can pee on the bed that Obama slept in.

I bet he just wants to watch Ivanka pee on Melania. Maybe if someone could finally make this happen he'd give it all up.

Possibly with Pence in a gimp suit in the corner moaning "oh mother, ohhhh mother".


I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2017-06-18 02:39:28 AM  
I'm assuming that there's a hell of a shelter at Camp David.  Perhaps Trump has decided to do is all in rather than face the music.
 
2017-06-18 02:40:19 AM  

tuskahoma man: It's just easier for Natasha and Boris to sneak and drop off trumps next assignment in America.


fun fact: the word Natasha is slang in Turkish for a Russian prostitute
 
2017-06-18 02:42:38 AM  

Weatherkiss: saturn badger: I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.

I was thinking the same thing. How many times will Barron be able to go to Camp David in his life? Even if she hasn't said it, she has to be thinking it. Her hubby may not be President for much longer, so you might as well get in as much time as you can for your kid, who shouldn't have to suffer the sins of the father.

Barron's innocent in all of this, no matter how much I'm seriously on the fence about Donnie Two-Scoops.


I'm fine with Barron.  I pity him because the adults in his life are totally destroying his future in a way that even meth addiction could not.
 
2017-06-18 03:01:30 AM  
There's no one around to payattentiontoMEEEEEE
 
2017-06-18 03:06:40 AM  

Weatherkiss: saturn badger: I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.

I was thinking the same thing. How many times will Barron be able to go to Camp David in his life? Even if she hasn't said it, she has to be thinking it. Her hubby may not be President for much longer, so you might as well get in as much time as you can for your kid, who shouldn't have to suffer the sins of the father.

Barron's innocent in all of this, no matter how much I'm seriously on the fence about Donnie Two-Scoops.


Yep. I looked through most of these and watched the videos. The former presidents had a lot of fun with their kids and family there. All I can picture with Trump is that pic with Merkel and him looking down.

I pretty much I can't see Trump having fun at anything. I don't think he knows how to. I'm not sure he was given the chance or even if that in in his character or ever was.

But yeah, I agree with you on Barron and I think/hope Melania keeps protecting him as I think she is doing. Trump doesn't seem to care about him but she does. She may be the trophy wife but does seem like a good person. I haven't seen her exploit the position. I don't think she likes the situation but also think she does kind of wear the pants in the family. She knows what is going on and if she turned against him it would be very bad for Trump. Very bad and he knows it.
 
2017-06-18 03:11:59 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: saturn badger: One more. I think. Carter watched Young Frankenstein while there. That is cool.

I had never pictured Carter as a Mel Brooks fan before.


Me neither. Looking at the others were kind of predicable. I wonder who watched Jaws there. I certainly would. I could see Obama with the Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.
 
2017-06-18 03:21:16 AM  

saturn badger: Bith Set Me Up: saturn badger: One more. I think. Carter watched Young Frankenstein while there. That is cool.

I had never pictured Carter as a Mel Brooks fan before.

Me neither. Looking at the others were kind of predicable. I wonder who watched Jaws there. I certainly would. I could see Obama with the Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.


 Trump will probably watch the Manchurian Candidate so he can brush up on how he's supposed to perform for his commie handlers.
 
2017-06-18 03:36:19 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Weatherkiss: saturn badger: I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.

I was thinking the same thing. How many times will Barron be able to go to Camp David in his life? Even if she hasn't said it, she has to be thinking it. Her hubby may not be President for much longer, so you might as well get in as much time as you can for your kid, who shouldn't have to suffer the sins of the father.

Barron's innocent in all of this, no matter how much I'm seriously on the fence about Donnie Two-Scoops.

I'm fine with Barron.  I pity him because the adults in his life are totally destroying his future in a way that even meth addiction could not.


Yeah, I'm sure billions are quite a hurdle to overcome.
 
2017-06-18 03:40:25 AM  

haknudsen: backhand.slap.of.reason: Weatherkiss: saturn badger: I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.

I was thinking the same thing. How many times will Barron be able to go to Camp David in his life? Even if she hasn't said it, she has to be thinking it. Her hubby may not be President for much longer, so you might as well get in as much time as you can for your kid, who shouldn't have to suffer the sins of the father.

Barron's innocent in all of this, no matter how much I'm seriously on the fence about Donnie Two-Scoops.

I'm fine with Barron.  I pity him because the adults in his life are totally destroying his future in a way that even meth addiction could not.

Yeah, I'm sure billions are quite a hurdle to overcome.


IF Trump has the money, and IF his family leaves him a cent.
 
2017-06-18 03:53:30 AM  
The investigation into his conflict of interests is gaining ground so he decided he better spend at least one weekend in the place that doesn't move money from the public purse into his private bank account.  No doubt next weekend he will be back at his golf club.

Seriously I thought US Presidents were always on the job, I never heard of one that goes on vacation every weekend, but Trump is a 9-5, 5 days a week president.
 
2017-06-18 03:59:15 AM  

Langdon_777: The investigation into his conflict of interests is gaining ground so he decided he better spend at least one weekend in the place that doesn't move money from the public purse into his private bank account.  No doubt next weekend he will be back at his golf club.

Seriously I thought US Presidents were always on the job, I never heard of one that goes on vacation every weekend, but Trump is a 9-5, 5 days a week president.


 Like he works a 40 hour week... That's for poor people who should be thankful they have a job.
As a poor person who has a 40 hour a week job I'm glad I have one.  It's better than having no job at all which sucks so much more.
 
2017-06-18 04:19:58 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Satanic_Hamster: Let me guess.  He's going there just so he can pee on the bed that Obama slept in.

I bet he just wants to watch Ivanka pee on Melania. Maybe if someone could finally make this happen he'd give it all up.

Possibly with Pence in a gimp suit in the corner moaning "oh mother, ohhhh mother".


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-18 04:20:37 AM  

saturn badger: I think Melania did it for the kid. Lots of fun 11 year old stuff there. Archery range, gun range, woods to explore. I don't know if they have horses but I would order them up for the kid. I know I could a have a good time there.


It's Father's Day. Barron isn't going to be doing any of that.
 
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