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2017-06-17 05:44:51 PM  
A Killingly man is facing drug-related charges after state police say he started a kitchen fire with marijuana in his oven Saturday afternoon.

Killingly softly with his bong?
 
2017-06-17 06:13:32 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: A Killingly man is facing drug-related charges after state police say he started a kitchen fire with marijuana in his oven Saturday afternoon.

Killingly softly with his bong?


Nice.

/people still have neckbeards?
 
2017-06-17 06:31:12 PM  
Or maybe you should have been using real pot the whole time, subby?  Think about it.
 
2017-06-17 06:46:43 PM  
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 06:50:18 PM  
Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man
 
2017-06-17 07:08:45 PM  

LordOfThePings: [img.fark.net image 352x417][img.fark.net image 471x417]


I knew he looked familiar... I also have prosopagnosia, so what do I know.
 
2017-06-17 07:13:52 PM  
 
2017-06-17 07:27:30 PM  
Uh, be right back.
 
2017-06-17 07:30:55 PM  
Sounds to me like this hobbit was decarboxylating some cannabis, one of the first steps in extracting the THC to make edibles.

/no brownie for you!
 
2017-06-17 08:43:21 PM  
does he not own
or ever pass a mirror ??
 
2017-06-17 08:47:31 PM  
Put an Amish hat on him and call him Jebediah
 
2017-06-17 08:47:47 PM  
Neckbeard in training.
 
2017-06-17 08:48:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-06-17 08:48:45 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 08:49:19 PM  
Some people use chives I use Marijuana.
 
2017-06-17 08:49:58 PM  
Mugshot??
More like POTSHOT!
Amirite??
AMIRITE?!!

/is this thing on?
 
2017-06-17 08:51:10 PM  
Typical dope fiend; no concern for the rule of law or the safety of other people and just wants to get high no matter the effect on everyone else.
 
2017-06-17 08:51:34 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man


And, Dave's still not here.
 
2017-06-17 08:54:53 PM  

LordOfThePings: [img.fark.net image 352x417][img.fark.net image 471x417]


I was reminded of this as well:
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 08:55:26 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Typical dope fiend; no concern for the rule of law or the safety of other people and just wants to get high no matter the effect on everyone else.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 08:55:27 PM  
So the pot goes in the pot?  Whoa!
 
2017-06-17 08:57:05 PM  
Did the cops seize his fedora collection too?
 
2017-06-17 08:57:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 08:58:10 PM  
Getting baked?

You're doing it wrong.
 
2017-06-17 08:58:19 PM  
Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.
 
2017-06-17 09:01:22 PM  

LordOfThePings: [img.fark.net image 352x417][img.fark.net image 471x417]


Exactly my thoughts. Bravo!
 
2017-06-17 09:02:46 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Typical dope fiend; no concern for the rule of law or the safety of other people and just wants to get high no matter the effect on everyone else.


Solid 4/10. Needs more think of the  children.
 
2017-06-17 09:03:07 PM  

bobadooey: Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.


Doesn't matter whether it is 1 gram or 1 ton, weed is a dangerous, schedule 1 narcotic and it is against federal law to possess it.  Prison is appropriate.
 
2017-06-17 09:05:19 PM  

sardonicobserver: [img.fark.net image 850x637]


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 09:05:27 PM  

Ima4nic8or: bobadooey: Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.

Doesn't matter whether it is 1 gram or 1 ton, weed is a dangerous, schedule 1 narcotic and it is against federal law to possess it.  Prison is appropriate.


There's no room on this Earth for as far as that
 
2017-06-17 09:06:40 PM  

Ima4nic8or: bobadooey: Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.

Doesn't matter whether it is 1 gram or 1 ton, weed is a dangerous, schedule 1 narcotic and it is against federal law to possess it.  Prison is appropriate.


Fark you, phone.

There's no room on Earth for as far as that opinion needs to get bent.
 
2017-06-17 09:07:32 PM  

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man

And, Dave's still not here.


He's over here...

img.fark.net

...Smokin' Labrador
 
2017-06-17 09:09:54 PM  

Ima4nic8or: bobadooey: Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.

