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(Business Insider)   David Clarke rescinded his acceptance of a Homeland Security job. Guess one leopard doesn't want his face eaten   ( businessinsider.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Department of Homeland Security, Police, The Washington Post, Milwaukee County Jail, United States, George W. Bush, Coroner, President of the United States  
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2017-06-17 09:22:47 PM  
There IS a limit to the crazy! Who knew?
 
2017-06-17 09:53:16 PM  
Did he at least come away with some fresh flair?
 
2017-06-17 11:02:51 PM  
F*ck him.  He's just as bad as the rest of them.  He's just really good at CYA.
 
2017-06-17 11:18:51 PM  
Woulda been nice getting him out of Milwaukee, though. At least chances are good he'll lose his next election.
 
2017-06-17 11:37:19 PM  
Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?
 
2017-06-17 11:46:12 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: There IS a limit to the crazy! Who knew?


I don't think it's that, I suspect he just doesn't want to get ripped to shreds during the confirmation hearing. Same reason Pudzer withdrew his nomination for Labor.
 
2017-06-18 12:23:25 AM  

fusillade762: thatguyoverthere70: There IS a limit to the crazy! Who knew?

I don't think it's that, I suspect he just doesn't want to get ripped to shreds during the confirmation hearing. Same reason Pudzer withdrew his nomination for Labor.


I think he got an inkling that he wouldn't pass senate confirmation. Donnie doesn't have as much political capital to pass the crazies on through as he used to.
 
2017-06-18 12:24:54 AM  
The only reason Clarke decided not to take the position is because he's facing charges for human rights violations and negligent homicide in the death of a mentally-ill prisoner at his jail.  He's a Joe Arpaio wannabe and raging bigot (especially where transgender people are concerned), and rose to national attention but sucking Trump's balls during the election.
 
2017-06-18 12:47:15 AM  

FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?


You keep singing his praises as far as Trump is concerned.
 
2017-06-18 12:48:59 AM  
Rat is like "Awwwwww Hell naw, I ain't gettin' on that sinking ship!"
 
2017-06-18 01:25:15 AM  

FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?


I'd like to thank Fark for letting me know the reason some dork from Wisconsin wears a cowboy hat is because his uncle played for the Dallas Cowboys.

/Not even kidding.
 
2017-06-18 02:52:28 AM  

Ambivalence: fusillade762: thatguyoverthere70: There IS a limit to the crazy! Who knew?

I don't think it's that, I suspect he just doesn't want to get ripped to shreds during the confirmation hearing. Same reason Pudzer withdrew his nomination for Labor.

I think he got an inkling that he wouldn't pass senate confirmation. Donnie doesn't have as much political capital to pass the crazies on through as he used to.


That and te increased vetting.
 
2017-06-18 02:53:19 AM  
Unindicted baby murderer David Clarke.

Get it right.
 
2017-06-18 02:56:59 AM  

FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?


He's on Pence's VP shortlist.
 
2017-06-18 02:59:00 AM  
Did he at least get a DHS lapel pin for his application?
 
2017-06-18 02:59:13 AM  

FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?


Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.
 
2017-06-18 03:02:43 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who knew?


Nobody
 
2017-06-18 03:06:05 AM  
OF COURSE HE DID,

The man is a farking Killer, just look up how many people have died in his prison.

A MAN DIED OF THIRST IN HIS PRISON!
 
2017-06-18 03:07:21 AM  
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2017-06-18 03:09:45 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.


I hadn't heard about this up until now but here is one more reason I'm glad he isn't going to get a promotion.  This dude needs to get voted out of office and voted into a prison cell.
 
2017-06-18 03:14:44 AM  
I bet Milwaukee's upset they can't be rid of the coont
 
2017-06-18 03:17:30 AM  
 Seriously though, it's like Trump picked the absolutely worst person for each of these positions.  Bush at least picked people who were sort of qualified even if they were all picked to push through a horrible agenda.
 
2017-06-18 03:17:48 AM  
One day I'm going to put my thang in his mouth (I'm going to put my dick in his mouth)
 
2017-06-18 03:18:09 AM  

orangehat: backhand.slap.of.reason: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.

I hadn't heard about this up until now but here is one more reason I'm glad he isn't going to get a promotion.  This dude needs to get voted out of office and voted into a prison cell.


Those deputies should end up in the general population in prison.
 
2017-06-18 03:24:13 AM  

Alphax: orangehat: backhand.slap.of.reason: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.

I hadn't heard about this up until now but here is one more reason I'm glad he isn't going to get a promotion.  This dude needs to get voted out of office and voted into a prison cell.

Those deputies should end up in the general population in prison.


It would be Goatse without the hands.
 
2017-06-18 03:25:51 AM  

Alphax: orangehat: backhand.slap.of.reason: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.

