Uhh... outfielder?

This is one of those things that turns into "Tigers outfielder Bobby Higginson found stabbed to death by crazed fan outside his home"...

A scruffy appearance AND a scar? Jackpot.

Hmm... Barney's movie had heart, but "Punch in the Groin" had a Punch in the groin....

DeathSquadronPilot-

Don't cry for me, for I am already dead...

specialmed-
Just hook it up to my veins!!

If only the Tigers had decided to suck like they did last year, they wouldn't run into problems like people actually wanting to claim relation to them...

Texa$

Nerfherder.

My brother works at a Cottage Inn pizza place here and met this guy. My bro was invited to Higginson's son's fake wedding. No free food for him, though.

So this is how you get that elusive first Fark submission!

"Slowing Sinking" x 2 instead of "slowly"
"Tigers Pitcher" instead of "outfielder"

I see an erroneous headline at least once a day on Fark.

Whoever gives the green light probably squeals with glee to accept submissions with bad grammar and/or mistruths! "Hee-hee!" they say, pressing their enter key...

Ok, I'm originally from Detroit (now living in Texas) and follow the Tigers, so the headline caught my eye. My question is, what's the fewest number of comments ever posted? 13 and counting for this lame-ass thread...

I'll bet it doesn't get more than 13...oh, wait...sorry.

I <3 Higgy

that punch in the groin thing though....my sides are still hurtin'.
I'll bet he really did get a punch, France really surrenders every day, and hilarity always ensues.

Now that they figured that out could someone please find out who the imposter in Bobby Higginson's uniform is?

Didn't he used to be good?

Well, if Bobby was indeed pitching last season, that might explain a few things...

This thread has almost as many posts as the Tigers had wins last season.

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