Doesn't matter whether it is 1 gram or 1 ton, weed is a dangerous, schedule 1 narcotic and it is against federal law to possess it.  Prison is appropriate.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 09:10:22 PM  

Ima4nic8or: bobadooey: Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.

Doesn't matter whether it is 1 gram or 1 ton, weed is a dangerous, schedule 1 narcotic and it is against federal law to possess it.  Prison is appropriate.


img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 09:12:00 PM  
Just looking at the mugshot, you know that the weed in the oven probably wasn't even the worst decision that he made that day.
 
2017-06-17 09:13:59 PM  

Ima4nic8or: bobadooey: Oh my god, over a half ounce?  That's almost an entire ounce!  He could eat several bags of Doritos with that much weed, let's send him to prison about it.

Doesn't matter whether it is 1 gram or 1 ton, weed is a dangerous, schedule 1 narcotic and it is against federal law to possess it.  Prison is appropriate.


c1.staticflickr.com
 
2017-06-17 09:14:28 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Ima4nic8or: Typical dope fiend; no concern for the rule of law or the safety of other people and just wants to get high no matter the effect on everyone else.

[img.fark.net image 329x281]


Did you read TFA?  This fire occurred in an *apartment.*

"At 6:30 p.m., police said the Dayville Fire Department was summoned to 480 Hartford Pike, Apt. 4 on reports of an oven fire."

There is indeed some evidence that the accused in this case was putting other people at risk with this piece of amateur extraction.

But we all know, since we've read it on Fark numerous times, that weed users have rights while the rest of us have obligations, right?
 
2017-06-17 09:16:07 PM  
Oh shiat, ALL of Fark's pot trolls are here now.
 
2017-06-17 09:18:12 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Typical dope fiend; no concern for the rule of law or the safety of other people and just wants to get high no matter the effect on everyone else.


Rave on catshiat. Someone will cover you up
 
2017-06-17 09:19:03 PM  
"pot" comes from the Latin term "potación de guayaya," which means, "drink of grief".

You know, I know lot of Latin words for grief, but guayaya ain't one of 'em. Dolor means grief. Or luctus, or tristitia, or maeror, or maestitia, or contrition, or aegrum, but WTF is "guayaya"?
 
2017-06-17 09:19:25 PM  

fusillade762: Oh shiat, ALL of Fark's pot trolls are here now.


Its like  a party for  lepers
 
2017-06-17 09:20:32 PM  
Oops, wrong thread
 
OOF
2017-06-17 09:20:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-06-17 09:21:13 PM  
Decarboxylation, you're doing it wrong.

He would've had a better time vaping to decarboxylize, and then making a tincture with the remains.

Or so I've heard.
 
2017-06-17 09:25:12 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Did the cops seize his fedora collection too?


At least 3 wallets on chains, and many other items found at Spencer's Gifts.
 
2017-06-17 09:26:36 PM  

sardonicobserver: [img.fark.net image 850x637]


Yes, I think that's what people are trying to accomplish when they smoke pot.
 
2017-06-17 09:32:36 PM  

AstroJesus: Oops, wrong thread


No it isn't.
 
2017-06-17 09:34:33 PM  

tirob: Ow! That was my feelings!: Ima4nic8or: Typical dope fiend; no concern for the rule of law or the safety of other people and just wants to get high no matter the effect on everyone else.

[img.fark.net image 329x281]

Did you read TFA?  This fire occurred in an *apartment.*

"At 6:30 p.m., police said the Dayville Fire Department was summoned to 480 Hartford Pike, Apt. 4 on reports of an oven fire."

There is indeed some evidence that the accused in this case was putting other people at risk with this piece of amateur extraction.

But we all know, since we've read it on Fark numerous times, that weed users have rights while the rest of us have obligations, right?


Heh. No I didn't read the farking article.

You really don't understand this site, do you?
 
2017-06-17 09:35:59 PM  
I can honestly say that in over 30 years, working in the "streets", I've never had a "stoner" throw up on me, try to stab me (knife, or needle), shoot at me, or punch me...

/for what it's worth...
 
2017-06-17 09:56:21 PM  
Why not both?
 
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