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    More: Strange, Ventura County, California, Ventura County, Mission Produce, Camarillo, California, Ventura, California, illegal avocado sales, Ventura County Sheriff, produce processing facility  
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2017-06-17 02:21:37 PM  
3 Ventura County Men Arrested on Suspicion of Grand Theft of Avocados Worth $300,000

So like four boxes? Or was it 6 boxes of the small ones?
 
2017-06-17 02:22:44 PM  
I hope those arrested have retained counsel.

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2017-06-17 02:38:45 PM  

Sid_6.7: I hope those arrested have retained counsel.

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I wouldn't hire them!  They remind me of a couple of dips!
 
2017-06-17 02:40:40 PM  
More like avaca-go, amirite?  Hello?  This thing on?
 
2017-06-17 03:45:52 PM  
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2017-06-17 04:25:30 PM  
I worked for Orange County, CA. Probation and Records in the late 80s, one of my first adult jobs. A police officer called in to check the status of someone he had just arrested for Grand Theft Avocado. When I heard the charge I laughed and the cop was incensed that I wasn't taking this crime seriously enough. I thank Subby for showing me I'm not the only one who thinks this is funny.
 
2017-06-17 05:19:56 PM  
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2017-06-17 05:25:20 PM  
Avocados be good yo.
Guac even better.
 
2017-06-17 05:32:37 PM  
No avocado toast for you, hipsters.
 
2017-06-17 05:33:38 PM  
Millenials?

Better guard the free range kale toast supplies..
 
2017-06-17 05:39:04 PM  
Sounds like they had a mole
 
2017-06-17 05:43:54 PM  
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2017-06-17 05:55:17 PM  
Guys though they found a way to buy a house and have their toast too.

How many avocado toasts does a house cost?  The Farkin Link
 
2017-06-17 06:09:32 PM  
Were they packaged in dime bags?
 
2017-06-17 06:09:44 PM  
Is this about Chipotle? DNRTFA.
 
2017-06-17 06:28:12 PM  
Woo hoo! My hometown finally makes FARK!!
 
2017-06-17 06:34:08 PM  
For a second I thought perhaps someone had kidnapped David Wolfe, and I was thinking "for farks' sake, keep him."
 
2017-06-17 06:38:13 PM  
I blame that Australian millionaire who told Millennials to stop eating avocado toast and they could easily become millionaires like him.

He alerted the thieves to the massive secret wealth that exists in the form of avocados and guacamole.

Remember: the secret of the 1%ers' wealth is in the avocados, not in the toast. Do not steal the toast, steal the avocados.

And don't spell avocadoes with an"e" or people will think you are an ignent moran like former Vice President and latinist, Dan Quayle.
 
2017-06-17 06:39:46 PM  
Ignent. I like that word.
 
2017-06-17 06:40:05 PM  
Them guys is gonna be needin' an abogado

(The Spanish word for attorney is abogado.)
 
2017-06-17 06:42:51 PM  
Balls.  Nuts.  Testicles.
 
2017-06-17 06:45:18 PM  
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Taking a nap on the window ledge. All spread out on a warm day. Like he owns the place!

Had this guy chew through our kitchen window screen. There was a bowl of avocados on the table. He peeled each one but did not eat them. Did he have to peel three before he decided he didn't like them?
 
2017-06-17 06:46:05 PM  
Nigella approves, nearly everyone else wasn't impressed...

Nigella comes under fire for 'easy' avocado on toast recipe
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2017-06-17 06:47:04 PM  

brantgoose: I blame that Australian millionaire who told Millennials to stop eating avocado toast and they could easily become millionaires like him.

He alerted the thieves to the massive secret wealth that exists in the form of avocados and guacamole.

Remember: the secret of the 1%ers' wealth is in the avocados, not in the toast. Do not steal the toast, steal the avocados.


If only I could send a message 20 years back in time, and tell my grandparents not to sell their avocado orchard...
 
2017-06-17 06:53:54 PM  

Badafuco: Woo hoo! My hometown finally makes FARK!!

Huh. You are on the list. Enjoy.

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2017-06-17 07:03:26 PM  

anfrind: brantgoose: I blame that Australian millionaire who told Millennials to stop eating avocado toast and they could easily become millionaires like him.

He alerted the thieves to the massive secret wealth that exists in the form of avocados and guacamole.

Remember: the secret of the 1%ers' wealth is in the avocados, not in the toast. Do not steal the toast, steal the avocados.

If only I could send a message 20 years back in time, and tell my grandparents not to sell their avocado orchard...


My mom invented avocado toast in the '80s.  My childhood was full of avocado toast.  She should have trademarked the idea.
 
2017-06-17 07:07:47 PM  

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Damnit I was eating!
 
2017-06-17 07:36:17 PM  
FTA "Detectives opened an investigation at the end of May after receiving reports that employees at the location were selling avocados for cash unauthorized from the company grounds. Investigators confirmed these allegations and found the illegal enterprise had been operating for several months.

It was unclear what led detectives to tie the three suspects to the crime."


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2017-06-17 08:55:17 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [img.fark.net image 500x689]


This guy: 
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2017-06-17 09:07:13 PM  
Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2017-06-17 10:04:17 PM  
Insurance claim math is eerily similar to cop math.
 
2017-06-18 01:48:24 AM  
With the price of avocados being so high..I hope that those companies that make that VILE
store "guacamole" stuff go out of business. Then those avocados can go to people who will use
them to make actual edible avocado based foods.
 
2017-06-18 02:52:35 AM  
"Police estimate the street value of these avocados to be $300k."
 
2017-06-18 05:43:31 AM  

speciaal: Ow! That was my feelings!: [img.fark.net image 500x689]

This guy: [img.fark.net image 425x255]


Wow that's kind of unsettling.

/but stories about cargo theft are funny so it's okay
 
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