I hadn't heard about this up until now but here is one more reason I'm glad he isn't going to get a promotion.  This dude needs to get voted out of office and voted into a prison cell.

Those deputies should end up in the general population in prison.


Honestly though, they wouldn't make it to prison considering how poorly the county jail is ran.
 
2017-06-18 03:29:10 AM  

orangehat: Seriously though, it's like Trump picked the absolutely worst person for each of these positions.  Bush at least picked people who were sort of qualified even if they were all picked to push through a horrible agenda.


It's almost like Trump was rushin' to pick people for those positions.
 
2017-06-18 03:32:08 AM  
Another good man taken down by the alt-left hate machine.

*giggle*
 
2017-06-18 03:36:02 AM  

Sam Malone: orangehat: Seriously though, it's like Trump picked the absolutely worst person for each of these positions.  Bush at least picked people who were sort of qualified even if they were all picked to push through a horrible agenda.

It's almost like Trump was rushin' to pick people for those positions.


I see what you did there.
 
2017-06-18 03:43:37 AM  
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Too bad. And his face looked so tasty...
 
2017-06-18 03:47:42 AM  
Well, the guy is busy planning other ways to support Trump
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2017-06-18 03:51:22 AM  

Boo_Guy: Another good man taken down by the alt-left hate machine.

*giggle*


Oh you.  Now stop that, seriously, they don't need encouragement.
 
2017-06-18 04:18:24 AM  

FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?


It could be that he was never offered the job...
 
2017-06-18 04:25:34 AM  

twat_waffle: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

It could be that he was never offered the job...


He had accepted the job.  I'm telling you all, David Clarke is on Pence's short list for Veep.
 
2017-06-18 04:37:43 AM  
"Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of President Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president's agenda in a more aggressive role."

It's because he wants to be a leopard.
 
2017-06-18 05:19:14 AM  
Was it ever confirmed he was even offered a job? Maybe that's why he didn't accept it.
 
2017-06-18 05:25:00 AM  

FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?


You just know that if it did turn out to be one of those three reasons, given the current state of affairs, it would end up being the uniform.
 
2017-06-18 05:27:44 AM  
The GOP's association with Clarke shows how little respect they have for the ability of their voting base to separate right from wrong.  It is an expression of contempt.
 
2017-06-18 05:31:10 AM  
"Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of President Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president's agenda in a more aggressive role."

Can a sober Farker parse this for me?
 
2017-06-18 05:41:03 AM  

dickfreckle: "Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of President Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president's agenda in a more aggressive role."

Can a sober Farker parse this for me?


Hit man?
 
2017-06-18 05:58:41 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.


Civilly????
 
2017-06-18 06:01:05 AM  
This might have something to do with it. He just realized if Donny ain't gonna get away with this shiat, what chance does he have?

img.fark.netIt should be noted at the time of the above, he was a farking sheriff for Milwaukee County. Meeting with the Russian foreign minister. In Russia. Talking about foreign policy.
 
2017-06-18 06:19:05 AM  
I don't know much about the guy - I've only seen pictures of him.
He looks crazy, and mean - but not stupid.
 
2017-06-18 06:27:41 AM  
This doesn't sound good at all: ftfa.

"Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of President Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president's agenda in a more aggressive role."
 
2017-06-18 06:30:47 AM  

freakingmoron: Well, the guy is busy planning other ways to support Trump
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Saddle up? Saddle  up?

A cowboy hat does not a cowboy make.
 
2017-06-18 06:32:37 AM  

you are a puppet: One day I'm going to put my thang in his mouth (I'm going to put my dick in his mouth)


That sounds... unpleasant.
 
2017-06-18 06:40:52 AM  

danielem1: This might have something to do with it. He just realized if Donny ain't gonna get away with this shiat, what chance does he have?

[img.fark.net image 425x414]It should be noted at the time of the above, he was a farking sheriff for Milwaukee County. Meeting with the Russian foreign minister. In Russia. Talking about foreign policy.


Came to mention this.

Not only is Clark a murderous, sadistic POS but he's also another traitor on Team Putin
 
2017-06-18 06:42:41 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: FlashHarry: Was it the plagiarism? The fake uniform? The killings? What did it?

Don't forget the gang rapes.  His deputies were found civilly liable for gang raping a pregnant prisoner last week.  She was third trimester at the time.


Well, that's about as MAGA as it gets.
 
2017-06-18 06:48:37 AM  

moothemagiccow: I bet Milwaukee's upset they can't be rid of the coont


Milwaukee can go gag on a bag of docks, a cop who hand delivered a 13 year old to a serial killer makes officer of the year and this guy.
 
2017-06-18 06:49:17 AM  
The Tin Soldier would of had to get rid of his uniform, that was the deal breaker.
 
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